Islam is the funniest religion
>>215382389Do they really?
Bro thank you I was trying to find that image
>>215382389Islam, hinduism all brownshit religion, same trash
Why was Muhammad such a coomer?
>>215382389>>215382417What's so funny about this? I dont get it?
>verilyKek
>>215382389Bukhari kino>>215382417>Musnad Ahmadinto the trash
>>215382481>not liking womenare you gay, anon?
>>215382417KWAB
>soyjak posterUnderage confirmed
>>215382857Are you gonna marry him?
>>215382417KEK they bodyslammed that freakPicrel is crazy
>>215382389>>215382481Quite gay too.>This is what I wanted, messenger of allaaaaaah
>>215382939>>215382959KekMuslims desert these threads so you cant even have an explanation attempt from them
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>>215382857Godjak threads are the best thing on this board
>>215383000It is pretty hilarious how they at a whim throw their scholars and Hadith under the bus.>Allah the jeet using cow body parts like a wand to resurrect corpses>Names the longest verse in the quran after a cowPeak KEK
>>215383000>>215383013DON'T YOU DARE CROSS YOUR FEET, KAFIR
>>215383047They should try that in Gaza
>>215383013
Islam was invented because these desert tribes were too cognitively limited to understand Christianity which is why it's filled with random acts of brutal and depraved sexual violencethe way Mohammed is described is how adult disabled people function (e.g. cumming everywhere and having violent outbursts)
>>215382389every time I watch the christchurch video I smile
>Mohammed, my holiest prophet, as part of your holy mission you MUST marry and have sex with a 9 years old. Also you get to have extra wives. >Oh and keep seeing your concubine btw, don't worry about your wives bitching about it, it's a part of your holy mission. Amen.
>>215383107Man I always recommend people watch this. It's fucking hilarious, a little long but so good lmaoThis is literally muslim heavenhttps://youtu.be/td1vviY6tgs
>>215383009imagine seeing the 72 virgins and then right before you can touch them Allah throws you into hell for not dyeing your hair
>>215383174>marry and have sex with a 9 years old. Also you get to have extra wives.This is also in the old testament thoughbeit.
>>215383009So that's why you can find bangla midgets dressed in gowns and with orange hairThe more you know
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>>215382389Not a single one of you motherfuckers would say any of this to a muslim in real life bunch of pussies LOL
>>215383654>"yes we are subhuman violent animals"Muzzie logic is insane.Fwiw, I have shown some of these to muslims, a few were girls I was taking to, other situations were interfaith dialogue groups.
Total Muslim Love
>>215383219This isn't hilarious. It's just dumb.
>>215383802>tfw when your uncle breastfeeds you>tfw allah sends milk down his nipples>tfw it's a miracle
>>215383786why are they so fat?
>>215382661>>Musnad Ahmad>into the trashelaborate
>>215383931so they can safely accommodate BHC
>>215382389Those are hadiths zainchis
>>215382417Zutt people are jatts btw, they are mostly hindus
>>215383963Muslims will happily throw their scholars and sources in the trash when confronted with embarrassing stuff, then go right back to believing it KEK Al Albani (huge scholar) classed it as Hasan Sahih (which is good) iirc.But yeah, they're always quick to roleplay as quraniyoon which would get them takfiried if they ever said that to their fellow sunniggers.
>>215384179I mean, I think the 6 pillars or at least most of them like praying 6 times a day or whatever come from the hadiths, not from the Quran.
>Islam is actually quite gayNot surprised at all desu.
>>215384131what were they doing all the way into the arabic desert?Don't nomads usually move towards green lands?
>>215384203Tons of it is from the Hadith, even the number of times to pray (usually 3 instead of the standard 5), how to do Ramadan, clarification of many narratives barely mentioned in the quran (e.g: isra and miraj), even the wife of Adam isn't named except for extra Quranic literature.
>>215384271They're literally next door to each other my dude.
>>215383963hadiths have different authenticity levels depending on the narrators if they were shitty people or not, did they actually meet or not, does the hadith make snese or not and a bunch of other stuff. Bukhari and Muslim are the most authentic because they had the strictist conditions to write hadiths down in their books.others collected whatever.his Al Albani was born in 1914 and has the audacity to declare hadiths not in Bukhari or Muslim authentic.
>>215384358>that jordanian obsessed with only 2 >throws out the other 4Literally an act of kufr, and you ignore muslim and bukhari have been posted.
>>215384271trade and commerce
>>215384350ok but still, why choose to travel hundreds of kilometers into an arid wasteland when you have lush prairies and tropical forests to the east?
>>215383000The hadiths are mostly schizo ramblings from a bunch of people who saw muhammad or talked to a guy who knew a guy who saw muhammad do or say something. They are not part of the Quran but some are considered canon by scholars. A lot of them are batshit insane and there's millennia of scholarly discussion about which are real, which are fake and which matter.Best christian comparison is shit like the apocryphal books of the bible which didn't make the cut (stuff like Yalddaboth or baby Jesus shooting fireballs at dragons). Main thing is there's way more of these muslim schizobooks than christian, and unlike gnostics who are basically dead, there's alot of wierd muslim sects that take them seriously. Muslims have a lot of evangelical tier schizo sects except they're 700 years old and live in the mountains of pakistan where they worship random caliph 728638 as god.
>>215382417yarkaboun is literally ride but it's not like in english, it means to possess (as a demon)
>>215384471No, not comparable because we don't form the basis of our doctrine and theology around anything like Hadiths.The entire manner in which Christianity is developed is very different from that of islam, which is almost steered by committee and based on a hodgepodge of random stories and exegesis that are considered of extreme importance.We don't usually put some dude in the 3rd century above a modern scholar as muslims do, we appreciate progress and development of historical methods and theology and aren't bound by the "this is the best generation, and then the one after, and then the one after, etc." hadith.The best you could find is Caths and Orthos and their councils, but even those are not on the same level as Hadith.>evangelical tier schizo sectsHate us because you ain't us.
>>215384577False, I've spoken with Arab speakers who made it clear it's like mounting something/riding something.
Rangeban the hindu already
>>215383519keeeeek
someone post the one about adult breastfeeding
>hadith thread is just a jeet vpn do all the spam
>>215384617That also is a valid meaning, but the same verb is also used to mean demonic possession to this day at least in egyptprobably that is the intended meaning, on account of muhammad's companions wouldn't narrate him taking random cock
>>215384587>not comparable because we don't form the basis of our doctrine and theology around anything like Hadiths.I said that, the main difference is that the early sects who took that as canon basically disappeared, with some remainers existing like the Assyrian church of the east. The bible itself does have post-christ hadith tier schizobabble in the form of the book of revelations. >Best you could find is catholic and orthosWrong its american restorationists and schizos like the JW or the Mormons. >evangelicalLol
>>215384420>Literally an act of kufrliterally headcanon>and you ignore muslim and bukhari have been postedyou want me to reply kino to every hadith posted?
>>215383654Why would Muslims get mad when I read hadiths and Quran verses out loud?
>>215383868Wtf hahahhaha
>>215383591>super shy>weird hatred for paintings>hated music (i.e loud noises)how the fuck did a man that so evidently suffered from autism manage to create the second biggest religion in the world?
>>215384452if I remember correctly quite a few incenses used for religious ceremonies across the world come from Arabia so they were probably traders
>>215384358
it's so sad that "people" like these live on the same planet, I'd say send them to the moon, especially since their prophet split it in two, so one side can be suni and the other shi'it
>>215383786For me it's imperial German girl.>Afghani didn't cover her headRIP
>>215382389gonna read this thread after work. pls keep them coming
>>215382825What the fuck is wrong with muslims lol, why are they so bloodthirsty and hate dogs?
>>215382417why they fat
>>215385428they got better. didn't they?
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