You get 100 million dollars but you have to live the rest of your life as a devout muslim. If you miss a prayer or do something haram you lose all of it Would you accept it?
No. If you were that much of a spastic, a hundred million dollars would be wasted on you, anyway.
No way, I like ham too much, kek.
>you will get money but you will 100% lose them allWhat's the point
>>215387547Yeah. I'll just spend everything I can before I lose it all. I mean what's the worst that could happen, I end up back where I am now, as a broke bum?
I don't have the energy to be assblasted 24/7
>>215387547Yes, I would give it all to my mother and then intentionally miss a prayer. Then I would wait until the old fucking hag croaks
>>215387547I would rather die then to accept something false as truth.
>>215387547No? The draw of being rich is being able to do what you want and not worrying, this shit is the opposite of that
>>215387547If I get 4 wives then I'd take it
>>215387547For 100 million i would do it easily and live as a normal obscenely rich dude in MENA
>>215387547Isn't everything haram though?
No, Islam is the epitome of "no fun allowed". No amount of money would make me become a Muslim, especially a devout one who never misses a prayer or does anything haram (they all do).
>>215387547rich muslims can't be devout
>>215387547>If you miss a prayernobody can keep up with 5 daily prayers on time all day every day. he's bound to oversleep some day.
>>215387547I would do that even without the money, just give me 4 tradwives
>>215389301I don't believe Zakir Naik has ever missed a prayer
>>215389324bro, the dawn prayer is at like 5 o'clock and its time ends in less than an hour and a half.no way in hell he has never ever overslept in his life.
>>215389394Allah would always wake his true believers upalso, just technically, how tf can you oversleep a prayer if a muezzin literally screams at you
>>215387547No amount of money is worth this. I'd rather die really.
>>215389572>Allah would always wake his true believers upit's over for me>how tf can you oversleep a prayer if a muezzin literally screams at youheavy sleeper or slept late due to whatever reason.
>>215387547>get to marry multiple little girlsWhy would I complain?
>>215387547Instead of 100 million dollars at once, this should be like "you get 100k dollars every month for being a devout muslim"Even 10k a month would be very worth it I think, logically, that's like the income of a good job, but the $/hour would be much higher than any real job
>>215387547Will I get a cute arab or turk gf?
>>215387547Wtf are jew shills at full heat today?
Obviously, with 100 million as a Muslim you get 4 Stacies who are willing to pump out a lot of kids, I’d even take the offer for 1 mill
>>215391958It seems a deal between Hamas and Israel is close so jews can go back to race baiting as before.
>the turkroach has islam rent free in his mind and is going psychotic after remembering what the sand jews did to his little baby penis
>>215387547I would do it for free if I wasn't Greek
>>215392229tftp
>>215392261Just revert to Turk bro
>pay a bunch of ""respected"" islamic jurists to issue fatwas so that the acts I indulge in are no longer haramPretty easy money
>>215392320>revert
No. Life without alcohol is not worth living
>>215392263are you having a stroke, lazy ass faggot, now have fun with my cock so deep down your throat you lil sissy boy, keep crying for daddy
