gord on ramsey
>>215369096no, they are not trust me, anyone who spent their formative years with an internal thought process/ internal monologue which is not English is absolutely 100% not human
becoming trans human
got back in the gym today after a break. body cracked in all kinds of places and it felt good
I will throw you in rubbish bin
>>215369167is this true
i'm one of the most aggressively sleepy humans who has ever lived
>>215369215yes
insane reply>>215369201
nigga named keir
>>215369155still think about the one from my old toil from time to time
>>215369167You never actually leave your smelly bedroom, do you Rorke
>>215369221perhaps it might be time for bed
>>215369230insanely based
>>215369193sorry society is still debating on weather or not even cis women should have human rights, if you do that they will enslave and murder you.
the toilfus who got away always hit different x
don't waste yurr time on me yurr already the voice inside my yed
>Norman Jewison>Film director of "Fiddler on the Roof">His family are Protestants (Methodists) of English descentFucking mad. This would be like if Scorsese was Swedish
>>215369203all kinds of placesALL KINDS
Drinking on a Monday afternoon using someone else's money.
cut the grass today
>>215369251based on what
>>215369173Sir Reinhahrd Heydrich
>>215369267was listening to this chune on the way home today x
We have to strive for greatness in the golden tradition of Sparta, the Roman Legions, the Vikings and the Waffen-SS.
>>215369289screaming
actually just howled
making shit music in ableton
>>215369215yes, maggot from goldie lookin chain told me he seen it in a documentary on bbc two
making shit posts on 4chan too
Mental how kittens, puppies, chicks, fawn etc all come out instantly cute, beings that you instinctively want to protect, meanwhile humans come out looking like slimey fucked up aliens making a horrid screaching noise that makes you want to kill them by jamming a stiletto into their eye socket until you hit the pink goo and the noise stops.
>>215369302shut it nigga
>>215369353that's still up for debate
nth for the gyaldem
umfawn
>>215369289*hands you a "Cut The Grass Today" medal*
might find an uninhabited island to live the rest of my days on
>>215369254lovely caberges
>>215369302Quite homoerotic post, this
>>215369289nice one
fuck the gyaldem, fuck the baddiedem, fuck rorke, fuck keir starmer, fuck you
my gf
>>215369375can hear this webm
>>215369375whats the explanation for why this video makes me angry
>>215369357you've not seen many newborn animals have you
GOAT cityGOAT countryUK = Shithole
>>215369357yeah mate*does a jim look to camera*
>>215369383You’d be bored after two hours with no internet to goon to you gremlin
>>215369404me when my therapist asks what's on my mind
>>215369425i'd bring my bible
>>215369307are you a monkey?
>>215369420is that liverpool?
>>215369383there's uninhabited islands in the hebrides
>fappu nottepCREAMINg s
>>215369424>jim not timtotal american cultural victory
Considering buying a guitar but mumberg doesn't seem to think it's a good idea. I had a guitar as a teenager.
all women should be arrested
jews are raping my brain with porn
>>215369413you got pressed by gyaldem yutes earlier
>>215369298Can you imagine a Germany circa 1970 led by him?
uh oh bikemongs will NOT be happy about this
YA BILSH
Jesus is Lord
>>215369436we all are init
>>215369464cyclingmikey frothing at the mouth
>>215369438Nah belfast
Not on is it?
harper adams got 45 points to strathclyde's 205 deary me
tim in the hospital now for 17 monthsthe cost to the british taxpayer? approx 1.2 million
>>215369455Not as much as they raped his >>215369449
>>215369449get a ukele and make little /brit/ theme songs for us hun
>>215369443It says Гappy Пoттep in Cyrillic cursive. Just because you don't understand something doesn't make it 'funny'
Upstairs neighbours smoke alarm has been beeping since at least yesterday. I can hear it from down here so I don't know how they can tolerate it up there. They must be beasts. I'm going to have to do something
>>215369493well worth the money
>>215369449only get one if you actually want to learn and will put in the effort. Otherwise your money would have a 1000x better impact on the world if you would donate it to our people who are suffering in your country and need access to medicine
>>215369449How old are you now?
If my gf left me she'd find another man in 24 hours while I'd be struggling for months probablyfunny old world innit
african bloke called mista ukele umbungo
>Гappy Пoттep
Will you defeat them? Your demons, and all the non-believers. The plans that they have made?
>>215369476he's A god
>>215369535
>>215369493remember when he got his willy out? still think about that often
>taliban banned the internetlmao
>>215369254Looks like 3 catbergs in the foreground and possibly 1 in the background
>>215369477
>>215369476Not against Christianity on principle but it does make me pause when the only people I ever see who are vocally loud and passionate about their Christian faith are schizophrenic city centre prophets (often homeless, African, or both)
>>215369521grow up
party time
>>215369565talibanned
>>215369455haven’t wanked in 3 days the only upside to depression i guess
Genuinely mental how we are funding 600 quid cab trips for illegals to get to doctors appointments and spending 1000 quid a day so retarded kids can go to school (even though they will literally never get a job anyway). Real good use of money. Could be taking that and giving out free tuition for uni or paying bin men but no, got to get ahmed from pakistan to the gp and timmy flatskull to primary. Fucking joke.
fart... is SHART
>>215369571mogs me
>>215369565is there a tellyban?
>>215369565based, i wonder if i could go and live there
Today I feel American.
subjugating a poo
got issued a warning pretty sure it will be followed up with a ban
the NHS costs the british tax payer approx 2.5 BILLION every HOUR
>>215369590alri timmy
HEE HOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUrrZuIV-SY
genuinely did shit myself today, thought it was a fart and just pissed brown mud out my arse instead. Had to bin the pants. Jeans are saveable and have to be washed but fucking hell I only washed them yesterday. State of arseberg
>>215369590cry on
>>215369565Get them invaded pronto
Went into a random thread and there was a (you) waiting for me but h remember posting in that thread. What TyHe hell is going on
>>215369446he used it as a term not as a name
just made 2.5 billion and gave it all to the nhs
yo my slime
>>215369462would be quite mental did you know that when the ss arrested a young boy whos dad had hidden heydrichs assassin's they forced him to drink brandy then showed him his mums decapitated head in a fish bowl
>>215369642Were you in public?
we spend £1.25 billion every single day and rorke is raging over a £600 taxi bill ahhhhhhhhh
>>215369622would love to go to buc-ees and just stand there grimacing at pure unfilterd yanks
might get the wanking on
despy hooves ironing his orange shirt
>>215369682what do you think we are spending that billy on, spazmoid, it's not just one fucker in a cab is it
>>215369642What you been eating?
>>215369493does he still posthow'd you get this pic
>>215369663No, he used it as a reference to the office, and he referenced the US version not the UK version even though the main character does the same look to the camera.
>>215369622
>>215369688shame you'll never ever have the chance
>>215369565>banning bread and circusesnot sure what they think this will achieve
>>215369723He dm'd me x
>>215369637That's the guy who got suffocated to death by Daniel Penny
watching full metal alchemist: brotherhood. it’s ok but not grabbing me that much
>>215369676no was sat in the chair I'm in now>>215369718had old el paso taco kit two days ago that's the dodgiest thing I've had in as many days
>>215369493>>215369560O feel bad for him. Surely he'd have been happier watching the Ryder Cup in his rented flat, eating his usual meal with microwave rice and a can of San Pellegrino?Also, if he's actually mental enough to get his cock out (ejaculating too) how's he never mentioned any family members or children or anything?
>>215369716Fuuuuuck you’re right bro
Fuck Vladimir Putin
>>215369728martin freeman is not looking at the camera in that stillwhy did you post it
>>215369565what a fucking boring religion what do they actually do for fun
>>215369740billions must fry
>>215369622that bitch bought a guitar to the shops why
>>215369622my mate emigrated to california and he facetimed me from a restaurant when he was pissed, just walking up to random tables and going 'look how fucking FAT they all are' lolit's true though they really are a different level of fat, and we're pretty chunky ourselves
What's your favourite painting?Mine is Goya's unpublished Saturn Devouring His Children.
>>215369642did this at work two weeks agothankfully i was already in the bog so only my boxers were soiled - had to put them into the tampon binspend 30 minutes making sure all teh watery shite was cleaned up from my arsehole and legs thoughdisgraceful really
>>215369761what's so particularly mental about getting your cock out and ejaculating and posting pictures of it online? millions of people do it everyday
>>215369788buc-ees more likebusk-ees
>>215369804So the cleaner is going to find your shitey boxers in the tampon bin. Nice one
>>215369642CORRR
>>21536952628
used to project images of my sexual organ on chatburbate during my fit twink era
>>215369776shag 8 year olds
trolls getting bannedsad sad sad :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTM46j4S4E0
>>215369794
>>215369833>28fully 10 years too old for this tranny nonsense
>Teenager, 18, who 'tortured' cat by swinging it around using a noose and smashed it into a wall avoids prisonStarmer Britain
>>215369829well i checked the bins recently and theyre goen soprobably downstream in the thames nowsome illegal immigrant is going to come across them on their voyage across the channel
>>215369642happened to me last weeknot enough to get on my jeans but had to immediately wash the boxersreckon its because I've developed a lactose intolerance
looking at all the pics from when me and my brother were kids. wish we were still mates. fucking hate my life
>>215369771just an example showing both characters
>>215369794>>215369854Wow you guys are so cool and edgy
>>215369860https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15141665/Teenager-tortured-cat-avoids-prison.htmlis he a tatar? looks like charles bronson
>>215369885nah
>>215369794Do engravings count?
https://youtu.be/v57pSLMvHGsFucking hell hahaha
>was also banned from owning a pet for five years.Why is this country always pussyfooting around when it comes to fucking criminals would it be that hard just to ban him for life
>>215369142he was arrested for public indecency (cottaging), with two other men, in a public toilet at Green Park underground station in 1993not a lot of people know that
>>215369957just not on is it palhes obvs got mental health
:| - poo:O - japanese poo
um cheesed to meet you?
remember seeing a picture of Tim from his uni days looking like a regular young ladterrifying what schizophrenia can do ngl
>>215369860legal to smash a cat to death illegal to say 'i love england' on Facebook under starmers rule
>>215369963He had an affair with Ross Kemp
>>215369957well if he only has to wait 5 years to do it to another cat he won't be tempted to kidnap somebody else's cat and do it straight awaymakes sense you see
>>215370000Is that gay game you roll a ball around
>>215369992Was just a lookalike weren't it?
>>215370000is that frasiers apartment?
>>215370000vtmb sewers
>>215369860no need to share this here
>>215369957What if the police check on him in 7 years and he's been torturing cats again? Can't bang him up cos there's no room for all the hate speechers as it is. Nah just make sure nobody asks any questions of him for 5 years and then after that, well, he's served his sentence.
The Faustian early 2000s.
>>215370028kula world is based
>>215369890grow up, fatty
Cottaging is a term primarily used in the United Kingdom to describe anonymous sexual encounters between men in public toilets, often referred to as "cottages" or "tea-rooms." The term originated from the appearance of these public lavatories, which resemble small cottages.Historically, cottaging provided a rare space for closeted gay and bisexual men to meet, especially before the gay liberation movement. The internet has transformed cottaging, allowing men to share information about locations and safety, leading to the concept of "cybercottage," where online communities facilitate real-life encounters.
>White House Blasts Ariana Grande After Her Fiery Instagram Repost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtCG0wG-5E0absolutely howling at thisreckon some of you freaks are like this
typin wiff aggresively poor grammer on purpose
donated to the IDF earlier in the war now i get a text every other day asking for moregreedy bastards
>>215369987love girls with ears that stick out
>>215369987need her in a fillum called Fievel Shows Breast
chopper dyed his pubes ginger
Level 10 steam accounts with anime pfps blowing up my line trying to fanaggle me out of my CSGO stickers again what's the point of the levels
>>215370069How does it not creep you out knowing about a thousand people could just look into your window at any point? Scope out your house from a distance to look for shit to steal?
:-D
>>215370079I wouldn't mind blasting Ariana grande with my hot sausage juice
it was acceptable in the 80s
Those whom the gods wish to destroy...
Aura.
Would you guys recommend an electric, acoustic or electro-acoustic guitar?
half the office is off sick with "covid"
Donated to EDF earlier. I figure they could do with a bit more profit to tide them over after the summer months
>>2153091691 (You)Grow up
https://youtu.be/G6yVzZmr8IA
>>215369642>Had to bin the pantsJust wash them, not difficult is it. Put them in the sink or bath, wash all the poo off, then put them in the washing machine with your other clothes
>step on and crush a spider>rorke: LOCK HIM UP FOR GOOD. STARMERS FUCKING BRITAIN INIT
>>215370175what kind of music do you plan on making?
yeah im thinking im gonna sick up this booze
>>215370233fucked it
>>215369375Need our Rubes recruited for this.
>>215370175Electric so you don’t disturb your neighbours use headphones
>>215370207kill yourself you weird unfunny mong
>>215370243Ruby belongs in an SS-Lebensborn program.
>>215370243corr lovely rubes
>>215370224mate it's a school night
>>215370224Grim. Can't remember the last time I did that. Possibly because I was blackout drunk at the time.
Never answer unknown numbers.It’s always bad news.
this handmaids tale is some really woke shite
think I just sharted a bit while lying in bed but really not sure and too scared to check haha
>>215370224ive never sicked up booze at the time but ive had it come up in the morning a few times
got meatballs (1979) on
>>215370243rubes needs to get on twitch first
He was making a move
Genuinely been more than ten years since I was sick from boozing. And I've had nights out where I've had a full bottle of rum at predrinks and then gone outWoke up still drunk quite a lot
got my todger out
feel like having a little mexican for supper
>>215370376Only once woke up covered in my own vomit and actually felt fine. Wasn’t hung over at all
>>215370289got mental elf you see
>>215370247Good shout this. Although my neighbour is an old deaf man
I don't throw up from booze anymore I just get completely blackout drunk and don't remember anythingwould prefer throwing up to that tbqh
>>215370411*circumcises you for a laugh*
might get an early night
I wanna be a hippie doo da poopa scoopa
used to watch korean women on twitch and sometimes they would be in a swimming pool
>>215370289I drink on a Monday and Wednesday as it's when I don't see the missus, and I have a few pints with the lads on a Wednesday after football
GTA IV - The best GTA gameThe SOVL GTA gameThe best main character with actual depth The best story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77incCqqDMw
>>215369794recently this
>>215370431you're 28 years too late pal
>>215370305Irish diaspora love it
i RDDIRN KMONDAY TUDESDAY WESNDEAY THURSDAY FRIDAY not sautray or dausunday because thats the GODS DAY but monDAY TUESYDA WENESDAY THURSDAY FRUDAY
>>215370426See I've rarely ever blacked out. Even at my drunkest it's just like a PowerPoint to my brain but I can still kind of control myself At the same time after like two pints I'm a daft cunt that's up for anything lel
rorkes mum playing in the bolivian primera division
>>215370376Thought this pic was ai. Sounds like a good laugh.
would like to do Christianity but only if I was allowed to pick and choose the bits I want to believe in
>>215370533Become a Protestant then
Where crodie at
>>215370492was just saying this down loony bin
rorke turning a blind eye to all the chickens getting slaughtered in abbotoirs for his frozen nug nugs
free my nigga justin roiland
>>215370556They are kinda gay though. Catholicism looks cool but fuck worshipping a pope and everything he says
>>215370566With the zesty cronem x
gutted we never got deegs calvinist arc
>>215370597>They are kinda gay thoughNot reallyYou only think this because some retard on 4chan/x said so
Crodie u dere cuz
watched the two kill bills for the first time pretty good films
Might just learn all Chinese provinces on sporcle for a laugh
>>215370669no you didn'tno they aren't
>>215370631Time to go back to whatever brown shithole you’re from
raping my arseraping your arseraping any arse i find
>>215370669yes you didyes they are
>>215370631cmon bruh
*pisses out a meaningless post on /brit/*
>basically pretends to be Hermione>surname is GrangerCome on nowAnyway why are some of you nonces bothered about her?Watch Geoff Marshall and Jago Hazzard like a normal person.
remmeber that old cunt what got done in by turbulence on his flight to singaporestupid old BINT
>>215370706kek this is my life
>>215370681nu uh i did. i preferred the first one i liked the bit when it showed her escaping from hospital and the fight with the crazy 88 and the anime backstory for o ren
>>215370735are rubes keeps getting lovelier
>>215370735Her surname is Bones and she's a fucking arrogant bitch
>Mixed-race Britons are projected to constitute approximately one-third of the population by the end of the century, potentially rising to 75% by 2150.
>>215370735>Geoff Marshallalso a noncehence his break up with his normal aged gf, so called "vicky pipe"
>>215370365She already makes my penis twitch
>>215370778why does she look so old shes only in her twenties
>>215370701Ah yes because the Catholic church would never appoint a gay priest??
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead
wow 2150!!! That’s like … 125 years away omg I must rage about this
>Why I can't wait for my son to divorce Bonnie Blue. She controlled, manipulated and humiliated him. How dare she refuse to give him any of her £34m fortune: OnlyFans star's mother-in-law's explosive interview - read it only here
>>215370809Vegan
>>215370781>end of the centuryok so 75 years to reverse what started in 75 years
peng wasian tings
>>215370735I want to have a big beautiful blonde family with Ruby
>>215370834need one
can you guys access imgur on a uk iphttps://imgur.com/I keep getting these
>>215370783>50 year old fucking prime 35 year old nerd pussyGeoff is a chad amongst train nutters
>>215370813Are you Protestant
>>215370834im wasian
>>215370834I don't think this looks better than a similar white girl?
>>215370834genuinely looks like me
>>215370849no
>>215370861*shags you*
*dusts off old ThinkPad**loads virtual machine**turns on TOR*right, time or a wank
>>215370851one has to wonder what they got up to with each otherwonder if they ever engaged in sexual intercourse
>>215370849McAfee floating into my room and smashing my laptop into the wall
>prime 35-year-old pussyomds timmy
Imgur blocks the UKthis shit getting too real and depressing to me
>>215370893should run the OS in RAM and not on a VMthat's what hackermans do when they're hackin
>>215370860
>>215370735I need Ruby choking me while viciously slapping my fully erect penis.
>>215370912I love older birds desu
What kind of porn you get on tor
>>215370921Did you mean to reply to me?
>>215370921done him
>>215370861>>215370871are you a peng gyal(female)?
I'm Caucasian
>>215370860Church of England
>>215370971Your kids if you have them won't be lol!
Probably the best thing about Asians is the culture and you lose a lot of that when they're half white or born in the WestNeed me an Asian ting that knows how to swing a sword or make healing potions out of rhino horns
>>215370950im former peng gyal (male)
>>215370989Timmy cope
mmm... flatchested asians.. mm
NEW>>215371027>>215371027>>215371027
>>215370935Looks more like iggy pop
>>215371032wish the belgian would be here and laugh at this
>>215371012don't reply to me you horrible nigger
