I cannot shit without taking a douche afterwards. Cannot believe a civilized society does not use bidets.
>>215366501bidets are fucking disgusting unless they're one of those high tech jap ones that poke out then go back in.you're literally shooting another mans shit particles straight into your rectal cavity
>>215366565you might be using it wrong i think
>>215366565>you're literally shooting another mans shit particles straight into your rectal cavityI have bad news for you
>>215366565what did this mong mean by this
>>215366609>take a shit>grab handheld bidet (covered in another mans faeces)>shoot the bidet (head covered in faeces) up you ass
i literally never wash my ass after poo and i see no problem
>>215366501Why do you want a water cock up your ass? that's gay
>>215366609Explain to me how the bidet head isn't covered in shit and piss after rinsing it underneath your private partsits not possible
>>215366501>taking a douchefrog spotted
>>215366693The only reason he's cleaning it is because he's going to be sticking another man's penis up his ass later, which is based and noble. I respect all bottoms.
>>215366768you don't use it while your shitting you fucking idiot. you turn it on after you're done shitting to clean your ass
>>215366693I rent alone and thats now how bidets work>>215366699I would be impressed if you could see your anus to be fair>>215366785I learnt french for like to B2 level for career reasons. I mix up words between languages sometimes
>>215366823I'm well aware of that, the entire point is after you had a shit there is still some on your asshole that getting flung about by a water jet
>>215366858That is just not how it works, very simpleAlso bidet is more economical, hygenic and safe for nature
>>215366858so what? most of it gets flushed away. better that the shit be in the toilet than stay on your ass
>>215366848vous devez prendre une douche. do the needful.
>>215366565bidet bros wtf
>>215366693what the fuck is a handheld bidet?
>>215366768The real danger of bidets
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>>215366848what
>>215367530i'm not a handheld bidet...you stupid jap,,,
>>215368301korean dog scum zanichi
>>215368765FUCK YOU JAP BASTARD
>>215367262It's probably shit like this, I've never seen those.Here people have bidets sometimes, but they're like Italian style or whatever, not the picrel.
>>215366768>>215366565I agree with you. Any bidets like that even Japanese ones aren't being cleaned properly. So it just flushes your asshole with shit on it and all of the shit sprinkles of water fall on that fucking bidet. How can people use it?
>>215370205i HAVE ONE OF THOSE IN MY SHOWER IT BARELY WORKS!
>>215366501>I cannot shit without taking a douche afterwards.Poor diet. Try eating more fibre or less starch.>t. had a bidet my whole life
