homer is dead edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMz-silLVyg&list=LL&index=5
brother lover just logged in
Watch Skins
DTFIC, just be nice to me. Yes, I was raped, is that an issue?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSZuyPA5-1Y
good night everyone <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvRjvllFAgMSounds like we're in the market for a big old war
congratulations, you are the recipient of the nonce of the year award, please pop into Scotland Yard to claim your goodies.
>>215378526Kill yourself raped paedo.
David Lammy
>>215378558
Rewatch it now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Great_Black_Britons#2020_list
>>215378601Mental how you can't help yourself.
played altered beast three times and couldn't even get past the eyes bossboomers could beat this entire game with just one 20c coin and here I am stuck on level 2 like a mug
mentally ill freak hour is it
Honestly, if you weren't groomed (by a woman) as a teenager, you can't claim to be mentally ill.
>>215378659well this nonce >>215378526 was raped by his brother and i doubt this nonce >>215378591 has had a single sexual encounter in his life
>>215378673Well the issue is that was men who raped them.
>>215378673>was raped by his brotherqrd?
remember: you a bad bitch and dont let no nigga steal your power. Head up queen remember who the fuck you is
this just in ladsthey're saying this 'Donald Trump' fella may be a nazi
>>215378673what
she really is quite pretty
>>215378772pure undiluted gdp
>>215378774Yes, had quite the crush on her as a wee lad, I did.
Biggest image hosting website in the world has now blocked UK IPsEnjoy the new world
>>215378852what website is that?
>>215378876https://imgur.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRm0NDo1CiY
the last anglo American
>>215378852You WILL NOT use the Imgur.You WILL NOT post on the small forums.You WILL NOT purchase the 18+ Steam games.You WILL use the Digital ID.You WILL consoom the AI slop.And you WILL be happy.
might watch that slow horses programme, heard it's good and it had Gary Oldman in it and he's. good actor haha
>>215378891
KILL KEIR STARMER.
>>215378913mad how embarrassing our oppressive government is
>>215378891Jon McAfee
>>215378772would to be fair
>>215378936I honestly believe the 2024-onwards Labour government is the worst government (in moral terms) that Britain has ever had.Just totally fucking repugnant, repulsive people imposing draconian restrictions on all of us for no reason other than the fact it lines their own pockets.Just massacre them all. Fucking cunts.
>>215378925mad the way his name is Oldman and now he is actually an old man
*enters brit*
>>215379008
>>215379038the raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiPon8lr48UMetal Gear Solid was very important in my life.
>>215379067did you play the remake of 3? did you like it? I want to play it but I'm not paying full price
>>215379085Not bought it yet. But I do wanna play it. Just haven't got the money right now innit. Seen some streams tho and it looks great
Remember the Margate Legend?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRmLApI4Z0o
>>215379067>>215378852related video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gGLvg0n-uY
>>215378948Are you Irish diaspora?
>>215379190OSA is gonna put an end to your entire life lol
>>215379202Explain the fart fetish to me. Why exactly would you be turned on by a woman expelling smells that are disgusting and repugnant? Are you mentally ill?
That’s a tranny getting bummed and farting out cum.
>>215379226>a woman
play video games? nahwatch multi-hour long video game retrospective videos on YouTube?you damn right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqO5h3-HFW8
>>215379238Whether that is or isn't a woman, it doesn't matter.There are still a disturbing amount of men on this website (and elsewhere on the internet) who appear to be turned on by women's farts.Why? Somebody explain it to me. Why be turned on by disgusting, stomach-churning shit smell? I don't get it.
Usyk said “My Lord is Jesus Christ.” in Saudia ArabiaChrist is King!
>>215379309More like Christ is Cuck.
mine smell like sugar cookies and cupcakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKOXLOsA2tA
Need Emma Watson to blast my nostrils with an absolutely pungent, vile fart. >>215379295Agreed, it’s degenerate and disgusting.
>>215379432Go kill yourself ASAP. Go plant a bullet in your skull, right now.
Commuting to toil toil looms
>>215379432Emma reminds me of the girl who loved me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSYr0etDzRM
/brit/ isn't usually this bad at this hour
>>215379600Nobody's even postin'... The thread is dead.
>>>/pol/517629770>>>> Anonymous (ID: Op9iRmZw) 09/29/25(Mon)21:38:49 No.517630248▶>File: twank u.png (177 KB, 600x651)>Shame on Sabrina Carpenter.
Watching talking sopranos
>>215379618who actually uses /pol/ in 2025
morning!
Tori my beloved xxx
>>215379726women are so beautiful desu
I’m pooing in the rainI’m pooing in the rainWhat a glorious feeling My undies are stained
At least we're not speaking German
>>215379813literally me
>>215379813Mental how fit Effy was.
I feel much better when I don't use 4chan but I keep coming back.Why?
>>215379822>>215379838
>>215379848Desperately need her to suck my cock
>>215379858
>>215379839i use 4chan more when i have less going on, so i usually feel lonely and useless
>>215379876Effy's bum
Just back from first day of unitoil
>>215379754I love her a lot
>>215379891
>>215379925She was over 18 here.
>>215379937
>>215379813>>215379848>>215379925Whomst’ve
>>215379942Unreal. She needs a shag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYMqN582LDs
>>215379943>>215379959
bunch a freaks this morning
>>215379636samewhich episode are you on
Bet she can shit like a mule.
Barry Lyndon
Give me a girlfriend who is as hot and alluring as she ishttps://youtu.be/8rPpGcxiNOI?si=r2hDMZ0TDOEE1xxI
Mohammed was a paedophile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlBVhL0xrnE
>>215380019Absolutely correct. Islam is the pedo’s religion.
>>215380026mad how beautiful yet boring this film is
>>215380019Starmtroopers will be having a word with you momentarily
>>215379971how do we save dougie?
>>215380030>>21538003540)Chapter: The marrying of a daughter by her father to a ruler(39)Narrated `Aisha:that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death).
>>215380031Give it another go someday
>>215379726>>215379914>>215380010
>>215380026for barry, it was the mcChicken
>>215380075When i walk down the stairs in my undies puffing a fag i need to "have some respect" and "get a job"
I will be fucking rich one day
remember that movie barry lyndon was in called paper moon? sad
>>215380097No I don’t unc
>>215380082What's the plan?
>>215380106If I told you, my method would become saturated
>>215379971michael portillo wannabe
>>215380081What about when you get undressed in front of your friends?
kinda mad that wikipaedo is still posting after all this timeimagine spending an entire decade spamming a dead child to a foreign forum where nobody, not a single person, wants youi mean im not exactly one of life's big winners but fucking hell
>>215380138how do you know all this
*slrrrrrrp*
Me
>>215380161White car had it coming.
>>215380198In America you probably wouldn’t get in trouble for that would you? If the white car is constantly brake checking you then switching lanes to stop you passing and keep brake checking you
She's got spums on her head while walking about fking grim
>>215380222She’s so leng unlike the other one blue something
Not quite sure where my arse pain is coming from. Rode a bike like 3 days ago, perhaps it's delayed onset from that
>>215380216If you drove on without stopping it would be considered a hit and run.
>>215380161>RWDnot even once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uoox9fpmDP0The string bend at 2:00 nearly drives me insane every time.Every time my thinking grows more abstract a little mouse runs up the fretboard and it plays in my head.
>>215380145there are nutsos who spend all their time here and think they can recognize specific posters and end up creating these imaginary friends/enemies and posting about them all the timeit's kind of creepy but mostly sad
‘Labour of Love’ installation, 2022, a visual depiction of the 650 times artist Sarah Maple fed her baby over three months to highlight the sheer volume of work that is expected of mothers and to challenge people to rethink the value of the time spent
stay in your containment thread retards
>>215380273what in th esaarach maclachlan edie brickell new bohemian ten thousand maniacs natalie merchant dave maththew's band
Did my best today. Gonna rest up and do the same tomorrow
starmer quaking
>>215380443Why does mr polanski not use his real name
>can't pronounce 'l'>can't pronounce 'th'>can't pronounce half the vowel sounds in englishand lond*Ners have the gall to mock others' pronunciation
Vrily nigga?
>>215380456his family changed their name to something more anglo when he moved hereis that his "real name"?
>>215380252But can’t you say you feared for your life
>>215380456zack polanski is apparently his real name. he was born David paulden “at the hopes of evading antisemitism”
>>215380462some people fink im bonkuhsbut i just fink im fwee
im polanski too
>>215380534
>>215380536I thought you were english
Meine wankshaften ist gebrüchen
Fuck my beautiful queen Candace Owens has embarrassed herself online
im poowankski
fizzy mango orangeade
>>215380576>owenswelsh queen
good meowning :3
>>215380600Kys cunt
>>215380423>your bestnot good enough. start emulating winners instead of hanging out with losers and then convincing yourself its ok because you tried your best.
>>215380594the tom jones haplotype
>>215380600>meowFOY
>>215380600good meo-ACK
>>215380608did you mean to reply to me?
>>215380614You wouldn't know what a winner was if you sucked his cock gingerpedo
>>215380607he said if Farage deports those legal people it would tear the fabric of our country apart. And that you can only be a true patriot if you care about everyone in your country not just a specific group.
>>215380628sent that raped freak flying
I be of bamorof bi beam
>>215380615
>>215380607what a fucking cunt
>>215380635so basically low-grade rhetorical shilling for international capitalsame story since the war
i used to have a british friend when i was younger we shared an inside joke about this shitty looking candy he always bought from a british supermarket chain the candy was chalky and banana shaped(intended to be a banana, tasted of banana) does anyone know the name of this thing? i can't find it anywhere and i've been searcging so long to no avail :(
>>215380646I feel warm all over
>>215380655are you talking about banana runts?those are not british
>>215380628>>215380636
>>215380655they're quite nice actually
sir fabric tearer
>>215380655I remember them, and the pink prawns too, and they were absolutely foul
>quite nice actually
>>215380660
luv this type of tights
Even fucking imgur is blocked nowFFS we are going to end up with a walled internet as bad as North Korea
>>215380684how do you invert a sugar syrup
>>215380722syrup sugar
>>215380720Mate it’s too early for a wank don’t tempt people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJyobqUDowQ
>How did you know I'm Irish?
Miss Nell Tiger Free
>>215380777cool toned lip is an interesting choice
>>215380721IPFS will always work m9
What does pussy taste like
>>215380806in what ways?
>>215380684>>215380689foam bananas... that's it thanks guys i will try these myself
>>215380830just doesn't seem like the obvious choice on her coloringactually the lip is probably a neutral pink but looks cool on her because she's so warm toned
>>215380815Qrd?
neutral pink hotel
>>215380821metallic and salty with a musky aroma
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>215380869Mmmmmm nice
>>215380890I guess
>>215380876brilliant
think I'm encountering a migraine :(
Wake up, Mr. West, Mr. WestMr. Fresh, Mr. By Himself, he's so impressed
>>215380854like bittorrent without the trackers (ie all public)content is addressed by their hash value rather than a location like a URL (think, magnet links)and there are public http gateways, so you can link to one of those if you upload e.g. an image and want others to easily access itthere are lots of other technical innovations that make it very cool, but these are the key differences with the web for regular users
camtahfuckon ye just drop bully stop postponing it you bastard
>>215380992Is it easy to use? I've been looking into things like Fediverse
>>215381006I'm about to sleep now (lol) so I'll just say the main issue right now is indexingThat is, it is fairly easy to use if you can wrap your head around something like torrents, although large-scale indexing of content is very lacking. But on an individual level, it is fine. If I was staying up I'd take time to explain why it (as a 'pure p2p' network) has far more potential than the Fediverse, which in short, suffers from the same scaling issues as the Web.
>>215381056How can you be going to sleep at 7 am that doesn’t make sense are you using a vpn
have to go to work now so my earning can be stolen to fund the 10 trillion somalians and nigerians x
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>>215381056>large-scale indexing of contentBy which I mean, nobody has yet built many actual indexes of hashes like a search engine. But it can be done.ok nap time>>215381100NEET lyfe
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got the static x on
>>215381120I’m a neet and I woke up at 5am that’s no excuse bud
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>>215381108good lad we've all got to do our bit x
can’t decide on what tattoo I should get
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>215378705I did nazi that coming!
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
get the cousins shagged
>>215381214>t. nhs
>>215380443Just three Jewish homosexuals staring at each other...
Got the Pumba the Caracal videos on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Mh-ndtqAY
>>215381314Gay
Netanyahu: The Bible says those who bless Israel will be blessed, and those who curse Israel will be cursed.
>>215381389no it doesn't it says those who bless Abraham will be blessed
>>215381360>
>>215381410You are a nazi
Wanna get fucked up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imNtSPM3-r4
I have an effigy of a black man hanging by a noose in the front yard and people are like “cool Halloween decoration” and I’m like Halloween decoration?
>>215381500
we must be better men
>>215381531get a job then
massive toil poo ongoing
relax it was just a joke
sandpapering my jeb end
back
>>215381360>buys chevron
thinking about that part in FF8 where they shag in the spaceship
lads
good morning you evil incel worms
>>215381909mornin babe
Imagining the fat dribbling retards who answer "don't know" on all the surveys
>>215381941I do it to skew results
Laying in bed and straining and farting and groaning audibly until my up stairs chines e neighbour kicks my door in and batters me to death with a wok
go post somewhere else
in quite a pathetic fashion l've been up all night smoking weed and drinking cider
I would rather smell Emma Watson’s farts than a fat hairy Mexican guy’s for instance.
>>215381941i wish there were more dont care options
at toil, sucking my first ffee of the day>>215382028based
>>215382028i would have thought those substances prohibit staying awake all night considering they're sedatives
Turned down a colleague asking me for a shift swap. Not rude though is it, he was asking for me to pick up a Saturday shift. I don't want to work Saturday either, I have a life too (I mean don't really but he doesn't know that).It would have meant I'd be working Saturday and Sunday and then Monday Tuesday Wednesday. Not doing that.
>>215381904corr which one is boyzone?
>>215382099cool story bro
>>215382099say yes but only if he lets you cum in his arse
decided to ditch all my boxers and wear briefs instead.
>>215382143the ladies will love that
>>215382160the gf probs will 2bh. will accentuate my bulge
>>215382099He black?
>>215382099you should have just said yes so that every time somebody needs to shift swap you're the guy they first approach
my willy is like a tiny elephant's trunk
>>215382223may i see?
>>215382203This is a good point, made wrapped up in your snarky comment there.He's not someone I regularly talk to although I don't mind him. He wouldn't speak to me otherwise, nor I him. So I don't owe him anything. And I don't want to seem like a pushover.
gay poo scream
>>215382230no
right get the coffee sucked
>>215382099I only agree to swap shifts with the attractive girls
>>215382263on my third cup
>>215381941Ktim, I genuinely don’t know most of the time what the best answer is. Who would the best PM be out of these five people? Got no idea do I
>>215382028what cider
>>215382303lnches
>>215382284Why? It's not a favour that can ever be cashed in for anything more than a shift swap that you want later down the line. Even then, they're still liable to say no because they're less concerned with your opinion of them than you are theirs of you. Any attractive girl using her attractiveness to get a shift swap is exploiting you.
rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorke
leftypol still working a shift based job at the ripe age of 28
>>215381941If you just say Don't Know to all as quickly as possible on all questions eventually they get wise that you're not even reading the questions.Then they insert one that says something like "which of these brands have you heard of" and it's shit like McDonalds or Coca-Cola so you can't in say Don't Know. Well you can but then they say you're a robot.
>>215381575i thought he was going to head butt the wall or something cool
>>215382046She could defecate on my face and I would happily take it all
don't know
>>215382378>>215382378>>215382378>>215382378
>>215382349whatre you doing surveys for
>>215382324> >“If I go to a grand reception where lots of people are being polite to me, I’m sort of exhilarated for a bit, but then sick,” Stewart said. He grimaced, his teeth showing, and held the expression until he looked like a sky diver.
diet started this morning, saving my money started this morning, we are on the way lads
>>215382099Race of this individual?
