>be me>wake up in the morning>live in an inner province >it's either 42°C, or it's raining nonstop and flooding>apply repellent so i don't get sucked dry by a gorillion mosquitos>go outside>almost trip every 10 steps because the pavement is fucked, since nobody maintains it>step on stray dog shit because nobody cleans it up>at least 1/3rd of people speak some incomprehensible gorilla dialect that barely resembles spanish>almost get hit by a car every time i cross the street, because retards can't drive (and the traffic lights don't work)>get stopped by 10 retarded street vendors that want to sell me their dirty socks>reach butcher place, pay 8 trillion pesos to buy some beef>get back home>power goes out for 2 hours>struggle to fall asleep at night because some brownoids in the neighborhood are playing reggae shit music>repeat
>t. el cansino argentinoyou really think im reading all that?
>>215405377no way you have rolling blackouts
>>215405377I live the same life but I'm browner and poorer than you, stop complaining
>>215405377Feels good not being a provinciANO
>>215405397This lmao didnt read nigga.
>>215405377>>struggle to fall asleep at night because some brownoids in the neighborhood are playing reggae shit musicGo with them and find a girl to warm your bed
cool, now tell me how I can buy a decent apartment in Buenos Aires so I can retire early and spend the rest of my life banging Argentine cuties
>>215405466T. Lazybones that didnt pick up his pero caca
>>215405377is it that bad in arg ? >>215405453where do you live ?
>>215405453this>>215405556Little Horse
>>215405475You want to be miserable too? You don't need to move across the world to experience misery.
>>215405588I literally just want to retire with a fat stack of cash I can live comfortably on until I die. I don’t want to slave away for Mr. Goldberg anymore just so I can own a 3 bedroom house with a 4 car garage to park my lifted F150 in. I just want an apartment and food and an internet connection.
>>215405475Decent appartments in neighborhoods you wont get stabbed after sundown are like half a million dollars starting Examplehttps://www.zonaprop.com.ar/propiedades/clasificado/veclapin-departamento-en-boulevard-charcas-con-cochera-y-pileta-56468510.htmlNigga argentina is expensive
>>215405475>>215405685nigga you have to sort by lowest price
>>215405838>31m2 >29m2>23m2Those are called "studios" not appartments in the first world
>>215405685>stabbed>ArgentinaArgentina isn't that dangerous. They're just poor, not violent and poor like Mexicans and Brazilians. There's definitely dangerous areas like in any city on earth, but it's nowhere near as bad as Mexican cities that are active cartel warzones. >>215405838sovlArgentina here I come
>>215405988please fuck their women
>>215406025yes sir
>>215405988>Argentina isn't that dangerousThis google street picture is taken mere 10 minutes walk from barrio parque (the most wealthy neighborhood in buenos aires)Tell me what you see, the devil is in the details
>>215405377Honorary t*rk
>>215405377I'm sorry Argiebro but it HAS to be this way, a strong and stable Argentina will try and attack the Falklands again.You MUST remain poor and downtrodden and i will do everything in my power to keep it this way
>>215406180
>>215406228How do we know those aren't Argentinians sowing discord?
>>215406263cope
>>215406146Are you complaining about bars on the windows? American cities have those everywhere.
>>215405988Please fuck our women
>>215406404There are people living in the third floor with bars on the windows , so people living there do think its dangerous despite living 10 minutes on foot from this placeAlso notice the india tier cables despite being such a centric area, has nothing to do with security but it shows how shitty the country truly is
you also receive $200/welfare from your government every month so all your suffering is invalid
>>215405377i feel sorry for you, porteños must fare better
>>215405377you cant suffer in argentina
>>215405988>Argentina here I comeBased, yesterday I ate dinner for 10usd.Yes I eat dinner at 11:30 pm which is totally normal
>>215406776This looks nice than Paris
>>215408058EFL retard
>be me>amerimutt sexpat>wake up in the morning>live in an inner province>it's either 42°C, or it's raining nonstop and flooding>apply repellent so i don't get sucked dry by a gorillion mosquitos>go outside>almost trip every 10 steps because the pavement is fucked, since nobody maintains it>step on stray dog shit because nobody cleans it up>at least 1/3rd of people speak some incomprehensible gorilla dialect that barely resembles spanish>almost get hit by a car every time i cross the street, because retards can't drive (and the traffic lights don't work)>were da whyte womyn at>they are all jewish>won't even look on my direction because I am a subhuman goy>get back home>power goes out for 2 hours>brownoids in the neighborhood invade my rbnb and rob me at gun point>repeatthis life sounded so good when I enlisted
>>215405377Formosa?
>>215405838damn that's the same price for a studio in my city, and not even in the good areas. Palermo is really good.
>>215409036Do they even have Internet there
>>215405988please fuck me
>>215405377Come to america che and fvck our women
>>215405988dont pay attention to the french flag, thats an argie that moved to europe after having his phone robbed 4 times
>>215406404>are you complaining about the bars on the windows and those fences on the lower balconiesyes
>>215409639Just wait until more immigrants come in and bars will start to appear.
>>215409639>Pewdiepie buys a house in Japan >it gets robbed before he even moves inmaybe the bars would've stopped that...
>>215405377pretty much same shit as here, except mosquitos dont bite me for some reason
>>215406146ever had babies or pets?
>>215406838jesus christI might as well be dead because living is not being alive without an argentinian gf
>>215405377I live in the south, what I hate most is state corruption, corrupt state politicians steal everything and when you need to do something it's a fucking bureaucracy, Peronist bastards motherfuckers
>>215411671>prefers selling the South to Israel
>>215411927Peronists are worse than jews.
>>215411927I would rather be Chilean, British, or israelite really.
>>215411671your entire civilization is based on hacindas, aristocracy and the popewhy are you desiring anything else? you are having evil thoughts
Enjoyed reading this essay
>>215405377such is life in India
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>>215406838>>215411244Argentinian women are genuinely evil, though, good luck
>>215412060Based. Thou shalt be appointed Governor when Chile reconquers the Patagonia.
>>215412451They're pretty though, and have a sexy accent that begs for domination.
>>215406180The only reason Argentina has to go to war is because they pretend to be white. If they claim brown heitage the white britoids wiill serve their BBC masters. Accept your blackness, Argentina.
