Chilling at the beach in OkinawaHow are you doing friendsTo be honest tomorrow I felt a strong craving for a snowy blizzard but today that craving is gone
Are you the Ivan in Japan
>>215381016are you going to meet hattori hanzo
>>215381022Yes I am Yakutsk bernd>>215381026Tbh I don't know who that is. I know it's something weapons and swords related
>>215381044if you kill all the samurai daishos, you can climb up the tenshu and loot the chest
>>215381016>tomorrowObviously meant to say yesterday
>>215381057In my friend group inner lingo the Russian word for chest - sunduk - is used to describe a sly and sneaky person, particularly someone who prefers to sit in seclusion behind strong walls. In particular we used the word to describe friends who don't want to go out drinking
>>215381077>In my friend grouphave you ever seen each other naked
>>215381093Some of them. My rich ascetic and now married programmer friend and my smart grographer scientist friend. We went to a public sauna and we were naked. My rich ascetic programmer friend willingly circumcized himself in his 20s with no medical need for that
>>215381016based nigga chilling on a beach drinking a beer
Gonna go for one more swim and then for one more beerThen I will be breaking traffic rules
>>215381144Based. Do you fish? I swam with a diving mask just now and holy fuck the fish here is so exotic. Like from a children encyclopedia we all had. Dyers coloures and shit, exotic shapes, exotic colors, some with black and yellow stripes, some of many colores and some of pure ultramarine lapis lazuli color like the gems and jools the traders bring from the East
>>215381162Of course, it’s my gear
Did you have any sex with Japanese ladies yet?
Did you have any sex with Japanese twinks yet?
>>215381182Cool. I'd like to try fishing>>215381399No I have a gf>>215381643No but there's a boy at my work and he's such a fucking twink. He's always doing some weird thinky gestures with his hands, like he extends his arms behind him, stretches his fingers and swirls his hands around, he talks in a gay manner, he puts his finger to his face when he speaks, he wears his watch on the inner side, has a juicy round ass and I'm saying that as a straight guy, but he's very polite, always makes sure to come by and say goodbye when he's going home and generally he's a nice person
>>215381874He sounds like a decent person and I am happy that he likes and admires you
>>215381016I'm not doing much. It's starting to get chilly here, first snow is expected next week. So I've just ordered some new blankets, fluffy socks and some pc stuff (new chair, keyboard and footrest). Indoor season has begun.
>>215381016You have to go back, Gomez.
>>215381874> Cool. I'd like to try fishingYou’re in a very good place and country for it, loads of japanese fishing stuff
>>215382010Did you know that in Japan, the fish you catch usually comes RAW so you can easily turn it into sushi?
>>215381016oh hey awesome blog wristlet, oh and btw wheres the unsub button on this app?
Sapporo lager beer or simply the red star is the best Japanese beer>>215381964I kinda want snow. It's nice here in summer and early autumn but I bet the winters must suck in Okinawa, don't know eat though>>215382035Real question though, why doesn't sea fish already come pickled? It lives in salt water
>>215382204sea fish piss out saltwater
>>215382222Imagine if fish had cocks though, would be funnyAnd asses
>>215382240I’ve seen too many gifs
>>215382273Fishes with cocks? There's a famous Russian copypasta about a guy who starts fucking carps and eventually he can't get hard unless it's for a fish
>>215382204>why doesn't sea fish already come pickled? It lives in salt waterIts flesh is different indeed compared to lake fishes, not literally salted but different. We are suggested to clean the inside of a sea fish with a paper towel or at worst with sea water precisely for that reason.
>>215381016Okinawa has some shit beaches. The biggest beach in Naha is literally under a highway.
>>215381964Nice. It was down to -7C in the city a night before.Unfortunately no snow.
>>215382464South Okinawa is urbanized, you aren't gonna get good beaches in a cityI live in northern Okinawa which is mostly wilderness and some rural areas, all the beaches are here. But this exact beach is boring for diving which I like, it's good for chilling and hanging out because it is not too steep and doesn't have large boulders and has a kombini right there, but next time I'll go to a wild rocky beach to look at the rocks and fishes underwater>>215382426I was in the town of Plyos after the new year with parents and their friends and one guy there had a smoked catfish. So much flesh in that bitch. It was really good
>>215382580Cool. How did a Russian end up in Okinawa?
>>215382600A Russian was looking for a job in Japan but only could find a job on Okinawa for the time being
>>215382647But Okinawa is in Japan
>>215382647I would imagine it would be hard for you considering the current state of affairs. Good job on you.
>>215382716I think OP might be a tall twunk with very broad shoulders. He might star in interracial porn there
>>215382327Yeah, my friend also likes sending gifs of a carp sucking someone’s dick
>>215382733Interesting, a very German thing to say.
>>215382789Thank you!
>>215382665It is Japan but it's not Nippon>>215382716ThanksThe current state of affairs didn't have any influence on my job search. But it's generally hard to find a job in Japan while being overseas and having no experience of working in Japan. So yeah even getting this job was lucky. The job is easy, zero stress whatsoever, the people are all nice and helpful and chill, there's no brainfuckery usually associated with Japanese work environment. But unfortunately I don't want to work in this sphere (hotel) in the long term>>215382733I am a tall twink with broad shoulders, how the fuck did you guess that>>215382747Maybe carps are our nature's flashlight
Is okinawa the best beach resort in japan?
>>215381077>>215381130>>215381874Annoying cringe autist
>>215383180Can you please be nice? OP is the buddy type who gets along with everyone
>>215381130who had the biggest dick?
In my favorite cafe>>215383117Idk much about mainland Japan beaches so I can't say much. But judging by how many people from all over the country are coming here, it must be good for beaching.
>>215383194You are also annoying. You both belong to childish autistic cultures. You should be coming here to learn how to be normal, not staying in your bad habits
>>215383293I am unannoying
>>215383236I want to say me but really we all were around the same. What's interesting thought, is that our dicks and dicks of other zoomers were much smaller compared to dicks of 40+ guys. They really must be putting something in the water these days because we were all dickmogged by the dads
>>215383293You are the only one being annoying here dudeLearn to be kind and chill
>>215383293You don’t have to reply to or see this thread
>>215383293>>215383180Whiny kid.
>>215381016do you speak Japanese? do many Japs speak English? i'm leaving to go to japan tomorrow and am regretting i didn't try and learn some basic phrases lol
>>215383367>>215383377The fellow autists crawling out of the woodwork. Fuck your cringe circle jerk, I’m not going to sit here and let you post this kind of shit without opposition
>>215383432You are EVIL
>>215381964Do you order from Amazon.se? Is it efficient to deliver it in the northern areas of Scandinavia? You are too far from the south, so I was wondering if you receive anything the following day (like here anywhere in Spain) or it takes 2-3 days at least?
>>215383473That's actually none of your business
>>215383494Go back to Africa.
>>215383531Go back to Saarland.
>>215383473>Do you order from Amazon.se?Yep. >Is it efficient to deliver it in the northern areas of Scandinavia? It is actually. I use Prime and get home delivery usually within 1-2 days. Some stuff takes longer but I have never waited for more than 4 days and that was a big ass desk.
>>215383400Yeah I speak Japanese. Most Japanese' English is bad but it is possible to understand what they mean I guess, I don't have any experience talking to them in English tobehonest
>>215383400you'll be fine, all you need is hello ~ kon nichiwa, yes (please) ~ Hai, (onegai shimasu), no thank-you ~ genkidesu, yummy ~ oishi and excuse me ~ sumimasenfor anything more particular, just use a translation app on your phone
>>215383875>>215383400Don't forget the good phrase to lighten up the mood "nakadashi dai ski"
have the locals mistaken you for a yank?
>>215383293>belong to childish autistic cultures
>>215383293>You should be coming hereAlso, my parents bought a house in Valenica like two years ago and I visit regularlyIn le fact, I will be there next week
I met a real shisa
>>215384287He looks like he's ready to slap the shit out of any intruders.
>>215381016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1S0i8FoV4c
you're so lucky OPI would kill to live near a beach since I used to as a kid in my home countrynow the closest I get is a lake
>>215384326Yeah I bet he can ward off the evil spirits>>215384513Honestly I'm more of a freshwater guy. Sure cycling along the seashore is beautiful and kino af but I personally prefer lakes and rivers
>>215383618>>215383875>>215383947thanks lads, gonna be funowari da!
