christian bale
really cannot be cba with the week
>>215348338hope so, hate them so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sf6PmKHbuI&list=RD-sf6PmKHbuI&start_radio=1
Innit mad how there's some kid getting ready for school who is destined to live their life homeless and on the smackOur lives are somewhat predetermined
>>215348355was a good movie but probably wouldn't have been as good with a different actor
i'm destined to never shag a bird
seasideMARK is live down Sandford lane best place for no more than 6 and half pints in only
the unshagged
Growing a third elbow. No forearm or bicep though, just the elbow.
8 hours 37 minutes sleep last night love a good snooze me
the sexless generation
forgot to put my belt on again
>>215348425where?
>>215348465My arse
>>215348449my car plays a little jingle if I don't put my seatbelt on, maybe you can get something similar for your trousers
my serbo-croatian gf
>old thread goes very quiet at 304 replies>don't see any link to a newof course it's a fucking fat cunt new. sick to bastard death of them
good morning you vile incel freaks
>>215348504morning mate, it Monday x
accidentally clicked the /mlp/ banner and it took me to /mlp/
>>215348503Seethe
howling
>>215348513any good?
was a literal /pol/ poster at speakers corner yesterday was calling Tommy Robinson a Mossad agent and flying a Russian flag
>>215348547based
Slammed my cock in the car door again award
>>215348547He wasn't wearing some shoes like these was he mate?
If paedophilia is the attraction to children then I reckon when you was in primary school and fancied one of your peers you technically were a paedophile but you grow out of it and your paedophillia evolves like a pokemon into the phillia for teen girls and then adult women as you agejust a thought I've had when I remembered that bit from Inbetweeners when Neil jokes that Simon fancied an 8 year old
>>215348529don't know, i got out of there as soon as possible
She shit the diaper.
>>215348621
>>215348355omg a new one.
four doughnuts and two pain au chocolate down the hatch, I'm such a grim fat cunt runt, but it's never gonna stop
had a dream that felt like a film
>>215348618corr 15 quid. might cop a pair of those
>>215348688what you reckon thoughi think it's something that might be worth looking intoanyway just got a tea and it's especially delicious
don't say swears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t8QPdaVe8U&list=OLAK5uy_nPZHENOYaglrpUyxlOMMKcF9_ueCtgqjE
>The NHS says first-cousin marriage is linked to “stronger extended family support systems and economic advantages”Clown world continues
>>215348725Aye you'll be the talk of the town with those snazzy creps rorke *turns towards the camera*And I don't mean in a good way!
ex worked for shoezone she said it was weird it was her on minimum wage and some strange woman running it by themselves and there were barely any customers
>>215348725aw he got the velcro
>>215348766Monday morning type humour
im so sick of all the women posting. Women fatigue is real, I really dont care about some lass with a nice arse on my computer screen. BORING
>>215348812faggot
I CAN'T LIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEEEEIF LIVING IS WITHOUT YOU
my main shoe is a hiking bootlove the support and cushioning
>>215348812low t beta faggot
>>215348812mad how despite the high number of self-proclaimed gays in this thread nobody actually posts men, just trannards
>>215348822how so? because I'm not a dog whos life revolves around women? I like women irl, I don't need to see them on my computer
>>215348812some people just want to see softcore porn all day and sit and drool and wank themselves to death like your american friends there. imagine what would happen if they found pornhub theyd rip their shafts clean off
Never understood the impulse behind lyric spamming.
>>215348846filthy nonce freak
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Volunteer_CorpsAbsolutely based
>>215348870It's just raw autism. They can't keep it contained.
>>215348859>pornhub
>>215348846The raped
the 'fit
>emasculated raped paedo mutant calling anyone low t
is Henry zeffman the uks biggest neek?
oh that set them off
Friendly reminder that this one simple trick can dramatically improve the quality of your /brit/ experience.
>>215348900The boots matching the shirt really makes this
>>215348900fresh as fuck
the 'toos
>>215348931ive been saying this for years
MY OH MY I HAVE FOUND YOU NIGGADON'T YOU RUN FROM ME LIL NIGGA
cronem waves look smoove dis mornin
>>215348917Second only to you... is what I'd say if I was a nasty bastardwhich i'm not
What even is the Ottoman Empire? What even is it? Some Sultan guy wearing an enormous oversized garlic clove as a hat? That fucking gay. Bring back Michel Palialologolgloglolos or whatever his name was.
>>215349027Love garlic me
practically entire thread is trolls failing to troll each othersad state
>>215348917>zeffmanJewish?
practically entire is trolls failing to troll each othersad state
>>215349062grim innit
Getting a good seat for Yvette Cooper's speech 10:05 be sure to put Sky News on, it's gonna be amazing!!!
slowpoke tails for breakfast :)
dey outside, chiefing loud pack, discussing last night's gherkin shift
can't fool me or rile mesorry saddos
>>215349062Just want to point out that you're a thick cunt. Fact not troll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR0wyxef05Q&list=OLAK5uy_nPZHENOYaglrpUyxlOMMKcF9_ueCtgqjE&index=2
Just calling out a few touch points, if we're going with a holistic approach here
Suleiman be like 'right, who stole me fookin hat' and I be like, not me as sir with tomato sauce all over my mouth.
mum working from home againGreat thanks for ruining everything
find it a little mental when foreigners think kangaroo meat is weird or exotic when you can buy it in any grocer here it literally just tastes exactly like beef
>>215349094is that so
>>215349055>Zeffman has a brother Oliver, who is a conductor, and a sister who has studied law. The pianist Solomon Cutner was a relative.
>>215349123still livvy wivvy mith mumsy wumsy do we?
find it a little mental when australians think anyone cares about their sorry excuse for cuisine
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1972163791803895818/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/NFxy3D31YG-G7uUV.mp4
>>215349027>>215349121No legs to this gimmick I'm afraid
>>215349126do you lot breed them like cattle or is it all wild?seen you lot eat crocodile too, looked kinda grim but I'd try it
>>215349123Tell her, not us. You won't because she'd knock you spark out.
>>215348711Gay porn film, no doubt
>>215349176poo seal garlic hat
>>215349181doubt it. she might confiscate my nintendo switch 2 though
>>215349194Now we're talking
>>215349180pretty sure it's all wild, kangaroos can actually be a bit of a pest so they're culled oftendunno about croc, wouldn't try it myself, heard it tastes like fishy chicken which sounds rank to me
just sold at a profit. going to let the funds settle before taking more of your money. have a wonderful day
>>215349164anyone hurt?looks like a right festival killer
>>215349126g'day mate
>>215349227konichiwa
mad how many girls match with me on the dating apps and say i look like pedro pascal or ask about my mustache.
Colleague is getting a bunch of praise for doing a charity abseil over the weekend except it seems like he absolutely loved it from the very start Isn't the point of these things to get push yourself or get outside your comfort zone?Otherwise everyone else is just paying for you to do something you wanted to do anyway
>>215349157it's delightful
thread smoke break time. everyone spark up and see you back here in 10
>>215349249done him
>>215349202Funny aren’t you dickhead
mad how many girls match with me on the dating apps and say i look like Muttley or ask how Dick Darstardly is.
https://www.youtube.com/live/Oyycd6cjQ9Q>32:50Random deer approaching are mark
Ronnie Pickering would sort you lot out
>>215349296yes mate. thanks for noticing x
>>215349307who?
>>215349307whos that?
hate how words like moustache get yankified to mustache on my keyboard. Don't know how to fix it
don't talk shit about muttley
what's the point of buying any technology when they're just going to put out a better version of it in a couple of years anyway
>>215349254As far as cowardposts go, yours is one of the worst. Grow a spine and ask him directly YOURSELF you fucking waste of space.
>>215349218hurt is thishttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1969693925083643904/vid/avc1/720x1280/yQ4zL5mJKzhm4-d5.mp4
>>215349254yes rorke no fun allowed when it comes to charity, well known fact that
why won't i just die?
coworker is mysteriously ill every monday and friday and i have to cover her work. funny isn't it
>>215349343dunelm
>>215349360because you have attained immortality
>>215349347OuchDo they crash these often then?
>>215349360you will eventually
>wayts tha poeent ov bouying eeny techanollogee wheeen theeyre jest goinga pout eut e bedda veeersin ov et en e coupl'e ov yeeers enywaay
>>215349360
>>215349254you sound like a right prick ngl
need to get outside my combat zone
Screaaaaaaming
>>215349361she's done you like a right cunt
>>215349342whats the point in wiping my arse after i do a poo if i need to wipe it again when i need to do another poo
>>215349347>
>>215349347Questions need to be asked hereNone of this looks at all safe
>>215349409so you don't get an itchy smelly bum in between poos
>>215349343>>215349349>>215349397"Charity" massage and a happy ending coming up is it?
>>215349361Wouldn’t have that me I’d be going round her house to confront her
>>215349418its not about safety its about havin funwahey
>>215349415Just no need for that is there
>>215349430yeh your mum volunteered to do them all and at a local refugee hotel
wonder why this kiwi has such a bee in his bonnet today
>>215349450
>>215349254Ignore the others you’re right. It’s supposed to be difficult/challenging else what’s the point I’m just donating money to charity for you to have fun
>>215349402Policy idea: empty the hotels and put them in a processing facility near Dover. Capacity doesn't matter just keep cramming more and more in with a crowbar.
>>215349157yeah we cant compare to nzs great culinary traditions such as uhh..... um............... errrr
>>215349402scremin
>>215349475Like that scene in the Simpsons where they all get into Ned's bomb shelter
Eating a sausage roll and a bag of crisps for charity
>>215349465you guys make fun of my accent all the time but when i do it, its a problem? your having a laff m8
You guys reckon you'd enjoy living in some remote village with a population of less than 50 in the arse end of nowhere, where the nearest city is over 2 hours drive away or not? Not sure I'd enjoy it.
These biscoff biscuits are DANGEROUS scranned half the pack and I didn’t even notice
>>215349471the point is charity you sperg
>>215349521In America? YeahIn this shithole? No
>>215349517precisely lad, now wash down those fush n chups with a teaspoon of cement and harden the fuck up
>>215349512Yeah or like scousers filing into hillsbrough
my pasta startup has failedi dont have a penne to my name
rorke-a-doodle doo
>>215349532So why do anything then? Why not just walk around with a bucket saying I’m collecting for cancer research
doing the gay porn dance for charity
>>215349566dogshit spaki zinger
>>215349550Why America but not the UK?
might go over to /x/ and learn how to summon a succubus
>>215349573what is the gay porn dance? does it involve willy wiggling?
>>215349521can't be arsed killing my own dinner every day
>>215349493pavlova, hokey pokey, pineapple lumps, l&p, lolly cake, afghan biscuits, sausage sizzles, cheese roll, fish and chips, paua fritters, lamingtons, anzac busicuit, Marmite & Chip Sandwich, mince and cheese pies
>>215349580America is the greatest country in the world. This place is awful
*lowers my chin*
remember when everyone used the suffix 'gate' to describe controversyglad no one does that shit anymore
>>215349347goodbye posthttps://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1833030398705889280/vid/avc1/720x1280/aKT5d21rG9cwDsQx.mp4
>>215349571That would actually be more valid because you're spending your own time doing something you don't get anything out of personally
my name?Motherfucker Jones
scared i have bowel cancer because i think i feel a bit of a lump in my stomach and see blood when i wipe my arse. what should i do? stop drinking and fast for a week and see if it stops or get a screening kit from amazon or ring the doctor tomorrow morning?
>>215349608all australian inventions
waterhappening
>>215349571because it garners more attentionyes more difficult challenges are good for that but i'm convinced now you essentially want to sadistically pay someone to suffer with charity as an excuse
>>215349617i reckon it could easily happen again if another controversy comes down the pipeline soon
Can cure society by putting all the illegals in a massive prison prefilled with incels The illegals can take out their sexual urges on them then cast the body aside, we don't need the incels back Everyone wins
>>215349619nice poststhanks for stopping by
>>215349347ouchkabibble!
>>215349384>>215349619
>>215349643is the blood dark or bright?if it's dark see a doctor immediately
might air fry some chips and drizzle some extra virgin olive oil over them.
>>215349631Thank you
>>215349643https://gemini.google.com/appbest of luck
>>215349673bright
>>215349689should be fine then, i would cut back on the drinking though if i were you
>>215349689just wiping too hard then
>>215349677for charity?
Luring incels into the migrant prison with a trail of printed frogimages
what about yodashe drive a skodaknocking on my door everyday like jehovah
>>215349655They are the ones choosing what they do for charity not me
>>215349655You must be very autistic if that's the conclusion you've reached
in 2020 they added new board /vrpg/ /vmg/ /vst/ and /vm/ When are they gonna add more
>>215349718of course mate all for charity
>>215349760Ask Hiro
>>215349689>>215349707thanks
>>215349760after they get rid of baka desu senpai
>>215349760they should add an /ai/ board genuinely
applying blackface
dew all over the grass looks like frostit's nice :)
>>215349791What for
forth poo of today
>>215349689Yeah bright poo is normally from a cut somewhere near the bum hole. If the bleed is happening earlier, it gets mixed in with your poo and makes it much darker than usual.t. had gallbladder issues a while ago that caused me no end of trouble
>>215349830may the forth be with poo lol
>>215349864POO SCREAMING
my mattress has turned orange is this normal
>>215349876stop eating wotsits in bed you runt
*poos in your hat and calls you a rather silly person indeed*
So this is apparently who Lord Nelson was banging back in the day. Strong Jaw Energy
Taking an all inclusive holiday to Mallorca for charity It's for charity you see so pay upWhat do you mean I shouldn't have people pay for my holiday under the guise of a good deed?Are you some sort of sadist?
>>215349876Sweat
why does she insist on working from home constantly just fuck off to the office and stop ruining my life
>A woman has been raped outside a church in Oxfordshire by a group of men, police have said.>The woman, who is in her 30s, was attacked in the churchyard of St Mary's and the surrounding area of Banbury town centre in the early hours of Sunday morning, Thames Valley Police said.Well, leftyrorke?
>>215349876probably the bile ducts in your liver are blocked so your body can't flush toxins properly causing them to seep out of your pours while you sleep, which is when renal flushing occurs
going for a poo. please visit my justgiving page and sponsor me in this endeavour
unironically think someone has hacked my phone and is monitoring me
shouldn't have dumped my ex
>>215349901Handsome lady...
shoving bindiis down my dick hole
>>215349926no we're not
>>215349912Oh no no no
>>215349908she fit?
87 sleeps til the autumn budget!
>>215349912>>215349951leftypo loves this
>>215349938shut the fuck up 190
>>215349912>>215349951since they were outside a church it was obviously a bunch of christians who done it
>>215349912Police have described the group of men as 'male'. Locals are said to be on the lookout.
>>215349912>>215349951leftypol damage control squads working extra hard to get this memory-holed asap
leftypol when the rapists are diverse: :)
>>215349951Fat Jack getting away scot-free again.
>>215349643>>215349689Unironically don't remember the last time I didn't have blood on the tissueThink it's because I buy cheap toilet paper, have a horrible diet and drink like a sailor
>>215349951Saw someone reply with a pic of 3 white men who were done for rape in Banbury last year. Someone pointed out they were all from Poland.
just did a poo :)
oh yay new microhappening you cunts won't shut up about
rorke hates starmerleftypol hates starmerrasheed hates starmerso who likes him?
feel like i shouldnt kill myself there is certainly more to life but then again all i do is stink out my smelly bedroom all day long
>>215349760activity is too low to justify a new board
>>215350037mallard
>>215350037the only people who matter
53% of the UK now takes more out of the system than they pay in.Want to know why you’re paying record levels of tax?Because you’re literally subsidising more than half the country — while being told you’re not paying your “fair share.”
>>215350054and of that 47% most are working aged white men
i used to poo me bum,shit would come out of me bum,now in the morning i poo me bum,poo comes right out of me bum
>>215350054What did Maggie thatcher say? The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money
>>215350024Alri Emma
if i were a female yank i'd keep a gun between my boobs and maybe a second holdout one up my pussy
>>215350054Labour be like hmmm ok a few more million 3rd worlders in the country who will immediately go on benefits should solve the issue
love love LOVE pooing me
labourlabubuidk maybe somebody could look into this
>>215350088yes... red team... it's them...
>>215350054we just need a few hundred thousand more international students bro
who /toiling/ here?
Sucking a fag and a cola whilst watching England's brave, EmRadz
Back in the day this place was ruled with an iron fistHard bastards like mikey and Emmett kept orderNow we've got poofs who are too cowardly to even ask questions to people they knowIt makes me sick!
;)
hi british people in my computer any music recs?
fondly remembering the time i was given a 3 dayer for saying all australians should be arrested
>>215350113i'm off the fags but had haribo fizzy cola bottles just now actually
my poo smells exactly like my sunday roast did when it was served up yesterday, absolutely mental that its been surging through my shit pipes for ~20 hours and has still retained its peng fragrance
the toil freaks do be toiling
>>215350113Grim decor
>>215350132Good luck. Nasty habit.
>>215350113you put your cigarette in the ashtray in an incorrect way
>>215350126ye
>>215350105tbf they at least bring money into the country
>>215350130to find out who rules you, simply look to who you are not allowed to criticise
>>215350135careful mate you'll get the /brit/ homosexuals all excited
always feel like im walking on egg shells posting on /int/ whereas other boards you can do whatever you want
Need Emma Watson to unleash a smelly one right in my face.
>>215350135corrr
arse-crapping a shit from my arse
can't criticise the disabled
>>215350135i have a problem with my stomach acid not being acidy and so if i don't chew my food a fucking lot i end up malnourished and starving to death despite eating 3 full meals a day.anyway i will often forget and did that with beef roast yesterday and pooed out basically undigested mashed up roast beef with all the trimmings at 5am 9 hours after eating it
>>215350162that's because the other boards you posts on are /b/ and /pol/ and /gif/
rare mihai reference
>>215350155Hello saar
standing outside, what an adventure
>>215350193based
>>215350193completely fabricated story
>>215350197i dont post on any of those thoughbeit also whenever i post on /pol/ i get random 1 month bans so i tend to avoid it
>>215350201You reckon he finally found the right combination of meds?
get them reformed
>>215350193roast beef? how much did that cost? eh? moneybags
>>215350219mihai died mate
>>215350208faustian
>>215350215look at what a slimy little liar you are
>>215350219yh in the form of an overdose battyman fi dead
back inside now, glad it's over
Using a mass accelerator to spin launch biomass into the jaws of a 1000000000 year old deep sea monster
>>215350244whatever you say weirdo
>>215350234Never proven.
>>215350257uh-huhgo back to /pol/
i only posted on /pol/ for a few days during the kate middleton disappearance and i got a group of mi666 (secret satanic royal division) agents all come to me threatening me with violence
>>215350193Poo it onto a plate and make sure you chew properly this time
>>215350299there were some curry poos that could have so easily been served as the meal i ate originally, at least by eye
just soiled myself
got arrested in manchester 7 years ago and even though i didn't even resist they put the spit mask on me and gave me a beatingmy solicitor said theres nothing we can do because theres no footage, surely that was a crime in itself (not having their body cameras on) honestly makes me think what they do to people who actually give them trouble
>>215350328
might find God
Don't post much on other boards anymore because I can't filter entire countries and the entire website is horrid when you can see posts from the third world
>>215350337>>215350337>>215350337
>they put the spit mask on me and gave me a beating
>>215350346absurdly early dogshite yank new
>>215350338>my solicitorFOY
>>215350360not funny lad i ended up with a broken nose and still have a scar on my lip, they held me for 23 hours and then released me with an NFAliterally just a blood sport to them
>>215350365you must be lost
>>215350338My dad got battered when he was younger by police and their truncheons and in court they tried to say that they didn't hit him at all, but because they beat him so bad he ended up getting checked out at the hospital they had all the medical records and medical professional opinions that he had indeed been beaten severely and it ended up getting thrown outThe beating happened right in front of me my sister and mum, and we all got caught in the mace as wellmust've been about 7 at the time
>>215350338what were you arrested for?
