Is this a real life hack? > Go to pet shelter > Take lots of pictures with a cute dog > Use them on your online dating and get lots of matches > If she asks about the dog say he died and how you’re heartbroken about it
>>215393229>Her: wow cool, I just happen to have 15 dogs, you'll love them!
>>215393229Knick knack paddy whack, fake a dog to bone
I now have 27 dogs but no girlfriend
>hurr I need to do dumb theatrical bullshit to get attention from womenPretty sad if you ask me.
>>215393670did anyone ask you?
>>215393690You just did, yeah. Why are you acting like a woman? Very pathetic.
>>215393631you need to kill and/or rape the alpha dog in front of the other 26 to gain chad status, the girls will automatically gravitate towards you after that.
yeah was a groundbreaking hack back in the 90's, glad you keep up with the new cheats, faggot
>>215393229> Be a dog> Take lots of pictures with a cute owner > Use them on your online dating and get lots of matches > If she asks about the owner say he died and how you’re heartbroken about it