I was just called in for conscription but I can barely run 1 km without passing out
>>215354675don't they let you do some faggy community service shit instead
>>215354675they'll make you run in basic training
>>215354675tell the doctor, they let off conscription if you have valid cause to not serve
>>215354675here constipation is literally just 1 year old joke kek
>>215354675It's okay, everyone else will be forced to go the same pace as you. Worst case scenario they'll put you in the logistics with all the other fatsos.
>>215354675Your health will improve from the training.
>>215354675I'm exempt because of being ethnic minority
>>215354969cute
>>215354969>constipationLMAO kek conscription*
>>215354985Based, I thought I would fail the tests and not have to do this shit but they were so easy my grandmother could've passed it
Just tell the doctor you have intrusive thoughts about stealing ammo and get discharged like any non-stupid person would?
>>215355014are you a Filipina wife?
>>215355095No, but my wife is.
Im exempt due to bipolar disorder.
>>215355200psychiatrist saved your life
>>215354675honestly i was about the same when i started the army
>>215354675Ummm I heard from other Swedes that you can literally just refuse conscription on account of not wanting to do it so STFU
>>215355200BD1 or 2?
Make /int/ proud anon
>>215355294I don't really mind doing it, if I get tired I just sit down
>>215354675morbid obesity is an exemption in pooland
same when I startedconscription is shitmake the best use of itit is a gay-coded environment, many dick cheese sniffers, it is a good environment to get ripped.hit the gyms and make the gym your personality
>>215355294you can not go for religious or some other reasons, you have to do alternative service then
>>215355294They send you a letter with questions and one of the questions is a 1-10 on how much you want to do conscription. If you put a 1 you almost never have to do it.
>>215355042Constipation is a good name for it cause you're stuck with that shit instead of doing something useful.
>>215355555>55555
>>215354675Justy say you browse 4chan, they are probably going to send you back.
>>215354675Where and as what? Welcome to the Thanos world nigger
>>215354675Anon, Sweden is literally the easiest country to avoid conscription in... Just say you're racist or have suicidal thoughts during your evaluation. Not that you're gonna pass physical anyway. My youngest brother got sent home last year. Just said he was gonna turn the first gun he's handed on himself and they gave him a mental help pamphlet and sent him home.
>>215354675Im exempt due to -6.5 diopters eyesight
>>215354969Constipated for a whole year? Rough
>>215354675>early 2000's >get called in >hour long bus ride to the base >stand in line, wait to be evaluated physically and mentally >pass everything with flying colors >gather in the main hall, waiting to be assigned >names are being called up >"ANON ANONSSON" >see one of the older higher ranking dudes who is watching it all snap his head towards me like a bird of prey >he walks right up to me >"are you related to Anon Anonsson?" >he's my dad..? >"pure fury in the man's eyes >"get your shit and fuck off">get a bus ticket and go home >dad just laughs when I knock on the door late at night I still don't know the story there 20+ years later. But my dad saved my ass from conscription.
