>tfw music>tfw singing>tfw dancing>tfw acting>tfw wine>tfw sculptures>tfw portraits>tfw philosophy>tfw science>tfw dating>tfw dice games>tfw showing hair>tfw showing skin>tfw puppies>tfw geckos>tfw bacon>tfw humane slaughter>tfw national identity>tfw local holidays>tfw adoption>tfw traveling without a male relative>tfw freedom of expression>tfw freedom of belief>tfw birthdays>tfw loving lifeWhat else am I missing?
How did they even convince people to leave Judaism and Christianity for this shit desu.
>>215338576>tfw Al-Zutt>>215338604Does he know?
>>215338624What did I miss?
>>215338576shaking with the left hand
>tfw yawning>tfw whistling>tfw masturbating>tfw wearing wigs>tfw trimming eyebrows>tfw sleeping on stomach >tfw laughing loudly>tfw owning plushies as an adult>tfw killing snakes that enter your house>tfw making eye contact with the opposite sex>tfw media that reference anything that is haram>tfw critical thinking>tfw having any sort of fun
>>215338638Islam was spread through the sword
>>215338698Indonesia?
>>215338576animevideo gamesromance fapinterest in debtbefreinding kaffirs
>>215338576islam is a hilarious religionyeah lemme just be a boring cunt and not do anything ever for the rest of my life just so i can enjoy paradise, and co-incidentally all of the pleasures of paradise are exactly what an impoverished 7th century desert-dwelling retard would think of as unspeakable luxury, like silk cushions and eating honeythese retards really decidate their whole lives, get nasty callouses on their foreheads from praying, just to recieve pleasure in the afterlife that you can get from your nearest supermarket
>>215338604It wasn't originally like this, when they got too scientifically enlightened, they made up all these extra rules to stop everyone from becoming heretics. Now they don't do anything and fuck their cousins...jk they always fucked their cousins but, everything else is true
>>215338840Most Muslims I know personally selectively pick and choose what prohibitions of their faith they adhere to. Going to Egypt / Saudi Arabia, for example, pretty much everyone I met was just as much of a drinker as I am.
>>215338950Where can I find Hijabis who are willing to have premartial sex?
I fucking hate them
In Islamic tradition, geckos are considered harmful creatures, referred to as "fuwaysiq" or "little noxious creatures". The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) is reported to have commanded their killing, citing their harmful nature. One narration states that he called the gecko a "fuwaysiq," placing it among the five vicious creatures (fawaasiq) that should be killed even if a person is in a state of Ihraam (ritual consecration for Hajj or 'Umrah) due to the harm they cause. The rationale for this command is rooted in the belief that geckos are pests that can cause damage and are harmful to people and property.
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>>215338576But enough about calvinism!
I love these. I like the "The prophet was seen eating chicken" one but I forgot to save it.
>>215338576Once you understand that islam is nothing more than a collection of tales/beliefs from medieval bedouin culture it all makes sense.For you to make sense of islam just imagine you are a bedouin desert dweller tribesmen and you need a set of rules to guide you, since medieval arabia was pretty much akin to mad max.But once you apply this to our modern world, none of it makes sense.
The white man conquered the world yet can do nothing except cry all day about others
>>215339015You can definitely find them in MENA. I had a few start to come onto me pretty hard but I never pursued anything out of fear of later being responsible for an honor killing / acid attack thereby.
>>215338950There is no alcohol in Saudi except for foreign diplomats
>>215339171Just go to embassy party.
>>215339125what causes someone to behave like this
>>215338673>>215339125How can anyone take Islam seriously when this is the shit they have written down?
>>215339125KEK, so muhammad was a turbo autist schizo then, essentially a chvd?
>>21533928199% of Muslims don't know about random rulings on geckos from hadiths compiled centuries later
>>215339281no muzzies have actually seen it and if they do they'll say it's either israeli propaganda or recite the dua "That's taken out of context"
>>215339281These aren’t the word of God so it doesn’t matter kaffir
>>215339125Imagine being Aisha tho...You are still a child, so you like childish cute things like cute pictures of animals.Then all of sudden your pedophile schizo husband arrives home just to have a mental breakdown and tear up your stuff because it is a sin, o algo.How did aisha didn't kill herself from living a shitty life like this? We will never know...
most muslims just fuck their cousins and wait to die
>>215339395She might have been older
>>215339309He was literally schizophrenic but his mommy convinced him he actually wasn't and the voices in the walls were angels. What came after is what happens when a schizo see his will become reality, it reinforces his delusions
>>215339395She actually became insanely powerful by being the rape victim of Mohammad, she is cursed by Shias to this day for essentially steering the first election of the Ummah to Abu Bakr
>>215339171Yes there is lol. There's bars and nightclubs everywhere, they're just "hidden" from public view
>>215339395You don't know anything about her life. She became a political and military leader
>>215338576>iranians abandoned zoroastrianism for this>mongols abandoned tengrism for thisWhat THE FUCK were they thinking
>>215338576top kek>tfw medical care>tfw medication>tfw organ transplant to save lives>tfw 100+iq>tfw no underage marriage>tfw casual sex
>>215339764>tfw hypergamy>tfw 70% white incel population including you>tfw whore culture>tfw loads of sex diseases>tfw destroyed families>tfw replaced by pajeets and blacks>tfw white women chose to fuck blacks>tfw country never declared independence and is not a real country This is what you’re proud of kek
>>215339848uh oh, mussie meltie!
>>215339848good morning mehmet, i forgot>tfw no incest>tfw no marrying my cousin>tfw no sex with animals>tfw woman rights>tfw using toilet paper>tfw wipe my ass with right hand>tfw using utensils to eat
>>215339848down forget to use an even number of stones to wipe your anus
>>21533928150% of arabs are severly inbredthats not a jokemarriages between first cousins lover IQ up to 12 points and incest children have increased irrational anger issues
>>215339848The paki is mad
>>215339606>mongols abandoned tengrism for thisNigga Mongols are Buddhist.
>>215339477I knew a Saudi guy at uni who said that young people buy it off the black market and drive out to the desert to have generator parties, get drunk, dance and fuckKino desu
>>215338604The religous-cultural hegemons, Byzantine and Persia, left a power vacuum in Arabia, causing a strong local identity to arise. Islam took Arabia like a storm. Under the influential Muhammad (if he really existed as written) a new religion was borne in the desert, a new purpose, a new destiny. Word quickly spread, from tribe to tribe, that the messenger of God was beckoning them to abandon their blood feuds and lend their swords to him. The banner of Arabia became the banner of Islam. Every successful military conquest emboldened the believers that their cause was divinely ordained. The great, once eternal, empires on the borders were now fractured, enabling the armies of Islam to carve through them. Almost out of nowhere there was a new military, cultural and religious power dominating the Middle East. The spread of Islam to persia, levant and northern Africa is trivial after this. Each conquest was not just military imposed dominance, but also the scholars, poets, merchants that came pouring in. The buildings, the cities, the literature all had a cultural connection to the heart of Arabia and Islam. Its not possible to imagine today, because most all Islamic nations are unwashed backwards shit-holes refusing to evolve, but at that time it was the center of progress, power and culture.
>>215338673I wish I lived in ancient middle east so my severely autistic fits would be seen as gospels
>>215340488>Islam took Arabia like a stormholy ESL. At least I know you didn't use ChatGPT Gandeep
>>215340653What could be improved?
>>215340653This is a normal, common metaphor.>t. EFL
>>215340653This is a regular expression in American English, do Brits even speak your own language or are you some kind of third worlder?
>>215340674>>215340776>>215340834The phrase is "took Arabia by storm", are you all really that retarded or is Randeep samefagging with a VPN? I suspect the latter
>>215338576>all Muslims are Salafi>chuds always pick Pakistan and Afghanistan as "great examples" for a Muslim country
>>215339606>Sunni and Shia are the sameBrainlet take
>>215340776>t. EFLbarely mate
>>215340961You are only a muslim if you believe the quran is the literal words of god/allah.If you do, then everything it says its true, or else why would allah being omnipotent/omniscient say something that is not true?Therefore, you are only muslim if you believe wholeheartedly in every ayat written in the quran, why make some exceptions when it is literally the words of god?You are just coping because you know your religion is full of holes and contradictions.
>>215339436If Muhammad was a schizo, how come he got followers and friends? How come he didn't kill himself? We Muslims never call Jesus schizo. I bet you worship Sam Hyde like a god.
>>215341058>We Muslims never call Jesus schizoYou literally behead Christians in your countries.
>>215340776>>215340834You're both retarded. It's took "by storm", as in "in a military rush" not LIKE a storm
>>215341094Not in my country. Varg burned down churches and you call him a saint.
>>215341105>>215340923Sounded right to me, do goras really feel it being off when they read it?"took by storm" isn't what i intended, as it implies Islam conquered Arabia. I meant LIKE a storm; sudden and swift. "Swept across Arabia like a desert storm". I used storm as a similie.
extremely jewish thread
>>215339125Just for you
>>215339976>>215340026>>215340073>>215340152>can’t even deny itkek
>>215339848UH OH MUZZIE MELTY
>>215342148hello kike
>>215338604>convinceIt was more like convert or die
>>215340653Literally the most generic metaphor he could've chosen
>>215342208Both Jews and Arabs are semites THOUGH. The only difference is the former regularly beats up the latter
>>215342191meanwhile white civilization is literally collapsing while Islam still lingers despite all the abuses. Judeo-Germanic filth will get what’s coming to them inshallah
>>215341749It's not idiomatic and just sounds like Fecaloid Jeetglish Crap #482765484. Next time don't even bother trying unless your audience is other fecaloids lol.
>>215341749You wrote "Islam took Arabia like a storm." A storm can't "take" because it's not conscious. It can envelop or sweep through somewhere, but these are physical descriptions of movement not conscious decisions by the storm.
>>215342148Stfu jeet
>>215342264If the West is so bad then why are you in Canada and not Islamadad mehmet?
you can keep coping and obsessing over islam daily yet it wont stop crosscuckery from dying out and islam keep growing :)
>>215342335Because Canada is not a country. It never declared independence and is not a nation (a tribe) therefore it’s still up for grabs: btw when it comes to Brazil we’ll just need to exterminate you if you don’t convert, you’re worthless jizya slaves so it ain’t worth keeping your trimurti Hindu trinity worshippers alive
>>215342326Thank you amerinon
>>215339125My favorite is this one. Muhammad was walking around wearing cum stained clothes. He made his 9 yo wife clean his clothes and even then there would still be cum stains left.I can't find the hadith now but there is another one where a guest stayed the night in Muhammad's house and Aisha found cum stains on the sheets of guest's bed in the morning. They couldn't stop cooming for some reason
>>215342423>cat :)
>>215342465HOLY FVCK THATS REAL KEK.I thought you were trolling so i checked and its real...Bruh...
>>215339125>>215342465>>215342534The one with Al-Zutt is the funniest
>>215342534It's not even the worst one >A guest came and stayed with 'Aishah, and she ordered that he be given a yellow blanket of hers. He had a nocturnal emission on it, and he felt too shy to send it back to send it back to her when it had the traces of that emission on it, so he dipped it in water and then sent it to her. 'Aishah said: 'Why did he spoil our garment? It would have been sufficient for him to scrape it off with his finger. I often scraped it (semen) from the garment of the Messenger of Allah with my finger.'"
>>215338576animals on curtains
>>215342611What the fuck
Is this a meme or Muslims really don't listen to music?
>>215342600>The one with Al-Zutt is the funniestIm not well versed in the religion of peace, can you post an image here so i can see it?
>>215342611KEKDo muddies really?
>>215342670Muslims don’t worship Hadith storylines.
>>215342650
>>215342728So basically muhammad told him to stay there while he was fucking/getting fucked by these 'Zutt' guys?
>>215342867Yes
>>215342989Kek
>>215338576>tfw goat anus>tfw first cousin>tfw sister>tfw foreskin>tfw wearing gold
>>215342264I laugh at Islam but really I am understanding. It's a stupid religion, but islamic countries are filled with stupid people. It's the exact sort of system you need for an Egyptian or a Pakistani. It's really not right to think these people are cognitively capable of a better system, and to expect them to behave to white standards.>>215342402The only thing you're capable of is degenerating our blood through intermarriage, and doing so in a way where your descendants and anyone stupid enough to have anything to do with you will be the future dalits of the west. Your very presence in Canada is a dysgenic mistake, one that should be corrected.
>>215343091>our bloodYour dysgenic polluted blood is mixed already and has the spirit of the devil. The only thing to do with your kind is extermination if you don’t repent but it’s not in you to repent.
>>215342728How do muslims cope with this? What other interpretation is there besides gang rape/gay orgy?
>>215342094/int/ is a Zionist board
>>215342728I like the weirdo cult leader vibes
>>215342094Jews LOVE muslims, they are the perfect goysThis is exactly why they forced the US to fund the UAE and Saudi Arabia even though the US had plenty of domestic oil (which they now use)It's also the reason why the jewish elite push pro islamic islamic rethoric in liberal Western Europe and fight against islamophobia n shiet (LICRA here)Jews HATE Christ, but they don't mind Islam
You guys were right. /pol/ is my safe space. You guys are Zionists. You guys will never be janitor anyway because this thread don't deserve a sticky.
>>215343323Keep seething, your tears are delightful.
>>215343302>looked like zuttThey weren’t zutt, they were jinn and the story is attempted possession by jinn spirits and Muhammad won. This is Hindu fag larp if you think Muhammad was raped by random hindus
>>215343415Nice selfie
Mods, do your fucking job
>>215343405Why they kill Muslims in Palestine you fucking Nazi
>>215343563MOOOODDDS, HELP MEEEEREEEEEEE
>>215343589You will never be a moderatorThis thread will never get a sticky
>>215343581I hope they get to build a resort there afterwards, it will be kino
>>215343581the kill the Christian too, they don't want Islam dead, they just want the Palestinians land
>>215343563malaysianon cyberbullying isn't real, you can always walk away from the screen. Open another thread.
>>215339606Zorastrianism is a sort of inversion of Hinduism, fire worship is a common focal pointThe last existing Zoras were given refuge in India by some of the rulers in state of Gujarat and called Parsis. Freddie Mercury is the most well known Parsi. Jaguar Land Rover is owned by the mega company founded by Indian Parsis (Tata)
>>215342152>can't even deny itwhat's the point in denying pol schizo ramblings. Imagine talking about being replaced by blacks and jeets when you live in a new world country and are non white yourself. By the way it isnt even accurate Caanda has 3 times as many asians and blacksIt least I went out and lost my virignty at a house party when I was 17 unlike you who is most lile;y still a virign and thinks third world countries " having higher birth rates" are a win
>>215343947Bodied that brown fucking freak.
>>215343947Fucking fat chicks isn’t something to proud of fatboy>>215343947
>>215339606>iranians abandoned zoroastrianism for thisShiism lets you larp as a heroic martyr with a superiority complex. Perfect for persian sensibilities. Historically, it wasnt even a real religion as people just made up whatever they wanted. It only became a proper religion once the safavids enforced a standard orthodoxy
>>215343947It's not even like they're sincere about their purity and their faith. They're fucking degenerates themselves and have less self control than whites, they literally can't handle things like casually hanging nude in a sauna without being creepo rapists and perverts The second they relent on their muzzdog protective behavior their own women want nothing to do with them. In a lot of islamic countries if you can't afford the 2 goats and bag of lentils required to marry your 12 year old cousin you are shit out of luck because Chadhammud has more than enough money to afford her paltry dowry so he can have her as his 25th wife while the broke muzz-cel has to settle with sodomizing little homeless boys.Every retard disaspora turboscrote who fantasizes about sharia law thinks he's gonna be the chad with 40 6 year old cousin-wives. But if they're a broke incel in the west they would be a broke incel in sharia law countries too.Muslim men are so fucking stupid. make them wear the burka and ban them from speaking.
>>21534430070% of anglosphere white males are incels these days. Your entire post is subhuman projection, filthy kaffir
>>215338604With a sword to their neck
>>215343767>TataWtf I hate zoroastrians now. Tata is partially responsible for the flooding of jeets into the west along with other cancerous jeet companies like infosys and Wipro
>>215338604You impose a 20% sales tax on anyone who doesn't convert literallyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JizyaPeople get sick of being raped financially for the right to eat pork. It's easy
>>215344355WRONG WRONG WRONGConversions to Islam during the middle ages weren't forced or violent.https://youtube.com/watch?v=TuRtuYgekuE&t=4s&pp=2AEEkAIB
>>215339377Cope muzzie.
>>215345568>>215345583>>215345600Gems kek
>>215338726They’re like the only exception
>>215338576all those things piss me off too and i'm atheist
>>215338726>Later findings of scholars say that some parts of Java, i.e. Sunda kingdom West Java and the kingdom of Majapahit on East Java was conquered by Javanese Muslims. The Hindu-Buddhist Sunda Kingdom of Pajajaran was conquered by Muslims in the 16th century, while the Muslim-coastal and Hindu-Buddhist-interior part of East Java was often at war.[8]:8
>>215339848bodied that freak as the cool kids on /int/ say
>>215339377Denying the Hadiths make you a kuffar in like 99.9% of modern denominations of Islam
>>215345705Kek
>>215341058>If Muhammad was a schizo, how come he got followers and friends?He was such a failure at converting anyone outside of his tribe after ten years of proselytizing that he decided to become a caravan raider claiming his attacks were justified as “self defense”
>>215345771How the fuck do you wipe your ass with pebbles?
>>215338576idk, homosexuality?
All the butthurt atheists ITT
There are more of these but these are some of the funnier ones I have saved. Hope you guys enjoyed. But seriously what a ridiculous religion.
>>215345826Ironically Mohammed had a lot in common with Varg since they were both disgruntled losers who murdered people while claiming it was in self defense
i love islam, great laugh
>>215345727No the hadiths are fallible. The details can easily be excused with the general themes accepted.
>>215345905Okay you are an apostate I kill you now
>>215338576The demographics of Europe are genuinely well and truly fucked. The recent generations are almost majority, and in some countries, fully majority shitskins and Muslims now, and only boomers are holding up the white percentage. Coupled with the fact that many Gen Xers, Millennials, and Gen Zers are far left retards who unironically still support open borders, you'll see many "europeans" posting here who are just shitskins pretending to be white, or whites who would never say a word about their dear Muslim allies.The reality is, Europe is just becoming a satellite continent for Africa and the Middle East. There is no visible assimilation or even an attempt at it. Europeans are nothing but the dogs of Muslims. They have established themselves as the ruling class in Europe, they live there, but are not subject to European laws or values, while native Europeans exist to serve them and must placate their every whim.A Muslim can mass murder dozens of Europeans. And what is their instinct? Mourn for their dead brothers and sisters? Desire revenge? Make sure it doesn't happen again by getting them out? No. When an attack happens, Europeans don't shed tears for the dead. They shed tears thinking about the backlash against Muslims. They cry about how, "oh, this attack will cause the far right to be more popular!" Meanwhile they reassure themselves that we are all human while Muslims laugh at them for being weak spineless cucks and blatantly take advantage of them, proudly sucking Europe dry.It is like they want to go extinct. They hate themselves more than anything else in the world. A continent of useless, self hating pussies who somehow think they are also superior to the rest of the world because they care about "muh human rights" (lel)
>>215345936Low iq kaffir
>>215345936Atheist like you can go straight to hell
>>215345905I am pretty sure your local imam would not agree. If the haddiths are fallible why do muslims follow them since clearly like 80% of them are just retarded and many of them contradict each other?
>>215345854You are brown, Pablo. I'm calling the cops.
>>215345971You’re speaking out of your ass. Only the Quran is infallible and that is what every Muslim that is a Muslim agrees. Otherwise there is no Islam. The hadiths are stories with varying degrees of authenticity.
>>215345989Again if the haddiths have proven themselves to be unreliable why not just follow the quran and ignore the haddiths. We Christians solved the issue of random people claiming their uncles ex GFs grandpa heard Jesus say this and that with the council of Nicaea.
>>215338920>>215340488This is correct. Islam was the hygienic rationalist advanced society of their time. Decline only begun a few centuries ago.>>215342213>>215344355Untrue. It's impossible to spread religion like that historically because medieval people would just revolt, they have less tolerance of alien foreign powers and less to lose by fighting them.>>215344483Yes, this is the actual answer. Taxing heathens more is a great way to force religious change while seeming tolerant. The Quran is a ridiculously good slow-conquest strategy book.
>>215346020I don’t care what Christian’s think, Christians worship the trimurti Hindu trinity and just slapped Jesus onto it. The hadiths are a collection of stories, each with varying degrees of authenticity and within each Hadith the chapters also have varying degrees of authenticity but you already knew that since you spent a lot of time being a retard itt or maybe you didn’t and you have cognitive dissonance. >ignore the haddithsThe Hadiths pertain to Islamic history so no. Laughing about cumstains being washed isn’t going to debunk Islam and lying about Muhammad being raped by pajeets even though it never says or even implies that shows you off as low iq. Genuinely kill yourself and enter janem when judgement day comes kaffir
>>215346074>Low iq muslim doesn't understand the trinityNot surprisingAlso if at least some of the haddiths are bullshit shouldn't you guys figure out which ones are lies and which ones are not. For all we know the cumstain story was a troll invented by a jew which you guys now take seriously. I can't imagine muhammed would be too happy about that. Also what do you mean pertain to islamic history they can pertain to islamic history even if they aren't taken seriously. The Gospel of Judas pertains to Christian history but it isn't canon and thus isn't to be taken seriously as there is no way to confirm its true.
>>215345985>tf>tp
>>215338576How often has this exact OP been used again?
>>215346199At least I'm not Mexican
>>215346179Nobody recites the hadiths you faggot Finn kike. The hadiths aren’t holy books and don’t matter 99% of the time if it doesn’t directly discuss quranic verses. You’re the same Jewish turd eater under a Finn flag from pol that posted the same images in the same writing style always defending Israel when it gets shit on. Keep eating it, your time will come kaffir
>>215344053wtf i love hamas now
>>215338576Nothing upsets a Muslim more than knowing that someone somewhere is having fun.
>>215346252Driving around open windows in a Jewish neighborhood with nasheeds blaring makes kaffirs seethes more.
>>215338604Mostly due to threat of murder or exerting humiliating conditions that caused people over time to convert just to not suffer.That said, there are still many Christians in MENA, though they do get slaughtered every now and then.l by muslims.
>>215346026There are muzzies in Thailand even? Lord Almighty they really do infest every corner of the Earth
>>215346235Ok so drinking alcohol is completely fine in Islam then since it wasn't completely prohibited in the quran?Also I denounce the synagogue of satan and the state of Israel.
>>215338624>Al Zutt KEK
>>215346235Also why do you worship the pagan kaaba again even though islam prohibits idolatry?
>>215346235Please please please go to your imam and tell me the 6 books of Hadith highly regarded by Muslims are shit, that Bukhari was a crazy nigga you don't take seriously and that it doesn't matter if a Hadith classification says Sahih and is regarded authentic in both isnad and matn, it's all fake shit.Quraniyoon are kaffirs.
>>215346304Their presence here is over 1000 years old, has remained under 5% always, and only went up because we invaded Malay territories, not because they came here. They are more to us like Irish are to Brits
>>215338840By the great Zabiba, how can you not believe in the great words of the rasululululahhh??? Astagfirullah al aziiiiiim
the only good thing about islam is you can't be in debt and no usury
>>215339015Pick any random hijabi and you'll get backdoor access if you're just nice and a little trad without being a savage. They tend to hate their own men a lot.Ironically the non-hijabis tend to actually be far harder.
>>215339125>obviously the poor little boy was just thirstyyy - Justin Parrott aka Abu Amina Elias
>>215342264Islam is literally collapsing KEK Fertility rates in MENA: falling faster than ever in the WestSecularization: growing faster than ever in the West Converts: ignorant western seculars of which 75% leave in a few years and many end up Christian after they start taking religion seriouslyYour dawahniggers even shifted to damage control mode to try and keep the apostasy wave at bay.To quote the great Mimi Hijab:>Your child's going to become an apostate!
>>215346402>>215346310>>215346330>>215346351You lost the culture war irl and on pol
>>215344300Based king
>>215346402So not only was he a pedophile, but a faggot aswell?
>>215346310It's completely prohibited in the Koran
>>215342867And zutts were dark skinned south asians aka the first paki gangrape victim was momo
>>215346478KEKJeets were clapping that momussy
>>215342611>>215342632This one always gets me cracking up: his own gay scene>This is what I wanted, Messenger of Allahhhhh
>>215346454
>>215346454Ran out of arguments?>>215346466I thought the quran only said that its bad not completely prohibited it.
>>215345840>proud of your heritage>must bite your father's penis
>>215346507>This is what I wanted, Messenger of AllahhhhhThis story is so fucking gay it reads almost like a tumblr fanfic or something
>>215346454>the muzzie reverts to everyonesajew.exe
>>215346555Islam is a never ending series of KEK. The tafsirs for many verses are hilarious, like for 33:59 (hijab verse) where it basically says muzzies would go into the city and molest any woman not wearing hijab
>>215346589>Islam is a never ending series of KEKIt truly is, this thread should stay up indefinitely, im laughing so hard and the worse part is the muddies have no argument against this hahahaha
ok but why is a newzelander complaining about muslims when the only bad relevant event in their entire history was perpetrated by an australian
>>215343508That's the usual muzzie save but Zutt is the arabicized version of Jats
>>215346626Also, he banged his own aunt khaula and one time walked in water where everybody threw dead dogs and things with period blood kek Mental illness. Jeet tier in the Ganges.
>>215346628>NZ PM wearing hijab and praising the arabian degenerate false prophet
>>215346676Ew
Muslims literally can’t respond without randomly calling you a zionist or a pajeet or both.>>215346628OP wasn’t a complaint, it was mocking. And Islam is a very mockable religion.
>>215346743>Muslims literally can’t respond without randomly calling you a zionist or a pajeet or both.They are the embodiement of the ad hominem fallacy, they don't attack the ideas, but the person.For you to formulate a counterargument based on evidence and not fallacy you gotta have some iq. If you fall for a fairytale written in medieval arabia where gods words were revealed to a illiterate bedouin tribesman, you already failed the iq prerequisite.
>>215346026>>215344566spot on bros... I mean why would you even want to have>music>singing>dancing>acting>wine>sculptures>portraits>philosophy>science>dating>dice games>showing hair>showing skin>puppies>geckos>bacon>humane slaughter>national identity>local holidays>adoption>traveling without a male relative>freedom of expression>freedom of belief>birthdays>loving lifei would just kms if my country allowed these things
>>215347482forgot to add this
>>215342634It's not a meme. I don't understand how these subhumans can exist without the simple joy of music
Finally good thread for indians
amazing threadmuzzjaks are the future
>>215342634Most normie Muslims don't know that music is haram, but it's true. That's why things like this exist.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqGsUeVwmk
>>215345762poor aisha, she was m*hammads greatest victim
>>215347876They do know it's haram they just don't care. If you've ever watched an Arabic YouTube video or gone on social media in an arab country you would know this because the comments always have some ikhwanji going "ummmm great video but don't you know that music is haram? Delete the music akhi" and then getting comments and likes like "wallahi you are right" and the like. Normal people don't care though like is the case for most of these laws
>>215342634https://youtu.be/U5QTEhHqDZo?si=oyHHnqoqGi-j0g7Athis is what they have as concerts
Amazing threadIsrael and pajeet need this
>>215342634Another music-less gem I foundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8iQgDFnr2M>>215347944What I meant by not knowing that music is haram is that Muslims usually assume that this is disputed or that it's a minority opinion amongst the scholars. I know about those comments yeah.
>>215348090>>215347637you dont have to say the same thing twice retardjust know that we're cumming to this thread
>>215339848>90% of those points is le womenAnd yet you are still a brown incel, how is this possible then
>>215348177Mods just being equal, there is no way they let 20 indian/israel threads and 0 islam/christian thread You should thanks mod and stop calling them paki
>>215338576>>tfw scienceNot this one.All the others are correct though.
Rare discord+mods co-op win (90+ replies sirs)>the usual malay bumper (acting as pro muslim but keep bumping)>the usual single flag who spam the hadithThis success should be researched for future success
>>215338673>>tfw yawning>>tfw whistlingSource?>>tfw wearing wigsI have vague recollections of this being haram.>>tfw laughing loudly?>>tfw killing snakes that enter your house?
>>215348278https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa8Nc2cmwtY
>>215348152Man ikhwanjis are so cringe why bother learning about a foreign empire's history if you're going to be such an insular retard that you can't even use music in the 21th century? Why even use phones and computers at this point if you're so deathly allergic to anything HARAM that you can't use background music for a fucking YouTube video that you probably stole from a Westerner when computers and phones are full of haram things and ringtones are technically music too?> I know about those comments yeah.I highly doubt it. There's a 99% chance you're a pajeet. Post hand or an Arabic vocaroo. If you can pronounce the difference between علي و على that'll be a good enough shibboleth for me
>>215348217im not complaining about any thread. i don't hate (You). i just hate your religion.here's my belief: I believe that most of the islam practicing people are inherently good people, but your religion doesn't allow the goodness to come out. your religion doesn't even let me be friend with you because i'm a kafir
>>215348326>علي3alí>على3alá (egyptians write the one above like this)
>>215339125It's more about that it sets precedent (i.e. it is halal to eat chicken).
>>215338698Well some retards had to carry the sword in first place, so somebody converted to that idiocy willingly
>>215348362Post a vocaroo in Arabic i don't care about text i want to hear you say it. "رضيت على الغالي علي بن النضر"
>>215348447>Didn't post vocarooFiltered by Arab BVLL phonology + You're a Pajeet.Why even move to an Arab country if you don't like Islam so much? You could've gone to Italy or something if you don't like Islam in particular or Taiwan if you don't like Abrahamic religions in general. Why move to the home of the very thing you hate?? This is even worse than Ikhwanjeets moving to Europe and having meltdowns over crosses, church bells, converted mosques in Spain, etc because the Muslims move there with the hope of one day making it Muslim but you know there's 0 chance you're ever making an Arab country Hindu so why bother???
Bump for bharat
>>215348447nta but how'd I do?https://voca.ro/1mRC1rdCqU8C
>>215345788Many civilizations used pebbles to wipe their ass before the invention of toilet paper
>>215338604Islam was a reversion towards Judaism, so your question makes no sense. They wanted MORE Judaism not less.
you realise not all muslims are extremists right? Most of them enjoy the arts and are fine with people having other religions. All the war has really fueled Wahhabism
>>215348737Very good. You even got the diacritics right for the end of a past verb right. You did miss the definitive marker (al) and your ض is a bit wonky but you're better than the vast majority of Arabic learners. You did sound a bit hesitant though while reading it for some reason even though i assume you're familiar with the alphabet. If i heard someone speaking like this IRL i would assume they're not a native but you're really good by this site's standards you sure you're not an Arab pretending to be a non-native?
>>215348857>Arab pretending to be a non-native?lol no, but I'll take it as a compliment. But yes, distinguishing between dad and dal and the likes is pretty much the hardest thing about Arabic phonetics. And I guess I swallowed the article due to trying to properly pronounce the sun letter.
Why would these fine upstanding sand gentleman keep coming back to such a haram place is what I wanna know. Surely it can't be halal to come here
Damn, now it all makes sense >The canadian who always posts daily Indian bait threads >The singaporean who always seems to have my country rent free in his mindi thought these guys were just memes are farming for easy (You)s but they're the same shit as the religious hindutvatards. Truly sickening
>>215349146Posting on 4chinz is a form of jihad
>>215349098>And I guess I swallowed the article due to trying to properly pronounce the sun letter.Yes that was the point of it. There's a second shibboleth inside this sentence because Arabic speakers don't pronounce the ل in the first word because غ and ل aren't usually pronounced together but they do pronounce it in the second because the letters can be pronounced together and very few phonetic guides actually mention this. So even if he perfectly pronounced all the consonants and got the diacritics right this would still trip him up and i would know for a fact that he's a Pajeet. But alas he didn't upload a vocaroo because he chickened out so he's definitely a Pajeet. The blessing of having a language with weird phonology is that non-natives can't larp as you without it being painfully obvious.>>215349146All the MENA flags here are atheists and some of them are even gay and post their ass like the GIWMAWTF poster or the various gay Nafris we had including that one Moroccan who liked BBC.>>215349166Vocaroo Saar.
This thread filled with Jeets and Zionist trolls>>215338576acting, science, dating(without unmarried sex and without dating in private places), loving life(as long as it's less loved than religion) aren't haram though.>>215338604Judaism and some of Christian sects also have similar rules.>>215338745Idk about anime but video games are not haram as long as it doesn't contains haram things like sexuality, music, gambling, bad language, propaganda of the other religions or ideologies. Video games are considered as toys.Befriending with kaffirs means being on their side against muslims or helping them to spread their believings.>>215339606In Zoroastranism having sex with your sister considered a ritual if I remember right
>>215349146Ex-Muslim.
>>215348713I don't think they are posting here, even as bad as it is, this thread still maintains a quality far beyond the average /bharat/ general. british immigrant is here, but here's barely even human, so it's fine.
Where's the sticky pin?
niggas are feeling attacked because people are criticising their imaginary god
>>215338604Special taxes and rules against Non-Muslims having weapons.
No fun allowed: the religion >did you just... pet that dog? And you ate bacon?! DEGENERATE HERETIC SCUM DIE!
>>215349539>imaginary godDo you mean one of your blue skinned 8 armed third gender "gods"?>>215349842How petting a dog and eating bacon is fun? It doesn't sounds fun.
>>215349385>In Zoroastranism having sex with your sister considered a ritual
>>215349962Petting a dog IS fun.Bacon sucks tho, regardless of the kind of meat.
>>215350035Dogs smell like fart, their fur falls to everywhere, they bite everything and their saliva drops everywhere. Every dog owner have smelly, disgusting, messy living space.
>>215349962i dont believe in none of the gods
>>215350184Didn't say anything about owning a dog, nor do I want one.I said "petting".
>>215350035>Bacon sucks thoThis is your brain on Islam.
>>215350035My issue with the prohibition on pork is that it makes Muslims so paranoid and overly cautious towards pretty much everything they eat. They wouldn't eat a candy bar if they visit foreign countries because the ingredients could possibly include pig gelatin.
bump for israel
>>215350241>>215349406
>>215345771The funniest part about this is it was just dudes pestering mohammed for answers on completely random questions and him just making up answer on the spot.
>>215350432>bro fuck off already
>>215350485So in the end I can drink, eat pork, listen to music and pet dogerinos and Allah will forgive me for it anyways?
>>215349352>>215349406If they're atheist or ex-muslim why are they so quick to defend this shit? All the ex-muzzies I've encountered hate everything to do with Islam
>>215350540After getting punished for it, yeah.
>>215350729Just talking about myself.You said "sand gentlemen", not "Muslims".
im gonna make my own religion with blackjack and hookers
>>215339395She got an 18 year old bf as soon as Mohammed died (when she was also 18)
>>215339848"MELTIE MELTIE" screamed the crowd
>>215340026>>tfw using toilet paper>>tfw using utensils to eatWe do these tho...?
>>215338604The quaran tells them to conquer cities and force islam on them and if they refuse, force them the pay a protection/humiliation tax, and if they refuse that then to kill them
>>215350485doesn't this imply that anything that wasn't asked about can be done even if it is a grave sin and you will be forgiven?but then here you say >>215350790you will get punishment but there is no mention of punishment in that verseyou seem to be cherrypicking a little o algo
Bump for brahmin
>>215339848>>tfw 70% white incel population including you>>tfw white women chose to fuck blacksfuck timmies gon do?
>>215350729All the people "defending" it are diaspoopra flags (Canada, US, France, Belgium) or not even Arabs (sand gentlemen) like the Malaysians and Indogs. The former does it because they used to be our inbred lower classes who got jump-started into knowing foreign languages by European/North American education (massive mistake; bilingualism should be locked behind expensive paywalls and private schools so foreigners can't see our 80th percentile) and can spread their native retardation on sites like this. The latter does it because they have an inferiority complex to their Arab "brothers" and think they need to defend the Ummah and its faith. Both are not MENA and both are cancer.
>>215351471stfu sisijeet khawal ibn mtnakah
Imagine not dhimmi-maxingngmi tbdesu
>>215351494Case in point. This one is a double whammy however because he's literally a Paki and a diasporoid to boot. Remind me when you last saw an actual Arab (cultural Arab not necessarily ethnic Arabs like bedouins and such) engaging in these bait threads or going "ummm these are actually taken out of context and in reality it's very nuanced akshually".
Muslims are universally loved wherever they go, especially Europe, muslim hate is a Hindu psyop
>>215349385>In Zoroastranism having sex with your sister considered a ritual Holy based
>>215349385>loving life(as long as it's less loved than religion) aren't haram thoughCan't love something that was meant to make you miserable
Bump Charlie Kirk (Brahmin)
>>215346589why was the stone such a cunt, bros?
>>215339088Kek
>>215346507Even tumblr fanfic is less gay than this
>>215346589>except that he has a scrotal hernia
>>215339848SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>>215351494This post is even funnier when you consider this is most likely the race baiting pajeet, and he most likely looks identical to the left guy.
>>215348307>>tfw yawningHadith about the devil entering your mouth if don't cover your mouth while yawning. Also yawning is caused by the devil o algo.>>tfw whistlingAccording to that mufti on jewtube, it's permissible to whistle to call someone, but not to sing (hum?) a song. Women are absolutely not allowed to whistle in public.>tfw laughing loudlypic>>tfw killing snakes that enter your houseHadith saying that you can kill snakes if they're outside your house. But if they enter, you have to warn(?) them for three days before killing them because they are possessed by the devil.
>>215346402No fucking way, so this is the man muslim strive to be
>>215351080Also, cicked him one time they were on a trip and she disappeared off with the dude and everyone started spreading the rumor that momo was a cuck dayooth until he said, "nooo it's not true, allah told me so"
>>215342326Stfu wyboi
>>215346464>>215355949And incestuous, that was his infant grandson iirc
>>215338576fr why are they like this
kek
>>215357244I had to try this for myself
Problematic thread.
>>215348055Shoor goes hard ngl
>>215338576I hate muslims so mucho Is unreal, the world would be better without them
>>215357652>is it haram to kill spiders
>>215348055>>215357911I remember asking some iranians about this (they were still in Iran) and they couldn't stop laughing and eye-rolling. Apparently this is something just for die-hard nutjobs.
Why are muslims like th
>>215338576Muslims hate geckos?
>>215346454You need to go the fuck back to your desert shithole of origin you stinking pisslamist faggot.
>>215339470>>215339527What is it with Americans and being weird islam apologists?
>>215363761https://sunnah.com/search?q=kill+gecko
>>215364388lol what the fuck?
>>215345771How does this hadith apply to tp? Can you use an odd number of squares to wipe your ass or is tp as a whole haram?
>>215360530This is from some story where mohammed hid in a cave, and wasnt discovered because a spider had strung out a web or something, it reads like it came out of a indiana jones movie.
>>215351114>wipes shitty asshole with hand>continues to use hand to eat food?
>>215348842>are fine with people having other religions
>>215338673>>215339125M*hammed was such a vile disgusting human being, he was a schizo sand monkey child molester.>>215345840Based zionists
>>215364080A shit-ton of pakis and some bengalis, plus no small of arabs.Muslims even have whole cities in the US.
KEK this thread is still up, keep the gods work bros, to make the muddies seethe is to win
>>215368364Honestly decently surprising, I sometimes felt the muzzie presence here was becoming way too subversive like on pol, but it's good to see many pushing back.
>>215368723Trallallero TrallallàPORCODIO E PORCOALLAH
>>215338604It was convert to get discounts with islamic traders
Bump for jai shree ram
