an ordinary couch edition
I don't trust this
Don’t understand how poor people afford cigarettes in this country
I may have rubbed up Rorke the wrong way.
Conor Bradley got a yellow card in the liverpool galatasaray match lol
anxiety has ruined my life
Do you believe that stand power is real? I do.
yeah I’m gonna filter him too he’s so fucking annoying
rubbing my bellend like a clitoris
>>215404964mummy gets cheap ones from paki shop
>>215404902jd vance edish
had a good shift in the toil-mines and im off for a few days. driving home i was feeling good then saw a couple walking their dog and holding hands and as they walked they swung their hands back and forth. it killed me. still seething 15 minutes later, seething incel rage. this must be how elliot rogers felt all the time.
I fear I may have rubbed up my bellend the wrong way.
>>215404969ok
>>215405008why don't you get a girlfriend anon
>>215404980he was shooting at the immigrants you moron
..."paki shop"?
>>215405015That why you use ky jelly.
>>215405026im shy
>>215405002Yeah but even then how cheap are they
>>215405036
>>215405026im unsuited for a relationship and i doubt any woman would have me
Mental how much damage Trump has done to America.
>>215405050erm
>>215405064Mate London literally looks like Mumbai
>>215405064who's trump?
>>215405049stop overloading me with questions
>>215405055You would be surprised the kind of crap women are willing to take in a relationship. Go get a gf
>>215405083>the kind of crap women are willing to take in a relationshiplike what? and from what kinda guys?
I may have Rorke'd a little too close to the sun...
>>215405083i dont know how. i have no social life. and frankly the woman who would crap woman who would have me wouldnt be one id be interested in
I play my trump card: Mystic Mine!
>>215405081Please tell me though because I actually want to know
>>215405108how can that be possible in Mexico of all places
Dark Side of the RorkeA Rorkeful of SecretsRorke at the Gates of Dawn
The civil war is kicking off soonThe British civil war
>>215405083Talking from experience are you mr shagger?
Day of Rorkening for the GameCube
>>215405148>Dark Side of the RorkePrefer: Wish Rorke Were Here
>>215405151no youre just going fascist while we fight it out like in v for vendetta
war ain't what it used to beno longer men fighting in swords or gunsit's a war of posting screenshots about how bad other people are
His Rorke Materials...
>>215405159Haha you got me
>>215405109it is in fact, quite on
Stephen King's The Rorke Tower (part 1)
>>215405188;)
>>215405151don't be caught slippin, niggashttps://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:The_DIY_STEN_Gun;_Practical_Scrap_Metal_Small_Arms_Vol.3.pdf
The Chevy Rorke from GM now with anally activated transmission
>>215405109Yeah that's not very rainbow colours
we're gonna be leaving michelle alter behind in octoberand that's an order
"Going to my local gymnasium to look at women's buttocks as I do exercises and then look at myself in the mirror" Rorke
Need to eat her shit.
>>215405168OH, BY THE WAYWHICH ONE'S RORKE?
>>215405184looooooooooool
centrist dad adrian listening to jeremy vinerorke and leftypol in the backseat clawing out their ears
Well lads?
>>215405260polling where, the daily mail poll?
>>215405081I’m not trying to overload you but can you actually tell me please
>>215405249I am Rorkecus
>>215405277probably 4-5 quid mateperhaps 2 packs for 8 quidALRIGHT>??????
Based Donald begins the great purge of Trotskyists
>>215405260He didn't have Andrew Tate put in a pillory for passerbys to throw tomatoes at
>>215405283hahhahahaha the fact that the bloke above simply showed evidence that it's true and got downvoted so hard is insane
>>215405283traineepilot_jessica is pathetic
>>215405283>the votesjfc
>>215405283>“It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy.”
>>215405283there’s literally no reasoning with these people mate. their beliefs in liberalism are near religious.
>>215405290So you don’t know? You’re just guessing?
>>215405283Such is reddit I'm afraid
>>215405291>Draft dodger firing true American heroeslol
>>215405291*scanning this post for british culture*beepbeepbeepERROR: NO BRITISH CULTURE FOUND
>>215405283post the rest of the conversation, what did he say after?
>>215405290corr that's not too bad wonder if they do £1 niccy pouches
>>215405283ScreamingSums up Reddit
>>215405357aint seen this bint posted here in a while
>>215405335leftypol supporting NATO objectives now
Artemis Fowl except it's Artemis Rorke
>>215405327I said my mum gets themshe doesn't need my help to buy cigs mate>>215405357you're displaying behaviours again
>>215405354no reason to say anythinghe already absolutely btfod her, just walking away victory in hand is the best thing to do
>>215405283show the full convo
>>215405226seen her getting sucked off by her fit gf
>>215405335The presidents have all been draft dodgers since Bill Clinton except Obama because he was too young
Want to stop using the internet so much but have no clue what else I would fill my day with, I get great comfort from sitting down with a nice drink and watching telly and browsing /brit/ but it's not good for me, it's all I do
>>215405283the it's not happening cycle pic would be good here
>>215405380Fucking time wasting dickhead
>Glasgow student took own life after being falsely told he had failed his degree
What is your response to this picture?
>>215405283>"Its not happening but if it is it's a good thing"
>>215405405what's your address
aff tae bed
>>215405389Can't tell if this is a joke post.
Night
>>215405283That vile tranny got absolutely fucking bodied in the rest of that comment thread. He was fucking furious, had to bow out
>>215405433It's true.
>>215405439link it
>>215405446https://www.reddit.com/r/GreatBritishMemes/comments/1ntnv5m/comment/ngvd3xg
>>215405442No it's not.
>>215405426Post code starts with cr0You won’t do nothing time wasting dickhead
IT'S BEEN REMOVED HAHAHAHHAHA
>>215405463oh my dayz
>>215405462>croydenpovvo wogcome down to cornwall you wont
If you lads want a good laugh read up on the Irish famine
it gets better and better the swan threadhttps://old.reddit.com/r/GreatBritishMemes/comments/1ntnv5m/try_something_new_this_year/ngvdxcu/
>>215405463Absolutely bodied those rodentsBet they were all sending endless reports because an individual thought was had
the only swan eating immigrants i know are the royal family!
>>215405050looks like a 17th century duchess
>>215405460Bill Clinton: fled to England until the draft was overGeorge Bush Jr: his father pulled strings to put him in a non combat position in the coast guardJoe Biden: requested a bs medical exemption Donald Trump: father did the same as Bush's
>come down to cornwallfor what cunt a walk through the eden project?
well that's labour finished
Are they really eating our swans, lads?
I think crodie is here
>>215405462>cr0disgusting
>cornwallOooooh scary
which migrant groups are eating swans exactly
Someone get crangert here, he'll fit right in.
>>215405520your mum primarily
>>215405495I mentally dominated you so much that you typed that all out lmao
nigga lives in crodieville
>>215404964roll your own innit. 25g of baccy used to last me about a week
>>215405515Not really
>>215405531>*sucks cum out of penis*
>>215405532utterly bizarre that they post this drivel thinking that they've finished off farage
>>215405540I do I go through 50g pouch in a week
Where are the women and children?
>>215405529my mawm isnt a migrant in the uk
>>215405532Genuinely never head of swan pies, I have heard of pidgeon pie but never swan pies.
>>215405578History will be rewritten to include the migrantBlack Britons built this nation
can’t believe this gimp tried to make Cornwall sound intimidating
>>215405532leftypol sees no difference between a brown person grabbing a swan by the neck in a public park, swinging it onto the ground to kill it and then eating eating raw, and a white person buying some swan meat at a specialist butcher and making a pie out of it
>>215405568It's a lieNot that it would be any better if it were women and childrenBrownoids shouldn't be making their home here
>>215405578You hear my creampies from your mum's bedroom every night
leftypol getting his entire worldview from a behaviourist social experiment staffed by Atlantic Council executives and British Army PSYOPS officers
>>215405561I mean I remember them saying Kamala was going to unanimously win the presidentcy
>>215405586where
>>215405593That tv reward system image is fucking hilarious
Pakis raping our kidsGypsies eating our swansNegroes shanking our youthcan't even imagine what someone from 1963 would think of modern Britain
>>215405565with 25g i was smoking constantly, pretty much would call myself a "chain smoker". not sure what i can say but my rollies were fairly lightly packed
Immigration poses no problem whatsoever
>>215405593read every single word of this
>>215405591I have two dads though, are you shagging the slightly more feminine one?
dystopian
>>215405589where's the video of this?
What's the next big happening
>>215405615good
Back in my day black English fellas had proper names like Andy Cole, John Barnes, Paul Ince and Carlton Palmer. Nowadays it's all Raheem this, Saka that and Guéhi what
>>215405610Did you pack them down after you rolled it
>>215405630Here
Heathermong spamming random reddit threads no one cares about
>>215405639The US Balkanising
>>215405532Thing about this is it literally isn't.When have you EVER heard of anyone eating swan other than feckless biomass?
get the niggerring twitter screenshotsf posted corrrr yeah really angry now
>>215405614Whites are unique and the world will be a lesser place without themImmigration accelerates whites' demise
>>215405653This shit is crazy
>>215405677lol
the reddit user who was pro immigration, who thought migrant hotels were a good thing, was a 16 year old trannyimagine being trans and wanting muslims in this country lmao
hot dogs for supper
>>215405593>>215405640grim grim grim*turns towards the camera*Thank God I Never Post On A Website That's Run By Glowies
>>215405652nah it sounds like youre making them too heavy
>>215405682>>215405653this is why we need more immigration
This is such an insane reply who the fuck steals swans for a laugh
>>215405668not happening anytime soon lol
mental that they even came out and said that migrants aren't a benefit to the economy but people keep saying they are
biological warfare waged on north-west europeanslesser races being poured into white countries at an incredible rate
>>215405692corrr imagine dropping her in a locked room with ten of the most feral, inbred Kashmiris you can locate
will be propa mad when last beatle diessignify end of an eraand kickstart to the apocalypsewould be bit anticlimactic if ringo is the last. thats why i hopehe die first before macca
>>215405692>>215405712no one cares heatherpaedo
>>215405717Let's see what happens when Trump cancels the midterms and then 2028. Face it. Your country is more doomed than ours
>>215405692>they have to pay tax>they also can't workseems contradictory>only by charitiescharities that get 99% of their funding from the government
>>215405698I do, but I do it the pro way.Also, 4chan does not have the same technical setup, in spite of being run by glowies.
>>215405738First time I got accused of being a personality. Ha ha
>>215405730the Beatles are largely directly responsible for many of the specimens you see in the Reddit screenshots itt
>>215405738not heatherpaedosorry you arent getting attention i guess
>>215404902don't get it
>>215405747the whole thread is insanea study on internet politics argumentshttps://old.reddit.com/r/GreatBritishMemes/comments/1ntnv5m/try_something_new_this_year/ngv3y00/
Decolonisation was a mistake
>>215405720I don't really consider bioleninists to be 'people'.https://web.archive.org/web/20190522004926if_/https://spandrell.com/2017/11/14/biological-leninism/
>>215405741why would he do that when he's only going to make his majority bigger?
Imagine what the figure will be in the year 2200. Less than 10% perhaps?
>>215405766:)
>>215405778The only thing he is making bigger is his waistline
>>215405771My name is Sir Kier Rodney Starmer and I'm here to tell you that if you don't love this you don't love this country
>>215405771They must save a few pennies on an annual viisit to London zoo.
@ this entire thread
>>215405780It not rite
just realised i can talk to a cute girl by going on superprof and finding a maths tutor and pretending i'm learning mathscosts 8 pound an hour, seems better than a date
>By 2250, it is estimated there will be no more than 200,000 White residents in the United Kingdom, mainly in England; almost all born overseas
>>2154057802100 is only 74 years awayTo put that in context, 74 years ago was 1949
>>215405780Maybe you should spam AI photos and homo fantasies of black men on /int/ all day. That would really help the problem.
>"that guy could just be a drunk being like "whey, look what i caught", showing it to a friend whos recording while driving past. no need to instantly jump to "theyre eating cats and dogs" like america did"leftypol is fucking nuts man
>>215405797me too, got a pie out of the oven T-minus 5 minutes
Me and who?https://youtu.be/MRHKROGzXDo?si=aa5SU7eEZY6VBQWr
There's a discord raid happening rn btw, that's why you're seeing so many racebait post. It's a concerted effort to shit up the thread.
got the chips on
>>215405836no there isn't fuck off
>>215405816Sir Keir "Toolmakers son" Starmer is always watching...
>>215405822holy shit
Where's Ziedbelg?
>>215405848
Deleted all memes from the 'puter. Everything except nature pics and animals and nice scenes is gone. Focused on school and getting a career and a wife and unarseing my fucked up pathetic freak life.
>>215405836the raped
>>215405848snoring or at gherkin shift
>>215405825>Most of the people who graduated in the ’60s, drop-outs or half-baked intellectuals, are now occupying the positions of power in the government, civil service, business, mass media, educational system. You are stuck with them. You cannot get rid of them. They are contaminated. They are programmed to think and react to certain stimuli in a certain pattern. You cannot change their minds.>Even if you expose them to authentic information, even if you prove that white is white and black is black, you still cannot change the basic perception and the logic of behavior. In other words, these people — the process of demoralization is complete and irreversible.
>>215405822yeah bollocks
ERB sex arse complete with hairy minge add-on
>>215405872Why would he be there when he's white?
>someone posts something of interest/humour>people like it and start talking about it>some retarded fat schizo: "reee this is a discord raid"every single time
Setting myself up for life by going to Durham university and doing accounting
if you hold N in dying light the beast to bring up Crane's watch you can see Jade's necklace wrapped around his wristcute <3
>>215405836er no this is just a very racist general
>>215405891>ziedy>whiteare you mad?
>>215405870wrong yank
>>215405891getting ran through by the skinny yardie goons
>>215405899Godspeed durhamaccountinglad. Leave it all behind
>>215405913
>>215405899Don't recommend going to a northern uni unless you're already a northerner
leftypol seeing swans in Muhammed's oven and thanking him for keeping em nice and warm in the cold weather
>>215405898I think you mean>heatherpaedo reposts reddit/xitter/aislop>heatherpaedo samefags >average iq normie: "local schizo melty"
got the gay porn on
Would you ever suck a feminine cock?
>>215405950everything is heathermong with you isnt itjust like spaino before himyou could say...you've been mindraped
the cronem tapping on ziedbelg's 10cm little clitty
>>215405913Yes Ziedbelg is obviously white
>>215405974Almost as if... No, that's too crazy
>>215405973this is off-topic btw, everyone can report it
>>215405899won’t last a second unless you are a chink or tarq
>>215405974he can’t live without obsessing over the freak du jour. when heatherpaedo isn’t here he has a meltdown accusing random posts of being him it’s incredible to witness
>>215405973they would have to be proper fit and even then I probably wouldn't go beyond that
>>215406003you're mentally ill? yeah essentially
Uh oh Heathertranny melty
>>215406005>>215406010>>215406018
>>215405982The Belgian is well hung. He's UltraWide Oval tee em
>>215406010cockmogs me
>>215405973been after the source/name for her forever surely someone knows
>>215406010thats pretty good that probably looks hideous if you see them in person tho
ANOTHER GAY MAN
Cockmogs me
>>215406032that's pretty fucking funnybut given that women aren't funny, she must be a guy
tranny discord raid in progress, report posts and remember there is a 49% chance their life will end in suicide
>>215406035you and lil ziedy on your knees for the pg tips
The Belgian (his name is not and was never Ziedy) is an UltraWide cronem of the first order
>>215406067mmhmm xx
scary how your ears just keep growing forever until you diepretty disgusting desu
>>215406010mental that a tranny has bigger bollocks than me
Why is DTFIC so afraid of baton smoove?
>>215406067you getting on your knees for a 'mars bar'
>>215406030You don’t need to announce you’re having a melty over him we can all see
>>215406067youre so sad
fat british boys <3with americans, it is expected for them to be fat. they’re loud, brash and proud, so it’s in their nature. but british boys? whether they’re the typical reserved upper lip specimens or more laddish, the stereotypical brit isn’t one who fits being fat which only makes it more erotic when they are…
>>215406091does your clitty leak when you spam about black penis all day?
>>215406111you said this last thread you sad cunt
heatherboi getting violently bashed by the batons
type of timmy crush>>215406077sup yodie
>>215406123i can’t stop dreaming of them…
tek dat heather tek it tek it
>>215406091You sound hungryMaybe you should have a Snickers?
I love it when DTFIC and heatherpaedo have their duelling melties. I always put fuel on the fire of both sides, sometimes I’ll pretend to be on one side then switch to the other and it sends them doopin mental haha
crimson river thames after a mass deflowerment small boat cronem gainfully employed at the gherkin
Searching for posts that contain ‘DTFIC’. 1781 results found.
>>215406173You sound mindraped
some women past the age of 50 are so unbelievably bitter and they ruin everyone's lives around them
>>215406173i do this too. free entertainment innit, nothing better than watching two mental cases battle to the death
dey whisper it in the playing fields all ova di country
>>215406159scare
>>215406173Same lol although I prefer winding DTFIC up desu
>>215406192Relax I’ll take your side next ‘tfic x>>215406203Haha, tard fights are the best thing about this place
>>215406209they're sopping wet for august's small boat crossings intake
>>215406173>>215406203>>215406219mental because you don't even need to make a post supporting heatherpaedo for dtfic to accuse you
Had a few slices of prosciutto with bread and mayonnaise
Mental how much he mindraped dtfic
My goodness graciousHe's gone nuclear
give it up, rorke, it's not worth it
>>215406219‘tfic is easier to sent into a gigameltie but it’s more rewarding to send heatherpaedo and Ziedy mental, like when he went crazy at the 10 en dun thing
DTFIC is the most mindraped poster in /brit/ history. Spaino dominated him for months and now heatherpaedo is taking him out for sloppy seconds. Utterly mentally conquered.
>>215406258>>215406247Lol
>>>/bant/23387838>>>/bant/23387838>>>/bant/23387838
the (mind) raped
The Belgian has a good sleep routine
Wish id inherited a title like a Lord. Perhaps someday i'll earn a knighthood.
difficult to remember all local celebrities such as diego, mihai, 150, drtrf, hetherbear
He’s posting /bant/ news we’ve reached level 4 of his meltdown!! Uh oh!! Next it will be kissing black men and scat
be right back gotta do a poo
If dtfic has a nickname then he's probably fitted into the group dynamic pretty well
>>215406261it was really funny watching the zledy seethe over people using the botnet to make gay posts with his flag
>>215406326Yes that was me but I wasn't using the botnet, never will.
>>215406312The only title you'll ever have is 'Virgin'.
Bad psych edition means no cuck posting
Don't remember the last time I saw him melting down so badly Something bad must've happened today :/
>>215406354Why lie?
>>215406354reminder you'll never make the bad thoughts go awaynot unless you kill yourself now
NEW>>215406383>>215406383>>215406383
>>215406384>>215406384>>215406384 New
Got to be up for work in less than 5 hours and I can't sleep
>>215406326Yeah that was hilarious too. Best was when we discovered he was ziedbelg
>>215405681Is that so?