phil collins editiom
>editiom
>>215351848they clearly don't know they are being filmed
he actually thinks reform will win omds
https://youtube.com/shorts/3u0xi4ycAok?si=f3dPH2F6YvF-yP8X
>>215351871:)
>>215351888which party do you think will win?.
Just proud Nigan'giwumirri mob on Wangkangurru land here. Giz us ya lighter
can't see it working out with frasier and this particular lady he's trying to woo. reckon it might go south in a farcical manner.
Grim that if you even look at a woman there might be a video of you on the internet publicly shaming you as a creep
she wants a racist working class lad who is on and off the dole
EDITIOMtears us apart EDITIOMbreaks up my heart EDITIOM why trouble me?
>>215351904Everyone loves starmer you see
>>215351931i never look at women so I'm safe
Who has the slag vote? Who's out there hitting the pavement for our lovely Essex lasses?
>>215351919Crazy how even the kids look like a dried date left in the sun for a week.
>>215351904When is the next election 2029? Labour probs
Can’t show a fanny on TV. Can’t show an arsehole on TV. Yet ironically you can show Kier Starmer on TV.
DC;VR
Was shooting glances at a woman on the tube once before I realised that it was probably making her uncomfortable so I got up and walked over and said I was sorry for staring and then asked if she went to the same school I didThat way she thought that I was just trying to figure out if she was someone I knew and not that I thought she was fit Quite gentlemanly of me
>>215351940my queen :)
>>215351944who song is this
>>215351973Gemma Collins might be the thickest bint out there and the fact she's famous for christ knows what is all you need to know about the times we live in
>>215351999did you shag?
>>215351919Sovereignity was never ceded!
>>215351931the men in those videos aren't merely glancing they're being vile and disgustingyou creep
Need to have poop sex with Emma Watson.
>>215352034na i went home and played rdr2
>>215351984>Can’t show a fanny on TV. Can’t show an arsehole on TV.Since when? How will channel 4 survive?
>>215351984You show women's willies thoughbeit.
you keep killin' folk, dutch
>>215351999Checked but ngmi
>>215351931There's a thing going round rn of girls putting their big ass smartphones in their tiny ass back pockets with the can recording and if you look at the camera they upload you to tiktok as a sex pestIt started fairly normally but now they do things to intentionally catch your eyes (sticking out a lot, bright colours, cases, pants with words on them etc)Your existence is their content and damned be the consequencesYou deserve this for being male, all men are defective females to these psychotic whores
oh mate that dating programme where they're all naked and they pick based on willies and fannies n thatweird that was
watching idubbbz
think i have unironic PTSD from the one and only date i went on, its been 3 years and i regularly lay in bed replaying the entire thing and sending myself into a panic at the amount of awkward silence that occured fucking hell
not enough beef in the beefaroni
>>215351973not wrong though is she
leftypol shaving it baldrorke owning it and growing a mullet + mustache
>>215352037>implying women don't freak out all the time because you exist in the same plane of existence as them
>>215352100cbt would sort out your rumination problem
>>215352099Looks like he's taken a leaf out of Gary's book
>>215351919>Indigenous people make up about 30% of the Northern Territory’s residents but more than 80% of its prison population. Young, indigenous people are taken into custody for minor offences like swearing or making too much noise, 26 times as much as non-indigenous youths. In Western Australia, that rate is 52 times higher for young Aboriginal people.>Aboriginal rap star Briggs has become a role model for indigenous, incarcerated youth. He told the BBC that, “racism in Australia is prevalent and hasn’t been dealt with. Rap has been an outlet for frustrations.”https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/1e98f892-d352-4aef-9c4e-3b024579d867
>>215352035That's right ya fukin' dog cunt, now where's that lighter
>>215352086you stink of gutter oilgo away
>>215352032she looks like she'd be fantastic in bed do all sorts of things corrrr
>>215352130leave me bollocks out of it
rolling a joint (my ankle to be specific)
mental how its nearly lunch time a meal deal could very well be on the cards
>>215352136bixnoodwallawalltingong mate
>>215352155:(
>>215352100I had one (1) date at uni and she stood me up full onThree years later she messaged me on Facebook so I told her to kill herselfNow I'm gay in a sexless relationship but I'm not really gay I just hate women
>>215351835https://youtu.be/hGI2d31M7Ns
>>215352100need to get back on it m8 you only stress about it cos it's the one experience you have if you had another 30 dates under your belt you wouldn't even think about that one
>>215352086Actually pretty smart of them. The world is monetizable content
>>215352174seems about australian
>>215352142You're american kek
>>215352099>>215352132buy an ad
>>215352155lose a bit of weight and you'll be able to walk without hurting yourself
>>215352156corr
*does a little dance*cmon lads it monday get on it new week new me yes lads
just watched someone spray a london pickpocket with spraypaintyou'll never guess the ethnicity
>>215352207Rattled lmao
>>215352191Women are anarchocapitalists that are dependent on and protected by the welfare state Clownworld
>>215352086new fear unlockmight start wearing big sunglasses and carrying a cane
>>215352156go on then
>>215352179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBDQ3eO87PQ
quite hungover
>>215352183just feel like it will inevitably go the same way and then ill have 2 similar experiences to plague my fragile mong brain
>>215352222you're right, I won't guessas I don't care
>>215352220GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI
>>215352222Saw that videoEven the do gooder was just some foreign retard on an ebike making content for shitterSo as usual just two foreigners arguing and fighting on the streets of LondonGrim shit desu
>>215352200and you're a nasty little chinese midget with an inferiority complex
>>215352255the dogooder sounded european thoughever
>>215352259He’s probably unironically a jeet.
>>215352267Forrin
bit chilly
gf thinks shes some girl boss when in reality she works an admin job lol
might go mcds for a coffee
just learned that im a defective female in the eyes of *scrolls up* psychotic whoresinteresting
>>215352276scrasm
>>215352298ever shag her arse while shes wearing her work tights?
Dad just posted this to his FB fucks sake gunna have another chat in the family WhatsApp aren't we
>>215352304yes because you're a man with a willy
hard men make me hard
>>215352315lmaooo that fucking pictures oh my days
>>215352298you despise her don't you
the moment someone says clownworld you know you can disregard everything they say. calling card of the dribbling moron.
This has to be the best Labour Party Conference ever
>>215352127yes I 100% believe that has been your experience
>>215352338saw a size queen QOS whore say clownworld on twitter (presently x) and I must say she seems to have her head screwed on
>>215352238best die alone then m8 that seems like the better option
>>215352338anyone who still talks in 2016 pol language can be disregarded
>>215352338clown
>>215352352big part of british culture that
>>215352344Weeb cunt Need your type (incels) fed to illegals, still alive
mad world....
Season 5 is woke don’t bother
>>215352337despise is a strong term but i do find her traits obnoxious at times yeh
alles lachen gut erinnerst du dich? https://180grader.dk/artikel/nicolai-sennels-muslim-inbreeding-impacts-on-intelligence-sanity-health-and-societyInzuchtraten: ~50 % der Muslime weltweit sind Inzuchtkinder; 70 % der Ehen in Pakistan werden zwischen Cousins ersten Grades geschlossen.Auswirkungen auf die Intelligenz: Inzuchtkinder haben einen um 10 bis 16 Punkte niedrigeren IQ; das Risiko eines IQ <70 ist um 400 % höher.Auswirkungen auf die geistige Gesundheit: Höheres Risiko für Schizophrenie und psychische Störungen; über 40 % der geisteskranken Straftäter in Dänemark sind Einwanderer.Auswirkungen auf die Gesundheit: Doppelt so hohes Risiko für Totgeburten; 18-mal mehr Todesfälle aufgrund rezessiver Erkrankungen bei Pakistanern.Auswirkungen auf die Gesellschaft: Hohe Arbeitslosigkeit, Analphabetismus (2/3 der Kinder mit arabischem Hintergrund); geringe wissenschaftliche Leistungen in muslimischen Ländern.
>>215352364
>>215352049based
>>215352344look at her go
>>215352393I find it hard to tell you cause I find it hard to take
>>215352365agreed
>>215352394was in the boozer they drink in yesterday. kept seeing tourists walking past taking photos of it
might become a mental health advocate
might have a telepathic wank to busty southern milfs
https://www.royaltroon.co.uk/visit/
>>215352448Alright BOOZER LAD GEEZER
>>215352315scr dadberg lost it
oh fuckjust realised i have only one lifeshitwhy did i think it was worth spending hours on end shitposting on herewhat the fuck
rate the lunch order
>>215352516grow up
>>215352516>No Thanksnot very nice is it
>mayo chicken>no mayo???
>>215352516expensive shite
>>215352516>mayo chicken no mayonnaise
>>215352516this is bait
>>215352516How do you afford this
>>215352568we're not all unemployed rorke
>>215352516tubby on benefits
Women change their minds all the time
>>215352568womfy 6fig wfh consultancy software engineer zone 1 6'4 doss about freelance
>>215352568part time job at aldi
>>215352516Winter bulk coming on strong
posted a cheeky porn webm on /v/ and it's still up
>>215352568i do poos for money on onlyfans
>>215352590they're allowed to rorke
>>215352608Link?
>>215352623skitters
>>215352607ffs 190
>>215352607but thats a sfw board
>>215352093I've only watched the bits where the ladies are naked so I can imagine that I might've walked past them in the street at one point or another.Do any of the dates actually work out?
>>215352595
Oh look he’s with the guy
>>215352657bloke on rights tie is too short
>>215352657that's a map of /brit/posters behind them
>>215352657He's such a fruit
>>215352657Am I supposed to know who that other guy is?
>>215352657Total ZOG Death
>>215352657sir hand shaker
>>215352657Operation scatter behind themGet the niggers housed - Sir BAME Starmer
rorkes creps
>>215352703Palantir CEO Alex Karp
Alex Karp is what Hitler would call the "Blood Jew".
nigga called Karp lmao
fizzy grapefruit mango lemonade
Now that we are more than 45seconds into the thread we can talk about Jewish Blood Libel while keeping /Brit/ monetised
Magikarp
Palantir is literally the final link in the jews' 2000 year scheme for completely enslaving the goyim (nations).
adopting a catberg
scream
got a hankering for fizzy grapefruit mango lemonade
>>215352780
nigga name is dtfib
>>215352801good lad
theo von said he’s going to kill himself because the crowd didn’t laugh at most of his jokes
putting catberg in a sack then chucking it into the thames
love are katie
>>215352883Should be a capital offence this
>>215352883mousenonce core
sir alex karp
>>215352427The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
Palantir? NothingToHideNothingToFir more like it
appointment at 3 so cant really do anything until then
>>215352896https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVRlYcPIacE
locking catberg in a kitchen cupboard for 1 hour and rattling the food box every five minutes so that he develops complex PTSD around feeding
>>215352938you could do a poo
>>215352958might rattle one out before a shower, yeah
>>215352896She's such a foul trollop
I'll get abuse for this but this is the best Rachel Reeves speech ever
>>215352938you could eat a sandwich
https://x.com/asukagrypr/status/1972433388209614916?s=46
>>215352938you could stand up then sit dow
>>215352938you could have a nice cup of tea
>>215352938you could watch a frasier
biting black people on the street
>>215352986>re___ britainthe left is stealing everything from the right these days fr fr
some great suggestionsi'll do them all which should take me to 3pmthank you
>>215352986how so
Now then now then, I'm not going to be the person I'm expected to be any more.
>>215353015mercy!
Renege Britain
>>215352938you could listen to no jacket required
big elm abeormega bible
Emma Watson got shagged right up the arse by JK Rowling earlier
2nd date with the girl who's tits are the size of my head despite not being fat tomorrow
>>215353078imagine your wee pecker getting drowned out when shes titwanking you
I'm not going to vape the flavours I'm expected to vape any more.
>>215353078tuesday night date hmm
i'm a virgin ladsmaybe i should become a detective, pretty sure sherlock holmes was a virgin
off to bed
“Encouraged Monogamy,” aka Enforced Monogamy, is necessary in order to ensure unattractive men get to have sex and don’t start a revolution.
>>215353078careful mate she could be hiding a concealed weapon in her cleavage
>>215353123yeah true
Remember having sex is for losers and suckers. Your parents had sex and they made you, grim that.
>>215352995at least nick is consistent on calling out the fedsmeanwhile the biggest content creators (hasan, asmon) are constantly glowing and inciting their retarded fans to do illegal shit
did you lads know jimmy savile invented dj-ing and therefore all rap music is derived from jimmy savile?
the NHS is now supporting marrying your first cousin claiming it has social and economic benefits.
>>215353123i'm an attractive man but i don't get to have sex because i have mental health
>>215353078cor
Pints
>>215353136think hes hoping to get his concealed weapon into her cleavage
>>215353123you're not getting your sex slaves, anon
>>215353111Night mate x
>>215353163need leftypol out of business
right so what have the french done that’s actually been good to the world? can’t think of a single thing personally
>>215353166attractiveness is composed of all aspects of desirability so you are in fact unattractive
>>215353169the chinky smoko
>>215353163They said that it meant you had better family support lmao
on escort sites they call titty fucking "spanish" in the same way "greek" means anali get the latter one because greeks are famous for buggery, but why spanish for titty fucking?
>>215353191camembert and foie gras
>>21535319713 bucks cash (17 card) from the baki shop
>>215353191garlic bread
>>215353163did they actually support it or did they just point out the "benefits"?
corr
>>215353123This is why being a sissy BNWO gooner is so so so important
>>215353218>>215353225so, food.. right
windows 10 support ends 14th october
>>215353191Brunettes
>>215353250what have you done m8? nothing that's what
>>215353254get on the 'nux lad
you know what I could do without french fooditalian food would be much more of a loss
I’m actually a 7/10 but I don’t get pussy because I don’t leave my house or go on the apps
so apparently this was rorke all along
>>215353015QUITE STYLISH!
>>2153532757/10 isn't enough unfortunately
>>215353272doing shite all the time actually
>>215353275ktim except 4/10
get your fucking willy out for the revolutionary army of kampuchea
>>215353302not as much as the french
>>215353275>I don’t leave my housMeans a hard cap at a 2/10 even if you had 10/10 looks Your personality must be appalling. That your impulse is to leap to cry about it - the internet is your entire life after all - proves me correct
>>215353296No it is
>>215353337if exploding a goose’s liver for no real reason is something then yeah they got me beat yeah
>>215353320ktim
might do a noodle butty for lunch
>>215353339spun that wee diddy up like a toy
I'm a solid 3/10
Time for 1 hour of respite from toil
>>215353384and to /brit/ you are a 10
Some lads are kicking a ball outside my house and I'm too scared to tell them to stop.
oooo Rachel Reeves slagging off Nigel!!!!
>>215353408leave it on nextdoor mate
>>215353408are they migrats
>>215353408why would they not be allowed to in the first place
>>215353408join them instead don’t be such a grouch
you poor bastards will never know what it's like to live in mulberry mews. GOD it's good here.
anyone in banbury know a good place to sleep rough?
call her a french film festival the way her cannes got a 16 minute standing ovation
>>215353421its bad for my mental health
>>215353472There's a fat cunt who spams here who lives there (he's the fat cunt who loads ready meals)
>>215353472bicester shopping village
mental how evil they are
>>215353495needs some workshopping but it's got potential
>>215353537the french?
call her Dwayne the way she Rocks my Johnson
>>215353538feel free to take it
nth for the gyaldem
>>215353408They'd knock you spark out yeah. You just put up with it and cry on 4chan like the coward you are.
>>215353537cool it with the anti semitism
>>215353389do you say respit
>>215352344Can hear this webm
hooting
fallen into a respit
>>215353582scnraing
asked my gf to respit on me
>>215352516>large vanilla milkshakeObscene calorie count, just get a mcflurry and coke
why are anime girls so sexy
not one word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKqVZimlkNE
>>215352516>vanilla milkshakenever tried itfeel like if i did i would be sitting there wishing i'd got one of the other flavours instead
>>215353231why parrot tongue so dry
>>215353647me when im silent
>>215353627Because they're based on cats :3
>>215353627sorry to say but it’s because you’re mentally ill
>>215353128COYG
>>215353667ummy
>>215353667bestiality is VERY illegal
oh shiti'm fatwhen the fuck did that happe
Wait until you learn about how the Jews are microwaving you in your sleep through the mattress coils
>>215353167Beetroot babe
this is all I want
hypothetically, what would you do if a 17 year old was throwing herself at your feet and you're almost 30? can't say I don't feel a little guilty
>>215353078Don't fumble lad
>>215353713>>215353735
what would you do if i attacked you
>>215353712Can see right through her blouse here
>>215353753cringe
>>215353749i'd beat you off
Hilarious that all these 17 year old girls are just so desperate to be with a 30 year old loser on 4chan hmm yes
>>215353748it feels illegal even though it's not but I think I'm too moral for this
>>21535371331 and 19 year old keeps flirting with meIn a medium term relationship with a woman my age for 9months now but honestly I'd marry this 19 year old girl in an instant if it was on the cardsShe's enchanting can't stop thinking about her
>>215353761UM? x
>>215353194i'm not an incel though, i've just never tried
>sat on a park bench minding my own business>some weird paedo looking cunt stops in front of me and throws a load of seeds on the floor for a pigeonWhat goes through these people's heads?
>>215353712that chair doesn't look very comfortable, couldn't do more than 2 hours of gooning in that
the neighbours caberge just gave me the dirtiest look as I went past
>>215353749Try to break your leg in half
>>215353802>>215353802>>215353802
>>215353787hes done you
>>215353795it knows you are an evil incel
making up some romantic fiction are we?
>>215353713Roll her SR and give her head patsVid relatedhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=5qmid4A_nXQ
>>215353787AQUALUNG MY FRIEND
>>215352995>@asukagryprwhy are they like thiswhy do you follow them
might have beans on toast for lunch
>>215353191french girlsdaft punkjusticefrench women
>>215353278flat stanley fallen on hard times
