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chebs
Rorke Lesnar
mad how rorke spelled backwards is rorke
no homo subedish
i will finally have an adult gf in 2026
Taxes going up in November.
Btw someone here runs a seasideMARK hate account on YT because I saw them talking about me and how I want my "dick cut off"
remember when i was growing up everyone used to say having kids at 30 is too late but now women think 30 is too young
ekroring
>I wouldn't want to see any of them threatened with loss of work, or violence, or death...>HoweverFucking hell Rowling it's only some actors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOYzfLS0dg0
Answered the door to JWs at the weekend thinking it was the postmanNervous young girl asked me if I thought there could be an end to all war and if so howFuck should I know
>>215355686are they wrong
>>215355690women are spastics
leftypol getting out of a social situation by looking down at his wrist and saying 'well will you look at the time'
Schoolboy, 13, arrested after four people hit hours apart by Range Rover in Lincolnshire - with serious injuries caused.
Is having a gf worth it? Sounds like a right old pain to be honest.
im getting an ear studbut which one is the gay ear? got to be careful, havent you
>>215355701Clearly they are because they abuse seasideMARK. That is an evil and morally bankrupt position to take.
>>215355700remove the you know whos
>>215355700was she cute
don't see how it is achievable to unironically have a gf
>>215355729Fuck that fat dickhead if I ever see him he’s getting knocked out
>>215355700They've got girls doing that now?
>>215355739Not really but her nervousness was endearing
So fucking staged lmao, corny ass labour jiggashttps://youtu.be/iO8nzu0JGtE
>>215355729he's a smelly fat wastemanhe's not a good person just because you find him funny sometimes
>>215355728dee snyders gone trans?
>>215355745I only have one ironically
/brit/ rn
Just tested positive for COVID haven't I, too busy to self-isolate but suppose I'll have to, bloody hell
>>215355747>>215355729>>215355767anyone have that video of where he went mental and started throwing stuff at a wall and people were saying good thing Clare wasn't there with him
>>215355680I for one will be glad to pay more of my hard earned income so that those poor people with ADHD and anxiety don't have to suffer through having their benefits cut.
>>215355796bit passé isn't it
deploy one of our finest female witnesses to rorkes smelly childhood home
>>215355686get it posted
>>215355700We should try to prevent war, but you don't need to believe in a magic sky wizard in order to make efforts to end wars
>>215355680We need to fill the Chagos black hole
Genuinely think there's some massive gender imbalance they haven't told us aboutEvery woman I know has a bf, every man I know is singleI know the answer is meant to be that Chad's fucking them all but there just aren't that many Chads, doesn't add up
>>215355781
>>215355680need to make sure are mark has enough money to get his organic shopping and booze on tap xx
>>215355796Why do you even bother just live normally unless you work at a retirement home (and even then, it's arguable)
Are Jevohas Witnesses allowed to have proper dirty sex or do they do the whole clothes-on lights-off thing
Just tested positive for leprosy
>>215355700hate those cuntsall other annoying sales people you can just keep a hand on the door and get them to leavebut some jv cunt stuck his fucking foot in the door
>>215355839i work in marketing and i'd say it's quite alarming how many 25-35 year old women are 'dont need no man girl boss' types
>>215355680all the immigrants need paying, feeding, and housing mate. dont be selfish
just tested positive for being a top lad
>>215355647how many threads do you even need every day
>>215355839Lots of ugly and mentally unstable women without men out there, they get shagged by boat people only.
>>215355834Mad that theres no pushback on that and its all fine with no repercussions for anyone involved
36 year old who's never shagged
>>215355843love brazilinas
>>215355859theres a term for it but i forgot what its called, basically they don't consider penetration as the sin but more so the act of moving your penis inside the vagina so they put their willy inside the fanny and get someone to jump on the bed not even joking
>>215355902my tinder bio in a few months
>>215355902are you this person?
>>215355839*big distended belly full of chads*it's a mistery
Koka vegetable noodles for lunch team
>>215355910pretty sure that's mormons not jw's
Romanian case: DROPPED due to LACK OF EVIDENCE.UK case: NO CHARGES due to LACK OF EVIDENCEUS cases: NO CHARGES due to LACK OF EVIDENCE.THE TATES ARE FREE
>>215355910It's called soaking and it's a myth
>>215355910lil timmy jumping on the bed lmao
>>215355910thats mormons. soaking and jump humping
Doing a work poo. The whole office will be stood up applauding me when I come back.
>>215355910you're joking
>>215355933koka between your legs constantly
>>215355940they're just fucking icky rorkeeven if there's no charges and the judges are corrupt anyway
gay porn. get it watched
>>215355940you know what good on them
>>215355957psianf
>>215355960Not brown enough for you?
Labourbergs doing a government challenge run where they have to do the opposite of what everyone wants
>>215355940this guy calls himself a billionaire and he’s wearing a t shirt with his meme coin on it to court? he and his brother are worth 5 million MAX
0% approval rating any% speedrun world record
>>215355982tis like a Saturday night takeaway script
>Devolution minister Miatta Fahnbulleh was overheard at Labour Conference speaking privately about efforts by authorities and mayors to levy a tourist tax on top of hotel bills:>“They are putting a very good case. They’re having a conversation with the department. They’re not going to get a rejection from MHCLG. It’s a question of persuading the Treasury.“Might have to cross L I V E R P O O L off the visit list if I'm going to get taxed for it
Labour doing a Pokemon Nuzlocke
>>215355940The one I've never seen before absolutely mogs the one they always talk about, incredible
>>2153559885 mil more than me
>>215355940Should be locked up for wearing those t-shirts. And no I wouldn't say that to his face
>>215355647MEEE!!! :D :D
>>215355988>this guy calls himself a billionairedoes he? when did he say that?
wagwan bluds
>>215356000> Miatta Fahnbullehfucking me sounds like one of those made up names you’d see on an episode of Brass Eye
Noticed an increase in transphobia here as of late
hate this board and only come here for gimmicks such as "poo seal"
ham's mad when you think about it
>>215355954we had an email sent to everyone last week telling us to please not block the toilets
>>215356043worrying isn't it :/
>>215356044why dont you just save a picture of poo seal and look at it when you like
i got into a scrap with andrew tate and his brother outside a club in london once and even though it was 2v1 i still beat them both without even spilling the kebab i was holding
>>215356044a man of taste
>>215356029wasagwarnin
The female fahnbulleh
>>215356044I only come here to see whimsical aussie posts
>>215356052So many Indians in our currently ongoing boriswave that my uni now has don't poo in the sinks signs
>>215356080https://youtu.be/LQCi8fKaPyY
>>215356026https://x.com/cobratate/status/1848649076746695130?s=46
telling the sandwich artist at Subway that my name is Mustafa Sarni
going to need some very cold white wine to shift this hangover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR21kcsZ7fI
Try and keep it down I'm having a nap
got to reschedule something HATE ringing up its SCARY I have social ANXIETY
>>215356092and you believe him? he's a grifter mate
>>215355940why is he bald but his brother isn't?
>>215356089hello bitch you scared of brown dudes takeing your women LOLstop lying about ‘poo’ it’s cringey and seems of insecure
>>215356092he's just saying he's on a path from broke to billionaire, not that he is now a billionaire
>>215356044grow up
>>215356114grown man btw
>>215356114Currently working up the courage to read an email haha what are we like eh
>>215356107AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
on a shock run to the cwc final in footy manager lads
>>215356114oh FUCKING GROW UP MAN
>>215356133ktim with a teams mesage
>>215356121sink shitting jeet
>>215356123Oh mate that was one example he’s literally called himself a billionaire thousands of times with a straight facehttps://x.com/cobratate/status/1876688507994841355?s=46
Boт мoй oбeд
grown men who post poo and are scared of using the phone lol
im a billionaire
>>215356075I'd cook up some poo seal edits rn if I weren't laptop posting
I’m going to be real but Indians are actually based as fuckThey don’t let women bitch them out and it shows
poo
>>215356123bizarre cope
>>215356175all the best ones have already been done lad
do not pass godo not post poo
>>215356163he's just lying mate, not that big of a deal
>>215356121Probably more scared about the hygiene issues you troglodytes bring
Being famous actually sounds like a nightmareDon’t know why people strive for it in life
NEW: GPs are threatening to strike if the NHS requires them to allow patients to book appointments online [@Telegraph]Mfs look for any reason to strike
Video-based social media has destroyed the normies
Always knew you fucks were all inbred, but now your health services are encouraging it?
>>215356234
>>215356234is this realI know it’s about inbred pakis but is that article real
>>215356234DO NOT look up the ethnoreligious background of these cousins
>>215356261Yh
>>215356184Doing the needful and defending your countrymen are we
Social Anxiety:>/brit/'s advice:just grow up>Chat GPT's Advice:Social anxiety isn’t a sign of immaturity or weakness, and you can’t just “grow out of it” the way you might outgrow a hobby or a pair of shoes. It’s more like a set of learned responses in your nervous system that you can retrain over time.Here’s what often helps:1. Shift the self-blameFeeling anxious in social settings isn’t a personal flaw; it’s your brain’s threat system being overly sensitive. Just realizing “this is my nervous system, not my character” can reduce shame and pressure.2. Gradual exposure, not avoidanceInstead of trying to “jump in” all at once, gently push your comfort zone in tiny steps. For example:Start with a small, low-stakes conversation (like greeting a cashier).Practice making eye contact or asking a question in a safe environment.Slowly increase the challenge when the previous step feels easier.This builds confidence and teaches your body you’re safe.3. Learn calming skillsGrounding exercises (deep breathing, box breathing, or 5-4-3-2-1 sensory grounding) before or during social situations can lower the “fight-or-flight” response.4. Challenge anxious thoughtsSocial anxiety often comes with harsh self-criticism (“They’ll think I’m weird,” “I’ll embarrass myself”). Practicing reframing (“I’m doing my best,” “Most people are focused on themselves”) gradually weakens these patterns.5. Get supportTherapy—especially CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy) or exposure therapy—is very effective for social anxiety. Group therapy or support groups can also help because you practice in a safe environment.6. Practice self-compassionYou’re already showing courage by talking about it. Treat yourself as kindly as you’d treat a close friend going through the same thing.
>>215356278I only trust Mouse MD
>>215356256fucking state of them
fuckkkk I need some brutal cbt to help with my social anxiety
>>215356278chatgpt needs to grow up
>>215356256the amerimass
>>215356278Well said
>>215356278Nah it sort of is doe
any gay homosexuals in?
Mad how people just feel totally comfortable airing their political opinions at toil
>>215356314maaaaate I was just about to post that, no not me
>>215356261It’s real, behind a paywall thohttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/09/28/nhs-supports-first-cousin-marriages-birth-defect-risk/
>>215356256lol
>>215356340Wild people invented a sport even more boring than baseball
>>215356295Language
>Emma Watson says she still loves JK Rowling despite rift over trans viewshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gvp18xe17o>Rowling dismisses Watson as 'ignorant' over trans rights rowhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr7012ryvyyoWow, JK Rowling is a nasty piece of work
>>215356000the entire coastline is going to vote reform lol
>>215356349JK Howling
any straight heterosexuals in?
>>215356231>noooooo you MUST call first thing as the line opens and listen to an engaged tone 500 times before you get through to the receptionist who says we're fully booked
>>215356340Don't know cricket, was this good or not?Can you put it in Pokemon terms?
no bank holidays in september, october or november. what a shit country.
>>215356349Genuinely respect Rowling for sticking to her guns even if she’s retarded and has irredeemably retroactively ruined her life’s work with retarded twitter posts establishing canon
>>215356349
>>215356349i like how shes kept her stance on that deranged freakish ideology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca44jkN1Uvs
>>215356378We have Columbus Day coming up, getting to take these random holidays off is why I love working at a bank
right that really isn't on
>>215356370yh
>>215356378Unironically my first act as PM would be to have a bank holiday every month, give all the countries each other's days off for unity as well
>>215356383Just got off the phone with her, she said she's honoured to have your respect
>A controversial statue of pioneering doctor Dr Elsie Inglis is being recommended for approval in Edinburgh by council officials.>Campaigners have spoken out against the plans claiming the statue should have been designed by a woman and say there should be a plaque explaining her family wealth is linked to the slave trade.Fucking hell do these cunts ever have a day off?
Hey Niko, let's go JK Bowling
>>215356430Tell her to post her chebs for the lads on /brit/
>>215356437hero
>>215356440Someone's paying them to whinge about shit like this all day apparentlyWish I could get paid for whingeing
>>215356437need a rorkette gf
>>215356437What's he done that for the?
>>215356402are you a paedophile?
Remember like 15 years ago when you'd hear about some leftypol nonsense and predict how bad things were going to get in the future and then get told not to be silly because nothing like that would ever happen
>>215356373It hit at the heart of the disagreement between Australia and England view on the spirit of cricket. for Australia it is a 100% unforced error with no deception so nothing wrong with it. For England it was unsporting because fat Johnny wasn't trying to get an advantage
Want to sleep...
>>215356430coincidentally i've just gotten off the phone with her telling me she's upset you've called her a nasty piece of work
;-)
>>215356506Erm she was waving a flag racistly
>>215356536piss
Women at toil be like:>What are you doing tonight?Bitch it's a Monday in September I'm doing fucking nothing
>>215356516Give me an example of anything that actually came true you cant
JK Rowling rn
>>215356516now people use your country as an example of how bad things can getBut I also don't think that can happen here because nothing bad has actually ever happened here so it would be weird if it did
>>215356516Leftypol has time on xir’s sideXix just needs to discredit normal rationale fears long enough for britain to be a brown police statewhy does zim do it? Nobody knows; it’s probably a kink and it enriches the Rothschilds
still don't get the ai generated drinks thing
>>215356516mad how its worse
>>215356529I said nothing of the sort so I'll be writing a strongly worded email
>>215356554doing fucking nobody as well
Why am I not French
>>215356554You're supposed to say, "you!"And then later that day she jumps on your willy.
>>215356554I'll be having a cheeky wank after a couple of cold ones
>>215356569schizophrenics are invariably repetitive and boring, just report and ignore
>Women at toil be like: What are you doing tonight?
I'm 33. I'm in my prime. I look younger than zoomers.
>>215356585Well you see the Je-ACK
>>215356554she wants to fuck, get her snagged
be big clem
Why am I not Australian?
mad how much m&s and waitrose fruit mogs the runt supermarkets
urgh fannies disgusting. smell like fish.
>>215356605>eating PIZZA
>>215356607has anyone actually explained why zoomers are aging like utter shit? someone must be held accountable for this
Rorke's done them with his flag gimmique
grew up and rang to reschedule. they said no. despite it being 3 weeks away.thanks /brit/
I can post the fodenbunnies
>>215356629>waitrosenot on the same level as marks and below sainsburys
>>215356639They’re fat and retarded
>>215356637*punches desk*what the fuck ever
>>215356637keep it on facebook next time
>>215356639it's just women doing make up to try and look like instagram filters men age normally
>>215356637
>>215356637ADONBILIVIT
raping my arse with a hulk fist
>>215356639Their mothers were 30 when they had them.
Watching an episode of a panel show from 2012 is like receiving a transmission from a parallel universe
>>215356639they don't booze or smoke which are actually good for you
>>215356674>men age normallyno we're not
>read news story about people dyingunmoved, do not bat an eyelid>read story about lewis hamilton's dog dyingeyes get a bit watery at the thought of someone saying goodbye to doggo
>>215356637aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this
>>215356626If you were Aussie you'd be the biggest sick cunt ever mate :)
>>215356637STAY OUT OF MY NOGGIN
>>215356716You're a Tony Soprano, a sociopath. Grow up.
Lass I know is getting a boob lift at 26Needs it as well
woman at my kid's tummy time class just told my mrs that she's switching her baby to bottle feeding because you can't be breastfeeding within 2 months to have IVF, she's fucking 46that poor bastard baby that's already here being forced onto slop because their selfish mum wants to pump out another that'll barely be out of her twenties before her parents are invalids
What does it mean to be the "meat in a sandwich?"Is it the same as being in bed with a bender?
verifying my BIN files before installation
>>215356506he hates youhe wants you deadhe wants your children raped and he thinks its funny
Being expected to have opinions on the Strictly lineup
>>215356771Thank you fitgirl
>>215356786"its fucking shit*should be your only opinion
>>215356372I guarantee if they resort to an online booking system it'll be full for months due to boriswavers
made a shock run to the cwc final on footy manager only to lose on pens heartbroken lads
>>215356755Wow geriatric pregnancy starts at 35 and vastly increases the chances of birth defects, autism and retardation , her kids are fucked
>>215356741you better show a bit more respect, or we're gonna have a problem
Doing the Boriswave
>>215356819Your mum having you at 57
>>215356834ascrem
>>215356554Speak for yourself Pub quiz for me
>>215356834It’s true, that’s why I’m a Reddit autist
The Blackpilled & The Furious
>>215356639Blue light exposure I reckon plays a bit part of it
Richie is P E A K Sopranos Characters and you know it.
Women at toil complaining about the price of things they're not interested in buying
My mum was 25 when she had me, explains why I'm such a chad
>>215356554not true though is it?you know what you're going to do which is loiter around the internet meaninglesslyyou just don't want to admit it
>>215356714only because they turn into women
>>215356709For every person who lives past 100 and has smoked, there's millions of those who died early, so nah
>>215356882don't "know it", actually, because I'm not overweight nor foreign
Housemate stormed out and has disappeared for over an hour because I am racistI criticised Muslims and he said>so all Muslims are bad thenYes>every single oneYes, they worship a man they believe had sex with a 9 year old so they are bad>ERM ackshually catholics had sex with a bunch of little boys too do you hate themYes they also worship some noncey foreign ideology >sorry I actually can'tThen he stormed out of the houseAnyway, just had a poo
>>215356819My mum had me at 40Suspect it could play a part in what a cretin I am
Mum was 38 when she had me and my dad was 46
my mum had me at 23 and i still ended up retarded
>>215356889Mine was 21
>>215356349>Emma watson backtracks her previous strong condemnation of the woman who made her a multimillionaire now the political climate is less favourable to trannies>Rowling says she's entitled to disagree with her beliefs but she doesn't accept her apologyWow, Emma Watson is a nasty piece of work
>>215356882I'm not building Beansie a ramp
sorry I actually can't
Funny how everything went to shit after Jimmy Saville diedSomehow the hold he had on establishmentstein kept things just about together
Gfberg is 28Need to sling one up her within the next 7 yearsCan't see it happening desu
>>215356563https://www.youtube.com/shorts/b8smFo36KNw
>>215356928explains a lot
RUN LITTLE MAN.ICE MAN COMETH
>>215356974Send her my way haha
>>215356914Had a dream last night I fell out with my flatmate for being racist
>>215356974you don't NEED to reproduce you know
imagine thinking that was worth posting
>>215356819Mum had me at 40, explains why I'm a misshapen autistic spastic kissless loser still single and depressed in his 30s
Crazy how if all trannies vanished over night, by next week you'd still be a broke bitch, just a little pawn to the capitalists in London getting rich and screwing over all your hopes and dreams
>>215357001had a dream last night where i asked
You lot better not be posting without your digital ids in here or I’m sucking Starmer on ya
>>215357014Yeah but I wouldn't have to see your shite posts here anymore which would be a net positive in my life
>>215356995British authorities running after immies in an attempt to wank them off
mum was 24 when she had me yet i still came out autistic fuck sake
>>215356755People seriously under estimate the effect age has on offspring. This trend of people having kids later in life will literally make the most autistic generations ever seen going forward
>>215356995He will live to see another delivery
>>215357014don't think people's problems with trannies are economic
>>215357030*sparks you clean the fuck out*didn't see that in your dream did you
>>215357006i would absolutely adore a few daughters
>>215357014Alri Super Hans
>>215357014world would be a better place though
>>215357030
>>215357074can't say this kinda thing on 4chan without coming across as a ' mate
>>215357030done him>>215357073you're done
>JimmyTheGiantGet this cunt on my recommended every now and thenEvery video seems to be "the UK is shit" for foreigners to gush over and "the billionaires are the problem" for leftymongsSometimes his dog of a wife makes an appearance as well
>>215357030hwlng
>>215357074
3pm walk
>>215357116buy an ad
think I have a blood clot bit worried
Need to go to the shops but have to wait until 16:00 pm as going around 15:00 pm means all the nonce kids will be about
>>215357116You can hide recommendations
>>215357158don't think any gps visit /brit/ m8
>>215357149You're mentally ill
>>215357119Do any of you lot actually watch the Chase? My family do
>>215357172Scared they'll catcall you?
>>215357203>>215357203>>215357203
>>215357172The nonce kids?
what he means is he's worried he'll try noncing the kids
