mustard edition
Going bed soon team
>>215343890
>>215343907good night my sweet
>>215343917I am pretty sure this is my picture and subsequently my bacon sandwich >>215343948Night mate
fed up
this is why the tambourine handle has that curve in it
>>215343971:)
remember this leg?
I think it's really funny that I dress like this and give off like, tough, like a tough sort of thing going on and then I cry to Phoebe Bridgers in the shower and I listen to Searows and Boygenius and… the dichotomy is crazy, but uh… I don't even listen to hardcore music that much. Look at this shirt, it's my friend's tattoo brand. Anyway, I'm going to go. Later.
>>215343992phoebe bridgers is an evil woke libtard
>>215343964Either you and I have the exact same granite worktop or you're me on a VPN which is more likely
>>215343991I remember all the cuck serf kiwis handing their arms in for NO reason
and the .. "umuamuse" "support card" OfTheDay ?
pondering some things
Ponder the aroma.
many things being pondered at the moment
SOMEDAY YOU WILL FIND MECAUGHT BENEATH THE LANDSLIIIIIDE
remember smartschoolboy9what happened to him
>>215344147PARKLIFE
well great now i'm hungry
Troons are scary
thanks for being our airstrip lads
>>215344112Sort it out ffs
>>215344163like a wolf
czechia just sounds better than czech republicthere, i said it
>>215344183Are you circumcised?
>>215344183get our boys some pervitin
>>215344183Do they not give them zoom pills anymore?
>>215344234yea
>>215344183Why are they going to Canada then? Are they lost?
>>215344227no
>>215344219UWUUUUU
WE'RE TWO OF A KINDWE'LL FIND A WAYOF CHASING THE SUNNNNAHH LET ME BE THE ONE
>>215344263yeah it doesand it fits with slovakia toonot called the slovak republic is it
>>215344183no problem, thanks for being the CoL's private mercenaries
>>215344290Czechoslovakia is best
Sir Interior Decorator
dagenham dave dagenham dave dagenham dave dagenham dave dagenham dave oh dagenham dave
lads i can't stress enough how good oasis were. i worry that you zoomers will never experience anything like the 90s, back when the world was good. i don't think it will be good again.
>>215344378>zoomers will never experience anything like the 90sOf course they wont, this country is in terminal decline since 08. Name 1 good band since the noughties.
people love to doom about the future and yeah it'll be bad but also it will be very funny too
>>215344407BTS
>>215344420:)
>>21534440710s onwards? What are you into?
>>215344416Expecting to be a targeted casualty of the upcoming Years of Lead myself
afraid of telling people i haven't listened to like 99.9% of popular music because they shout at me and call me stupid
>>215344439Yeah name 1 great band 10s onwards
>>215344407someone did some spergy analysis on this stuff. there are no bands anymore. the economy doesn't allow for it so everyone's a solo artist with substantially wealthy parents propping them up til they fail or make it. the more band members, the higher the risk, cos even more people need paying. there will be no successful bands without parental wealth ever again and even if they all have rich mums still probably not.
poo stew with a side of poop soup for tea
Here in the US you rarely see women in the full burqa but in England they're fucking everywhere
>>215344454Youre on no ones list you boring cunt
>>215344420bacon, tomato, and sausage?? it's a good sandwich but it's weird putting tomato before sausage. sausage dominates any food arena it gets drawn into. always lead with the sausage.
>>215344476>let me tell you about your countryyou are fat. you have never been here. you are fat.
>>215344476Heaven forbid a woman wants to dress modestly
Where's Ziedbelg?
>>215344530doing normal guy things
>>215344530sucking as many black lad's willies as he can pack in his gob
Hey. Take it to reddit.
>>215344463Death Grips>inb4 /mu/core
>>215344482Spooks put malware on my PC lol
sipping a snapple
>>215344621https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ox3Vi6WOXEfunny story
>>215344476This is how american women dress up
Had a wank to tranners again lads ffs
My UmamusumeOf the Day ..isShinko Windy
>>215344640she's evropan
>>215344654couldn't help yourself when you saw him shag that pumpkin could ya?
bit sad now i've done the oasis show. was sort of capping off the summer, so that's very much everything i enjoy and look forward to done til may. grim fucking dismal depression island we are for the next 6 months. ( the fat will say something like this is the best time of year cos they can sleep without the fatsweats and being cold is somehow nice but they know deep down in their bloated calorie-overloaded amorphous blob bodies they know they're disgusting pigs. people
>>215344667:(
>>215344694sounds like a serotonin dump lad, I've had it after shows tooI quite like the heavy comfy dressing myself (not a fat cunt) and there's Christmas if you're big on that
got sausage cheese scranwich with ketchup and hp sauce
>>215344667What the what?
feel like SHIT
>>215344768don't worry about it
access granted
>In 2014, the ESA's Rosetta mission became the first spacecraft to orbit and land a probe (Philae) on a comet.
gingernonce has arrived, with that I'm gone. Gn
>>215344760>not a fat cuntdoubt
>>215344922your solicitation for photos of my lean body has been noted
>>215344922I'm the most jacked man in the uk
>>215344913his arms are visibly free and functional. fucking weird cunt just avoiding using them for what purpose?
>>215344947browns doing their little dances in a public forum are they?
Sadiq Khan (traditional Northumbrian name) grew up in the English countryside and his grandfather brewed cask ale and his father, Amanullah (traditional Lancashire name) grew up alongside Fred Dibnah as a steeplejack. His mother made roast beef every Sunday with Yorkshire pudding from the beef drippings. He wants London to remain majority English and England to remain majority English.
bore off bloglord
>>215344969
>>215344963
>>215343890MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>215345055>took his colleagues with them toowhat a don
>>215345055God leftist jew made media is so blunt and sterile
>>215345055it's always the gas with those krauts
shit thread tonight
SIR Tony Blair
shower time
>>215345055if that was actual nerve gas he would be dead
>>215345172is that a man x
my name a borat
>>215345157Say drake I heard you like em young
Working on a youtube video essay called The Devastating Downfall of DTFIC
rorke getting a black gf
Drakebluds... how do we respond without sounding mad?
Long live Blairism-Starmerism and Anthony Giddens thought
>>215345388that would be so cute
>>215345313my wife!
It might be over for OVO
um
>>215345475UM
>>215345475don't get it
i want to go to americai want to visit walmarti want to see a mexican
>>215345605See a mexican go heyy ese and do that little shuffle beaner dance they do
>>215345616would positively love to do that
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9-PqbiHZUQ&list=LL&index=9
>>215345077imagine if that thing broke and he fell on their heads that would've been a disaster
>>215345616i want to shout "PUTAAA" at a mexican woman then get beaten up by her
>>215345616they would probably ignore you or they may laugh along, depending on what neighborhood you were in
>>215345820need them converting into biofuel RIGHT now
>>215345944unutterably grim
morning fellas
>>215344240sad
>>215346119morningmy evenings are essentially my mornings at this point. going to make another cup of coffee, actually
>>215346119alri latexlad
Monitor lizards are the most dragon-like real reptile. If there was a monitor lizard the size of a saltwater crocodile, you’d essentially have an irl Glaurung.
>>215345944They should let me have sex with them
>>215346119she must be boiling in that
missus wants us to go on a walk in the next hour. have had 8 beers...wish me luck
I must SMELL Emma Watson’s pooey farts.
my head hurts every day
>>215346195komodo dragons are disgusting terrifying creatures
>>215346283time enough to get one more down your neck
times you acted like Neil Buchanan
>>>/gif/29522164
going to see if i can coax out a poo before work with a rare early morning coffee
twitter feed is desperate for me to care about the ryder cup
take my coffee well-done myself
>>215346334may i suggest eating an advil and making an appointment to have your rotting teeth extracted from your skull?
>>215346225bigly
got a sore tummy this morningpoo not helping
>>215346610Poor baby
>>215346610*gut punches you*
the toil poo
>>215346538That's gross
>>215346666
my MP in the news yet again
>>215346623*sends 4kg of stuck poo down the toilet at mach 3 blowing the head off a worker at the sewage treatment plant*thanks, turns out im just dehydrated
>>215346658many are saying this !
too depressed to do anything but sleep
>>215346690Fat people aren't human
>>215346569Seeing England and Wales and Scotland as "countries" or "nations" is the problem in the first place. You don't restore Britain by going back to medieval divisions. You restore Britain by abolishing devolution.
Spending my WFH days now in my slippers and dressing gown with some hot chocolate. Max comfy!
>>215346739Take l-theanine
>>215346690
>>215346690well he's not wrong, ed davey just doesn't come across as an intelligent or serious person even if he might be. really damages the lib dem public image if the most people hear about them is just that their leader fell in a lake
>>215346775This person is not well liked
>one chance at life>don't get to live in the united greats of america >have to live in the poonited grim&dumb of 'great' shitain and poorthenr direland aaaaaaaah
>>215346753This is never actually possible, because what you are suggesting is a permanent and indissoluble political relationship (codified by laws) that can never possibly change. But the establishment of such an impossibility, once and for all, is itself an impossibility.In other words, it is impossible to render civil war impossible. Civil war, by its very nature, is always a possibility, everywhere.
>>215346777>Davey was born in Mansfield, Nottinghamshire. Both his parents died before he was 16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsgAsw4XGvU\Nigga has a voice as rich as christmas pudding.
>>215346753Never gonna happen buddy keep crying
>>215346804>This is never actually possible, because what you are suggesting is a permanent and indissoluble political relationship (codified by laws) that can never possibly change. But the establishment of such an impossibility, once and for all, is itself an impossibility.It's called the act of union>I. ‘That the two Kingdoms of Scotland and England, shall, upon the first Day of May next ensuing the Date hereof, and for ever after, be united into one Kingdom by the Name of Great-Britain, and that the Ensigns Armorial of the said united Kingdom, be such as her Majesty shall appoint; and the Crosses of St. Andrew and St. George be conjoined in such a manner as her Majesty shall think fit, and used in all Flags, Banners, Standards, and Ensigns,both at Sea and Land.
I would like to move to Newham (15% white)
going to be another very productive day today
>>215346829Scottish independence died at its peakWelsh independence is a joke and Reform is going to take over the SeneddEnglish nationalism/independence does not exist in any meaningful wayThe vote to leave the EU, to restore British national sovereignty, was the largest vote in British historyThe next party in government will be a British nationalist partyI don't what world you're living in but you must not see it through your tears
My body does not feel quite right Hopefully I die in my sleep tonight
(*＾-＾*)
>>215346895How is Welsh independence a jokeFarage has already said publicly he’s not scrapping the senedd
>>215346964>How is Welsh independence a jokeBecause fuck all people in Wales support it. People in Wales do not want Wales to be an independent country. This is a basic fact. You are an English-speaking Briton who spends his time in /brit/. Welshness derives from Romano-Britishness. People in Wales speak English and voted to leave the EU. Even Welsh patriots who call themselves "Welsh first" often do not support Welsh independence. The Welsh language is kept alive at taxpayer expense and directly subtracts from things that people in Wales actually want and need, things like dentistry funding and power plants. It is a joke.>Farage has already said publicly he’s not scrapping the seneddBecause he realised he's going to win the Senedd and changed his mind. Same thing with Trump and Tiktok
>>21534703235% support it without having a single party pushing for independence. I don’t think that’s bad. It’s kept alive by people in the north west who speak it as a first language.
can't step outside without hearing the fucking dogs again
Lily Allan you have the maddest forehead in the world
>>215347128kill the dogs
>>215347128Hate them they should all be put down
>>215347076>35% support it without having a single party pushing for independenceYou what mate? What the fuck do you think Plaid Cymru and YesCymru are?35% is a minority and an overestimated one, and geographically imbalanced.
>>215347157and the blacks
>>215347156>>215347157Kill yourselves you evil subhuman cunts
Miss Nell Tiger Free
>>215347163>plaid cymru Not going for independence lmao>yes cymruNot a political partyYes 35% is a minority but like I said when you don’t even have a single political party pushing voters to want independence 35% isn’t that bad.Not sure what your picture is for, I just said that.
>>215347191miss smelly talent free
Ok so, yeah. Yeah, so the... the thing about that Peter Thiel should the human race survive clip, I finally watched that, you know. And the thing is, the question in question was tacked onto a LONG question, it was a question in a question, and Peter was clearly thinking about the other parts of the question before the turn at the end about humanity's survival.
bit foggy out
>>215347174>you evil subhumanyou must be referring to the dog owners who are irresponsible with their pets. ill forgive you, this time.
me? never watched star trek
>>215347225*rapelad theme plays faintly*
>>215343890what makes you anglos stop hating paddys and browntalians? you guys used to be based but now england is ruining and collapsing because you let paddys and browntalians enter beautiful United Kingdom and Australia
>>215347157'sheed
Need to do my testosterone test this morning
more like star dreck
Tiger Cruise is widely consider a cinematic masterpiece amongst americans
>>215347261O.G. globohomo television priming
>>215347218His company sucks and he doesn't fund anything. Every right winger gets accused of being a thiel shill when he literally doesn't pay shit. That Hulk Hogan Gawker lawsuit was 9 years ago. He gave nothing to Trump while that Israeli Miriam Adelson gave him $100 million, no wonder Trump is a zioshill. British culture
>>215347218
>>215347330>the tattoos*hurls all over your face like the jew in that one clip*
sir nell tiger freeposter has returned
remember when that poor woman was walking her dog an fell in to the river and drowned but the entire female populations brain had been fried by netflix slop so they fantasised over her having being kidnapped and murdered and they hounded the police in to revealing intimate details about her life and made up horrible rumours about her family
>>215347452No
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.aco.an.c.cgl.co.d.fit.g.his.k.m.mlp.mu.q.qa.r9k.tg.trash.vr.wsg/text/bodied%20that%20freak/
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>>199861789
>>215347452bitches be crazy
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>>215347330delicious little camel toe
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are the perks any good, anyone ever checked?
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
I had a dream last night. I was in Minecraft, and I threw a TNT on the ground, then rolled backwards, and the TNT exploded. It did not hurt me at all.I asked Joseph the Canaanite what could the dream mean. He told me "You're going to destroy the Power Hegemony one day".That's why I have decided to kill as many Westoids as possible. Westoids have too much power, and this power is unchecked.Praise Satan. I shall destroy West, and whomever dwells within it.
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
might have a cheeky panic attack
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>215347563I generated a bande dessine cover with Nano Banana. Belgium has lost its only purpose in its pointless existence.
about to have a wank anyone want to cut me noggin off after?
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
super humman never stopped jumping onto painful things but now he's a bit fatter and balderhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/hoNeq__uIZ4
>>215347601I the migrant is from Iran, then he has a much better welfare and medical system back home. He's only immigrated to your shithole because you guys are great as propaganda. And one day, they are going to behead all the "Native Europeans" and take over.If there's a Jewish State in the MENA region, there should be an Islamic State in the WENA region. Belgium is a good candidate.
my book
>>215347636Are you related to Andrew Appel?
Auditers should be treated like modern day lepers, absolute mongoloids.This is why I'm glad I don't work in the public or retail sector as I wouldn't be able to stop myself for m scalping the first council scum mong videoing me while slurring "I have the right to film and be a cunt under section blah blah"Spastics
just found Americans don’t have sewage systems. They literally store years worth of poo in a massive septic tank under their house and they have to get someone to come and vacuum it out every few years fucking mad
>>215347681
>>215347330Gorgeous
>>215347681We have a sewer system, but for some reason, our complex is not connected to it. It starts stinking of shit when it rains.
>>215347698You'll never get to breed her. Only Jamaal and Chang will.
also just found out that Muslims have to say one of their Muslim prayers before they pour boiling water down the sink because they believe that jinns live in drains and if they pour boiling water on it they will come and haunt them
So, I'm doing a poo
This ideal of Nordic beauty as representative of the most treasured heritage of a people is common to all eras and all Indo-European civilisations. Both the Indo-Iranians and the Iranians, the Hellenes, the Romans, the Germans, the Celts, the Slavs, feudal or Renaissance Europe, the colonial empires, etc., considered the Nordic aspect as ideal, ‘authentic’, aristocratic, pure and uncontaminated; depositing in it the hopes for the future.In our days, normally without realising it, the birth of a blond boy with blue eyes is seen as a good omen of prosperity and happiness for what it symbolises by our instincts and by the hereditary cultural load that, unconsciously, takes root in our brain since ancient times.
pretty plants novery autumnal (I lost with almost zero knowledge of plants)
Sir U Boater
mad how shameless they are
crisp and beautiful morning
>>215347636The raped
Debiomassify Europe
Tamagotchiberg has me on the ropesI want Sharktchi but I keep getting Tachutchi or Ankotchi
>>215347763me watching shameless
>>215347740nice plantsi've never seen the snowy coloured one before
>>215347718>>215347769
>>215347784psianf
>>215347624Ah, a fellow /gif/ rekt thread connoisseur.
>>215347727Yeah because all Muslims are a monolith right. Stupid Westoids will never understand that, and we shall dine on their corpses one day.btw, I'm an atheist, but I am a 'cultural Muslim'. The same way Richie Dawkins is a 'cultural Christian'.
>>215347784Screm
I literally cannot get any more blood what a waste of money
>>215347877*comes up from the drain and haunts you*
>>215347681I think you've misunderstoodsome americans in some remote places have septic tanksmany many american cities have sewer systems
>>215347875i feel called out
>>215347890It's retarded to have a sewer system for the suburban areas. Septic tanks serve them just fine.
>>215347877
87 days til Christmas lads. Almost October, the year is flying by.
>>215347880did you really push the blue things in hard?
>>215347920Shops are full of Christmas stuff already it's taking the piss
>>215347740they look nice
>>215347740the white coloured ones go dark green when they get wet.piss on it
>>215347907stop posting ok? thanks
I just gained access to Google's video generator. But I only get to generate 2 videos a week.Gimme a good idea to turn into a video.
birthday coming up lads, growing old me
>>215347963poo seal
>>215347956Make me, my queer colored person friend.
>>215347825haha nice one katynun pangpang cud do
>>215348000>notices everything >develops schizophrenia
need some kind of diarrea disease for a few days to lose soem weight
>>215347979wheres he going
>>215348000is that what lions do is it? didn't think so
feeling nostalgic for covid lockdown
>>215347880youre supposed to put it in your knob you idiot
>>215348045illegal immigration
act like a foolthink like a brilliant
>you can't rape me because... because you just can't ok!??!
bit the inside of my cheek ffs
heathermong laughing at mixed race couples from the safety of his smelly homo incel den
>>215347880Not sure how you fucked that upIve done two absolutely fine, with two fingers worthIf you went with medichecks you can get another kit, and read the instructions next time
>>215347921OBVIOUSLY>>215348062Keep joking. I just found out I have thick blood which can lead to heart attacks and strokes and organ damage so glad that’s funny to you
>>215348102I didn’t fuck anything up dickhead I did everything they asked. I went to the gym, hot shower, soak hands in warm water, stand up when getting blood, don’t squeeze gently massage and I couldn’t even fill it half way even after using all 3 of the stabby things
>>215348120yeah it is funny to me
>>215348150Fuck you
Mad thing. She’ll admit to theft, she’ll admit to violence, but she’s not a racist.It’s like racism is the one big taboo of our times
>>215348159alri thickblood
London is extra grim in the morning, so many crackheads and tramps about
>>215348228Thanks for telling us I guess?
why are br*wns like this
pooed three times just this morning and I feel like there's more to come
>>215348228saw a new tramp outside mcdonalds today. must have recently moved here.
>>215348251np :)
sucking the humble mcds fee
wish it was acceptable to wear a brown bag on your head if you’re ugly like me
>>215348266mate i'm not a tramp i just need a shave
>>215348305wear a balaclava like the mandem
>>215348228>>215348266um we call them folx without houses now rorke
>dr who advert>WHATS THAT COMING OVER THE HILL IS IT A MONSTER starts playing
>>215348329>>215348329>>215348329
>>215348228Saw a tramp passed out with a group of people around him yesterdayHe could have been dead
>>215348320rough sleepers
>>215348322>The track was released on 5 June 2006
