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09/29/25(Mon)06:09:05 No.215351564

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Anonymous 09/29/25(Mon)06:09:05 No.215351564

A man walks with his dog to a restaurant, he says to the woman behind the counter:
>Is it okay if I bring my dog India restaurant?
>No, sorry but you can go over to that Poland tie him up out the front.
The man ties his dog up and returns to the restaurant. The woman behind the counter says:
>Sorry about that, my name is Georgia, how may I Serbia today?
>Oman I'm Hungary, you wouldn't Belize how busy my day was. I've been Russian and Benin meetings all day and Iran over here as soon as my break started, anyway Kenya recommend me anything on the menu?
>Corsican sir, the blt is excellent.
>Bacon? Norway, too much Greece! Would Jamaica blt, but with Turkey instead, and can you USA lot of Chile sauce? I like my food spicy!
>I Canada bit of Chile, but Israeli busy and I have Samoa customers, a Guyana girl, to take care of so I'd have to make Kuwait, is that okay?
>Yemen, that's fine, I'm Ghana take the rest of the day off and I Congo a little longer without eating, that won't be an issue! Oh I just Saudi espresso machine, can I get a coffee and something Sweden tasty Togo with it? A cake Andorra piece of pie?
>All I have is a Cuba fudge and a Danish, Syria can't find anything else, UK with that?
>Namibia will just have the coffee then, I don't like fudge or Danish, and I'm China watch my weight anyway.
>All good, just put Germany on the counter if you're done ordering.
>Will a Czech be alright?
>Okay, Denmark yourself comfortable while you wait.
*MAURITIUS*
>Bless you!