Where the entire population just speaks their language.
>>215352965The US and Canada (Québec specifically). The other two are Australia and New Zealand.
Let's face it: The Dutch and the English were the only ones whose colonies didn't go to shit. All of Spanish and Portuguese speaking America are totally fucked. The only time their murder rates are surpassed is when certain war zones reach fever pitch. It's like giving birth to a dumpster fire.
>>215353112indog paws crafted this post
>>215353083I still don't get it. It's not like France actively colonized the majority of what counts as the Eastern Seaboard. And if supporting the Patriots during the American Revolution makes it so, you may as well say that Japan created Indonesia or something.
>>215352913Two whole continents?
>>215352913>portual ignoring his african childrenwhy is he like this?
>>215353162Based
>>215352965France and England childrens are obviously Canada and The United States.What kind of filial link does France have with Haiti? It was a colony created to work our nigger slaves to death.
>>215353125I was referring more to their ones in the Americas, desu. But my hands are whiter than yours, Muhammed.
>>215353200Inherited France's republican autism o algo
>>215353214Just like you inherited the penis size of your chinese founders.
>>215353240Rich coming from a Nafri seething at niggers taking his Maghreb women lol
>>215353270Ahaha it's that small?
>>215353200Why is you getting fucked by a bong and having kids with him dawg tf?
>>215353286Not as small as yours tho :D>>215353291It's in the French's nature to be cuckolded and fucked by everything else ofc.Which is why we n
>>215353321Nigga is seething so much he can't even type proper.The dicksize ragebait never fails.
>Nafri coping this hard that he's grasping so hard for a winKek. You gave me your ( you )'s so who's really seething lmao.Catch ya later, shitskin!
france luv come ere and gis a kiss ill put another bun in your oven x
>>215353321>Which is why we nGuess we will never know what he wanted to say.Embarrasing display of pure ragequit.
>>215353146Québec+Louisiana+French involvement in the American Revolution. >you may as well say that Japan created Indonesia or something.I don't know anything about that, so I'd rather not comment on it.>>215353112So true, it's our fault large swathes of Latinx America are unlivable shitholes o algo. Just like it's Britain's fault abos sniff petrol and you're becoming a Sino-Indian colony o algo.
I think I know!"Which is why no Frenchman has not known the taste of a foreigner's cum!"
>>215353657Oh you are still here?How embarrasing KEK
>still giving me ( you )'sA cuck and a retard as a well lmao.
>>215353746>Which is why we nWill you ever finish you sentence or do you really have the attention span of a oyster?
>>215353586Why is it Britain's fault that boongs like a bit of sniff?
>being this autistically assmad about meKEK
>>215353200>>215352913How is France the parent of the US? They were a big ally during the American Revolution and there was the Louisiana Purchase, but outside of one small state there is very little French culture here. Canada makes a little more sense due to Quebec at least.But also what about all their other colonies?
>>215353783Just like it's our fault when Mexican cartels film themselves beheading their rivals or when Andean Indios pimp, rape and kill their children o algo.
>>215352913Bro failed geography
>>215353112In 2011 Brazil had more homicides than Syria, btw
>>215353112A Dingo at the right age would have prevented your post
>>215353803
France has sex with me first and foremost, the impotent brit isn't satisfying her
>>215353821>he doesn't knowYour entire cunt is french clay my nigga
>>215354502I think he meant in terms of population.But technically you are both right.
>>215352913That France is doing things to me.
>>215352913Does this mean that England fucks France?
>>215352913sadly
>>215354586Iranians who aren't islamist FREAKS are welcome here.Your women are gorgeous btw. Please stop killing them over fairytales.
>>215354746Vive la France, monsieur, ou quelque chose comme ça.
>>215353872You're still not answering my question, or even making a coherent connection.>>215353948Exactly my point.>>215353983But it didn't. And now you have to watch people like me point out how broken and shitty your countries are. Must be nice for you. I mean, you know... other than the part where your country is basically a pit of murder and corruption lol.
>>215354450ZAMN can I watch?
Why are we always the CHICKit's always France with a British MAN or France with a German MANWhy can't it ever be a Franco-gaulish CHAD with a FEMALE briton or germoidFUCKKKKKK
>>215356441La France = feminineAre you really French?
>>215353112>Moving man from A to B gets the best results even when the man is literally a convictNatives in shambles
>>215355885Everything bad that happens there is our fault o algo. Just like everything bad that happens in Australia is Britain's fault o algo.
>>215352913All of them except Spain look like people who really piss me off but, I'd begrudgingly associate with because they seem "Respectable"
O algo
>>215352913Bro really tried to sneak Cuba in there lmao
mamita
>>215352913Retarded cartoon.Spain would be far more accurately portrayed as a deadbeat father.
>>215358736nooo
>>215352913https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyJJbbKmHXMI habe been watching youtube videos about the indigenas of the Amazonas and they speak perfect Spanish and I can understand everything they say like if they were my neighbors here in my house.
>>215353112The Spanish Empire gave them the highest quality of life, stability, and richness than they ever had. In fact, many people under the Spanish Empire lived with a better quality of life than most Europeans in 1500-1800s. Just read about it in the Humboldt chronicles (he traveled to America.Since they got independized 200 years ago they went downhill with corruption, violence (cartels), and degeneration.
>>215358736>>215359174Spain was quite gentle with us uwu
>>215359183theres also normal from cities that wants the 'go back' experience and go and live some remote place in cordoba for ex., they are mostly retarded modern hippies
>>215359289most of those "go back" are just criollo fields or criollo culture in general, you are never going to be indigenous white boi
>>215353200Following that logic the USA is also our children since we did a lot there, much more than France.Starting with the early colonization, the owning of half of the USA, exporing, colonizing, naming thousands of places, including today´s estates (Nevada, Florida, California, Texas, Colorado, etc, San Francisco, San Diego, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, etc).We also helped them in their independence and we were decissive (Pensacola and Missisipi). The Spanish dollar was the first currency used in the USA and they copied it from us.The cowboy culture in the West comes from us. We brought them horses, rodeos, patios, misiones, etc.And the name of Unites States was given by the Spanish Embassador to the Washington in a letter: Los Estados Unidos de America.
>>215352913Portugal, France, England and the Netherlands ignoring their BLACKED years
>>215354502that entire area had a population of like 5000 europeans. france "owned" it and sold it but didn't control it and had very little cultural impact on it
>>215359289redpill me about cordoba. i'm thinking about visiting it in december
>>215353112That's less to do with the Dutch and more like we were already civilized before colonization, we used to joke that we would probably be richer if the english had colonized us like Malaysia
>>215353162The author either forgor, never learned about them (Or Equatorial Guinea speaking Spanish to this day), or doesn't consider Africans to be humans.All are funny in their own way.
>>215363050>we would probably be richer if the english had colonized us like MalaysiaNot really. You'd just end up as an extension of East Malaysia but poorer
>>215363097The only literal reason we didn't invade Malaysia is because they're part of the commonwealth
>>215352913Half a continent, america.
>>215353162Residual moorish blood o algo
>>215352913Why doesnt Portugal recognize their daughter Cabo Verde? They have a lot of Portuguese ancestry there>>215353112Dutch and English colonies in Tropical America were shit. Guyana used to be the poorest country in south america until finding oil
>>215359249>The Spanish Empire gave them the highest quality of life, stability, and richness than they ever hadIt's mad that there are people who actually believe this.
>>215353112Behold: Dutch success
We should’ve done what Britain did to the native populations
>>215353112British excellence in plantation friendly environments:
>>215363392You did, it's called the Caribbean
>>215363603Yeah because the Caribbean is populated by Spanish people, dumbfuck
Americans that say that their country is part French, part English just because they had a good relationship with the French for a while is pure cope. It makes them sound more interesting than being 100% Anglo I guess. Even Canada is segregated completely between the Anglo side and the French side. There was no significant intermingling of French and English cultures in North America, just remnants of French cultural isolates that remain faintly in pockets on the continent.
>>215353112Why do you have to start a fight out of nowhere?
Manolos lives in some delusional bubble where history in the americas ended after they were kicked out. They teach them in school that independent americas become some anarchistic warzones full of criminality & lawleness (to some extent all westwerners are taught this so its not enterily the fault of spaniards education system) and that nothing positive has come out of the americas since the XIX century.I have just given up in talking with manolos about the complex reality of latam, the whole reason their nation-state/identity was able to crytallize is due to the civilizational humiliation they suffered after lossing their empire so they have a hill to die upon when they portray latam as some hellish landscape in "desesperate need" of spanish rule
>>215363906Genociding the natives won't prevent plantation-based economies and their consequences. Should've got some cold shithole up north if you wanted that
>>215364236Stop generalising. People during my grandparent's generation were flooding to America last century because our country was a shithole for a long while while several places across the pond, especially Venezuela, was doing way better. It ebbs and flows.
>>215364202I strongly agree for america.But Canada is part french and always has been. Québec is its cultural heart and thas not up for debate. Plus it's the only white part left of the country, so we are objectively the real canadians anyway now.
>>215363288Alexander von HumboldtIn 1799, Humboldt, accompanied by the French botanist Aimé Bonpland, embarked on a scientific journey through Spanish America. Their travels took them to regions such as Venezuela, Cuba, Colombia, Ecuador, Peru, Mexico, and the United States. Humboldt was the first foreigner granted permission by the Spanish crown to travel freely and investigate the colonies The Library of Congress.In his writings, Humboldt praised the Spanish Empire for its contributions to science and culture in the Americas. He acknowledged the advancements in agriculture, mining, and urban planning in Spanish colonies. For instance, he noted the impressive irrigation systems in Mexico and the well-organized cities in Peru.Personal Narrative of Travels to the Equinoctial Regions of the New Continent where he reflects positively on the living conditions of the inhabitants in Spanish America, noting that miners received wages, and that the overall standard of living was higher than in many parts of Europe. This observation is part of his broader analysis of colonial societies.In his writings, Humboldt acknowledged the economic activities and the relative prosperity of the Spanish colonies:"In all my travels through Spanish America, I have observed that the inhabitants live better than those of Europe. The miners receive wages, and the general condition of the people is superior to that of many parts of Europe."
>>215364236>anarchistic warzones full of criminality & lawlenessyou are probably used to it so it doesn't bother you as much
feels good to not have former colonies (ours have been italian for a short time)
>>215352913Why does everyone pretend they’re cute and lovable when they’re actually annoying and don’t even make eye contact with you if you don’t look like them?
>>215365735How convenient to disregard the many western historians who presented the well documented genocide of the Aztecs.
>>215366133Western europe is your former colonies.
>>215367062It doesn't count you moron, we are talking about the so-called primary accumulation era that helped establish capitalism as the dominant economic force behind history.
>>215366772Are you talking about the European viruses that we carried there? If the irish or brits arrived there they would have also carried those virus and """""genocided""" the population. You seem to not understand the concept of genocide. Those that created covid are genociders?? The gays that infect others with HIV are genociders??
>>215366772Out of all the cleansings the Spanish actually did and recorded themselves, because a large empire sure likes its paperwork, you go and choose one that didn't happen?The Aztecs got sick.Spaniards destroying nonchristian idols and records was fucked up but it wasn't genocide. Take a look further down by Argentina and you'll find plenty.
Yes, we can go from northern USA to Tierra del Fuego speaking in Spanish like if we were here in the street understanding 99.99% of what they say with ease. Also the many different cultures, climates, ways of life, etc. Well, in fact, we can also go anywhere in the USA (from New York to Los Angeles) speaking Spanish since there are lots of them there in restaurants, hotels, police officers, etc.And if there is a war in Europe....we can go to Patagonia or anywhere with zero issues. Other europeans would need to learn the language for a few years.
>>215352913>>215353112I find it amazing how angloids come up with mental gymnastics to ignore all their failed african, asian and Caribbean colonies
>>215367899There’s a difference between having multiple successful colonies (Britain) and having zero successful colonies (every other country)
>>215367946USA, Australia or Canada are (or were) 90% Europeans. They are like Europe II. The proper comparison would be : Jamaica, Bangladesh, India, Nigeria (ex british colonies) with Mexico, Venzuela, Colombia, etc or with Haiti, Congo, Chad (ex-french colonies).
>>215365921A yes Romania, a prime example of lawful society
>>215355885>Le edgy comeback At least try to bring something fun to the banter, you really are raised inside your mom's pouch aren't you?
>>215353150op is retarded. Spanish isn't even the most spoken language in South Americahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_South_America
>>215369594>seething because your pedigree was readStay mad, thirdie.
>>215353112Actually on average it is UK first Spain second.Not counting most British colonies because they are black but counting the brown shitholes of Central America for Spain is extremely unfair.
>>215372269>counting the brown shitholes of Central America for Spain is extremely unfairWhy? Are they speaking a language other than Spanish?
>>215372340English is the official language of Sierra Leone, Nigeria and Lesotho and no ex-Spanish colony is worse than those shitholes.
>>215372422Based on what? Mexico's murder rate is higher than Nigeria's. Central and South American brownoids are worse than groids when it comes to violence. Somehow that fact escapes a lot of people who like to shit on black people.
>>215352913>>215371775>Spanish 214,265,000 >Portuguese 215,754,600>>Countries: Brazil, Argentina, Paraguay, Uruguay, VenezuelaKneel.
>>215372504Would you rather be teleported to a random ex Spanish colony or to a random ex British colony?
>>215372504Yet if given the option, you'd choose Mexico or Argentina to live over Nigeria. Thats because in Mexico or Argentina, you have cities with human development index similar to cities in Europe, yet you dont have those in Nigeria.In order to balance the balance sheet, you gotta factor in both the income & expenses, you only seem to consider the expenses, giving a distorted view of the whole.
>>215372269>Metropole Portugal>Macau and Brazil have the same weight (12.5%)>Cape Verde, East Timor and São Tomé and Príncipe combined have three times the weight of Brazil despite being tiny island countriesKEK did you really think nobody would notice? You are spamming mediocre high HDI hispanix amerix countries while bringing down the average of other colonial empires with random african and asian countries
>>215359249The new world didn't recover for centuries after independence, it was Arab or Turk style conquest where spain just razed all civilization there to the ground and then put a tiny garrison there to rule over the ashes
>>215372269it's not race based it's an old colony which uses english as language of government and then has their distinct society and culture vs Spanish countries which actually speak spanish as their first language + all have a common history and political culture Right, like from an outside point of view there isn't that much a difference between southern cone being 70% white 30% not which is 12k gdp per capita and Central America 40% white 60% not which is 7k gdp per capita
>>215367946The Anglosphere is dead now anyway. Canada ~42% white. USA <40% white. Australia 50% white. UK 76% white. They're going to be darker than latam.
>>215353203a yeah, the suriname paradisethose islands would be the same to english caribbean if not because of the kingdom
>>215364236Dude I've been in your cvnt, and I still remember the old airport surroundings, the cinderblock substandard housing in the outskirts, and the lack of drinkable tap water on five star hotels.BTW something is really going wrong there when you need to move your policemen in trucks wearing balaclavas.
>>215353112India
>>215352913How do we get rid of the narcofags and Make LATAM Great For Once?
>>215354502>Frogs trying to claim Rupert's Land
>>215352913>Britain just casually glossing over his dead kids Rhodesia and White South Africa
>>215353162>Ignores the fact that the author only mentions blood related countriesAfrican colonies are 0% Portuguese
>>215352913>I only have brazilWhat about angola, mozambique, timor leste, cape verde, macao, etc. etc.?
>>215353162They're talking about settler colonies i.e. places with significant blood descent from the home country.
>>215353112There isn't a single example of a successful non-white British colony
>>215353112They hated him because he told the truth.
>>215353586>it's our fault large swathes of Latinx America are unlivable shitholes o algoIt kinda is. The colonial institutions Spain imposed actively hindered the growth of the economy and prevented the improvement of the quality of life in these countries. It's not like Spain had much of an option to control such vast territories or could foresee capitalism would become the meta a couple of centuries in the future, but it's their fault nonetheless.
>>215378286Same with Netherlands for the latter, desu.
>>215377789Stop buying so much coke, to begin with.
>>215378348>African colonies are 0% PortugueseCabo Verdeans are 46% Portuguese though
>>215378544>>215379151they are as portuguese as mexico is spanish
English speakers have nearly an entire planet though
>>215359532America Actual here. TOC, we don't want to claim any part of the Spanish-speaking world as the shithole might rub off on us. We humbly submit that the Italians should take one for the team.
>>215352913Reddit: the picture
>>215378683This >>215379402kek >>215379555This. Moorberians should get over their inferiority complexEngland won Protestants wonGermanics won
>>215375058>dominican republicThe estimated Dominican Republic murder rate was 9.6 per 100,000 people in 2024 according to BBC analysis of InSight Crime data and around 10.54 in 2021 according to Macrotrends.>surinameSuriname's estimated murder rate for 2023 was 6.52 homicides per 100,000 inhabitants. This figure represents a historical trend where the homicide rate for the country in 2021 (5.71 per 100K) saw a significant decline from the previous year
>>215366772>many western historians What they don't tell you is that 90% of the "documented genocide of the Aztecs" comes from three books, mostly the one by Bartolomé de las Casas who is well known for lying through his teeth about the numbers of massacred natives, but who's STILL taken seriously because it's convenient to the narrative. Meanwhile the HUNDREDS of period books about Spanish integration of the Americas which reveals how it most certainly was not a genocide but rather a liberation of the Americas started by the Spaniards but carried out by other tribes tired of being attacked and massacred by the Aztecs are all ignored because they're "biased" lmfao>>215378710This is blatantly wrong. Muh gold is not a valid excuse. Modern Latin American countries are a shithole because their "liberators" like Bolivar were all scumbags who sold their countries out for riches and promoted barbarian attitudes which completely destroyed local cultural standards and created power vacuums, taken over by drug cartels and other illicit entities. Of course to talk about the supposed "liberators" like that is sacrilege in those countries which is why their still bitch about muh gold
>>215381227>90% of the "documented genocide of the Aztecs" comes from three bookslol
>>215352913Post the Belarus and the flag version
He's going off ITT.>>215378710Panchitada histórica.
>>215372565>>215372629>in a highly contrived situation ours is more preferableBut I wouldn't be forced to do either. So I'd choose neither. They both suck.Just out of curiosity, can you show a Spanish colony that doesn't suck really badly?
