bird?
>>215353802Sleepy catberg sighting (real)
Arse nal
>>215353802remember that russian that would spam 'need the bird' here endlesslywonder if he ever got her in the end
The fucking ticket man MADE me move my bag on the train so a fucking Indian international student could sit next to me because the train was full. Absolute joke
>>215353843do any of us ever get what we want?
The fact that Digital ID is only for working age adults suggests it's definitely for conscription
>>215353852did she have nice chebs at least
>>215353852drive then?
>>215353764just a one off and she's 18 in a month anyway>>215353769so I don't think I see anything long term but she is very devoted to me and that's the problem since I can see that I'd just be using her
praying to god to keep all the /brit/ lads safe and healthy
>>215353837they rest
You can't always get what you wantBut if you try sometimes you just might findYou get what you need
>>215353883I want and need a shag
>>215353873amen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSHcUbqvJuM
Alright lads, fuck you
>>215353865Man>>215353866I have a license I don’t have a car
>>215353905did he have nice chebs at least?
>>215353862Don't like how the furore is petering out. They're going to get away with it.
>>215353905If you can afford one single train journey you can afford a car.
>>215353902Alri lad >*fucks myself*
>>215353914gethimbummed
nth for the baddiedem
"We will insist you make Britain your primary country"Reform UK Head of Policy Zia Yusuf tells Sky's @WilfredFrost when asked whether Reform will require foreign nationals living in Britain to renounce any of their other citizenships.
>>215353802
mental how most normal seventeen or eighteen year old teenagers had sex with each other but it took me until thirty to finally even get presented with the crumbs of the same opportunity
>>215353969exemption for israelis i presume
https://youtu.be/YLDtwHrLHBc
new ye dropped
In bed still undecided on whether I'll be getting up
made a small mistake with my noodles so had a sandwich instead
>>215353980not sure who you're trying to impress with this larp
3 and half pints in only Am acting, BRit iD is coming on strong deee lads
just found out Gorbachev died in 2022 thought it was much earlier for some reason doesnt seem right that he was around for memes and hd porn for some reason
>>215353991that's only if they actually end up doing it at all
>>215354007it's not impressive that's the point of it
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.
>>215354026in what world is this worth posting in a British culture general?
>>215354026Don't let the cronem see this
>>215353802Hoot?
>>215354022utterly insane that he survived covid
>>215354059This world this one
I’ve been a long time follower of the slimming world plan and attended my local group up until recently, but stopped going due to stagnating with my weight loss and the change in group format. While I can still see the appeal to some people that they can lose weight while not having to cut down on portion sizes, I had became more aware that it also encourages you to eat ultra processed, artificial and fat free alternatives (the ones full of sweeteners etc). I also noticed it was the same people who would start group, leave and then return, having put all the weight back on. It’s not sustainable and relies on members doing this long term.
>>215354102incorrect
can someone post their NI number for me to borrow
pun of sausges
kicking a ball around with the lads outside some mong's house
Mommyyyyy
>>215354127Fucking get a grip
>>215354117FUCKOFF-387619571
>>215354051>Your's
>>215354117N1GG4R
>>215354127The Trumptorian Guard
>>215354078*jots that down*
the shop will be closed forever
>>215354127mental how fit they are
>>215353883the soulwax remix of this song is quite good
>>215354172Sounds shite
>>215354134:((((
>>215354127*gulps*
>>215354197phwoar
the idiotic son has fucking ruined the business
>>215354197Of course he's in the kids section
>>215353975BOMBACLAT
>>215354226
this morning the hot Portuguese girl at toil squeezed my arm twice and then as I was walking out for lunch my boss shouted out "you're the best"
mad how obsessed some of you are with trans people
>>215353998>Employed woman>Jobless tranny
>>215354200I respectfully disagree
>mad how obsessed some of you are with trans people
>>215354197Umm
who wants to share pizza?? let's get a pizza togetherI like to dip it in garlic sauce and/or ranchok?
theres an 18 year old who just started at work, she keeps begging me to let her give me a prostate massage and a rimjob after work. I told her im 37 and it not right due to me wife but she has such long fingers and the minx is insistent
>>215354276You'd be mad not to
>>215354264She works at Aldi
>>215354272never understood this sauce on 'za thingif you need to cover your slice in sauce/dressing to enjoy it then it's probably not very good 'za
>trans people>people
Sharing pizza and using dipping sauces like ranch and garlic are common practices for many people. There is a wide variety of opinions on the subject, but there is no issue with getting a pizza together with friends who enjoy dipping their crusts and slices.
>>215354276How do you even come up with these
bit of ugly tranny posting is it this afternoon, then?
>>215354330Thanks chat gpt
>theres an 18 year old who just started at work, she keeps begging me to let her give me a prostate massage and a rimjob after work. I told her im 37 and it not right due to me wife but she has such long fingers and the minx is insistent
>>215354276obviously satire but still made by dick twinge thinking about this scenario
>>215354310>she
>>215354320Many people enjoy ranch and garlic sauces, particularly for dipping the crust. Some find that ranch dressing helps to cut the richness of a fatty or cheesy pizza, acting as a palate cleanser for the next bite. The dairy in ranch can also help balance the heat from spicy toppings like jalapeños.
>>215354320americans are fat slobs with no class or appreciation of quality
>>215354341it was googlechatgpt is much better>>215354360you won't understand good ranch until you try ityou only have
mad how red dragon (2002) is supposed to bet set like 10 years before the silence of the lambs (1991) and yet hannibal lecter looks about 10+ years older
>ranch dressing>palate cleanser
I don't even know what ranch is. Seen it in subway but the calories are like a full extra sandwich.
>>215354356it's considered quite rude to post AI slop responses in here
>>215354360you only have nasty bottle ranch or some other form of nasty prepackaged ranch in the united kingdom and so you can not understand how lovely the good ranch is :(
hanniballs smegter
A woman aged in her 30s was attacked by a group of men at the churchyard of St Mary's Church in Banbury during the early hours of Sunday morning, September 28.No specifics have been released on all men, or how many they are looking for, but police have confirmed one of the men is white.Rorke betrayed AGAIN he was convicted this was asylum seekers as there was a hotel nearby
>palate dressing>ranch cleanser
>>215354368white lass on the left looks severely clinically depressed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJX-Aj7wmkY
yanks probably think cola is a palate cleanser
>>215354405do not poo yourself all at once
>>215354401it's a buttermilk based dressing with garlic and herbsit's what cool original doritos are supposed to taste like>>215354410>>215354410nothing wrong with ranch dressing, i've had it home made, it just doesn't belong on a pizza
>>215354422he will say the victim is lying
>>215354430the effects of sitting next to Poley for extended periods
>>215354444
Yanks drink melted vanilla ice cream and call it coffee
this song is about the good ranch and eating the good ranch on pizza and how the people who haven't tried it don't understand it and they criticize unjustlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY
cleansing my palate with a bit of dettol
>>215354422so you're saying all asylum seekers are brown? sounds a bit racist mate.
Got called a filthy kafir in b&m bargains
>>215354459Probably>>215354481Yeah majority are brown and black.
french people eat raw frog and call it cuisine
>>215354500Lol
>>215354500why do they do that?
fuck off gingernonce
for me it's the JAVs where a hot girl shags some smelly ugly NEET in his dirty rubbish-strewn flat because I can self insert
mad that words from my brain typed into the computer with my fingers made a british man penis twitch in heated arousal. kinda gay
literally on my lunch break
>>215354532In another hour
got called a carpetbagger in Oddbins
gingernonce i hope you die genuinely
>>215354541You technically pleasured a manUM x
>>215354533why are all JAVs like that I don't want to see a cute japanese girl defiled by some fat old neet or yellow-teethed salaryman
Start getting money out of the banks lads.No to Digital ID.
5 hours into toil, fuck all done
>>215354577they're just generally vile people
was accused of being a glib ruffian in proximity of waterstones
>>215354541mad how i can post something and it appears on a random incel's monitor somewhere in new zealand as a (You) notification
>>215354583Alright I’ll get my £192 out that will show them
yanks hootin and hollerin every time they take a bit of their cheese pizza mayonnaise salad and shooting their guns in the air
>>215354583how you gonna get a new job
>>215354609alri moneybags
>>215354568https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGuGnCtUzJA
Is there a UK equivalent to AIPAC?
>>215354614
Birds are memes
>>215354577it's just another subgenre of the degradation/humiliation fetish, same as interracial porn. The pairing of high status girl with low status male is a popular one
>>215354631yeah the government
>>215354599i am not an incel
>>215354631labour friends of israel
>>215354641what about non flying birds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70E1B_5bimY
mad how I can call someone on the other side of the world a cunt in real time, what a time to be alive
>>215354641
>>215354674what a bloody drongo
>>215354500I eat frogs, I eat snails, I eat duck, I eat horse. I eat.
>A Taliban commander’s nephew granted refugee status in Britain can be joined by seven family members currently living in Turkey, an immigration judge has ruled.
imagine how boring the sky would be without birdsjust fucking sky and clouds what kind of cunt wants to look at that
I was once called a spurious urchin in WHSmiths
TJ Rorkler on the way to the new pizza joint that just opened in his city (population 300)
Heathertranny meltdown
You guys sleep with audio/video on the background?
>>215354698don't see why he should be barred just cos his uncles a twat
the exberg telling me about a rape nightmare she had once but I have to act like I don't think about that frequently with her
pulling intestines out me arse like that magician trick with the tied cloths
>TJ Rorkler
been very sick the past week or so lads, got no appetite, haven't had any solid foods and even if i drink water i just end up puking our diarrhoea-shitting it straight back out, hardly any pissing though strangely enoughmight got the cholera
>>215354732my audio of choice? the hum of the fridgevideo? inside of my own eye lids
>>215354698Reckon judges have bets with each other over who can do the shittest thing
>>215354739He should be barred because he's not white
Searching for posts that contain ‘dtfic’. 1765 results found.
what age do married couples typically stop having sex
>>215353914grim
>>215354739he should be barred for being a paki
poo test
>>215354773bosh
god reeves is so cringeLabour need to get someone charismatic who’s good at speeches
>>215354722Definitely the sort to order one of them adult Happy Meals they have in the US now
>>215354776
>>215354774link?
>>215354781yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il9nqWw9W3Ygood song this
/brit/ just isn't the same without alcohol
>>215354732I can't sleep without the sound of my fan, even in the middle of winter.
>Albanian cannabis crook was allowed to stay in UK when immigration judge ruled relationship with his wife might 'go cold' if he was kicked out of country
>>215354732sometimes I fall asleep watching the asmr gf
(◠‿◠)
Not being funny, but when can replace those German Jews in Buckingham Palace with REAL bri'ish royalty?
>>215354732no I hate any kind of noise or light when trying to sleep
>>215354732i live near a tram track and it's comforting to hear them whizz by.it was shut for a couple of months and the silence was odd.
>>215354845mad how most people feed their pets absolute slop and still call themselves 'animal lovers'
>>215354845Adorable dimwits
>>215354732Yes
>>215354847'enjoying' brit while drunk is the most depressing mental image of a person ever
>>215354879nice tummy i would like to touch and lick it
>>215354879David Beckham is literally a jew
We should challenge the media each time they say 'migrant crisis'. There is no migrant crisis. There is only a media crisis. The media are whipping up hysteria on a daily basis, and stirring fear and hate in our communities, and they are doing so completely un-challanged.
>>215354845the fabled rorkeychops and leftypops
>>215354850Never used to be an issue sleep with nothing on. But my friend found it weird that I slept in quiet so I started going to sleep to the radio and here we are.
baffling case>missing french girl who refuses to speak>police identify her as a different missing girl>parents believe it's her and the girl knows breton and the family pet's name>entire town believed it was her except a random farmer who shouted about being guilty then got sectioned>actual girl's body is found so police still don't know this girl's identity>girl then died without her identity being foundhttps://unidentified-awareness.fandom.com/wiki/Louise_Pauline
>>215354900lol fuck off
>>215354897if you only knew
the rapist community
I wonder what the numbers are for people who come here on a student visa then “claim asylum” when they are near the end of their degree
>>215354631Board of Deputies of British JewsThey're literally the reason Israel even exists
>>215354907as they were, so they are, and ever will be
Business idea: mainstream politicians just do normal stuff that most people like instead of weird stuff that everyone hates
>>215354899Nah mate, hear he has a forey that could hide at least 3 packets of pork scratchings
>>215354921
>>215354962tired, fatigued, exhausted
>>215354962I would rather walk 20 miles than get on that bus
>Police only release description of one suspect in Oxfordshire churchyard gang rape: Officers say they are looking for a 'white man' who was part of group - but fail to describe restapologise rorke
fella in a wheelchair outside. just sat there.
>>215354984why?
>>215354899yes he had all of his sons circumcised what an absolute freak
>>215354815Deeply unfunny
>>215354962The last brit c.2025
>>215354962Looks like an impacted colon, likely smells even worse
Queer Harmer
>>215354998to stay fit
>>215354991that was leftypol and just so you know he was shaking his head the whole timeat the woman
>>215354998Because I'm going home, not to the zoo
>>215354996is he getting drunk?
BEANS ON TOAST YES PLEASE DONT MIND IF I DO
my home is a zoo
>>215354991if they haven't found them how do they know their gender
>>215355047None of that woke rubbish
might move to China and open a pie and mash shop
>>215354991Will apologise when it's disclosed that he's not an import.
>>215354991Guarantee this white man is Albanian and came here on a boat
the maid has arrived
>>215355034don't think so
>>215355084get her shagged
Trumps America! Don’t let it become Farages Britain!
>>215355098hes a bloke
>>215355098don't think I will.
might have some lunch
>>215354996wheel him in and get him
>>215355116Get him shagged
Police car outside. Been nice knowing you, lads.
>>215355106>mentions sir poo barmer once>mentions farage 32 timesnigga wants to be PM but doesn't even know who the prime minister is right now
>>215355137um
renewing a poo
>>215355125
The Lib Dems: a party for people who find Keir Starmer too spicy
>>215355137get them shagged
>>215355106anyone notice how hard the whole "snake oil salesmen" thing is being pushed these days?
engaging a poo
shat myself in town because I forgot my id to use the toilet
>>215355185shut up you snake oil salesman
anyone ever spunked inside a vagina before?
>>215355212it's good oil
curtailing a poo
>>215355208Actually laughed reading this
>>215355217yeah
Mad how Farage is a normie neoliberal grifting as a right-winger but also he's going to holocaust brown people but nothing will change but you should be terrified of him but he's a total joke but he will personally kill you
Patience, humility, and forgiveness
>>215355217yeah that's how babies are made
>>215353975haha he's away. look at him go
>>215355217dangerous and downright stupid
ccorrrr pure bargain
>>215355183Did you see what that fascist did to that punch bag?? We can't have a psycho like that with his finger on the nuclear trigger.
>>215355217hopefully never!
>>215355250marks and sparks chads stay winning
>>215355250>19p for 6 slices of hamuhh i thought M&S was supposed to be tarq fuel
>>215355250Going to eat 60 mini sausages are you?
>>215355284gonna chuck em at tramps
>>215355217why would you ask this hereyou would either get non-serious answers of nonon-serious answers of yesserious answers of noand serious answers of yes (doubted and then promptly told to fuck off because it's either false or we don't care)
>>215355284catbergs will
>>215355298telling on yourself here, pal
>>215355250>2025>eating flesh
>>215355317yes i am one of the four options
>>215355295hohohohohohoho
Cup of tea down the hatch.
Reckon on some level I'm trying to get sacked
Might put a jumper on
>>215355217yes I lost my virginity this wayalso had a gf who was on the pill so could do it whenever I wanted if I chose tosadly I have not had sex in over a decade. maybe one day I will spunk in a vagina again
sitting naked with my arse over a missile silo for when it all kicks off
>>215354691
>>215355370better not fucking put the heating on for that, you little softarse
>>215355371was it nice
>>215355389I said a jumper you bellend
>>215354698We need a 20 July style purge.
>>215355370A bit nippy wouldn't you say?
Well, that's my week sorted ahah
>>215355402meet me outside hmv in ashford and i'll fucking deck you, mate. fucking deck you.
>>215355371i did the same because i didn't know what else to doa year later she complained that i just did that without warning or asking her. but she let me do it again the next day so you tell me who was in the wrong.
Interesting how the Wehrmacht was only forced to do the Hitler Salute after the 20th July coup failed.The long grey sleeves of the officer uniform made it look aesthetic.
i suffer in scotland
rorkerorkrorror
>>215355217Donated sperm so technically yesDon't have any children legally but know for a fact I have at least one biological child out there
>>215355425Is this a figure kit or a TCG deck?
>>215355217
>>215355441bro needs specsavers not a sex change
>>215355437Japs be likeror
>>215355438little rorke, doesn't know his dadbig rorke, he's just as bad
>>215355426I'll be there. Bring your pals
since iv started losing weight i piss like a race horse
Rorke claiming he hates transgender people while collecting hundreds of photos and videos of them
>>215355393not him but yeah it is
>>215355393the spunking was nice yeahdon't know how much I enjoy the actual sex-having part it all always felt very awkward to me and I'd just worry the whole time about what I was doing
new
>>215355456HOWLING
>>215355464japs be like: lorke
leftypol claiming whatever pops into his confused little mind must be true
>>215355456mum bring me the pictures of bradley walsh laughing
ohaiyo watashi wa lorke sama dess ~~pakees outu desu ne ^_^
>>215355555yeah?
business idea: specsavers except its therapy for early stage trannies and we're called sexsavers
Neighbours must think I'm doing some kind of experiment in which I see how much garlic smell they'll tolerate before confronting me about it. And I suppose, in a way, I am.
>>215355561group therapy for virgins would be a better one
rorke? the new? hello rorke?
>>215355584/brit/ mentioned
>>215355560Would
HR is just woman IT
>>215355560https://x.com/jk_rowling/status/1972600904185483427the queen doesnt miss
>brother left his wife last year>within 2 months had moved on to some 42 year old russian bird>hes got her pregnantgrim as fuck, honestly didn't even think women could get pregnant at that age poor kids gonna be spazzed the fuck out i bet
>>215355464>>215355516would be like like "urorku-san desu! ^_^"
Cockberg edition
>>215355647>>215355647>>215355647>>215355647>>215355647
>>215355644leftypol hurriedly booking an antarctic cruise
Rorke, where's the new?
