Prev >>215376855Got that dog in me edition
wieners
me? im retarded
>>215379811I'm grading bio-chem exams right now60 down, 100 to go
wasted the day award
>>215379826For me it’s wasting the last decade
>>215379826i got 100% and all collectibles and crests in silksong today! it was sorta fun. do you ever like to play games?
The carnival is god, we’ve always been behind him And may all juggalos find him
>>215379823why?>>215379826same haha
Juggalos are gross
>>215379847Every time I'm reminded that ICP is strongly christian I get a good laugh
Is we getting a car company
Kind of need to jerk off, but also kinda don't want toJust another sad wank session in the bathroom. IDK what's the point But I'm getting ornery.. I haven't jerked in like four days.
>>215379859can you imagine jesus side by side with the insane clown posse lmfao
had a productive day and am still not satisfied
>>215379854>why?currently my way of getting paid as a graduate student
>>215379870doesn’t seem that far fetched since he was pretty big on hanging out with freaks like whores and tax collectors
Anyone know a reliable way to get rid of some owls? I'd shoot the fuckers but they're protected and I'd get fined for unlawful discharge. I tried putting up one of those Japanese deer scare things but the owls didn't give a shit and the neighbors complained so I had to take it down. I'm just so sick of the honking and screaming all night.
>>215379859They pissed off half of their fans when they released that song
drinking milk
>>215379889leave them alone!
>>215379869Also does anyone elses body make weird noises when horny?Like for me you can audibly hear this distinct noiseIt's embarrassing because I wonder if others around me can tell / know what it is
>>215379889WHO cares??
Jesus Christ is my Lord and Saviour
>>215379889Your mom got fined for unlawful vaginal discharge
>>215379877what are you studying?
>>215379913marine biology
>>215379903LOL
>>215379916Semper Fi brother…
My nigga that's crazy but I don't remember asking
>>215379903>not who gives a hoot
>>215379928Bodied that fag
>>215379935great frog
>>215379916you're that calicel right?
>>215379889>I tried putting up one of those Japanese deer scare things but the owls didn't give a shit and the neighbors complained so I had to take it down.Land of the “Free”
>>215379916Do you live in Oregon?
this is a one not samba it starts done here real low and then it goes up higher something something something and then the flute does the thing where it flutters or something something ba da dada da da something something something jazzyand then we go back to the original note and thats the one note samba now i have to go
>>215379944thats me, yeahhopefully not a 'cel much longer, I'm working on self-improvement>>215379949Caleeforniya
Owls are cool, I wouldn't get rid of them.
Life is boring. I'm going to drown myself in the Atlantic ocean.
ok so i'm gonna goon. there's nothing you can really do to stop me.
>>215379897Look Anon I know they aren't being intentionally malicious or whatever but I got work in the morning. Every year they come around and start their shit and I can't take much more of it. I even tried draining my pool and I got rid of my tree but that just caused the owls to start walking around on my roof making even more of a racket. I think they even got one of the neighbor's cats because I haven't seen it around lately. I just can't deal with the owls anymore. I need to sleep.
>>215379958hope you're no longer a khhv
>>215379968Fuck you
>>215379976there's NO way anyone has never gotten a hug from a girl I refuse to believe that
>>215379963Drowning sounds painful For me I think I'd like to die in a car crash just get caught unaware on my commute listening to music
>>215379961How about a Saradomin owl?
>>215379976I've kissed 3 women and hugged numerous and held hands with this one weird lesbian girlonly been with one girl naked but she was obeseive been on dates with pretty women but ive never sealed the deal
>>215379964goon to your hearts content, bro
>>215379991Never, only once from a prostitute but that doesn't count
>>215380006I never played runescape
why is the US bailing out Argentina
>>215380020good it's for fags
>>215380028cause the imf or something
>>215380028Milei is their plant
I would go to the library with other kids from my school and take turns playing RuneScape.
>>215379961Why would anyone want to get rid of owls? One of the few tolerable birds
>>215380017erm why the fuck not?
>>215380051Because prostitutes aren't real women
>>215380050>>215379889
>>215379895T Hanks Are you still there
Nick Fuentes
>>215380073Based fellow
Of course incel gooner CREEPS sympathize with owls creepy predators with unnatural eye movements and strange vocals Owls give me the ick big time
Nick Fuentes will save America Hugh Anthony will save Britain
>>215380064OBVIOUSLY I mean why haven't you ever got a hug from a girloid
>>215380066This country is doomed
>>215380050THUMP. SCRATCH SCRATCH BROOO BROOOO... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. BROOO SCRATCH SCRATCH THUMP on and off all goddamn night. Does that sound "tolerable" to you? Four years now this is going on. Four fucking years. I always though the fuckers were supposed to be quiet and stealthy but these cunts obviously didn't get the memo. I also learned owls shit out of their mouths. I hate them. I really do.
>>215380078idk i think owls are pretty cute
>>215380086Ever had a hug from a garloid
>>215380086Because I'm an unlovable freak and a loner
>>215380096Yes. As far as birds go, owls are cool. I also love with two screeching little girls so maybe my tolerance is different from yours
>>215380111no. are you some kind of trips getting pervert why would anyone hug that thing
>>215380119Live. LIVE. I MEANT LIVE. THEY'RE RELATED TO ME.
> I also love with two screeching little girls
>>215380111jews are going to buy this up
>>215380121It's a normal coming of age tradition in Canada How are you not familiar with this?
>>215380137sounds like my basement
>>215380119>I also love two screeching little girlsumm anon...
>>215380119You were on Epstein Island too? Hell yeah bro!
You fellas have a nice thread. I have to go now
well /cum/ could you finish it
>>215380168if you paid me, yes
>>215380168No and I would NEVER consume sloppa del goy
>>215380172a dollar?
>>215380176>Noare you a foid?
>>215380180I'd do it for $50
>>215380168I went to a local restaurant super hungry recently, and ordered their 1/2lb burger with an extra patty for a total 1lb burger. It was a lot of food, but it wasn’t too crazy. It just felt like eating a steak dinner or something, not like some crazy eating challenge.
>>215380195I bet that thing would cost about $50 these days
>>215380168no. i dont think my belly has enough room
>>215380205>for a total 1lb burger.that's not crazy if you're a male we used to always go to fuddruckers after our HS football games and we'd all eat a 1lb burger and fries. miss that place damn
>>215380218wait you're a chad?
>>215380228no obviously I was the cheerleader DUH
>>215380228we're all chads hereyou are a chad too right?
The Book of Daniel, chapter 9, gives a clear prophecy of the Messiah being born at the time of the Roman Empire.Jesus was born at the time of the Roman Empire.Jewish rabbis know this and they hate it. They put a curse on gentiles who read Daniel 9 because it is such a clear proof of Jesus Christ.
moms gone for a week so i'm eating nothing but hungrymans and chicken fingers >:)
>>215380228there's some canadian who claims to have played college football and then said he got super fat afterwards like 550 lbs or something. idk maybe he's chad too
>>215380235hot
>>215380246what about pidzer
>>215380235oh lol, you're a stacy then>>215380237no. im like the epitome of a nerd dude ;-;made a role playing game from scratch type shitmy autistic ass can barely take a shower every day
>>215380262i wish i couldnt get them on sale
Someone fucked up YouTube musicI will find you
>>215380235*runs a train on you with the rest of the /cum/ football team*
>>215380259>>215380263a cheerleader who could eat a pound burger is erm...lying and actually a guy
>>215380218VGH Buttfuckers
>>215380279>a cheerleader who could eat a pound burger is erm...lying and actually a guyidk some girls can eat a lot of food and only go for one meal a day so they get like 2k calories in one sitting every day.
>>215380278my bf is Johnny McFootball Quarterback you better watch what you say or he'll beat u up ok
>>215380279It's 2025 men can be cheerleaders, get with the times
The quarterback from my class joined the Air Force. I wonder what he's up to these days. He had a taste for women below his league. Jocks
>>215380298there are male cheerleaders at all guys school.
Jocks post muscle body
>>215380304girls who are like a solid 7 have a lot less baggage and they'll be very loyal to the high school QB cause he's above their league and they'll never get anyone as good
I was sort of friends with a guy on the football teamHe was a bit dumb but nice
>>215380311In my day we just called em fags
>>215380316That's... Kind of depressing
>>215380316yeah you never wanna be in a relationship with a woman that thinks she's your equal. only a superior makes them feel anything sexually and theyll cheat on you.
I'd be a male cheerleader just so I could toss a cute girl up and she would sit on my palms and do her stunts
>>215380317Reckon they're all low iq babbons
>>215380297I'll make him my bf instead
>>215380317You're a bit dumb but nice
I'm a creep, I'm an incel, what the hell am I doing here
>>215380298>>215380311Is the point to get all the zesty bucks riled uphttps://youtu.be/4fTA3xt-Dr4
>>215380327nah its kinda fun. they have a megaphone and big songs and then everybody sings after them
wasn't dubya bush a male cheerleader
i hope spinster comes back soon so she can buy me a steam game during the fall sale
>>215380364he was a freemason so yeah
>>215380364for Israel maybe, heyo
>>215380356Were YOU a male cheerleader at an all-boys school??
>>215380367sorry the incel sperg chased her away
>isreal >is fakeReally makes you think
If it's a man it's not a cheerleader, it's a hype man, hype squad even
>>215380346no gaywads like you just get stuffed in a locker
>>215380341Are dumb people inherently attracted to such sports , or does the repeated TBI turn them dumb? Kind of a chicken v.s egg problem I suppose
>>215380371no lol i was on the volleyball team
>>215380390what makes you so smart?
the ayylmaos are coming, are you ready
>>215380390hey brett, little pipsqueak thinks hes better than us.your smarts doing you good, nerd? I have a date with Barbara Moranis at the drive in on Thursday.
>>215380393Dressed like this?
>>215380393the...boys...volleyball team?
>>215380395Were you a meathead jock in high school or something?
>>215380400I know for a fact I'm smarter than scientists
for me? It was cross country
>>215380413dang wtf we used to have HOT volleyball girls...
>>215380388hot
>>215380400More than everhttps://youtu.be/alUoE6tJP1w?si=4XL5Ekt5w5ZLjqAH
>>215380400>New York Post
>>215380400crazy how nobody is talking about this. its like normies are hardwired to ignore anything actually important or mindlessly call it a hoax. hope to fuck these things are friendly or at least dont really care about us.
The thing about dumb jocks vs smart nerds was invented by pencil neck geek Jewish Hollywood screenwriters.The guys who were big into sports at my high school are all successful with nice corporate jobs, while the geeks are all NEETs.
>>215380439and blonde girls are some of the smartest women in the world. the jewish lies really did a number on the boomtards
>>215380439Success is more of a factor of effort and social proficiency
>>215380415yes
>>215380439Penny Arcade made more money than you will ever see in your entire career of playing with balls
I was on the varsity basketball team in HS for 3 years. very fun years, do miss it sometimes>mfw remembering
>>215380439Having a corporate job isn't inherently a marker of intelligence Theres do nothing jobs in the corporate world
Curse the guy who made this nostalgic. Personally, I skated and skipped class
>>215380452Very piglike post
>>215380455Something tells me that 6’3 White Chads are not being given sinecure roles as Directors of DEI in HR
"Makeup is just for meee...."THEN WHY DO YOU NEVER PUT IT ON WHEN YOU STAY HOME?
I just had a weird dream:>on a bus, in some other latin country, had a temporal visa and I was looking for job there>the police was arresting everyone from Argentina because Argentina became a communist country>there was this Asian looking guy sitting at my side, and a girl sitting nearby watching tik tok videos on her phone>In one of his videos, a woman appeared talking to an old man, asking him if the guy kept putting his balls in the light socket, and the old man said no, but he had his balls stuck in a hole in the wall.>Then at a checkpoint, they asked the Argentinians to get off, but there were no Argentines on the bus.>and I woke upI still wonder what this means...
>>215380451what kind of school has a male vball team
>>215380476Women lie about everything, who cares at this point you shouldn't be listening to anything they say
>>215380486obviously to stick your balls in a light scoket
>>215380486dunno
>>215380491i didnt know this was weird. its a pretty fun sport. mens nets are a foot higher than women and children
>>215380468there are tons of sinecures for chads. half of finance is sinecures for chads.
“Men being by nature all free, equal and independent, no one can subjected to the political power of another without his consent”“Locke, perhaps elaborate more that you mean only European men of good standing”“No need, it’s implicit”“True, it’s unlikely to be misconstrued”
>>215380468There are many more bullshit jobs than just H.RI imagine a lot of management roles you can just offload all of your work onto others and then just do basically nothing
Guys how do we feel about this?
>>215380476my mom does and it weirds me out, she said to make sure we do her makeup when she dies or if she enters a coma
>>215380486I had an unusual dream last night where some random person in public came up and tried to stab me, but I managed to get the knife from him and carry on with my day. Then it happened again. More time carrying on with my day. Then a third time, but the third guy stabbed me to death and I woke up.
>>215380526me waking up before my dead end job bought out by a chinese megacorp
>>215380529Spoken like someone who has never been in a management position
where the fuck do people hang out and do shit? I never meet people at bars or bookstores or the library
>>215380558At home in front of their pooters and phones…
>>215380558hobby groups
>>215380558Random warehouses in Brooklyn
>>215380537why even bother opening her mouthjust jiggle your tits and smile
>>215379869Same except I've already done the dirty deed twice already today
>>215380575Based!
>>215380537not even a little seductive or tasteful, blegh
>>215380602But they’re big and jiggly!
>>215380558Go to a game, americans are lucky they have plenty of sports
>>215380555Creating power point slides and responding to emails isn't work Get a real job
>>215380627going to a baseball game and drinking alone is more miserable that being in private
This seems less than ideal
>>215380632
>>215380537Having trouble reading the captions
>>215380555spoken like someone who's never had an absolutely dogshit manager
>>215380537That would be a cute top if it covered slightly more
>>215380625boobs are cool and all but the boobs should only be as big as the soul
Corporations are bloated full of middle managers and hr who create pointless redundant training sessions and other useless busy work for the workers under them in order to justify their own jobs to the management above them
>>215380673Stop belittling my important work on the party planning committee (6’3 White Chad sinecure)
>>215380673my moms being exploited for her hard work by lazy workers and managers rn and its making me really angry
>>215380627MLB season is over and football tix are too expensive. My local USLC team is 80 miles away
i would be successful if i wasnt molested
i have orangeman fatigue
Still patiently waiting on that blue collar overthrow
>>215380702You deserve a spanking
>>215380702but own teh libz xPeven if it destroys the country
>>215380694Do the managers ever have sex with her mom?
People talk about increases in homosexuality and trans - they post charts and throw their hands up.John Lear figured it all out decades ago and explained it to Art Bell. There is a machine on the moon that recycles our souls - and it puts female souls into males bodies and vice versa. So there is no mystery - late night AM conspiracy radio had it all pinned down in 2003.
>>215380702what'd he do now?
I have toilfatigue
helicopter circling over my neighborhood right now
>>215380727he owned the libshits too hard and we're asshurt now :(
>>215380735Firefighters probably
>>215380726is that how you justify your "lifestyle choices"?
>>215380735Today was like one of those fly dreamsDidn't even see a berry flashin' those high beams
>>215380746retroactively sure
>The Legio IX Hispana ("9th Hispanian Legion") was a legion of the Imperial Roman army. The legion fought in various provinces of the late Roman Republic and early Roman Empire. It was instrumental in destroying the second temple in the First Roman-jewish war and then destroying the jewish peoples in the Third Roman-jewish war. I'm part of the Hispanic tribe and through no merit of my own I get to claim the achievements of my ancestors
>>215380697probably true. i'm sorry anon, a cut to a sapling leaves a big scar on the old growth. dont blame yourself, but please find peace with it all.>>215380702yeah. im too exhausted for the news. if i see trumps face i just turn it off. i dont wanna hear what he has to say i guess.>>215380725no, they just gave her all sorts of responsibilities of a manager but no promotion or pay raise.
i have libshit fatigue
>>215380756>i'm gay because of a machine on the moon
>I'm part of the Hispanic tribe and through no merit of my own I get to claim the achievements of my ancestors
Everyone's so full of shit XD
>>215380772that's_the_joke.png.ogg.vorbis.jpg
>>215380769me too, brother man. wish they'd stop trying so hard to destroy the country
>>215380772Luxury gay space communism
If you believe they put a man on the moon
>>215380756its not aliens on the moon the moon is just a divine entity. thats basic astrology.
>>215380807HERE'S A TRUCK STOP INSTEEEAAAD OF ST PETERyah yah yah yah
>>215380807Play shiny happy people
>>215380807>>215380819hate that song
>>215380808I don't care WHO's running the machine they need to get this figured out I've got the soul of a girl in the body of a chad and it's not working ok
>>215380842hate you so much
>>215380842brainlet, its their 2nd best song behind sweetness follows
>The Blue Division (also referred to as the Hispanic Division) was the largest volunteer division in National Socialist Germany. It saw action in the eastern front where it was instrumental in the purging of jews, gypsies, freemasons, and communists. The Hispanic Division was one of the last defenders of the Fuhrerbunker alongside the Charlemagne SS. my people were the last defenders of the Fuhrerbunker
I hate everything about youWhy do I love you?You hate everything about meWhy do you love me?I hate, you hateI hate, you love meI hate everything about you
>>215380850>body of a chad
>>215380850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1601-CSKyL4
>my people were the last defenders of the Fuhrerbunker
>>215380880
>>215380883this is how the byzantines felt about the austrians calling themselves romans lol
>>215380891your body looks like 215380883
>>215380850Wanna be my gf?
>>215380897Austrians were Romans thoughie
>byzantines>roman
>>215380909I'm probably taller than you are
love being a neet with money
time for rape
>>215380920>>215380924see? you're doing it lolhairless forest monkey barbarians wanna claim the great culture of the romans
>>215380952byzantines werent roman
>the only peoples that can claim to have fought the jews in 1st century and in the 20th century are Hispanics and Italics
>>215380928what you gonna spend your 50 bucks on?
>>215380957the spanish also fought the jews in the Reconquista too
>>215380955they LITERALLY were
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
why did Pagans and Catholics fight to stop jews from ever having a homeland only for protestants to give them a country?
>>215380994the nazis were gonna send the j words to palestine
I wish I was normal
>>215380977>not part of italy>literally not even italian, etruscan, gaulic, or visigoth>only claim to the empire is being a dual camp on the other side of modern day albania and montenegro
>>215381009define "normal"
>>215381005they were obviously lying it was just to get jews to board the trains
>>215381033wrong
>>215381018you know. regular. content. not overly self-conscience. a usual amount of stress. not a drunk
goodnight
>>215381042get a job and a social life
take me to church is lowkey a good bop
>>215381036>what is deception
>>215381067bitches love Hozier
>>215381060I'm ill
>>215381075wrong
>>215381075The best Mortal Kombat game
>>215381098the best is objectively II, you philistine
Surely the Byzantines controlled Rome, spoke a Romance language, and were Roman Catholic, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReR901Tzvvc
The Byzantines are Roman like the Philippines or Liberia are American.
>>215381153more like canada and the commonwealth
I'm 0.6% Coptic Egyptian
I'm Irish
>>215381088sounds like bs
I don't know what my background is and don't really care either
>>215381142lmao rome wasnt even the capital of western rome it was a shithole because of their weird laws for specifically rome and the grain dole ghettos. ravenna was the real capital for a long time
I'm Hispanic
>>215381177we know
>>215381169epilepsy, paranoia, ptsd... extremely poor self-esteem and>>215381166
are we gooning now
>>215381193I'm still grading these fucking exams and I'm not even close to finished
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/go-speak-your-language-in-mexico-us-womans-racist-rant-against-hispanic-delivery-driver-sparks-outrage-9362434this lady told a doordash driver to go speak spanish back in mexico (although spanish is a european language) and her daughter came out denouncing her because her daughter is dating a latinx bvll
anything that i feel is too convenient didn't actually happen
>>215381193too sad
I really need to formulate a racial way in which Hispanicness is determined. I think I should make it through the father that way we Hispanic bvlls can go around conquering the women of other tribes and their children will be considered Hispanics but considering how coomer men are the race would be quickly degenerated
>>215381158
>I think I should make it through the father that way we Hispanic bvlls can go around conquering the women of other tribes and their children will be considered Hispanics but considering how coomer men are the race would be quickly degenerated
>>215381187>ptsdfrom what
just had the most pathetic chess game of all time lol. down two pawns in a queen endgame and got a shameful mate in one
>>215381256the war... between my parentsit don't matter, I'm too old for this anyway. Maybe I'm just stupid
>>215381249am I wrong though? I won't make it rhough the mother though as jews do. thats GIGA KEKED. Imagine your women go cheat on you with the men of another tribe and you still have to accept them as equals hell no
>>215381088https://youtu.be/-aB6bfucM04
>>215381264play go instead its a much better game
>>215381277*plays go fish with you*
>>215381277t. Zhang
>>215381277i play both but i feel like playing chess rn
never get SO racist that you forget that white leftists are the absolute worst people in the entire world
>>215381303Blow it out your ass loser your shit is finished after this last little hurrah.
>>215381313didn't ask, fatty
>didn't ask, fatty
>Blow it out your ass loser your shit is finished after this last little hurrah.
just hung my queen getting skewered and won because my opponent didnt see iti feel like domino from xmen rn lol
>>215381222y
I’m gonna get trashed and watch Big Trouble in Little China
>>215381375I feel like Gambit
>>215381380banger of a movie
>>215381365you are brown
>>215381384gambits pretty cool.
There's nothing wrong with being brown.
How about the Steam Bottom Sale
>>215381485New
