>and now I'll make it so Anon's hair starts to fall at age 20>only the hair at the top of his head though, the hairs on his ballsack and asscrack get to stay there
>>215371290I look like that and say that
>>215371290Skill issue
>I made you in MY image>Yes, I too have a hairy hole that spits smelly digested food>I also happen to have a G-spot inside of that hairy smelly food hole but>Don't try to understand and DON'T trigger that G-spot
>>215371290>>215371433Xir plans are mysterious o algo
>>215371290He really do
>>215371290>>215371433Stop making fun of God, you'll burn in hell for all eternity
>>215371290 >you will NOT have sex without reproduction>no, I will not give you explicit ovulation signs and a fixed mating period synchronised with your partner like I did with every other creature>instead I will give you invisible ovulation and a permanent sex drive so you are forced to have sex without reproduction to actually reproduce
>>215371433I think this whole made in my image was supposed to be like spiritual and mental not you look liek god
>>215372307that would mean god is flawed mentally and spiritually like humans are thoughever
>>215371290
>>215373215Is this what meds do to people?
>>215371290>My child you have been repenting and praying your whole life>Here is chronic gastritis and nerve pain for you my child>Continue to pray and ask for forgiveness or else i will banish you from my kingdom when you die>Oh the satanic pedophiles that have control of the world, yeah its all part of my plan.
>>215371290i start losing hair at 16
>>215373548>In my limitless wisdom I have decided that my most sincere worshippers will be dirt poor turd worlders and turn satanists into billionaires
>>215372307God gets BPD and schizophrenia? God has narcissistic personality disorder and MDD? God is the world's biggest walking mental illness in that case
>>215371290>and now to enlarge anon's prostate
>>215371433>>215371290>>215372212it's always degenerates with these threads, it never fails to amaze me
>>215373215sovl vs soulless
Why do these threads always bring all the brazilians to the yard?
>>215374397every thread does that. /int is swarming with brazilians
>>215371290try transplanting the hair on your balls/ass to your head
>>215374336if you cum inside your wife on any other day than ovulation day you are committing a sin! REPENT!
>>215374336God creates degeneracy. He's the original coomer
>>215372307Actually no. In judaism god made the fleshy part of humans as well
>>215373215cable management is so tranny coded
>>215373735>>215373548God and Satan are the same personHe has split personalities
>>215374926Wrong. Jewish tradition explicitly believes "betzalmenu kidmutenu" means god gave humans spirit and mind. It's on the midrashim/exegesis
>>215371290remember that go made humanity according to his image
>>215374976Oh ok god didn't created the material world
>>215371433>I'll actually put your G-spot on your frenulum and ridged band >no wait cut it off What the fuck was xer problem
>>215375179He wanted his choosen people to be dissatisfied by women and try gay sex instead
>>215375262Doesn't he have tomes and volumes of gay gender theory in his religion? I'm pretty sure G-d was the first one to declare there are at least 8 genders
>>215374976>>215374926>G-d created man in his own image (EXCEPT for the fleshy bits)There, why didn't He just write it like that?
