jane asher?
>>215357203Barely knew her hahaha
coach, maybe the helicopter is made of chocolate
Veal Parmesan sandwich? FUCK. YOU.
>>215357229makes sense, but why?
https://x.com/hikingshawtylovely lass
>>215357229Wild that if you say you don’t like tattoos an army of leftypol virgins shows up and seethes
>gave a girl the ick after telling her I was trying a recipe with pigs trottersWtf, she's European, I thought they were supposed to be all about nose to tail cooking
"hmm yes that is wild" he says, stroking the greying hairs on his chin "what is also wild is that I do not care"
killing zulrah on old school runescapewonder if mousenonce would be impressed by my kc
thinking about the white societal trauma inflicted upon Black and Brown bodies
Depicting the biomass as endermen is very funny
>>215357267Sounds peng
Don't know why I'm so tired all the time but what I do know is I want it to stop
>>215357272she seems a bit racist
Reckon the leftypolfu would fuck orange man given the chance
Feeling... curious..
wonder if sacked tranny is still gigi
>>215357431Yh I am
The buggers. Send them back.
I need a philly cheese steak and some head ong
>>215357272>shawtyshe's blacked isn't she
>>215357450The fucking Paki bastards. Get them gone.
>>215357478Corr imagine how many tower blocks of Somalis you could get on there
>>215357394love that for her
maybe your "mental health" and you being tired all of the time is because youre taking hormones
shaking my booty on the bakerloo line
maybe dont go take a medicine every day forever and expect to feel like ok
currently doing a poo
i take medicine every day and I feel okay (thanks to the medicine)
>>215357569>>215357542Fuck off honestly nobody asked
having a poo
nobody asked if the tranny was feeling ok today or more like what made up self imposed shit they have wrong with them today
>>215357589She won't shag you mate
Me? Gay.
taking medicine to feel better (a balanced diet and regular exercise)
got the chips in the air fryer and the chase on
What's your first name, lads?
>>215357638You can’t fry with air
>>215357638the chase isn’t on at 3 in the afternoon
if you wake up every day and can post on 4chan about how you dont feel good today because of some shit then maybe stop taking fake hormones maybe thats the reason your life sucks
>>215357644Mohammed
Naming my first born Lysander
>>215357644Mohammad
>>215357644Benjamin but everybody calls me Benjo because I have a banjo and my name is Benjamin
>>215357495>>215357394something wrong with the both of youshe's a relatively normal christian girl living in the middle of nowhere near leeds
>feel sad >take drugs>feel happySomehow the Jews will say drugs are bad for you tho
Anyone here ever tried starting their own YouTube Channel / Twitch stream?I did about 10 years ago, made £180 over a couple of years but realised how much work it was and how little the payout was. Could have stuck it out and it might have got somewhere but I had other ambitions instead.
>>215357644Muhammed
>>215357656>>215357677>>215357679doxxed
>>215357685drugs for the demented king of America not for thee pissants
>>feel sad >>take drugs>>feel happy
>>215357685thought jews loved drugs?
>>215357644mehmet
>>215357691No but I genuinely reckon I could do itFollow some niche channels who get views in the tens of thousands and they make enough for it to be their job
>>215357644Juan
been reading through the old nice to see a few freaks got sent flying
>>215357644Keir
>>215357723wtf is thom yorke doing there
maybe you dont have friends and arent liked at work or whatever probably fake shit you do with your time, because you probably go in every day and start the morning/evening with "wow I feel so tired today" every day
>>215357682what does she look like
>>215357691Used to make Runescape quest guides and various guides for Adventure Quest and Dragon FableMy RS videos had tens of thousands of views and my AQ/DF videos weren't doing too bad eitherDidn't earn a penny then my account got hacked and turned into some advertisement channel for vietnamese shit
gymtoil in t-minus 30 minutes
digital id
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42adt9U-1Q0papa meat new video is about bugchasing (AIDS)
steam sale today lads get in!
Exgf looking absolutely peng dressed up in a slutty dress saying we need to hangout more
>>215357812same lad might see you there (probably not since it's my home gym)
>>215357836What's the sale theme?
>>215357836I'll just pop the kettle on and get it for free aha x
Still howling at this deer coming and staring at Mark while he remains completely oblivious
>>215357827watch this video for information about bugchasing !
just seen this on linkedinthis is rage bait or summat, right?companies aren't actually like this?
>>215357691I could do it but I'm already making shitloads out of IT
>>215357827>>215357836buy an ad
>>215357894think its satirical mate
how can I losy my belly fat I can run 1h a day and I go to the gym sometimes not consistent weight's come off but belly is still the same
>>215357885I was surprised it went that close to him with the music playing. The background area in that video looked beautiful. I wish I lived closer to nature.
2020.Twas a wild year.
I wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe until there cannot be a molecule of poo remainingthen afterwards at any given point in the day I can wipe my ass and turn the paper brownnot on is it and not fair
>>215357771doesn't post her face
Monday night goonsesh planned
>>215357894that's definitely genuine, I work with him
might attempt one set of 30 bodyweight pull-ups laterPR is 27
>>215357885didn't know we had wild deer thought we'd only have them on farms and that
>>215357394>dude....let stone fence and barren field with no life!Literally why? Its literally NOTHING
>>215357836Get in lads, what are you getting?
he was talking about it yesterday though
>>215357894>Alex Dick
>>215357924Never happened Rorke
why does labour's fake patriotism piss me off so much lads
>>215357272she sounds retardedhttps://x.com/hikingshawty/status/1971632921770709161
Bring back hanging.
>>215357922you live in shropshire you mong basically the outback
>>215357945get it paved!
socially distanced, of course
>>215357931mighy start wandering around yorkshire trying to bump into her :)
>>215357922Animals are very intuitive, I believe that deer knew mark has a gentle soul and can be trusted>>215357943Have you have left London or something?
>>215357980>It's not real>You know it's not real>They know you know it's not real>You know they know you know it's not real
>>215357894are you auatistic
'member that webm of a lad shagging a deer
>>215357993I don't drive so it's hard to actually get out into the countryside
>>215357995these peoplethese are the 90% that should go die to save the world (otherwise and/or usually I am against "depopulation" theory)
to be fair I used to take double or even quadruple my break time just sitting in costa. the reasons:-I still got all my work done anyway and done well-they deliberately gave me 15 minutes less of a shift to ensure I only get a 30 minute break instead of an hours break so they can go fuck themselves
>>2153579451000x more soul than any forest desuOnly branch-swinging shitskins can't appreciate open landscapes
>>215357999onya rapelad
>>215358012>auatistic
>>215358011but do they know that I know that they know that I know that they know that I know?
Going outside to bang pots and pans for are NHS
>>215357304not zoomers
>>215357995dumb crossposter>>>/pol/517560660
>>215357995Rorke never did recover from this one
>make it loud... activate the 5G coronavirus BIOS chip so they bang ze pots and pans
>>215357995could fit plenty of biomass battery farms there
>>215358017you could join walking club and get lifts might be a good waybut i sympathise if you just want to be alone it is more difficult
2020 leftypol shouting at his neighbour for not banging his pot loud enough
Shropshire isn't very populated and doesn't have a single city but it's well known and respected for it's beauty.The counties that are forgettable and have nothing of note are the ones in the south central area like Berkshire, Wiltshire, Hertfordshire etc. Couldn't name a single settlement in them.
during the peak of the pandemic while I worked at tesco I used to walk to work in my uniform and random lefty looking men would do like a chest pat and raised fist salute at me and say respect
BULLDOZE STONEHENGEBUILD WALKABLE MIXED-USE COMMUNITIESGIVE THEM TO BOAT PEOPLE
get your cousin married rorke
>>215357995>>215358082Kenya used to look like this...
>>215358082get it covered with biomass STAT
leftypol really wants to house more immigrants more than they want to protect the local wildlife
>>215358082the sheer fucking entitlement, we don't have to or need to take anyone in so we certainly don't need to TEAR SHIT DOWN TO MAKE ROOK FOR THEM HOLY SHIT
>>215358082So why do they have to come there instead of staying wherever they are exactly
>>215358033It used to be all forest but your island chopped all the wood down because you are retarded.>>215358031In the future, the world will be one giant automation and everything will be concrete and metallic, and only exist to make the richest people even more richer. Get used to it bucko
>>215358106oh my days, same... not Tesco, but I was treated like some sort of hero
what's your favorite teevee show lads
orange = simpspurple = chads
>>215357983be nice
there are too many autistic white girls in this country
>>215358100Yeah not like Stonehenge is in Wiltshire or anything
>>215358138opinion disregarded because you are black and malicious
>>215358176Not a city is itShe’s preemptively done you
>>215358132Great job getting angry and a clearly fake post, super sleuth.You have the IQ of a cow.
get the peak district completely flattened and get the boat people flats built on it right now
>>215358147Womensteins demanding we import millions from the purple countries
>>215358138>It used to be all forest but your island chopped all the wood down because you are retarded.It hasn't been forest for literally thousands of years because we have a long history of agriculture and development.
>>215358100Never heard of Reading or Swindon?
Windsor is in Berkshire and they've got a lego land so...
>>215358140meanwhile we would have meetings at work where our managers assure us we are NOT key workers and shame us for catching covid and isolating if we did, and also try and suggest as hard as possible without outright saying so that we just come in anyway if we had it. then we had to show proof of vaccination after returning and if you hadn't been vaccinated you didn't get sick pay.
>>215358138You need lots of wood to build a global empire
got me flute out
>>215358202He probably thinks it was still all forest until the industrial revolution
I want to be a salarymanI want a salaried wage
>>215358195corr get the trans-pennine conurbation foundedget the fires of mount doom stoked
Remember when Leicester won the league
>>215358282based
When I worked at Greggs during the pandemic this one lad I worked with got really upset if more than 3 people were in the shop at a time because of the risk of COVID and one time be stormed out to the area behind the shop and started rolling in the mud crying and screaming because too many people were in the shop
I hate how British people can't admit their island fucking sucks. Geography, weather, nature, animal life, etc. IT SUCKS. Little picturesque stone fences over green hills with sheep exists in literally every country
>>215358307never happened rorke stop talking about it
In China they have a pig farm that is 26 stories high.
>>215358326yank melty
lining up all my cheeses to decide who will go in the cheese toastie and knocking them out one by one until Red Leicester wins the toastie league
>>215358316that lad's name? sacked tranny
>>215358316
we've been done rorke bros
>>215357956nothing french I hope haha x
>>215358352women must be destroyed
>>215358326circumcised post
>>215358344could imagine this happening in an episode of bottom or men behaving badly
>>215358326seethe on lad
fill more boatsgrant more visasmake sure they have dependents we will save the whole world
Don't really see how we were done just there
>>215358344*surreptitiously adds a portion of my smeg into the mix*
>>215358352White fucksBrown bucks
:)
>>215358380it's not real bruce
>>215358380brilliant post
>>215358082Get everything beautiful paved over and made into 15 minute cities for the feckless, gormless biomass
leftypol has a dream
>>215358416my point still stands
Remember Dele Alli
>>215358421its not real, neville
>>215358326You got to admit though that anglosaxons have been the most successful ethnic group in the last 1500 years.What they achieved from that small rainy island no other people in the world came even close to.
what would you do if the internet was destroyed
>>215358432remember he did a live interview crying cause he got raped lol
>>215358336>capacity to slaughter 1.2m pigs a yeargrim. no need for that build a 26 story lentil farm
>>215358380
it is, in fact, very real
>>215358441rebuild it
>>215358336Got loads in America, they call them office blocks though
>>215358440No I don't got to admit that lol. Because it's not true lol. Proxy off, Nigel
>>215358472SNORTING AND OINKING
>>215358432said he got raped or something was crying he knew his football career was over by then but bad people told him to go the rape victim for publicity route
>>215358472
>>215358472done and fucking dusted
embed gliborbig elm bed
>>215357995Yeah, get it all paved over.Can't grow foodPotato Famine Mark 2The Irish deserve what they get desu
>>215358476fuck up you whiny fat freak
>>215358326>Little picturesque stone fences over green hills with sheep exists in literally every countrynot true btw
>>215358472I don’t get itWe don’t put pigs in office buildings
>>215358472yelping
Never drinking again went out on sunday and ended up talking so much bollocks saying that english people are soft compared to irish and they wouldntnt have lasted in an irish school and the guy turned to walk away then swung back round,hit me so hard my eyes went into the back of my head that I almost bump myself on top of the head to knock em back down and carry on swinging, I started WINDMILLING at the cunt and he was bobbing and weaving like he knew how to fight, he put me in a headlock trailed me over the table thru a load of pint glasses and im punching up trying to catch him and while he has me in this headlock he MAKES HIS OWN SOUND EFFECTS and goes BAAAAAAAAM and hits me in the face so fucking harddd its not even funny my ears are still ringing and then I hear somebody shouting fucking smash him and his mates come in start fuckin leathering me and then one of them goes stamp on his dick and i started actually screaming and they ran off
>>215358476Irish diaspora spotted
>>215358472that's them done
yeah I'm not reading a single letter of that mate
blogpost better /brit/
deeply unfunny thread
>>215358524ancient pasta
Look who just came out of his cave!
Rorke speechless
>>215358577heh
>>215358532Read that again, but more slowly, and think about it.....You basically just self owned yourself? Didn't you just admit that it was the Irish race doing all the cool shit in the New World and the gay little Englishmen pretending it was all them?
>>215358239Why is the UK so dystopian? Is it really like the US but without the good pay?
well well well Rorke
>>215358476Your country, the most prosperous to ever exist, was created and idealized by these men who took immense pride in their anglosaxon heritage and considered themselves englishmen despite being in the US for a few generations already.England created the United States.
just seen a post that is disrespectful of other cultures
Going to be doing the Circle Line pub crawl tomorrow on my own because I have no friends or gf and I'm 33 years old and have to take my holidays from toil before I lose them. Will regularly update throughout the day with a picture of the pint and the pub im at. I've been told its a dangerous expedition and will mean at least 30 pints throughout the day but i reckon i could do it
>>215358524Average pub outing
>>215358580leftypol's barely hidden contempt for the working class episode no. 825184645
Bit fucking much
Dollhouse is bumpin today Nice to see you having fun :)
>>215358626forgot pic
>>215358632that's the salaryman life I want
>>215358620>gang rape >white man (singular) hmm
Jayden Muller-Sanchez from Eugene, Oregon telling everyone in Dublin he's 1/32 Irish
>>215358620the good samaritan is brownprobably from the migrant hotel
>>215358664grow up
>>215358643it's weird how very obsessive they get about this one issuelike, I'm sure all the labour / tory toffs all hate working class whites too, but unlike leftists i doubt they keep fucking going on about it all of the time
you never hear about the bad samaritans do you
>>215358664Oh my days get a job nigga
>>215358626Not really. That's...kind of fucking stupid actually. Did you get kidnapped by bonobo monkeys as a child? Did a coconut hit your head? Geez , because that's stupid as fuck, honestly.I'd explain it to you in greater detail but I really don't want to waste my time
Well, that's my week sorted ahah
>>215357940you ever have lats so big that you can fly, are half repping or weigh like 5 stone
https://strawpoll.com/LVyK2GM05Z0Whos the most pathetic poster
>>215358647>In a moving victim impact statement, Marshall’s owner described how her eight-year-old daughter, who has ADHD, was “crying and terrified” after seeing what had happened.why would they show the girl the video of her cat being smashed into a wall>Marshall, the cat, has also started gaining weight because he is too frightened to go outside, the court was told.>The owner said the incident had worsened her own anxiety and caused financial strain, with £438.34 in vet bills, £220 in lost earnings. The initial £70 for treatment had to come out of the family’s food budget, the court was told.
>>215358748either****
>>215358732Is this a figure kit or some kind of TCG deck?
Why would you want to be Irish
>>215358647ffs rorke just leave it yeah? he clearly has mental health you cock womble
>>215358732Grow up mate
>>215358776When are you going to end your sad mistake of a life you paedo tranny freak?
>>215357945Well because youre not english you wouldnt understand would you? Thats the whole point
>>215358776It says starter deck on the front you illiterate spastic
>>215358610>Didn't you just admit that it was the Irish race doing all the cool shit in the New World and the gay little Englishmen pretending it was all them?No?
>>215358732Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles for me
They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs
>>215358795can i just say i am a huge fan of your accelerationist agitation strategy and the dedication you put in to it.
>>215358776>Gundam Card Game>Starter DeokWhat do you think
>>215358776This shit is boringBring back the pure satire
>>215358620"white man"Guarantee he's Albanian
What a neek lolBradders is clearly a shagger
I will not eat the bugs
Any countersemites in?
>>215357350veal is little baby cows but i eat lamb so i suppose i can't judge
bro really thinks he's accelerating anything by spamming /brit/ lmfao
>>215358846woah the chasers are autistic? crazy
>>215358846He married his first cousin
>>215358846looks a bit like a burn victim doesn't he
The court was told Newey claimed he swung the cat after it bit him, saying the rope was already around its neck.Judge Apted told Newey: “I find your account, that you acted after being bitten, implausible. The evidence shows sadistic behaviour. This offence clearly crosses the custody threshold.”However, the judge accepted Newey’s age, immaturity and troubled upbringing as mitigation.Alongside the suspended jail term, Newey must complete 150 hours of unpaid work, 25 rehabilitation sessions, and is banned from keeping animals for five years. He should also pay £658 in compensation, £154 surcharge and £85 in prosecution costs within nine months.LMAO judge really said I know you're still lying, talking utter bollocks and did some sick fuck sadistic shit but ahh fuck it, you're 18 go home lad
>>215358846looks like a cross between graham linehan and charlie kirk
>>215358829me? an army of LLM accounts going round to current events posts and replying to the conservative accounts that none of it is real
>>215358874chad
The year 2005what happened there
>>215358883This shit is boringBring back the pure satire
more people would vote for magpies because I told them to
>>215358846didn't he marry his cousin
>>215358846Looks like a model of primitive man
>>215358814Why are you buying this when you can emulate the same game that's been out for 30 years you daft cunt
>>215358901
>>215358896This shit is boringBring back the pure satire
>>215358901doesn't count the ones that are deletedinsane
His meltdowns are a lot easier to trigger nowadays I guess he really misses him :/
>>215358814Only game i have emulated on my phone
>>215358894i seem to remember a lot of women started buying ipods and taking up jogging that year
>>215358909Why wouldn't I? It's the best game ever made and I own several copies already.
that strawpoll really did him in
mad how that bloke was arrested for tweeting the letter 'N' because the police thought he was going to spell 'nigger'
i have noticed that the british people really do not look distinctive and could blend in in most places in europe it is only things like chav girl makeup or cole palmer looking gingers with bowl cuts that set us apart
>>215358901All me
>>215358959the chav girl makeup thing exists in scandinavia and the netherlands too for some reason
>>215358814shit game I played in my youth and would always get to one bit near the end and could never get past it. felt like you had to set up one specific way to complete the game which is neeky bullshit
>>215358959cole palmer is milky black
The year 2006what happened there
would you rather have a son or a daughter?if you have a daughter she might grow up to be a slag but if you have a son he might grow up to be an incel or a tranny or something
2008 that was the last time i kissed a girl. felt her bum as well.
>>215359005i pray i never have a daughter
corrr imagine having a daughter
>>215358994yeah i know he’s an octoroon or something but that general look he has with the haircut is very british
>>215358647Teenagers with these bumfluff chocolate milk moustaches are always wrong'uns
One thing I missed out on was working in a supermarket and wearing the christmas outfits that they wear
>>215359005this question can never be discussed seriously on 4chan
>>215359012Saturday night for me
hate dogs so fucking much you can't even imagine
>>215359017why not lad? if you raise her well she might become one of the good foids
>>215358846mark "the beast of bodmin moor" labbett
Cuddleberg be cuddling
>>215359059muslim detectedi know normal people who dislike dogs but it is people with actual hate towards them that are definitely brown
>>215359005Daughters can grow up to be trannys too
>>215358927I does though
>>215359005will never have to worry about either since I'm a incellious slug creature
There's nothing stopping you from marrying your cousin
>>215359090ktim
>>215359081Lots of russians hate/fear dogs because they have feral street dogs there
>>215359120>>215359120>>215359120
>>215359108It isn’t legal in most states here
>>215359115yet when I apply the same logic to things I get called racist
leftypol marrying his cousin to own rorke
>>215359090lol I'm like this (lilt)
>>215359086not really though, all internet trannies are mtfs and the ftm ones will grow out of it when they hit 30 and realise they can't get a boyfriend, whereas the mtf ones are just horrible incels who never stood a chance and will kill themselves
>>215359132should be for the people to decide anyway tbqh
>>215359132who the fuck asked
>>215359115those russian dogs take the train and look like good lads
I should buy more shelves. the best thing that I bought was a bookcase shalf thing
