>wake up
>drink a glass of vitamin water
>take a shit
>shower
>get dressed
>brush teeth
>pack my things
>leave for the cage
I eat breakfast at work

>>215352779
I didnt know it's so hard to be gay

Open eyes, piss, throw things, scream, get out of bed, suffer

>>215352819
>getting out of bed before taking a shit
ngmi

>>215352779
Are you kidding? I woke up at 12:00 p.m.
I was brushing teeth for five minutes and I do nothing all day. This is my noon routine.

>>215352819
Do you wake up like 3 hours before work?

>>215354740
no, I wake up at 6, take the bus at 6:40 and sit on my desk at work at 7

Roll out of bed
Get dressed as quickly as possible
Ride my motorbike as fast as i can to work
Do my morning shit, breakfast, hair combing ect while on the clock to own my boss

>>215354802
>sit on my desk
If you're a hot girl you can sit on MY DESK if you know what I mean

>>215354896
I'm 185cm, 80kg, hairy, slowly starting to bald and depressed

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>>215352779
dis nigga zesty af

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>>215354955
>I'm 185cm, 80kg, hairy, slowly starting to bald and depressed
So you're 175cm, 90kg, no armhair, very bald and scuicidal

>>215354989
no, I'm exactly what I said

>>215352779
>go work out
>better put my watch and jewlery on
what a faggot

>>215352779
7am Jerk off
8am goon
9am masturbate
10am rub one out
11am beat my meat
12am nut
13am fap

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>>215355032
Off to jail you go Pinokio

>>215352779
He's not even doing anything useful most of the time, much better for the better to be asleep during those early hours.

>>215352779
I wake up any time between 11-12am, then start drinking.

>>215352779
>wake up at 0530
>Wash my face with mild salycilic acid face wash
>Work out from 0600 to 0730-ish
>Take a cold shower
>Make stuffed french omlette (with onions, bell pepper and mushroom. I eat this every day)
>prepped a bowl of greek yogurt with bananas and walnuts
>Make vietnamese café au lait
>Somtimes put a croissant in the air fryer if I'm feeling like it that day
>Dress up and go to school (I'm in grad school)

>>215352779
He must enjoy suffering

>>215355258
>>215355624
He's a full-time "influencer", ofc he wastes his morning doing absolutely nothing(besides virtual signalling ofc)

>>215352779
this zesty motherfucker forogt to show off his tren injection

>>215352779
>Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
>I get my glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna hit the City
>Grab my keys, Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
>'cause when I leave for the Night I ain't coming back
Then I doom scroll Tik tok

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>>215352779
>0:21
>Can't even hold his pen right
A 6 year old child can write better than he does it's not just over- it never began in the first place.

>>215352779
>Wake up
>piss
>brush teeth
>wash face
>turn on computer
>browse /int/
I wish I was joking.

>>215352779
Speed dusted this nigga ass

>>215352779
>wake up
>make coffee
>take a shit
>do mmo dailies while drinking coffee

>>215352779
>wake up
>trip over shit in the dark
>get dressed
>take a massive shit
>grab work bag
>start van
>crack a monster on the way to work
>when arrive at jobsite, get a coffee and take a shit

>>215355227
Damn I miss my unemployed phase.

>>215359188
Normies are so embarrassing.

>>215352779
Wake up
Cuddle a bit with gf
Shitpost a bit on int
Get dressed in my tracksuit and walk the dog for 20 mins
Prepare lunch
Brush teeth, deodorant and perfume
Dress for work
Leave

>>215359188
>>215352779
whats with the mouth tape

>get up
>rub a banana on my face
>take a shower with socks on

None of you are on my level

I wake up at 9:58 because my first meeting starts at 10:00 kek

> wake up 8am
> take a huge gulp of vodka
> bed rot until 5pm
> go to work
> get home and jerk off for three hours
> sleep

>>215360332
Ensures you don't sleep with your mouth open which spares you from becoming a chinlet

>>215360767
White people…

>>215355227
>7am
pourquoi mens-tu ?

>>215352779
Wake up
Brush teeth
Get dressed
Go to school

>wake up
>jerk off to get rid of morning wood
>take a piss
>eat breakfast
>jerk off while taking a shower
>brush teeth
>pack my things
>jerk off to boost my testosterone levels before going to work

>>215352779
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1,000 now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion

>>215352779
>wake up at 13:00
>make coffee
>take a shit
>game/fap till 17:30
>gf comes home
>gf cooks
>fuck gf
>go wageslaving at 19:00
>come home at 03:00 am
>go to sleep 04:00 am

>>215352779
>Wake up
>Roll around in bed while drifting in and out of sleep
>Finally actually get out of bed
>Piss, brush teeth, wash face
>Drink tea/coffee and lay down for a bit
>Shower
>Actual day stuff (this is either work or 4chan)
I really like these over the top daily life vids too desu

>>215360767
Based Batemanmaxxer