This painting of George Washington is older than germany or italy
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>>215370563makes no sense, Washington was the good guy
Because nothing says "timeless nation" like standing dramatically in a canoe as if you're late to choir practice.
>>215370511The Kingdoms of Italy and Germany are about 1100 years old, purely from a legal standpoint. The regions themselves have had a distinct identity for a millennium longer. So I highly doubt your new world shithole is older than my country.
>>215370716he was going to castrate hessians for christmas >>215370796show me a map from before 1850 that has germany on it, tranny. also germany isn't even a country, it's a colony and the only thing you've ever produced is trannies and losing world wars
>>215370829educate yourself ever wonder why it was the archduchy of Austria before 1806? Or why the Brandenburgian magraves coped with the King of Prussia title?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Germany
>>215370511By your logic the USA was created in 1959, because that's when Hawaii became as state.
>>215370897that kingdom got destroyed and conquered by the holy roman empire >>215370934we didn't fundamentally change the constitution in 1959, yurocuck
>>215371091It was a constituent kingdom of the HRE alongside Italy, Bohemia, and Burgundy, you utter fucking retard.
kek they're seething
>say ignorant shit>dude seething lmaofamous murican banter
>>215370511>painting was made before 1990I should hope so
>>215371091Countries are dynamic. We had our last territory in 1959, and our last change to the constitution in 1992. again, you're stupid.
>>215371119so not an independent country, got it back to back world war loser>>215371164the US is older than germany, that's what happens when you lose wars, cope
>>215370511Isn't that a wonderful thing to think about!
>>215371239we didn't get rid of the constitution in 1959 or 1992, you gay retard. germany got an entirely new government and constitution in the 1950s
>>215370829>trannyWhy are zoomers obsessed with trannies?
>>215371377>Germany got a new government The very wording implies it had existed prior. We got a new government in May. Apparently that means the country is 5 months old.
>>215371377Moving the goal posts lol.By your logic, what is the "oldest" country?
>>215371392most of them think they are one
>>215371392>>215371476I'm not a zoomer and it's the second worst insult after calling someone indian
>>215371439the county existed in wwii and then you lost and got a new country and a new government. there was no germany in 1792>>215371454I'm not and the country with the oldest constitution which is like denmark or some shit
cool, very nice
>>215371522>new countryGermany as opposed to Germany?
>>215371522I didn't ask oldest constitution, I asked oldest country.
>>215371439>>215371551You're arguing in bad faith bro, he's rightThe first really unified German state with a national identity was the German Empire in 1871And modern Germany exists since 1949
>>215371527Umm these people didn't even know what to call themselves or even what country they were in. The USA invented doing that
>>215371587Not my problem you didn’t attend school here, Ahmed.
>>215371551it was an American colony before it was germany and it was nazi land before asking for a colony>>215371577the oldest country is the country with the oldest constitution
>>215371671>it was an American colonythe sheer self-obsession is admirable
>>215371630german schools are terrible. all germans learn about is how to not invent AC and how to lose world wars>>215371619>>215371527he was a holy roman
>>215371587and before that it was a total vacuum, the HRE wasn't a thing, and germans spawned out of the ground like mushrooms in 1871. it's the same garbage i have to read daily about belgian history, as if the burgundian netherlands didn't exist and this >>215371527 was painted a ghost
>>215371630You're just ragebaiting at this point
>>215371698bongolia and frogland were also American colonies, that's why they were occupied by American troops at the time
>>215371721I repeat, what country existed on German soil prior to whatever date that mutt faggot is spouting? I want a name.
>>215370676From a certain point of view
>>215371671>the oldest country is the country with the oldest constitutionWhy not something a bit more less silly, like recognized sovereignty among other nations, or independence from a greater power?A "constitution" in the legal sense is a modern idea
>>215371741>the UK was occupied by Americansok, this is just shitty trolling at this point
>>215371755>germany>the country of rape babies>calling anyone else mutts>>215371792he killed bongolians and frogs, that's based
>>215371798the US is still older than germany those definitions>>215371804We literally had American troops occupying bongolia before we handed it off to india
>>215372317>the US is still older than germany those definitionsNo its not It's okay to admit America isn't the best, or first, or greatest, at something. It doesn't take away from anything
>>215372289General Grievous killed Ogdo Bogdo?
the bricks in my house are older than your country
>>215372350show me germany on a map before 1850, tranny boy>>215372494any house made before 1949 has bricks older than your country
>>215372532You really can't find any maps made before 1850 that say "German people live in this area" or some variance of that?Even Julius Caesar knew what "Germania" was.
>>215372588there was no nation of germany before the mid 1800s. it's just a bunch of smaller kingdoms