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>>215370523OK OK I know, rice isn't for everyone. How about a nice tortilla? People always make the argument that everyone loves indian food and that's why we need 40 billion of them in Canada.
Nanomachines?
do I fucking look like I'm from Longuyland you wop
Say what you will about Indians but when the Ultra aids hits their immune systems will be only ones ready for it
>>215370484Cringey ahh Italian meme
>LonguylandYeah definitely not your hometown if you knowwutimsayin OH!
Too depressed to get out of bed today. So today I’ll be poastan from bed on my ipad!!!A few facts about me to get us started:>I’m 29>I’m 6’2”>I’m white>I’m an only child>My parents are divorced>I was raised by a single mom>I’m addicted to weed>I’m addicted to booze>I’m addicted to porn>I don’t exist>There’s nothing inside me>I’m completely hollow on the inside>I’ll never be any good>Something bad happened>I’m no good>I have to be alone>I am unloveable, unacceptable>My soul is unclean>I am excluded from the grace of heavenI want to barf. I want to go back to sleep. Goodnight 4channel. I’ll see you in my dreams.
>>215370637
>eating shit>eating off the street>eating off the bathroom floorthese people have no right to be in my country. ever.
>>215370611Indians will see this posted on social media and unironically defend it
not reading allat
>>215370637What having no dad does to a nigga
There's a place for you in this world
done nothing all day award
>>215370637this is quite close to me except i'm worse in some waysi don't let it get to me doe
>>215370651It is their religion saaar
>>215370709i got this award too
Tomorrow's the last day of my 2 month special assignment. It's been fucking heaven, I'm 20 minutes from home, stacking chips like Pringles, and I work a grand total of 5 minutes a day. I'm gonna have to go back to driving 30 miles one way to work, I still won't really have to work (I'll do less work there than I do here) but that fucking drive is torture
>>215370698i wouldn't go full time africa, but the carribbeans? sure!
>>215370799Iktf, I live in fear my WFH will end and Shekelstein won't let me post on 4chan all day. RIP in peace /cum/bro
>>215370823When I was younger I fucked up my life completely and was homeless and I had a plan to go live in the beach on St. kitta or Nevis
I wish I could work from home :/
>>215370901can trust anonymous men showing up to your house for sex?
>>215370637I can't post my breakdown because 4chan thinks it's spam but here's my tallycringe x 4mid x 3couldn't be me x2based x 102.6/5 bretty gud
Gojira and heroin
>>215370855NTA but mine just ended. I'll wait to bitch about going back to the office after someone actually fucking offers me a job holy shit1 day and I'm already going crazy
gotta get all my goons out before locktober :3
>>215371040get ya goon on sista!
>>215371040It's called Cocktober and you will goon thrice daily or so help me God I'll castrate you.
goontober
What's a low calorie sauce for chicken?! At this point I'm finna boutta just dump some Italian dressing on it
>>215371093Mustard has near 0 calories per serving
You'll cowards don't even eat braised pork
>>215370637This is pretty good I love meltdownposting. I love reading anons spazzing out and broadcasting their nervous breakdown. Thanks for contributing, sad anon. Everything will be okay maybe.
>>215371128Thank you brother
The first Catholic to serve in the Supreme Court also started the civil warThere’s a reason the founders disliked Catholics
>>215371133Nigga I do!!
>"THIS ONE'S FOR MARTIN LUTHER, YOU ROCKY MOUNTAIN JEWSAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>>215371133i had some yesterdayjust braised pork shoulder with onions, salt pepper and 4 hours of 220 braise itit's delicious, but i don't think it's such a cheap meal, there was barely meat for 1½ meal and it cost 14$CAN, the price of a big steak
>>215371133I've eaten 东坡肉 many times, Zhejiang girls are very appreciative of laowait. was a White guy in China
>>215371174My mayor
>>215371205where's the lamb SAUCE you facking DAWNKEE
bro really posted his doodoo sniffing kfc eating face
>>215371180i'm watching a YT channel that films berlin street/trad cuisine and the braised pork with saurkrout meal had me aroused
Is there a more utterly meaningless phrase than "everything will be ok"? How the FUCK do you know? Did you get some kind of cosmic awareness in the past few seconds? What are you basing that on? There is absolutely no way you can know that things will be fine. In fact statistically, it's FAAAAR more likely that shit will turn out horrible biederig in nightmarish. Holy shit. Phrases like this really make you realize how much shit we do to deny the reality of our situation. We even went so far as to make up all these ridiculous religions to help us cope with the horrible fact that we are 100% going to die. One day the sun will come up and we won't fucking be here. So we do all this shit to help us cope, but that's all it is; cope. The reality of our situation is so horribly nightmarish I almost wanna believe in a religion
>>215371205>lambi am neither mediterranean, english island, jewish or muslim
>>215370698they recently tried to murder 400 ostriches in my cunt but the Supreme Court stayed their execution at the very last minute
>>215371283They're trying to be nice.
Just heard from a story someone of some random degenerate having a hooker over and then getting robbed and murder by her and the pimpWhy the fuck would you a whore home?
not sure why people love hardcore gay anal sex so much, doesn't seem all that great to me
>>215371283Saying those phrases is the equivalent of whispering soothingly to calm a startled horse.
>>215371340where else am i supposed to bring your mom?
>>215371321By spouting meaningless platitudes. It will be far more helpful to say "I'm here for you, we'll get through this together". It's almost condescending to say everything will be ok it's like yeah whatever loser it's all gonna be fine quit bitching
>>215371283>
>>215371283Maybe everything WILL be okay. Maybe there’s some cosmic purpose that makes it all meaningful in the end. Maybe life is worth it and good. >That’s just copeYeah probably. But what else are we gonna do? Walk into the ocean and drown ourselves? That’s fucking gay.
Has anyone ever been so far to would you a whore home like?
>>215371382No but just like ve for fucking real and stop all the bullshit bullshit bullshit constant fucking bullshit. Let's face the REALITY of our a real situation head on and maybe we might start coming up with some answers instead of expecting some non existent man in the sky to save us
>>215371360epic>>215371397>Has anyone ever been so far to would you a whore home like?>ever been so far to would you a whore home like?>ever been so far to would you a whore home >so far to would you a whorewat
Second time that a brand new Xbox controller lasted for 5-6 months and then got stick drift.
>>215371364Alright! Jesus
>writing e-mail to a client from work>met with him earlier this year>he has an adult son with down syndrome>always finish my e-mail with the salutation "Best Regards">accidentally write "Best Retards" as T is right next to G>one second away from clicking "SEND" and I see itwew almost lost my job there.
>>215371487I'm sorry Mexico perhaps I took it too o far with you
>>215371510> he doesn't auto-signaturewhat is this amateur hour
How many more hours will you waste looking at the black rectangle today?
>>215371486Tsmt I've bought 3 controllers in the last 2 years
>>215371438You can try to face raw naked reality with zero copes if you want. But I would say very few people are able to do that. Most people need their copes to get by. That’s just the way we’re wired. Even posting on 4chan is a cope. It’s a simulated low-stakes social reality with identities artificially removed. It’s fake. If we’re gonna start raw-dogging reality, then logging off and going outside will be the first step. No more copes.
>>215371443bruh
>>215371510maybe you post to much on /hoc/ and it was muscle memoryor you had intrusive toughs about sexing his kids
>>215371542I do but only for my name/contact details. I fine tune my salutation depending on the client and our relationship. If they're a cunt I'm not wishing them my best regards, they get a "Regards" or a "Thank you" at most. This client was really decent so he always gets "Best Regards". He may even have the best retards too, idk, but I'm not going to just assume that.
>>2153715480 because the black rectangle will be alight with all the hot goss of the day and thus won't be black.
>>215371548about 4 or 5
People that get upset are retarded little babies. "Everything is going to be okay" is something you say to a child or woman because they need to be lied to so they can control their emotions.Nothing is EVER okay. Existence is suffering and danger and death and "happiness" is eating sugar or salt and cumming while the suffering momentarily ebbs. Being an adult is recognizing this reality and not caring.
>>215371568Bien dit my friend. I concede. Copes are important, which is why I drink. I am, I'm afraid, the biggest hypocrite
>>215371611disturbed post with ungodly implications
>>215371642idk I'm doing pretty well, maybe if you had a father and stable home environment with a non porn star mom you wouldn't have turned out like this
>>215371548I post on 4chan by smoke signals, so not that much
*shits pants* wow it smells like shit in here!
Almost slept until 3 PMOnly woke up when my phone vibrated under me cause my dad texted to see how my day was going
>>215371642Blackpilled faggot midwit take. Learn the difference between pleasure and joy.
Dude over here replying to hisself
>>215371642So true. The fear I felt when I lost you in that mall was PALPABLE, Jason.
US had 5 mass shootings in 24 hours
>>215371785>MUH GUUUNZ
any decent games for the fall steam sale? was considering picking up Doom: Eternal and P5 Royale.
>>215371785yeah but how many people died in each one?
>>215371785And?
Remember Kony 2012
>>215371824can't go wrong with RDR2 if you haven't played it
>>215371838No
>>215371785They deserved it, they're true patriots now their families should be proud
>>215371658That’s okay I cope too. I drink and I’m a hypocrite too. But you have a point overall. I think trying to free ourselves from our copes and take reality head-on is admirable and worthwhile. It’s just difficult. Sometimes even unbearable.
>>215371867You're brown
ban guns. open borders. punch fascists.questions?
>>215371785Nobody cares about gun violence anymore except to use the perpretrators to attack their political opposition
>>215371897>wah you can't just quote someone that makes you brown!!!!you're a jeet sorry sweaty
>>215371661agreedhockey is the single greatest evil facing this continent, nay, the Northern Hemisphere and it must be stopped at any and all costs
>>215371886Sláinte, bud
>>215371838Turns out we stopped at very little. He's still out there recruiting children and giving them a sense of purpose. Taking care of them, giving them a family and a brotherhood.We should have done more to stop this mad man.
>>215371950Sláinte!
order your chastity cage now, you can still get one by the 1st with amazon 2-day
>>215371907this but the complete opposite
>>215371907Fine with punching fascists but a nation needs borders even if they're enforced humanely.
>>215371907>their entire ideology hinges on some big spontaneous revolution that will completely transform society from the bottom up>also hate cops and the military>Wants to ban guns, except for the cops and militaryWhy are they like that?
>>215372076Best part is they’re a bunch of limp wristed faggots who started crying the moment anyone on the right who actually has guns said “alright let’s have that civil war then”
>>215372076they're extremistsbecause they're idiotsjust like the guy who brings 2 guns and a rifle when he goes to mcdies
>>215372067Ma che cazzo.... What is this
i don't use tiktok or youtube shorts or xitter, but i'm still addicted to scrooling
>>215372207Niggagram?
>>215372207Why?
>>215372067would be great if some negroid just stabbed him in the chest 5 times
>>215372228no just 4chud and sometimes f5ing my youtube frontpage>>215372241i don't have a lot going on
>>215372067>tfw you're 23 minutes into the after-work goon sesh and the crazy crackhead behind the screen thinks you've been staring at him the whole time
what's you favorite side dishme, mashed potatoes and gravy
anyone wanna get into a fight at a waffle house?
I'm scared of women.
why did we switch from Spanish to Italian post enhancers literally within the last 2 hours
me? i have politicsbrain, i'm addicted to being outraged and making the people around me miserable
me? im lethargic doing nothing
Wtf is a post enhancer
gonna use my Air Miles rewards to buy a waffle maker this week, they have 4 models and I can't decide which one to get
me? livin' like larry
>>215372555putting random other languages usually at the end of your post, like "o algo" or now apparently it's "che cazzo" or something
Pretty crazy how Jason bragged about jerking off to lolis earlier
Leisure Suit Larry
>>215372557First hot dog rollers now waffle machines. You're gonna be one of those people with a million food prep devices he never uses
>>215372575Happy as Larry
>>215372582Well , my surname is DiStefano and it's kinda my thing
>>215372067>Oh shit this San Andreas remake in vr looks sick! >Sir you're just in Chicago
>>215372589It is my purpose. To live is to consoom.
Missed jerb opportunity because I thought the interview was next Monday :/
>>215372557I got a bunch of random kitchen appliances with mine and I don’t use any of themGot a crepe maker, waffle maker, a panini press, an omelet maker, and a blender
>>215372557why not use them for a cheap flight?
it sounds like at least one more wasp got in, that makes 3 if not moregood thing I already sprayed for the 2nd time this season so by the time I notice them they're writhing around on the floor
Le gamer! Bing bing WAHOOOOOO
If you step on a dead wasp while barefoot will it's stinger still stick you
as an atheist i am a major proponent of secular communism and rational debate. that being said, israel has a right to defend itself and we should support them in doing so.
I kinda really want a girlfriend but at the same time I also kinda enjoy just sitting at my computer for hours every day relaxing by myself.
>>215372686it canI've seen those motherfuckers lie dead on the floor for hours and then suddenly twitch when you get close
>>215372691You don't wanna die alone. Think of the future, kid
>>215372663it's that time of year, they are looking for somewhere to spend the winter
>>215372687These kind of shills are just about extinct, the left has gone all in on Palestine.
>>215372691Girls like to do that too. You can put your desks next to each other even.
>>215372699No but if it's dead completely can it's stinger still stick you if you step on it
Honestly I don’t want to work until I’m in my 50s or 60s
girls or """""girls""""", this is important
>>215372733That’s good because you’re gonna be working until you’re 80.
>>215372733Your every action should be working towards freeing yourself from the need to be employed.
>>215372732I would assume that if the stinger was already out, or always is, then yes it can still stick you, it wouldn't just go soft like my dick at a 55+ communitywhether or not the dead corpse would still be able to pump venom is another story
>jason dating advicelol. lmao even.
>>215372662because I hate flying, it's gay and you still have added costs when you land because now you have to rent a car.
>>215372753Not unless I blow every penny I have, quit my job, and work retail instead >>215372758My plan is to win big on scratchers or online blackjack
>>215372808No it's good, just do the opposite of what he says
>>215372808It's kind of grim that if a man asks for dating advice anywhere on the internet now a troon is probably gonna be the first one to reply
>>215372718my coworker is one of the last ones, i find his existence comical every time i talk to him
Worried they're gonna lock 4chan behind age verification in my state nowWhatever happened with britishoids about that anyways
>we girls like it when….
>>215372858Is he Jewish?
Me and my gf battlestation
>>215372861what state
>>215372861The UK government only blocked the white internet users.
>>215372861>Whatever happened with britishoids about that anyways4chan just didn't comply and is challenging the fine in US courts
Im making poop in the toilet
>>215372919OhioRat bastards snuck a "won't somebody PLEASE think of the children" bill in as a rider
>>215372895no, he's a militant atheist
>>215372861>>215372943Jason?
>>215372960Nope
>>215372951>militant atheistUhh... are you SURE he's not Jewish? (ethnicity)
>>215372897you are trans.(and that's heckin valid)
Eels are fish but something about them makes me think they’re disgusting I think it’s the skin
I find it kinda bussin'And I find it kinda capThat the dreams in which I'm dyin'Are the ones that really slap
what’s better than taking a good piss
>>215372960I don't watch (((porn))) so I don't care.
jesus fuckforgot I didn't have headphones in the jack, game loaded across the room and I thought there was a girl in my apartment
>>215372691that's only because you don't know what fun really is
>>215373007You do understand that it would block all "adult" sites which includes hentai ones right
>>215372943oh fug I forgot about themI think that's weird because Ohio doesn't strike me as deep red like the other states doing bans
>>215372983yeah, he comes from a rural christian familyhe doesn't come off like an """""atheist""""", he's more like a reddit mod mixed with a 2000s neocon
>>215373040Lol you're about to make Jason get political
>>215373004Taking a huge shit with minimal wiping
define fun
>>215373070i dont look like that
>>215373040No it won't and I'd circumvent any such blocks because I'm not 5 years old. Just vote blue team to repeal it or something.
>>215373078Parading around with your enemy commander’s standard.
>>215373045The perception of Ohio being a purple state is long long outdated
>>215373070
>>215373110but they have big cities there just like all other blue states, you don't think their turn to more conservatism is odd at all?
>hollow knight didn't go on sale
Just saw myself in a security camera and i have horrendous posture. I look like someone broke my neck into a permanent L. Like imagine this image but at 90 degrees
>phewwww~
Down bad for Japanese girls again it seems
>>215373207It’s from leaning forward while playing video games.
>>215373207this one supermarket I go to has security camera screens at the self checkouts for some reasonI can't look at them because the camera angle focuses right on the crown of my head which is balding
>>215373176> decade old game that's been on sale a gorillion times> already only $15 for 20+ hours of contenti'm sorry to say but it's your own fault
An*me is a gateway drug to troonism
>>215373230bricked up asians are pretty uncommon irl. dunno why they're all over the place in anime and manga.
Armored Core VI and Space Marines 2 are on sale
>>215373097You have the stature of a 5 year old thoxdddd
I will not buy a game for more than $10 unless it never ever ever goes on sale or I've been waiting for years
>>215373306I'm 5'11"I wish I were shorterYou're mexican
>>215373264yeah i'm just gonna pirate iteat shit kike
>>215373348you're the only throwing a sharty and complaining because you're too poor to afford a $15 game.
>tfw taller than jasonoh no no no
Like a dragon gaiden the man who erased his name is also on sale
>>215373390>if you don't give me money you're poorclassic kike rebuttal
Hit 305lbs on bench.310 next week.If that works, 315 (3pl8 the week after).
Jason’s mother got that yummy yum
I downloaded 340gb of hentai to prepare for the end of the internet, and now that the jews demand I.D to use pornhub you come to me for help?
>tfw we're all 5'11 king of the manletsIt was fate
I smoke just a mongo retardo amount of weed. Somebody needs to take my entire body and put it underwater where there’s no air. My dick exists bitch. https://youtube.com/watch?v=eoAupjcnm1c
>>215373483I just started benching 25s on both sides
Good night my niggers
>>215373498Seems like governments always get more and more authoritarian
>>215370223Yes, ALL Asians…
>>215373480doesn't make me wrong.now just put the fries in the bag and i'll be on my way
Saudis and Jared Kushner's equity fund bought EA game, as if EA couldn't get any worse
>Be American>Go to school>Get shot>Go to the movie theater>Get shot>Go to church>Get shot
I just got my cheeks clapped for the first time and now I can't stop crying.
>>215373561take your reddit memes back to the synagogue
>>215369719>>215370223>>215373546They are asianBrits refer to middle easterners as asian because they are, the ME is in west asia. They refer to east asians (japs, gooks, chinks, etc) as orientals. To north Americans, east asia is closer and more familiar to use than west asia so we refer to them as asian. When we refer to Alexander the Great's conquest we talk of his battles in ASIA
There was blood in my Israel this morning. Idk if it was the chili I made or if I should call my doctor.
>>215373592>be Canadian>go to peaceful protest>have your bank account frozen>get beaten by police>have your property destroyed>get thrown in jail>be told you have no rights>get fired for refusing to inject yourself with poison>get shot by police for refusing to accept a life of slavery
Are you fr
>>215373626Asia originally referred to Anatolia, and then got extended all the way to Japan. Same as how Africa originally just referred to part of modern day Tunisia, but then got extended down to Cape Town
Skibidi Skewango!Uh oh I don’t feel so good. I can feel it coming out. I can feel it coming out of me. It’s coming out of me. My body is continuous with the world. I am violated infinitum. I can feel it coming out of me,
I can't believe B*d B*nny is going to host the superbowl halftime show
>>215373697Uh oh… stinky!
>>215373717>Bad BunnyMore like Broken Buck
>>215373717I can believe that
He doesn't even have English songs
>>215373496I have over 1.2 TB spread across 4 hard drives
Have sex with me NOW!!!
>>215373765yeah, because the NFL doesn't care about increasing market share among english-speakers. they desperately want to expand.
still haven't poo'd today in case you were wondering
having TBs of porn seems a bit excessive.
Bad Bunny is a lot more popular than Usher. Probably more popular than Kendrick too. It’s not a very surprising choice.
>>215373827Who gives a fuck
why waste your storage space on things you can find on the internetdo you ever actually use 99% of that porn
>>215373659>>215373592>Be old man in Canada>family has abandoned you>go to local grocery store to buy food>some zoomer gets in your face and starts screeching about face masks and muh 6 feet>tell him to fuck off and leave store>zoomer has a meltdown and calls police>OPP drive to your house and shoot you to death>then investigate themselves and decide you deserved to die and they did nothing wrong>CBC and CTV publish stories painting you as a villain because you lived a private life Such is life as a Canacuck.https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/family-members-fatal-haliburton-shooting-siu-1.5654149
>>215373717Voy a llevarte pa PRMami, pa que veas como es que se perrea
>>215373838many people in this thread seem to give a fuck. otherwise they wouldn't be talking about it.
>>215371785still waiting for another high school kino to unfold
>>215373765I hate this fake bisexual so much
Smoking Weed With Helios Creed
This bitch nigga chinese for real gots me smoking out the window,
>>215373848That could be me one day...
I prefer boiled cubes of potatoes with plenty of butter and salt and pepper rather than mashed potatoes
Guys I can’t post anymore. I used all the words and I don’t have anymore. My lips are peeling back to reveal my big retractable mandible. And I have HUGE milking tits.
>>215373958Yes, very good. But why clowns?
what's to stop a cartel or other organized crime member from forcibly taking you and medically transitioning you against your will. not just castrating but giving you tits and a vagina as well.
bocchi the cock
>>215373922Reading that article I basically saw myself 50 years from now. Dude found his own little slice of happiness in the forest, built himself a house, and literally wanted nothing more than to be left alone. Neighbours were busybody FAGGOTS who harassed him and insult him even in death. Seems like you basically have to live in a van and just run away your entire life or eventually they'll come for you.
>>215373985stop tempting jason like that
>>215373985This happens in this one movie, but I'd spoil the movie if I told you which it was
>>215373985It'd be like human centipede or TUSK only more disturbing
>>215373985Nothing but your own strength and wits
cum lol
dead thread in the middle of the daydark days for /cum/
>>215373046Endangered species but not the kind worth saving
Our girl is 28
>>215374252Was eating supper, I'll be back to my regularly scheduled shitposting soon
>>215374299sorry i don't support chuddettes
>>215374299who are these people?
>>215374299is left or right 28
>>215374299Happy birthday, queen
why am i so tired?
I don’t want to be attached to this body anymore I want to peel all my fucking skin off aaaggh
My contractor is so fucking fired
>>215374311I do>>215374316The queen of cum >>215374343Right
how do i let a woman know that i'm not looking for a relationship with HER bcuz she's loco but i'd still smash?
>>215374415What does she do?
pussy on the 'log
couldn't sleep. got up to smoke a cigarette. what are you guys up to?
>>215374474Working out
>>215374459Tell her exactly that. No filters. Just raw honesty when you are alone with her.It worked for me
this nigga gave me a ticket for $200 and told me he was giving me a break
>>215374459"I'm not looking for anything long term "
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbqJNtufXosthis song kinda blows, but the solo is better than in Hotel California. Skip to 2:24
>>215374490Cops get shot, God laughs.
>>215374487nice. i'm going to hit the gym in the morning too
My body is a machine that turns coffee and weed into schizo anxiety
How long before Sydney Sweeney is forced to marry some gross Hollywood jew and pump out some tribute mutts for the Chosennites?
>>215374543how long until you get a job?
>>215374543How the fuck should I know? “How long?” I said: How the fuck should I know? I don’t know about “how long” because, frankly, how the fuck should I know?
>>215374543She's going to have Glenn Powell's baby
>>215374490How fast we're you going? IRC my biggest ticket was like $160 for going 90 in a 75
2 more weeks
How the fuck should I know?
nothing. ever. happens.
>>215374556making you seethe like this is my job>>215374569give me a timeline down to the very minute>>215374577idk who that is but if he's not Jewish she's going to be in trouble
I did it without an album!
if albert einstein were alive he'd have a blackpink stan account on bluesky.
>>215374599>idk who that is Get with the times also she doesn't need jewish money she sells soap
>>215374580>>215374595Wait what's happening
>>215374612he would be driven by facts and logic, not emotions and hivemind, so he would be banned from bluesky
I got boogers but I’m 300 feet tall!
timmykikes are still mad
CALL ME MR. BENZEDRINE BUT DON'T LET THE DOCTOR INI WANNA BLOW OFF STEAM
>>215374677What r u doin in the ceiling fren?
soyjak pulling the coal alarm
my fucking condolences to the chick named "Kennedy"
>>215374684scared of evil anons
>>215374711It's not that rare, I went to high school with a girl named Kennedy
>>215374718Good thinking. Stay safe out there.
Finger my ass grandma
Someone make the new
Mask on………fuck it, mask off
Watching Jeopardy! in my hotel roomGetting everything wrong and feeling very stupid
the source of all is vibrationto seek it, call it meditation
>>215374811A toast! To the hotel tv!
Einstein's mother and mother-in-law were sisters.Einstein's father and father-in-law were first cousins.
>>215374833I'm being a good boy and not drinking :)
>>215374846Damn and that nigga was smart af. I wish I had female family members I could impregnate. But alas, I am alone on this barren earth.
>>215374846that's exactly my case as well
what would happen if you fucked your female first cousn?
>>215374884She'd cum probably
>>215374884I’d have a lot of fun
>>215374884I think God might frown but my dick would feel pretty nice
>>215374846How does that work?
>>215374884I would throw up
>>215374927Why would you be able to impregnate your sister if God didn't want you to?
Get it made
>>215374884cum juice would come out my pee hole
>>215374982Faith and ethics would be meaningless if you couldn't disobey God
I’m an ipad poster, which is even more shameful than being a phoneposter. But it allows me to post while taking a truly heinous and vile shit, such as right now for example.
>>215375002Why would God make it possible to impregnate your sister but not possible to impregnate a horse?
>>215375019Uhh hmm...
>>215375019I think God is just a big weirdo maybe
god isnt real you little bitch nigga
>336getting kinda late
>>215375047Oh yeah? Then how come there is something rather than nothing? Can you figure that out, smart guy?
I’m not making it
>>215375066That's just the default state of things
>>215375070You’re gonna make it
Not gonna make it either
>>215374619this guy has a closeted homo face, there's a 0% chance she won't come home to find him burying his face in some twink's asshole or getting piped out with some BBCs
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>>215374884I was in to my older cousin when I was younger she was cute and would always babysit me and she would shower with me way longer than she probably should have, nothing ever happened of course though
>>215375071Possible. But that’s a pretty unsatisfying answer too. Being a human is so gay. I wish somebody would figure out the meaning of everything already. I’m sick of waiting.
I'm not sleepy so cum I share with you one of the funniest things I've ever heard said to meThey shared a story about some other story so Idk the source A guy has erectile dysfunction and hasn't had an erection in 20 years. One day he finally gets one and ponders what to do with it. He thought it would be a waste to use it with a woman so he decided to choke himself and masturbate instead. He died.This dude chose asphyxiation over pussy
