What Italian pussy does to a mf
>>215348777Have a divorce. Have a two.
>>215348777Eat a local peasant tonight. Skip the garlic sauce. Suck a warm pint at 12 o'clock in a mostly empty castle. Fly somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may be holding a crucifix. Order the stake rare. Change into a wolf. Have a Bloody Mary. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not be able to see your reflection in the mirror, but have a drink in front of one anyways. Blehhh slowly. Tip your henchman. Check in on your brides. Check in on yourself. Enjoy eternal life.
Have a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person. Have two
is this a new meme
>>215349039I see you don’t lurk /tv/…
>>215349039>new
>>215348777I tried a negroni because of this meme. Most /tv/ users who did the same thing think it was disgusting, but I think it was pretty good. Will have two negronis next time.
now imagine it being your only option
>>215348777 (check'd)Who?
>>215350507Epstein
>>215350507Anthony Bourdain
Bourdain committed seppuku in a hotel 20km from where I live, I even lived in that town from 4 to 6 years old when my father was stationed there in the Gendarmerie.
>>215350561He saw multiculturalism isn't working.
>>215350538Thought that was Jeremy ClarksonTypical angloid phenotype headass
>>215350561>Bourdain committed seppuku
>>215350561>Scenic Northern France in the summer>I'm killing myselfBourdain, van Gogh
>>215351041>Scenic Northern France in the summerYou don't even see half of it in the photo. KB was voted "most beautiful French town of the year" at least once, and for having lived there, visited a friend there a few times, it's understandable. That he decided to ragequit there kinda bugged me, that I still don't understand.
>>215349019Kek
>>215348991Top fucking kekHere is my Fall of Rome bourdainpost:Eat at a roman villa rustica tonight. Get the garum sauce. Have a cold cerevisia at 4 o’clock in a sacked city. Go somewhere you've been previously stationed at during your time as a roman auxiliary. Kill someone you know has nothing in common with you. Take the patricians women pussy rare. Eat an Dormice. Have an undiluted wine. Have two. Be open to a world where you may fight alongside different tribes within a confederation - but have a drink with them anyways. Rape slowly. Ram the tip of your Framea into the belly of a roman. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the Sack.