Literally me edition
Might ask out the girl I like
sex
Just had some weed
imma ask you out, out of this thread, get the fuck out nigga
I’m a freelance scientist
>>215375088This guy seems like a fag.
>>215375155I don’t want to be an incel forever
Are you guys literal uncles? like you have a nephew talking gibberish here and there? I am :(
wogs
>>215375183My uncle is 12 years younger than me
Big zesty black boi on wheel of fortune absolutely crushing these whyte foids
Chili is in the bowl
What if it was called the Wizard of Poz and he was a gay rapist who gave all the munchkins AIDS?
>>215375183i do have a nephew
I’m here to see MF DOOM
Laptopberg died
>>215375234
Just benched 305 and ate a chicken sandwichGonna have tacos snd mac and cheese in a little bit tooSuccessful lucnh hour
I'm a little weak bitch and lifting weights is hard :/
Stupid fucking doordash driver went to the wrong store and now it's going to take an extra hour for my groceries to get here
I am tired of gfberg i barely even like her i want a skinny brown latina instead
>>215375267lying ass bitch
>>215375183Thankfully not yet, but it’s only a matter of time
>>215375287gaslight her and manipulate her into breaking up with you
>>215375265Rude
>>215375287Okay break up with her then, she deserves someone who appreciates her
>>215375287start acting like a gamer incel and she'll break up with you asap
>>215375287Just break up with her
>oh i have a gf oh woe is me oh i'm so sad about having a gf
Missed my job interview today. Hopefully they let me call back
Boy I wish I still had a girl friend instead of a bitch wife
>>215375333How did you miss it
Business idea: you pay a woman to have sex with you
>>215375287make sure have pics of you and her for your profile before you break up
>>215375374Done itIt's fun but it leaves you feeling empty inside
Who goes to red lobster and says let me get a lobster
>>215375183I helped raise my late partner's kid in a "drunken Uncle Rick" fashion, does that count?
What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?An investigator.
>>215375397LOL
>>215375389Not meNever been to one ever
People who are color blind see shrek with a normal skin tone
Business idea: pay a woman to worship her feet
>>215375284You mean you placed an order with a chain store without checking the address, I’ve done that before. Waited an hour for Burger King
>>215375374that's illegal
>>215375290Nuh uh i really did it>>215375287Unhinged
>>215375265That man in the gif is a chronic liar and hypocrite.
my woman died in July and I'm struggling to cope lads
A grandfather is teaching his grandson how to jerk offThe grandkid says "Grandpa this doesn't feel that good"The grandfather says "Wait until it's your cock!"
>>215375348I thought it was next Monday not today
Make America Again
>>215375458did she know your name?
>>215375425The Doordash driver is the one who didn't check the address. There are 2 of this grocery store near me an he went to the wrong one and instead of just shopping there he drove all the way to the correct one.He still hasn't started shopping and I placed this order nearly an hour ago.He has a 5 star perfect rating with more than 3000 orders, I'm tempted to give him a low rating for this, but I guess from his perspective he's trying to do me a favor?Idk I'm pissed and hungry
>>215375454And I suppose you're perfect?
>>215375458My condolencesWhat happened?
stop being racist and get a mexican friend
>>215375458Thats fucking awful man I'm sorry
>>215375502>stop being racist and get a WHITE GERMAN SOUTH BRAZILIAN friend
should i wear minion or da bob to the job interview tomorrow?
Like a shot of speedway methadrineComing on like a hot-head machineShe's my only teenage dreamIf you know what I mean
>>215375490Howdy!>you're perfectThank you buddy, you too. *tips cowboy hat in a humbled fashion*
>>215375523A trump hat
hi
Didn't do any work I was supposed to this evening award
>>215375458**hugs**
>>215375483I lived in her house for 6 years>>215375499Heart attack. She had a lot of health problems and tried to prepare me for this for a long time but it doesn't make it easier when it finally happens. Our last conversation was an argument, too. >>215375505thanks anon
Finished the hunger games. It was stupid>>215375537Sup bb
*rips a big gasser right into the side of your head as I walk past you in the movie theater to get to my seat*
>>215375556I would knock u the fuck out buttercup u aren't cut like me
>>215375545ctrl f "war" 1/1 matches in usa thread award
business idea: make good movies
>>215375567Did something happen?
>>215375565>bragging about being circumcised lol
>>215375568Yeah I don't feel like taxpayer money should be used to fund a movie about Lula or any politician for that matter, thank you
>>215375576:( You
>>215375553
>>215375554I’m sorry anonHow old was she
>>215375554When you find another woman one day (and you will) you have to hold her to very high standards and make sure she understands that you still love the one who you lost
Fallout show is unironically good and I'm excited for Season 2.
>>215375599why does he have 3 hands?
>>215375619he has many hands
>>215375619he doesn't the guy facing away from us just has a really long arm
>>215375599what was your relationship to her? wife? mom? landlady?
>>215375629scawy
>>215375619>why does he have 3 hands?Is this a rhetorical question? The answer is implied, isn't it? Thank you
I unfollowed all the newsshit twitter accounts I followed.I don't care about poolitiques. I'm detoxing.
>>215375634then why does he have 2 elbows?
>>215375634it looks like he has 2 elbows
>>215375615I enjoyed it but would not recommend it. The game had a whimsical sense of humor with a grim subject matter and they didn't marry that well
>>215375567What?
>>215375655>>215375656elbowsmind
>>215375088>mum messaged me>"[my high school gf's name] has been sending me emails. Do you guys still talk?>haven't talked to her in like 10+ yrs I wonder what her angle is. My mum didn't say what the actual contents of the emails were. Not sure what to make of this.
This is LITERALLY bullshit. It should've been Tay
BAP and those "Nietzschean Right" faggots spent the past few months arguing for censorship and now their ideology is officially illegal because it's anti-Christian LOL
>>215375680>mumAre you British?
>>215375615A girl who ghosted me was a big fallout fan and liked the show. Now I will never watch it out of spite
BONALB BLUMP
>>215375645>>>/s4s/12545095>>215375669fuck off tech illiterate retard ESL pajeet
>>215375682https://youtu.be/9jbt9w0bJvA
>>215375656>>215375655nothing in the rules that says he can't have 2 elbows
>>215375697
>"fallout fan">liked the show
>>215375707Reddit ass meme
>>215375687BAP is literally just an infantile Nietzsche.
>>215375704Are you okay?
>>215375680One of three things has happened:1.) She needs something from you, possibly a deep background check/reference thing or maybe money2.) She's a dried up roastie and her eggs are spoiling, she knows you never did anything with your life and probably needs you to dump a load in her so she doesn't die childless and alone3.) Tyrone has already planted his seed and she has been raising a horrid mutt baby on her own, but she needs a beta provider so she's turning to you for help in raising LaQuandraius Washington since his dad is in prison for 25-40 years.
>>215375743IT HAD WALTON GOGGINS, MISTER
i shall proceed to stop living
>Reddit ass meme
>>215375743Bethesda fallout fans LOVED the show
DONAL TRONG
If your Fallout isn't made by at least one of these four it'a guaranteed shit.
>>215375782
>New Vegas trannies can't enjoy anything outside their tribalistic autistic obsessions SAD!
>>215375183I don't have any siblings :<dad really should have known to not gable the family name!
>>215375758He's genuinely infantile. He was fired from the only job he ever had because he refused to give HR his address. His dad pays for his extravagant lifestyle in Brazil but he pretends it's all coming from book sales.
Doing hip thrusts in the gym so I can sex more powerfully.
The situation in the Sahel states of Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger and Benin as of September 2025. It's a shame the Azawad Liberation Front used to control the entire north of Mali. I hope they can regain their territory
>>215375793Point to where I asked
>>215375792These guys all have weak beta male prey eyes. I would obliterate them in a survival scenario.
BAP is literally my husbando
>>215375811Russians rape and murder random villagers here
>>215375793I wish futa was really and a cute and caring nice girl would absolutely rape my mouth with her huge futa cock
>>215375792Fallout was made by Cain and Boyarsky
No idea who BAP is but I'm sure it's someone stupid and unnoteworthy
>>215375810I did those today now my ass feels like a million pounds
Fallout 3/NV > Fallout 1 > Fallout 2 > shit > Fallout 4 > Fallout 76
>>215375821You're being catfished
>>215375811
>>215375842Nice! I’ve been focusing lower body a lot lately. Tryna get a big thick ass. Good luck with your booty.
>>215375610Ty. She was in her early 40s and I'm in my 30s but she looked way younger than me. We met in an unconventional way.>>215375611The thing is, she really was That Bitch and I couldn't find anything like her even if I tried. At some point in the future, I'll try the single life out after my sad alcoholic phase because I know she would want me to be happy and we were both sex addicts so the itch will return in force eventually. Maybe I'll try out strip clubs or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8&list=RDlpzqQst-Sg8&start_radio=1>>215375635we weren't married but she would literally attack other women if they got anywhere near me. she was jealous and pretty crazy which was a plus for me. I liked her yandere side, it kept me on my toes.
>>215375811Also insane how much territory Burkina Faso has ceded to JNIM (AL Qaeda) just recently
When I was a 12 year old boy in 1999 Slovenia, we used to go to my schoolmate's house who used to have a Celeron and play Fallout for the gorey critical hits. My mom wouldn't let me have a contemporary computer until I started high school, so I had to play Doom and DOS games on a B&W screen 386.
>>215375155Lol you're such a card
>>215375841Nick Fuentes if he was autistic and neo-pagan. Much like Nick, he also has acolytes in the gov trying to sway policy
>>215375885He doesn't have the cards
>12 year old boy in 1999
>>215375865You sound like a mentally ill faggot and I rescind my condolences Glad your crazy hag bitch is dead LOL
>>215375811Ibrahim Traore is unfathomably based and I support what he's doing
>>215375692No, I just thought it'd be funny to say mum instead of mom lol. Ngl she's pretty hot now. But she's only girl I've ever fucked or dated. Probably she's been sucking and fucking countless men in the years and years, I don't know why she's messaging my mom, but I'm wary of it being one of those "I'm blown out and had my fun on the cock carousel now time to settle down with a beta provider." situations. I absolutely categorically refuse to ever end up being someone's backup plan. I'll go the rest of my life never getting laid or experiencing intimacy before I lower myself to such a state
>>215375845>3 above 1 Why
fuck a leg day, nigga. arms chest and back only. never hit your protein requirements. always sleep less than 6 hours. always go to failure. #grindset
>>215375903I'm not the shrivelled balding mummy you think I am, not that it matters
ANOTHER PLACE ANOTHER TIMEWE TOE THE SAME SIDE OF THE LINE YEAH WE SAW EYE TO EYE EVEN THEN THE SADDEST SOUNDSWERE NOTHING LAUGHTER COULD NOT DROWNBUT WE ARE NOT LAUGHING NOW I SEE YOUR FACEIN MY SIGHTSI HESITATE AND THEN LOOK FOR A SIGN SOMEWHERE IN THE SKYYYYYYYY
>>215375928thats what i been doing
>>215375770We'll see soon enough but yeah I doubt it's anything good. Or it has nothing to do with me at all. Weird that she'd email my mom.
>>215375906>You sound like a mentally ill faggot>
>>215375906latinas love hard
just went for an incel walk
>>215375928I do everything in one day
>>215375926It's a worse setting/writing but a better GAME to PLAY
>>215375865Ignore the other anon. I hope you find someone else
I'm on day 2 of following this Canadian's adviceMy abs feel like jellyI can't do any of the planks or whatever so I just did bicycles and leg lifts
>>215375960W
>>215375918Based on what?
>>215375865Sounds like she was fun. Sorry for your loss, anon.
>>215375980tomato concentrate
let me tell you a couple of three things
>>215375877based mom
>>215375973What’s in the core webm?
N
>>215376004
>>215375967Not really, I recently replayed it and I was bored and found that I had barely anything to do.
>>215375991>couple>three?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
also, this game, you zoomers, you don't even know, it's a great big Indiana Jones adventure with a bit of Predator on the side
bouta go magilla gorilla on this Ben & Jerry's NonDairy Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream
>>215375980firstly he has drip, and secondly he's probably the president in the world that is most rapidly trying to improve the lives of his citizens by strategically taking shady deals in order to fuck over the French and kick them out.
My favorite call of duty campaign in modern warfare 2
Favorite whiskey? Alternative question, favorite cold weather alcohol?
>>215376017that's gonna do fuck all. if you wanna get big you need to lift heavy weights
>>215376017Seems good. Hanging leg raises are nice too. I want to fuck her.
>>215376038Had that as a kid and could never figure out how to play itGuess I should it hit it again now that I'm slightly smarter
>>215376055Wild Turkey
I love New Vegas, but I literally cannot bring myself to play it anymore. I played it so much that it’s just too boring for me now
>>215376055Crown Royal Northern Harvest or Crown Royal Reserve 12 year.
>>215376068zame
Just did an absolute blinker off my weed vape just now.
someday i hope to be the top donator in an e-girl's chat
>>215376060I'm also doing the exercises mentioned >>215375973 here with a barbell.I don't want to get "big", I want to not be flabby>>215376062I'm not entirely sure if that's a woman
>>215376047He looks like a retard and it sounds like he's running a corruption scheme
i gave up playing new vegas because it was too boring
>>215376084basedI'm only doing a little because I am a responsible adult with a job tho
>>215376099doo doo dog ass dogshit opinion kill yourself immediately
>>215376081I recommend trying to play the DLC’s at level 1. It was a fun challenge that actually made me have fun with the game again. But then after I beat them i got bored again
>>215376065well you have to hit the secondary plasma rifle projectile with a primary function blast. Or just use the flak cannon that goes PLAP
>>215376021Your opinion is wrong.
>>215375991No scraps in my scrapbook>>215376024>t.looks like a puerto rican whore
>>215376092>>215376060Oops, a dumbbell not a barbbell
>>215376094The French government and the French-owned companies extracting resources and enslaving people is the corruption scheme, anon.
I did not care for Elden Ring
>>215376099I loved it but I never completed the final quest because I ran out of locations where I could roam free
>>215376110i didn't give an opinion. i stated a fact.leaf education i guess.
>>215376140OHHHHHHHHHHH YOU WERE SHATTERED BY SOMEONE OR SOME THING
>>215376116I couldn't get out of the tutorial zone or something lolThis was over twenty years ago
>>215376055Buffalo Trace or Evan Williams if I'm feeling cheap
Got further into Doom 3, I changed my opinion from thinking it’s ok to actually enjoying it now. Plus the game isn’t scary once you realize it only throws 2 enemies at you at any moment
learning how to draw so I can make money by selling furry art for rich neurosurgeons and quantum engineers in the first world
If you think about it logically your best option is to find an abused or down on her luck prostitute and rescue her, there's no such thing as a virgin anymore and she's traumatized so she'll never fuck another man, and you saved her so she'll be greatful and loyal
>>215376137Yeah sure lol
If blue states stop paying taxes they can starve trump out of office. Blue states are all donor states.
>>215376179Doom 3's cutscenes are a masterpiece of economy, despite the accusations of it aping HL, D3 is much more laconic about itself than the nuDooms
Videogames are lamesauce. What books do my /cum/ niggas be readin? Yesterday I bought myself a copy of The Camp of the Saints since I saw it had been reprinted for the first time in like 50 years. I don't even necessarily plan on reading it, but I prob will. It was like $40 bt w.
The last games I loved were Cyberpunk 2077 (after they fixed it) and Tears of the Kingdom. Don’t know why those ones hit the sweet spot for me, but they did. Fun gameplay and fun exploration, I guess.
>>215375983Thanks man, she was a fucking blast to be around. Lived in Brazil for years and could do things you wouldn't believe.
He loves you and there's nothing you can do about it
>>215376184please read a history book, I beg you
>>215376206I’m gonna start reading some survival books, knowing what local plants are edible and shieeet
>>215376206> booksi used to be the kind of kid who would spend all day every day reading but as an adult my attention span has been fried from spending 16 hours on the computer every day for 10 years so i don't think i could last 10 pages without getting bored.
Every time my sister has lag in league I am asked if I'm torrenting(have not torrented anything in years and would cap my dl speed even if I were)
>>215376220I hope that’s true. But I’m gonna do everything I can to resist anyway because I’m a self-destructive retard.
>>215376220kek fuckin idiot
The amount of fearmongering I've seen over finasteride on this site honestly makes me think it's paidIt's either that or oldfag baldcels are seething at the thought of not being able to go back and time and save their hair
>>215376237can i get her tag so we can play a few matches
>>215376206I listen to a lot of Weird Tales horror stories from the 1930's on HorrorBabble on YT
>>215376182The sad part is that's a viable strategy. My high school girlfriend loved drawing dragons and other fantasy stuff, but I was never able to convince her to turn to the dark side so we could be rich. Shame.
>>215376220Everyday I will thank him for everything he has done for me and for what he has helped me achieve and follow his word. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>215376243I’ve been on fin for 4 months. So far so good I guess.
>>215376253She's diamond 2 or something
>>215376243>seething at the thought of not being able to go backseen it before on /fit/
>>215376198that's not how the government works
>>215376206Started reading Ratzinger's "Jesus of Nazareth" He is was a gifted theologian but a lot of it rings hollow when you remember he didn't do almost anything to stop the pedo priests and even less to actually bring them to justice, possibly even trying to cover it up I genuinely believe his and Francis's papacies put the final nail in the coffin for serious Catholicism and it will now only be for third world retards who live in hell on earth
I used to say that canadian twink boi butts used to smell like maple syrup but now that i've been thinking about it they probably, at best, smell like old laundry detergent mixed with sweat. this is assuming they've put on fresh underpants and haven't pooped
>>215376296good, she can boost me
The devil is a liar
>>215376066I got 2 bottles for 30 dollars
Gonna shut off my phone and watch a Vietnam documentary. Nobody make any good posts while I’m gone
Zoos are gonna look like libraries in a thousand years
>>215376303I thought most of that stuff happened back during John Paul II’s time. I don’t think Benedict XVI is really to blame, much less Francis.
>>215376243i've never fearmongered, i just don't want to be on medication for the rest of my life.
>>215376352Enjoy being bald ig
>>215376347It happened during JP2 but it started coming to light after and they didn't do enough to bring those responsible to justice
>>215376243I dunno it looks like a placebo desu desu
>>215376319She doesn't play with noobs
Being a bald white man is dignified thoughThe men who built civilization were all balding to some extent
I didn't know much about computers in 2021 and I paid 600 CAD for a shitty prebuilt with a 3200g, 8GB of RAM, 1TB HDD, and a proprietery motherboard. I am still using this piece of shit and I will not stop because I want to milk every last drop of life out of it to make up for how hard I got ripped off
>>215376322well you know I wish he'd go back to making good movies in the vein of The Exorcist instead of all those modern The Possession/Haunting of [white American girl], because those all SUCK
>>215376346You get in more trouble cranking it at the zoo than at the library.
>>215376379get cancer and die already
>>215376375Why were they balding?
>>215376397eyyy, can't a guy be Slovenian ovah heah?
I posted in the wrong oneI'm not sleepy so cum I share with you one of the funniest things I've ever heard said to meThey shared a story about some other story so Idk the sourceA guy has erectile dysfunction and hasn't had an erection in 20 years. One day he finally gets one and ponders what to do with it. He thought it would be a waste to use it with a woman so he decided to choke himself and masturbate instead. He died.This dude chose asphyxiation over pussy
>>215376262Fucking based, man. I rip them now tho and listen to them using an audiobook listening app so I can slow it down. And yes I know I can do that on Youtube too but I'm a die hard digital archivist and anything I like or think is cool I am going to try to save.>>215376334I haven't watched a movie in a hot minute. I dl'd Twelve Monkeys a few days ago but I haven't watched it yet.
>>215376263I can't blame her. They make those cutesy comics which aren't really different from saturday morning cartoons, but then they get oddly specific with their kinks and animal's private parts. The alternative for me is picking fruit.
>>215376399They were aging men of European ancestry
>>215376359being bald requires no upkeep. it's a simpler life.
>>215376406i don't know why i said that. i apologize
>>215376360Oh ok I see what you’re saying. I agree in essence. The sex abuse scandals are one of the big reasons I fell away from the church. I think Pope Francis seemed like a decent guy though. I think he was genuinely compassionate. That’s just my read, anyway. And Ratzinger was a brilliant guy, as you said.
Is teaching Democritus illegal now because he's anti-religion? What are we doing, man
>>215376418I look like this
just ate some 2 day old popeyes coleslaw, and it was likely 12 days old before i even got it. food poisoning in my future. pray for me brothas.
I'm nondenominational Protestant.
>>215376370i have an account on NA server from way back in the day before there even was a br server, might have been in the beta idk
I'm an atheist but I don't want the stigma so I say I'm agnostic
>>215376410Alright, I think you wouldn't mind if I told you how much better the book A Scanner Darkly is from its admittedly sparkling movie rendition, and the dark cyberpunk allure of Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said, and of UBIK, which is the best unfilmed American novel, bar none.
Eric Clapton’s “A Scanner Darkly”
>>215376469>he's a stigma male>>215376488Buddy..........I love PKD. I've read all of those. Not sure if I agree with you on your last point but that is a total mindfuck of an amazing book.
I'm a smegma male
>>215376243way more finasteride shills than fearmongers. the amount of times i've seen people say "there are no side-effects" is incredible.
>>215376455I am an atheist, son of an atheist, son of an atheist, and possibly two more iterations of the same. Also, my paternal granfather got labelled Aryan by Nazi Germany despite being quite brown.
>>215376300He can get into more debt or print moneyEither way he will crash and burn
>>215376502Eric Clapton let his son fall out of a window just so he could write a song about it.
>>215376428Both were not up for the task of bringing them to justice and damaged the image of the church for many of people, myself and family included. I agree that they were both not bad popes in general, which is showcased by the theological progress Benedict made and the proselytizing Francis did, but the sex abuse scandal was the greatest challenge the church faced in a long time and both completely fumbled itI think it's probably actually because they couldn't do anything about it as the scandal is much worse than what leaked and the pope doesn't hold as much power in the church as he is made to seem My father's opinion is that, in the grand scheme of scandals and fuck ups the church has suffered and/or committed, this is small fish and that it will sort itself out (not good for my faith though)
>papist nonsense
Spinster riding tf out me rn
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>>215376572Spinster seemed more like the passive type
I
wow ur so cool and interesting... *rapes you*
>>215376546Good thoughts, I agree with you. Your dad might be right in terms of the whole life of the Church, stretching out for generations to come. But in our lifetime, that black eye is not going away. And even though it’s true that many other institutions are plagued with the exact same issue, the Church must be held to the highest possible standard. It’s really depressing stuff. So many lives are destroyed by sex abuse.
>>215376607Spinny when she meets a serial killer
FUCK IT ALL AND NO REGRETSI HEED THE VOICE IN THESE DARK SETSTO TIE THE NOOSE OR HANG MYSELFST. ANGER ROUND MY NEEEEECK
Cocky want boing boingCOCKY WANT BOING BOING
>>215376610I lost my faith way before that, but it was the last straw for me. Sucks becoming increasingly misanthropic as you get older with no end in sight, I miss believing in Christ but I just don't anymore
>>215376627can't have shit in detroit
Citizen superior, Comrade Chekist, give me a cigarette
Vikings becoming Muslim is less offensive to me than Europeans becoming Christian.
>>215376663boobz
>>215376610This is why I don't believd in religion as an institution. There will be always someone ready to take advantage of people using their faith.
>>215376610>So many lives are destroyed by sex abuse.It’s true. A friend of mine was molested as a kid, and he’s run the gamut of mental health issues. We’ve talked about it and he describes it like this hollow feeling that never fully goes away. It’s like a person’s self-esteem is never able to form properly when it’s been shattered in such a way. Sex abusers really are the scum of the earth.
>>215376639Matthew 24:12.
>>215376663you don't get it, O'Brien musedwe have always been in the cigarettes tooyou have literally been smoking authoritarianismin your little...trysts
>>215376697Nineteen Eighty-four?
Y'know Spinster doesn't come around here anymore because of incels like y'all
>>215376509stop replying to foreigners. have you read counter-clock world?
are there any successful famous people who use meth daily
>>215376709we have always been posting on /cum/
>>215376716Spinster wasn't real. I was pretending to be a woman.
>>215376639You should look up "minimal facts argument"
For me, it's the ATR-72.
>>215376639Yeah same. I still have a soft spot for Catholicism. But I don’t have faith. It’s sometimes bleak but I can’t delude myself into believing.
>>215376742that's cruel
>>215376742>pretendingyou are a real woman. you are valid. you are worthy.
christian larpers are the most annoying people on this site because its not even good bait, if there was some semblance of this place not being a shithole you could swing it but its too on the nose
>>215376721No, I don't think I've heard of it.Currently I'm reading a book on the CIA.
bossberg forgot to give me a task today so i just sat at my desk and did nothing for 8 straight hours.
imagine forcing jason to use a voice changer and pretend to be a girl while you jerk off together on voice
farts are exceptionally stinky today
have i ever told you how good it feels to hold you
You know the thing is that about 3 out of every 5 bar bands here as well as across the water would have their set greatly improved by including a rendition of 'St. Anger' because base electric blues and country/hard rock are fucking awful, really
>>215376797Why would you imagine that when you could imagine an actual woman jerking you off instead?
>>215376808>I’M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU>I’M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOOOOUUU
>>215376814because I have creativity and free will? What are you a mindless npc just imagining the most vanilla thing possible?
I will keep the faith until the day I die. I will not let my heart wax cold. I will complete the marathon. Despite my sins I will always love my Lord.
>>215376753make this the new
>>215376860>>215376860
>>215376855>>215376855>>215376855
I vote we don't use the Twitter screenshot thread
>>215376864>>215376865>1 second
>>215376875I vote you should kiss me
>>215376837That's just porn addiction blud :skull:
>>215376377why not upgrade the RAM at least
>>215376695Not why I lost my faith, it had more to do with whether the Resurrection really happened or not and whether the prophetic elements from the Old Testament were really fulfilled by Christ in reality or just retconned into the gospels It is a matter of faith at this point and I just don't think ill ever believe it again >>215376746Ok I will check it out >>215376755Same, nice chatting with you
