donovan
true
donner van
is there a big city anywhere in the 1st world that isn't a shithole
seagulls are the biggest litterbugs in britain but i love them anyway because theyre cheeky
>>215361317sexo them all (if legal age)
>>215361327depends how you define first world
>>215361327shanghai
ah yes another episode of foreigner has big opinions on the state of Britain and relies entirely on their own country's irrelevance in the hopes nobody could point out he's throwing stones when he lives in a glass house. shant be taking lectures from some loser from Spain of all places, a country thats been in decline for 400 years.
He was dead weight, ratings poison. A real Ray Donovan.
>>215361332need those shitehawks eradicated
>>215361237You think small villages here have litter? Not at all. Most towns are getting worse because councils spend more and more on other things
>mainly WFH>doing a work social thing tomorrow >girl randomly asks if I'll be there >tell her I'll be there for the work part but SHAN'T be doing the pub shite afterwards>she responds with a broken heart emoji and says I hope I change my mindwhat's up with that then ladswhat is UP with THAT still not going though
>>215361271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PrYvGTkl_kpierro the pipe piper
>>215361360Eventually they'll buy the Premier League just counting the days
>>215361368All because they adopted and celebrated gypsy traditions such as tango and bull fights
>>215361382get her shagged
>>215361382tell her youre not interested and dont want to lead her on to see how she reacts, and tell her youre gay also
>>215361373just let them tear up a bin for leftover kfc, scream all morning while their young screech and beg pedestrians for food because they think it's their mum
>>215361368don’t hate the uk but the urban areas are very dirty
sex with tall black women
>>215361382why go to any of it
got an italian mum and an irish dadhandsome and strong like bull me
spain has graffiti everywhere and bars on their windows and muslims
>>215361443Want to meet up?
>>215361443alri henry hill
Hello my literal enemies
shadow altaria acquired I got 5 swablu yesterday so I hope they arent ruining the swablu economy
>>215361443is your mum fit?
Still can't believe how close this deer got to markNotice how it trusts him as it can tell he has a kind and gentle soul
gymtoil complete
>>215361451I prefer frenemies
>>215361458
>>215361382wants you to pay since you radiate virge aura
>>215361443Proto gf is Italian (from the north)Reckon Anglo Italian kids would be immensely powerful
>>21536145230 year old man btw
i prefer fuckemies
>>215361359i said 1st world china is not that
>>215361457if you find 42 year old women fit
Pokemon Go is based
>>215361451What makes you think we're enemies?
i have very fine fair features and anyone who does not is not white to me
just did a cheeky wakeup quickly making a cheeky coffee so that i can get out this cheeky poo and then i'll have myself a cheeky brekkies so i can start on with my cheeky day
mental that this is even a discussion that is being had
>>215361452grow up (shadow pokemon shouldnt exist outside of colosseum anyway)
>>215361513fascism has come to the Scotland
>>215361513KEK i was just about to post this
>>215361382you should respond with>why the broken heart emoji? did you want to see me there? x
>>215361478my family are from the north too, bresciano palentone supremacy
>>215361513What did they have before?
>>215361509Combine the poo and the brekky I have poo brekky
Can’t even have any fun driving any more because every cunt has a dashcam nation of grasses
>>215361537>bresciano palentonethe fuck?
another day of my pointless evil monstrous incel creep life wasted
>>215361513We’re all fae somewhere !
you-know-whos taking up all the disabled and family spaces at the retail park again despite not being disabled or having children with themmany such cases
>>215361513when was it ever not like that?
im just english no special blood
>>215361538just a big sewage hole everyone peed and pooed into
exberg showing me her fat arse in a pair of trousers and telling me how she will begin to lose weight while I have to refrain from telling her how much I want to shag it instead
>>215361537went to brescia last year when i did lake como/gardavery peng part of the world
>>215361569Inbred white crackers?
today a woman looked at me and her eyes looked like she was disgusted but she looked me up and down and bit her lip, whilst still looking disgusted
>>215361513>>215361535>landmark court rulingsHate this kind of language for things that make no difference It's not massively changing anything, just keeping things as they've been forever
They're laughing at us brit
gf mixing drinks
>energy company asks for a meter reading>contact rentberg to ask
>>215361587did you do a tour of beretta?
>>215361599okay
>>215361584shit test failed
>>215361537>>215361587Based lads, I've also been to Brescia, mogs m*lan into oblivion
>>215361607i hope Reform retroactively reverse all these insane rulings
>>215361513whythis was just a few months ago remember
>>215361608How long does it take her to do it? She has been mixing them for an hour or so
im based
could a mtf tranny get into an all girls school and vice versa?
>>215361584>while I have to refrain from telling her how much I want to shag it insteadwhy do you have to?
>>215361460me too (I did 5 pushups in my smelly bedroom)
dentists are such a scam never had any problem with my tooth but he said it needed a filling then first meal I had after the filling the tooth above went straight through and cracked it and he wants to charge me to do it again
>>215361641bergamo is nice too, milan is gay
never kept in contact with any of my exbergs.
>>215361626what do you mean? told her how good it was and made her show me it again but didn’t actually mention the shag
>>215361663beast
as yet undecided what to have for tea
nothing wrong with incest in my opinion
>>215361671blgo on
>>215361671my mates just been billed 2k for a root canal. disgusting quite frankly
>>215361681no point is there?
>nothing wrong with incest in my opinion
>>215361723alri NHS
not the states job to tell people they cant do incest
doing a learn
>Milan is shit>Milan is gayplease say sikeplease say its just a joke
>>215361694giving gay best friend energy
>"YER TAKIN DAAN THE RONG FLAG MEYTE!">"YOU FINK OI DUN NO LAT?!">"...slongazhoo no dat"
>Maintenance grants are to be reintroduced for students in higher education in England. LOL Grants back now? Not all loans any more, like it was before Covid era zoomers have been fucked so hard even I feel sorry for them
just thinking how much infinitely better my life would be if i was the same person but born in france
>>215361648she's not very good at it
>>215361729tell him ill do it for 20 quid cash in hand
>>215361770government is overreaching
>>215361777has a nice cathedral but thats about it. unless you're also a millionaire and plan to do lots of shopping in designer shops
not like kids are going to rape other kids though is it
>>215361671dentists are scamjobs deny all of their "treatments" beyond cleaning reminder the ones that make the most money are the ones that cut off all your teeth and glue fake ones onto them that's their biggest goal
shitty plastic peacocks belt is falling a part
>>215361807shouldve gotten firefighters to do it instead because they are experts. I would do this (after training) as it is better than trying to pick up bodies anyway, so it would be a fun challenge. I could definitely beat fire in a fight. actually I have trained my entire life to do so
>>215361801Thinking about how much better my life would be if I were the same person but with godtier charisma and billionaire parents
>>215361816that was my problem with zurich, hated it because none of that interested memight fuck off to lake como one of the days then, before going off to florence
going to leave soon /brit/. you most likely won't hear from me anymore
>>215361786not sure how to go about getting her to show me more of it without actually going back to her again just yet though and that’s the best I can do
>>215361865how have you trained
>>215361807but they should of gotten firefighters to do this instead of a stuntman because he is too fast, its easy for him
>>215361807Bet I can imagine him taking safety more seriously than he does.
>>215361723depends on the incestsometimes there's a power imbalance and huge risk of abuse but sometimes you just love your mum and that's okay
>>215361777its the soulless finance capital of italy, its ok to see once but definitely nothing special unless you're into fashion. transport is cheap and decent doe so you can get around easy enough and see some other cities
>>215361873oh no, not*checks flag*negro mountain LOLbye bitch
>>215361716having a potato and leek bake me
>>215361873goodbye for all eternity
>>215361723Paki
>>215361723alrigh Xev Bellringer
>>215361894I have mastered fire but its difficult to explain it would be good to get training to then become a firefighter
>>215361908right then never planning a holiday again
To have a minimum socially acceptable standard of living, a student needs £61,000 over the course of a three-year degree, or £77,000 if studying in London – all excluding fees.First-year students face higher costs than other students, due to one-off ‘setting-up’ costs (eg buying a laptop) as well as ‘settling-in’ costs (such as freshers’ week activities).For students in England, the maximum annual maintenance loan available to people from low-income households is £10,544 – this covers just half the costs faced by freshers.
>>215361909This shit is boringBring back the pure satire
>>215361887mate shes an ex treat her like a slag, she'll either like it and let you shag her again or stop talking to youeither way its better than orbiting like a mong
>>215361944mouseHERO
>>215361929baked in what? pastry?
Have never left Great Britain
college in America costs like $3000
got bowie on
>>215361944by doing what? Microwaving your own piss?
48 STUDENTSLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mad how Scotland created the telephone, the television, and Grand Theft Auto - one of the best-selling video game series of all time
>>215361948if you've never been its still worth seeing, but lombardy in general is full of peng places so you can get amongst it all easily
>>215362012globalist graphics will disregard without reading
>>215362005going to build a rocket and send grey squirrels into the moon
>>215362025i created an english poo this morningi don't ever get the credit for that
>>215362025This shit is boringBring back the pure satire
>>215362025mad how yanks lay claim to the telephone
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Russell M. Nelson, the oldest-ever president of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, died Saturday night at the age of 101, church officials announced.
>>215361436because if toilberg yells at me I'll burst into tears
>>215362025And mackintosh
>>215362025yeah but what have they done lately?
i have an incest fetish and would marry my sister as i could but i hate mudslimes and their behaviourdon’t know why i think like this
it's only Monday :(
>>215362025Alright limmy?Can you stop playing that boring fucking hollow knight game so I can start watching your vods again please
how is incest bad do you think
>Karoline Leavitt says shooter just hated Christians. (Shooting isn't getting much coverage from Trump admin because the shooter appears to be MAGA.) Social media posts surfaced showing Sanford in a Trump 2020 shirt that read “Make Liberals Cry Again.”Roke is finished
:-)
pay day lads :D
>>215362032i'll float the idea to go somewhere else for a day even if it means another hotel, then. won't be there the whole week so it's not the end of the world. thanks.
>>215362093a very high proportion of incestuous relationships are abusive
got the peng gay porn on
steam sale tonight what WILL you lads be buying?
furry kids have taken over my tiktk fyp
if i lie about having worked for like 8 years at a family member's company when i've actually been a NEET wont the prospective employer be able to tell once they pay my salary because of my student loan not being paid at all?genuine question idk what info they have
>>215362132the law isnt stopping that then so why is it bad if between consenting adults
>>215362139gay porn anal rape 2001: goty edition
>>215362067so do Canadians
>>215362139Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles
>>215362139dunno got any recs lad?
remember watching those “liberals getting owned” videos by ben shapiro and his ilk
mental how people with strong opinions are either utter retards or very intelligent
this rorke is meant for rapingand that's just what I'll do
>his ilk the Jews....
>>215362139fuck all
Stroking my horny bubo... in the 1300s.
>>215362093The Catholic Church banned it in the 4th century
>>215362111https://youtu.be/fm2qcTGkSwo
>>215362139will be going to fitgirl insteadcan’t imagine paying for digital stuff
>team bonding in toil on friday so anyone in the office stopped work at 2:30 >me, a wfh autist, stopped work at 2:30>toilberg now wants to speak to me who is in the wrong here?
>>215362100Remember a few weeks ago when rorke cared about gun deaths?
SMELL THAT SHIT
>>215362195I know that now you want me to say "thats the times", and im not going to
one of these days this poo will poo all over youHey arse, start pooing
>>215362100Why do lefties keep trying to pretend they don't want to kill trump supporters and conservatives? They literally cheered and laughed when the mildest conservative speaker was shit dead in front of his family. But "oh this guy wasn't one of us so you have to pretend we don't support what he did." Absolute psychopaths.
>>215362152You can literally become Chancellor of the Exchequer without anyone checking your CV mate youll be fine
>>215362210cracked out so many wanks to fitgirlwish she did porno
>>215362139I will be buying Ghost of Yotei on ps5
>>215362142
i'm the chancellor of the eggs checker :^)
why would an American state make incest ILLEGAL? its illegal in some US states. or why the UK?
JK crushing that talentless slag Emma Watson
shitting my arse dead
Why do your bosses all sound so horrible
i'm hung like a jury
yesss consume gabenslop
>>215362248Imagine if she was born a little later. She'd be doing only fans instead of providing me free games
>>215361777Are you into fashion?
>>215362270wtf I want to eat Rowlings poo now
>>215362270Done her
>>215362139when does it start? In normal (gmt) time
so mousey wants to have sex with magpies, mice, horses, children, and now squirrels. very strange
>>215362323She doesn't like poo stuff. She will take you to her mansion and hold you close to her chest and feed you fruit and jack you off all day.
The new fragrance.Nigr.Dior.
>>215362302mystery niggas
>>215362270She has suffered she's banned from driving
>>215362374kek
>jack you offFOY
tech nine night
>>215362364Nice smelling niggas
Scromiting a medieval lanced bubo... don't mind me.
currently jacking it
>>21536235415 mins
do you think you would get in trouble for this if the white car is constantly brake checking you and switching lanes to keep brake checking you?
>>215362386Pull your knob off
>>215362364More of a Jean Paul Gautiers L'anus Masculin
>>215362417
>>215362364YES IYAH! real badman step inna di club fresh from yard pongin of di scent a nigr by dior wearin di fresh clarks wi di suede
>>215362421ai generated
Well it's a bittersweet lanced bubo that's li-ife...
>>215362421This is a country which jails people for tweets, do you even have to ask?
hoping when you die you get to go to an alternate reality and get reborn but you get to choose everything like a character customisation screenyou could still fuck everything up and become homeless but everyone would look nice at least and nobody would choose to be reborn in india
>>215362421>do you think you'd get in trouble for deliberately running a car off the motorwayYeah I think you might actually
>>215362444not even a native btw
>>215362454sup crodie
What's your opinion on JK Rowling then lads?
>>215362464Maybe I enjoy more difficult gameplay.
>>215362421>BMWno surprise there
Had nothing to eat all day because I forgot my lunch at home and don't want to eat the slop from the places around the office.I just walked home, fainted in my bathroom and shit myself. I wish I was joking, just had to tie my shitty covered boxer shorts up in a freezer back and put it in the bin.Unbelievable
sex with big fat asian ladies
>>215362456isn’t though is it>>215362461fair>>215362467but you’re ignoring everything before, this person is brake checking you on a motorway and then switching lanes to keep brake checking you what if a lorry plows into the back of him now and he’s dead thanks to the white car
>>215362461But on the other hand it doesn't jail people for kidnapping and gang raping little girls so I guess it depends.
>>215362499and it had nothing to do with you skipping a meal you mentally ill freak runt
Well, that's my week sorted ahah
>>215362464This must be my first 21st century campaign I cant believe I thought charisma was a dump stat in this day and age
>>215362479wrote decent books for children and is fearless and correct in her fight against tranny lunacy
the night shift cronem, dem a shower noh? mmhmm dem gherkin shower dem a steamy yeh? x
>>215362421Hope the BMW driver survived but is now permanently crippled
>>215362514went to one of those exhibits many years ago in London.
>>215362270Is JK Rowling just determined to make everybody hate herEven if she disagrees with Emma Watson, it doesn't look good to publicly berate and insult other people
>>215362504the camera car wobblesthe massive plume of dirtthe car actually cuts through the barrierthere's also a cut at 0:11
>>215362523its Monday
I want Amy Winehouse gf
gabagool seal
>>215362514why's the corpse got elf ears?
came clean with the 'f about me being an alcoholic druggy and now we're working together to stop everything :3
>>215362518Shut up you fucking cretin, you're not fitting in
dey waggingsuds splatting
>>215362587pay you a fiver for a suckjobimagine the goodies you could get with a fiver
>>215362572why do nice looking asian women get with fat autistic white guys all the time?
>>215362575A daring synthesis
>Mahmood said migrants will have to prove they are contributing to society to earn the right to remain in the UK, including being in work, not having claimed benefits, having a clean criminal record and a good standard of English. The government plans to double the period it takes to gain the status from five years to 10 Honestly the most insane thing is that this wasn't the case already
>gf: why dont you smile>me when smiling (gf POV)
>>215361271
>>215362647:]
My little man. He's been in my life over seven years. He may not have over seven years left, I think he's around 13 or so now. I love him and I make sure he has everything he could want or need
>>215362602>shits himself>calls others cretinhowling
>>215362568boring mate
>>215362499lmao fag
>>215362499There's no way you can pass out from skipping breakfast. I used to skip breakfast practically every day and walk a mile to school in all weather after just a few hours sleep. There was never any danger of me fainting. Sounds like a medical condition.>>215362518Is it that time of the month again already?
>>215362696ai slop
Want one
>>2153627043MB PNG file is it mate
>>215362698>HEY CARM!!... IT'S POO SEAL!!!
>>215362687That's how much of a cretin you are. I can literally shit myself and still completely eclipse you in social standing.Mental innit?
snappydem on bus 25
>>215362722there is literally no way any human passes out from skipping a meal. someone so fragile would already be dead
Mental how much he mindraped dtfic
>>215362696lmao is this how they made them not get stale, did this actually happen for it to copy it? is the black van CIA?
>>215362685lovely old berge
>>215362685Do you set him up with female cats so he can have a shag? I mean that's something he could want or need right? But maybe you had his balls chopped off for your own convenience.
>>215362467well?
might watch some fillums
>>215362685ever shag him up the arse?
>>215362743you shat youself lmao big poopoo dummy
>>215362731you like low res?
>>215362685:3
>>215362777Have fun
I saw your cat too didnt read your gay faggy post
>>215362771Might move to Serbia
>>215362302hate these fuckers
>>215362780
>>215362685Does he want to invade poland
>>215362713ok gaylord believe what you wantwant a tangfastic? just opened a pack
just went without food for half an hour and shat myself and died
Today's Yu-Gi-Oh monster of the day is...Junk Synchron!!
>>215362777what about a tv progrum
Doin a think
silksong and hades II for me
Need to get clothes packed and make a list.
>>215362645Tories love slaves and hate you. Simple as
>>215362499>lazy and forgetful but thinks he's too good to eat what others are, stubborn to the point of shitting himselfMental how I can just tell you're a rorke
>>215362857I've seen them all
>>215362771What is san marino hiding
>>215362863old pub as wellclassic choice of growhouse
>>215362421black car driver could make the argument that he was just trying to change lanes and it was an accident. probably a lie but credible from the footage
>>215362833no thanks fattystop calling everything ai when it’s not
blue eyes white dragon? bit racist
he won't eat office food because his is better but somehow his diet is so bad he shits himself
>>215362863Didnt that guy in Dr House get sick from this
>>215362685Post the pure satire already this shit is boring
>>215362863Are they there for warmth, because the property has big electric lights for growing weed? Dunno I'm just guessing
>>215362890it GOES THROUGH THE FUCKING BARRIER WITHOUT THE BARRIER MOVING!!!
based racist
>>215362863DUDE WEED
>>215362926yeah you see it in the winter which houses have their heating on full blast
>>215362926yeah
>>215362913histoplasmosis! or pidgeon workers lung (or
>>215362771It's no wonder Europe is in such a state when we're giving away citizenship like sweets on Halloween5 years is nothingCitizenship should realistically be 15+ years everywhere, why would you be treated as an equal unless you've really committed yourself to a country
>>215362929What do you think happens to those barriers when a car goes into them mate? Do you think they are indestructible
>>215362886And right next to the hand car wash
>>215362995Cool. I remember cameron going in there in a hazmat suit and scooping up pigeon poo
OA)
>>215363002Dual citizenships shouldn't exist either
new>>215363045>>215363045>>215363045
>>215362929idiot
>>215362863Always been scared about my house looking like this when I’ve got the heating on in winter because gangs might think I’m growing weed and break into my house
Is this the new?