Pool's Closed editionPrevious: >>215403516
first for hootie & the blowfish
I will post the Mortal Kombat theme song right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxsNnUAyfd4
it was on my nintendo
>>215407214The policeman is in the Ku Klux Klan* clap * clap * clap * clap *deep in the heart of TexasCareful if your name is Schwartz or Chan* clap * clap * clap * clap *deep in the heart of TexasCrosses burn bright every night* clap * clap * clap * clap *deep in the heart of TexasYou can kiss goodbye your Civil Rights* clap * clap * clap * clap *deep in the heart of TexasMigrants still cower for fifty cents an hour* clap * clap * clap * clap *deep in the heart of TexasThe same ol’ slave masters are still in power* clap * clap * clap * clap *deep in the heart of TexasGovernor’s got the gall to build a Berlin Wall* clap * clap * clap * clap *deep in the heart of TexasKeeping Meskins out is for the good of us all* clap * clap * clap * clap *deep in the heart of TexasYou’re not really welcome if you’re not lily white* clap * clap * clap * clap *deep in the heart of TexasAll them Baptists swear they’ve seen the light* clap * clap * clap * clap *deep in the heart of TexasKilled all the Indians to steal their land* clap * clap * clap * clap *deep in the heart of Texas
>>215407214WWIII soon?
>>215407367no, republicans are just crying and shitting their pants again, they're going to let the government shut down over trans people, anti-woke culture war crybabies.
CRASHING THIS GOVERNMENT... WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>215407408all admirable
Thoughts on women?
>>215407408Umm akshually it's demonrats that are shutting down the gubmint
>>215407460i deserve to have sex with them, but i shouldn't be subject to listening to them talk
CP being posted in ye 'olde /brit/
>>215407253Nah talos is fake imperial propaganda to hide the fact that Tiber Septim stole Ysmir and Arctus's power the divinity is just weaker version of numidium powered by ysmir and arctus instead of the heart.
Holy shit the annoying white woman got the million dollars and the vacation on her first two spins
The worst enemy you will encounter in life isn't the ones that wants you to shut up, gone, or dead so that they may stomp or piss on your grave.It's the ones who wants to keep you alive, tie you up, so you can watch them helplessly doing horrible things to your family.Semper Fi.>>106751865
>tfw government employeeI have no idea if I'm working tomorrow. We haven't a single email telling us what to do or whether there's a plan.Tbh I wouldn't mind a few weeks unpaid vacation.
>>215407477been a minute since i seen that on 4chan lol
>>215407460hate them and look down on them as lesser beings, also i want to be around them way more but i live in a place with a terrible ratio
>>215407493>>>/g/106751865Lol i forgot how to crosspost
>>215407498Are you in DC? Wanna hang out?
>>215407477somebrowns been doing it on /v/ too.hate having to clear my phone's cache every time it shows up
THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT HAS OFFICIALLY SHUT DOWN
>>215407354whee, KKK looks like cute anime girls
>>215407477Heatherpaedo againHe did it earlier too, I'm just hiding all images on that shithole as a precaution from now on.
>>215407477lol I caused that meltdown
>>215407516>hate having to clear my phone's cache every time it shows upS-should I actually have to do that?
>>215407532He really is an odious little rat
>>215407545If glowies use automated tools to look through your phone you could be liable
>>215407545you can if you want.
The government will shutdown soon. Are you ready for life in a post government world?
>>215407482The idea that Tiber Septim became a god simply because we was a powerful warlord is absurd, it is possible for mortals to become gods but that's through many centuries of magical study. I'm not completely ruling out that a human could do it, but it's unlikely, and for someone like Tiber Septim, actually impossible.
>>215407521Oh it will but it will be on October 10th anon
>>215407554I think I'm pushing him closer to suicideMy pasta from way back seems to be truer every day Anyway it's a shame what hes done to that once great thread
um joining my loca traditional catholic sect and you can do anything to stop me
>>215407583looks like a shitty shoot em up with no cover or tactics and weird unrealistic use of vehicles
>>215407532what did you do?
>>215407521Not my problem
>>215407586It's absurd to think that he's gone from just posting about black men raping school girls to fully spamming 'p just for a reaction lolwhat a fucking freak
>>215407586We should adopt Bradley Walsh posting to honour our English heritage.
>>215407595they're called "arcade shooters" and yeah, they're lame and gay in our always-online, games-as-a-service world
>>215407531We would make a cute couple
>>215407592
>>215407601Basic trolling >>215407607I hope the police find him soon>>215407608No let's keep /cum/ independent please
once i buy a new xbox ill be playing ready or not, and madden
>>215407623no we wouldn't>>215407635They won't. You have to remember our police are basically completely inept and unable to do their job
Been listening to Bad Bunny since he was announced for the Super Bowl. I can dig this stuff. It makes me feel like I’m at a beach party. I just need a tropical drink and I’m there.
>>215407567no offense, but you probably don't know a lot about elder scrolls lore. tiber septim literally stole the power from 2 different gods. he stole the power from ysmir through trechary. ysmir was the real dragonborn, tiber septim cut his own throat in a faked assassination attempt to cover up the fact that he wasn't really a tongue. ysmir is the true dragonborn, like the protag of skyrim is. that's why they call you ysmir in game. anyways, tiber septim killed ysmir and used his soul to power the dwarven god numidium which he won from his conquest of red mountain. that was the only way he was able to invade summerset without a navy to rival the altmer. the mage that created the mantella, the device used to control numidium, also gets his soul trapped inside and becomes the undead underking. "talos" is a combination of tiber septim, ysmir, and arctus pouring their crazy ass power into one thing that ended up transcending all of them combined. the idea that it's the will of tiber septim is pure propaganda though, talos is just a reincarnation of shor.
>>215407646Didn't know they had hispanics in Canada
>>215407635Fine let’s steal Bradley Walsh posting and gaslight future generations into believing it was always our thing that they stole from us.
What happens when the government gets shut down? How long do shutdowns last for? Will burgers be ok?
>>215407513Nah I'm elsewhere.>>215407521Give it 4 more hours.
>>215407648How come Septim blood is required to light the dragonflies then?
>>215407646SKKKRRRT SKKKKRRTTT
>>215407657It’s life in a post funded government? Do you really have no imagination?
>>215407595>>215407620Lol you're talking about cod?
>>215407638Why not get a computer?
>no offense, but you probably don't know a lot about elder scrolls lore.
shitting out a poo
>>215407655Do whatever you want but imo aping memes like that is gay as fuck
>>215407652the biggest consumers of Latin American music are Northern Europeans lol
>>215407657have you retards seriously never seen a gov shutdown before
>>215407657>What happens when the government gets shut down?things the federal government does stops. '>How long do shutdowns last for?until the government borrows more money to get enough money to spend like retards again>Will burgers be ok?probably not. govenrment spending is a huge chunk of gdp and will make recession way worse. its so painful that one side will probably cave relatively quickly
>>215407679why are yuros so dumb?
>>215407652Not nearly as many as America. I knew who Bad Bunny was but I had never heard his music before this week.
>>215407648Yes all this nord nonsense is good and all but if we stick to reality the idea of a monkey that lives ~80 years at best achieving godhood where some of the finest Altmer minds in history failed is completely absurd. Even if he did steal ancient elven technology to do so. There are only and have ever only been 8 divines.
I... want a latinx gf....
I'm actually in the USA right nowAre burgers gonna start shooting each other in the streets tomorrow when the police is defunded?
>>215407680gaming pc is too expensive and my current one is a mac
i keep having to restart my pirate download
I hate bad bunny why is he on the super bowl
Nine divines rhymes, simple as
I used to know a lot about elder scrolls lore. But I think a lot of it has left my brain. Cool stuff though,
>>215407648>used his soul to power the dwarven god numidium which he won from his conquest of red mountain>spin-off lorewho cares?
i'm fat yall
>>215407756How is that spin off?
>>215407673That's because tiber septim stole the dragon soul of ysmir wulfhearth. he needs the amulet of kings too to do the imperial stuff, which is blessed by saint allesia who was like the greatest psuedo divine shor worshipper of all time. i fucking hate oblivion lore tho so i memory hole what i can. but basicallytiber septim + zurin arctus + ysmir wulfhearth goes into the numidiuma dragon break happens, each of the souls get mixed together or obliterated.tiber septim gets the dragon soul from ysmir by stealing his power, but he wasn't created a dragonborn. he's like a false dragonborn.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758604211847410.mp4
>>215407727Someone says this every time we have a shutdown
>>215407718>~80 years at best achieving godhood where some of the finest Altmer minds in history failed is completely absurdthe psijics absolutely have the power to do that. mannimarco literally does become a god during the events of daggerfall and hes an altmer mage. the tribunal also become gods as well, as do the dwarves (sort of). the leader of the marmer is also probably a god.it's pretty damm common to find divinity in tes.
My tooth gem was supposed to be in for 3 months but I've had it for like a year
>>215407774Fascinating I can't wait for Skyblivion and Skywind to come outI plan to play them in reverse starting from Skyrim and going back, paying attention to LoreAt least that's what I tell myself, problem is I have no free time
>>215407767in tes:2, only battlemage zurin arctus is said to have his soul used to power the numidium. in morrowind they tried to retcon it with a gay little book
why are you, as a man, naming yourself bad bunny
And then he (Tiber) fucked and impregnated Barenziah, proving that it is unquestionably based to get up in some sexy elf pussy.
if i was a negroid i'd hit the gym and be fucking huge
Are zoomers illiterate or just latinx
>>215407779>>215407727I do wonder how Trump's military """training exercises""" in major cities are supposed to work. Same with ICE. Are they still getting paid to crack heads while everyone else is laid off?
>>215407792>>215407798>>215407800>>215407774>>215407767>>215407718>>215407648>>215407567>>215407482shut up nerds
>>215407806these chicanos zesty
>>215407742Mexicans love him thoughever
>>215407800Dragon breaks and the retcons are canon thoughEspecially those in Morrowind
>>215407756>the arcturian heresy is spin off lorei get not wanting to believe it wholesale but i choose to, and that's a valid interpretation after the events of morrowind imo
>censored porn is against the rules if anons post it >Fine for advertisers
>>215407727Many years ago I was in the US during a shutdown and the National parks were closed but everyone just walked under the caution tape to go in anyways. Nothing ever happens
The annoying white woman won ONE MILLION DOLLARS
>>215407820done him
>>215407792And what do all of them have in common that Tiber Septim doesn't?
Yeah I like some of the Bad Bunny songs. I thought they were gonna pick Jelly Roll or Morgan Wallen or some trash like that.
if i was brazilian i would have sex because it's impossible to be an incel in brazil
>>215407848they motherfucking paying this shit bro you aint
>>215407832i used to hate dragon breaks but i sorta like them overall now. just goes to show that lorkhan's power is not overwhelming and auriel is still really really important for the mundus. sithis just can't establish causality so it makes decent sense that an overwhelming surge of power from lorkhan basically turns the mundus into an aedric plane for a bit
>>215407867Bad Bunny can definitely put on a more entertaining performance than the last few half-time shows
>>215407859they take extra damage from wuuthrad
>>215407813Barenziah was a pre-pubescent girl at the time, tiber spetim was a pedophile. >>215407820shut the fuck up human dog, do not interrupt your elven masters.
soon as i sit down goon rod starts acting up, cant have peace on this shit
just found out that asparagus are the growing buds of a tree and the fruit is toxicinsane that someone thought of eating them
>>215407677I thought billions must die o algo.
>>215407894They must but unfortunately there is no funding for that at the moment
>>215407726Go to the US.
will it ever get better?
Sup fags
>>215407859regardless of how racist you are for humans, the fact of the matter is that tiber septim activated numidium which is like the scariest and most powerful magical device in the world.altmer dont live for more than 1000 years anyways, its not like they have a super long time either. time doesnt really matter for dragonborns though cause alduin is the god of time
Watching hockey. I'm a real leaf now
>>215407872I like how they built a very complex lore that incorporates a way for them to retcon anything while keeping the games isolated I really really REALLY hope they don't fuck TES6 up
>>215407910doubtful
>>215407931tes 6 is gonna be set in hammerfell because that's the most logical place to set the next game and everyones gonna setthe because of niggers and it will sell 20 copies and die
If the Arcturian Heresy is true, then Tiber Septim is the Breton Hjalti Early-Beard. Bretons are descended partially from Elves. So Tiger Septim probably had some Elven blood in him.
>>215407948Redguards aren't niggers THOUGH
>>215407931>I really really REALLY hope they don't fuck TES6 upyou're gonna have a bad time
>>215407927preseason doesnt count
>>215407966Can I kiss you?
>>215407931>>215407948it'll probably be set in hammerfell maybe on the border with high rock and a sea because they have the ship designer from starfield. it probably will be bad though not for any political reasons but just because modern bethesda just makes corporate slop. I hope not but that's what I'm going in expecting.
>>215407962Why not?
>>215407963Shut upJust fucking SHUT UP
>>215407980it's going to play like starfield and be as well written
>>215407961elves and humans descend from the same fundamental nature anyways. elves were originally just anuic while humans were padamaic. padamaic souls are more aligned to mortality so their lives are just shorter. thats also why orcs lost their lifespans and became like men.
bad bunny singing incoherent shit to gringos will be the highlight of the super bowl
why are millennials obsessed with the name janet
new /cum/ filter just dropped
>>215407995SKKKRRRT SKKRRRT OYE SKKRRRT
I wanted to like Starfield. There was SOME cool stuff in it. I had some fun but it’s just painfully mid overall.
>>215407961Same as the reachmen, he was a testiment to the degenerate nature of man-mer relations.
>>215408007What the h*ck should I play it?
how can bretons be descended from mixed humans/elves when children are always 100% the race of their mother?
>>215407993oh yea i forgot to add elves are just strong with magic mostly cause magnus raped a hole in the sky
whats the deal with those old white women that are all caked up in makeup
Denver is the ugliest city in America
>>215407962Yeah, Redguards aren't n-wordsArgonians on the other hand...
i have borderline traits, and even worse, im an attached instead of a flight borderlineim lonely and its my moms fault
e-celebrity mentioned
>>215408026they just look like their mothers. the humans in high rock were enslaved by the elves for thousands of years during the ayleid empire. the female slaves got consistently raped for centuries and their phenotype gradually changed a little. even so, they still appear human just dont suck at magic.
I'm skipping leg dayWhat's the point?
>>215408007The one thing about the game that I really liked was the laser pistol. It felt exactly like a laser gun should. >>215408023it wasn't bad, just mediocre. I had fun while playing it but there were only 2 quests which I liked.
>>215407993Yeah good stuff. The padamaic nature of humanity seems to be the reason humans are more closely associated with Lorkhan and/or Shor
>>215408005jaja
>>215408059My leg day consists of doing ass exercises because I want a fat ass
I stay on that gang shit
Watching Dancing With The StarsThese women are so fucking hot oh my godI wish I had learned to dance when I was younger
I believe the Khajiit religion is the correct one. Blessed be the Skooma Cat.
>>215408059i like leg day because its easy
>>215407214>Republicans control executive, house, and senate.>Government shutdown is looming.>Why would the Democrats do this??
>>215408088https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759276165474567.webm
>>215407975>>215407992Yeah I lost hope a while ago but I really want it to be good ...
>>215408095>KhajitThey are Chinese
>>215408061Yeah. Lorkhan is fundamentally the god of death because his death is what brings mortality to the world. In the same way that Auriel/Alduin is the god of time, the elves get long lifespans while humans have short ones. That's why the two forces are fundamentally opposed. the truest enemy of mortals is time because it's always running out, and the fundamental enemy of time is mortality because mortals are always striving to cause change and entropy. that's why dragon breaks are kinda cool. if mortals win so convincingly against time that it's decisive, time literally just stops and people exists and a world with infinite potential but no causality to restrain it. it's sort of a bad thing too. the whole point of tes is that the fundamental forces work together to create the world.
Did they change the nigger ball toss event to December or something? Why are people going nuts about who's gonna sing on it.it's barely october. You gonna be bitching about it for 5 fucking months?
Good morning show me the place where he inserted the blade
>Skyrim came out 15 fucking years agoWHERE THE FUCK IS ELDER SCROLLS 6
>>215408007yeah same, as soon as i visited the main city and the cyberpunk city and saw how small they were i lost all hope. even the idea of building a comfy spaceship and just cruising and adventuring was appealing but procedural copy/paste slop isn't worth adventuring into.
What if I hit you with that jab jab cross combo
>>215408129You wouldn't get it
>>215408100you need to challenge yourself our use more varying machines then
>>215408110Crying laughing at this one
Real ones remember when spinster and the Brazilian neet had a fling
get in herehttps://streamed.pk/watch/dana-whites-contender-series-season-9-week-8-2318434/alpha/1
>>215408126Yeah that’s good shit. I might need to get into a deep lore binge again soon. They came up with some wild stuff for this series. I’d love for the new game to get into some of the crazy Redguard / Yokudan stuff.
>>215408177Why?
>>215408181honestly I reccomend tamriel rebuilt for morrowind if you can get into that. its goated. lorebeards built a ton of mainland morrowind, and they have the gold coast in cyrodiil too now.
>>215408181yeah. hopefully if tes6 is in hammerfell they have blade singing as a game mechanic. according to the lore the ultimate martial art of the redguards is basically just unlimited bladeworks from fate stay night.
>>215408186because
>>215408133The cyberpunk city Neon was lame as hell, yeah. I had just come from Cyberpunk 2077 too which is able to create the illusion of a real city so much more convincingly. Starfield just felt so dated by comparison.
Hey now you're a cum star get your goon on go coom All that gooning is gold, only shooting cum breaks the mold
>>215408196Sounds cool I might need to check it out. >>215408197>blade singing as a game mechanicYeah I was hoping for this. Could be really cool if they do it right. Maybe we’ll even see become the Oppenheimer of Tamriel with the Pankratosword.
Me and society awhile back came to an agreement that I'm an unsalvageable untermensch animal who should probably be put down
I really want to love Morrowind but every time I try and play it I get too bored I think I ruined it for myself by learning about the lore beforehand :(
Jersey Mike's is disgustavo
>>215408252the gameplay is easy but kinda boringUsually what keeps me going is, like any rpg, getting better weapons and armor , and just exploring in general
I am unfortunately not dumb enough to have hope for the future.
Whenever I visit the USA my poo becomes sour smelling and I often get diarrheaDoesn't matter what I eat down here, either, it always gets this bizarrely sour sharp smell What's up with that?
>>215408278It's too easy so the items mean nothing Also doesn't help you can make infinite money in the first city by just trading
>>215408252with basically every tes game, step 1 is getting overpowered with magic so you dont actually have to think about the gameplay.daggerfall is literally just a liminal horror game
thank G-d i have that britnigger filtered at the u-block level
why would the goat of cumgen do this
>>215408177Are these real fights that go on their MMA record
The ice cream truck just drove by to scan my wifi network again.
>>215408315Magic in Skyrim fucking sucks without mods
>>215408296 I just like the look o getting better armor It's satisfying finally getting daedric But yes late game I usually get bored, lose interest and stop playing but that's kind of true of every Bethesda game once youre op it's hard to stay invested
For me? It's the Dunmer
>>215408339yeah but you can still get broken in skyrim with alchemy and enchanting.i honestly just play skyrim on normal difficulty but if i die i delete my save. then i add a bunch of immersion mods and random procedural side quests and just role play.
>>215408333yeah it's a professional mma promotion technically. they're fighting for a chance at a ufc contract
>>215408362I just did after /brit/ I don't feel like doing that shit again. Isp can see everything anyway
>posting on /brit/Grim
>>215408315I tried that too and found it boring with no reason to actually play the gameKept finding myself just going to the wiki and reading the Lore and dialogue etc there
>>215408370Wtf why was my post deleted
>>215408177this fight rn is so anemic lol
>>215408387gotta keep 4chan advertiser friendly. nothing bad has ever happened
>>215408367Black boy getting dommed right now
>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse wtf
>>215408400My pepe got deleted tooAm I about to be permabanned?
>>215407288
>>215408386if you want a fun game that you can actually play for the lore, id recommend pathologic 2. it's pure kino and has the same sort of psuedomagical deranged world vibe of tes lore
>>215408387You previously searched for cp based on your http web traffic history
getting pissed off over kemono net limiting my download speeds and halting my DL randomly
>>215408403Same Looks like they blocked images for the time being while they deal with that spaz
test
i think i won't browse the /int/ archives for a couple days.
>>215408439>browsing the archives in the first placeWhy?
I hate woman commentators in sports
>>215408445is it because they're boring and dumb?
Mental how badly I mindraped him
Insomnia be kicking my ass frfr
Just achieved CHIM
>>215408449Mostly the second one Don't like Jew commentators either
>>215408445>I hate woman
>>215408445female mma is fun af to watch. it's like shounen anime with how much of a beating they take
Would you guys watch a Morrowind TV series?
>>215408471It would be fun if they were cute tomboys like Ronda Rousey instead of roided out freaks
>>215408481Nope
>>215408445respect women chud
>>215408481if it was the same quality as the fallout series, yeahthat one was pretty good even if it was the cringier fallout 3/4 and not 1/2 vibe
>>215408426what spaz? i just woke up
>>215408481only if he was in it
Im fat
I enjoyed the Fallout TV show I just wouldn't recommend it to anyone else
>>215408510Don't worry about it, little soycuck
fats deserve as much respect as yuros or brits (none)
They call me the gamer from Mars
>>215408483i do mma and half my peers are women and theyre all pretty cool and not freaks at all.fighting just makes you muscular like no other sport does.
i’m banishing you to dinosaur island
>>215408533why (though)
>>215408542That sounds dope, where is it?
>>215408488Because you think it would be poorly made or because it cannot be made well period?>>215408496This is what I think, tooSome house drama would be fun >>215408512That could be arranged
>>215408536Oh stfu if you think the current female UFC roster aren't all masculine freaks
Ruby Gloom is left-handedEp. 4
>>215408550>Because you think it would be poorly made or because it cannot be made well periodBoth
>>215408564:0!!!!!
>>215408569Fair enough
>>215408555I was just talking about people I actually know, not the pro level
not crazy about autumn steam sale
Cow tools
>>215408564Watched this when I was an infant
>>215408521dickhead
>>215408599You have great memory
>>215408471no it isn’t it’s terrible. they ish ish ish at each other from 15 feet away
My new boss is an Indian woman and I really want to fuck her
>>215408550>because it cannot be made well periodyesat most, a series of movies or miniseries might work
>>215408599watching this as an adult
It's Hallowe'entime motherfuckers!!!!!!!! Get spooked!!!!!!!
>>215408602You're a good right
>>215408619Halloween tools
>>215408605the lightest weight divisions for women are my favorite cause they get into really technical submission games
Suck my muatra
>>215408606BasedBrown women are sexo
>>215408622Foid*
>>215408581All these memes about "thicc" girls is why every third girl is a complete fatass
Would you fuck Elon's daughter?
>>215407288Would a beautiful pale-skinned, blonde, blue eyed Estonian girl date a swarthy southern european like me?
this nigga is dark as hell
>>215408645That's a maaan
>>215408619Kids stopped doing Halloween after COVID. No one comes to the house anymore it's been 4 years
>>215408645LOL
>>215408619think I might have to go to starbucks and get a pumpkin cream cold brew tomorrow morning
How come others can post images but not me
>>215408622>>215408640fail!!!!
>>215408642low test
>>215408666They have a gay poster block for images
>>215408666I can't either
Wow that dude probably had his whole family in Senegal watching this for an opportunity to live the dream life just for him to get finished in round 1. What a life
>>215408666Get behind me, Satan!!
>>215408665Pumpkin spice latte actually tastes really good and I'm no longer too angsty to pretend it isn't
>>215408681Dickhead
I ate 5 eggs yesterday and pooping them out today made me think my body didn't fully digest them because I just scarfed them down without really chewing
>>215408707dick muncher
>>215408642i was posting that to refer to muscular girls. skinny bodies are literally so fucking boring and soft compared to fit girls they look and feel like they're about to break in half
>>215408698Honestly, it is hit or miss. International Delights is usually good, but their PSL creamer tastes like candlewax.
For me it's chai latte when I'm feelin zesty
>>215408626this brother is looking forward to jandiroba vs dern
>>215408713Nope you're the foid so that's what you do
>>215408698I used to work at starbucks and originally refused to drink it because I didn't wanna be a fagonce I actually tried it though I started drinking one every shift
>>215408722For me it's matcha
>>215408737Oo yes queen
Candians and Americans should just meet at the border and kiss
>>215408725Taking a shit.
>>215408691>What a lifedreams of greatness are so improbable that they might as well be impossible. in my entire life ive only met like a few people that actually were world class at anything. being top 1% in the world isnt enough. life is brutal, mediocrity is boring but it sure is easy
>>215408760i dont want my nose to get curry spice bombed
>>215408760When they said boosting border enforcement for US and Canada I did NOT know this is what they meant
cunt
>>215408722>>215408737>>215408744Wish we had more gay posters like this instead of sex crazed degenerates
I have a great post lined up for the next thread
>>215408781Of course but imagine being that close and going out like that
>>215408804I'm not actually gay THOUGH i just play one on 4chan
Why are there so many Mormon women dancing slutty as fuck on this TV programI thought Mormons were trad?
>>215408818I hope it's cow tools
Me on the left
>>215408841Exaaaactly. Like when I roleplay on cum as an inner city black guy
Dana Kikes contender series
There's nothing gay about liking matcha or listening to Clairo
anyone want to torture my nipples?
clairo fucking sucks
Matcha doesn't even taste that good, it's just proof women place aesthetics above everything
>>215408886All that modern ultra commercial pop slop sucks
>have to go in on my day off because our fill-ins during me and my partners PTO are so worthless that things go to shit every time we dont work>district manager texts me asking if I can go in for a short time to "mentor" the woman who isnt familiar with how things are done which translates to "go in and do all the initial work so she can be a warm body that tells people she will pass along their concerns">of course there wont be overtime, you are salaried :)
>>215408881Sure *smears goat blood all over them and then brings in the lion*
>>215408880It's gayer to worry about what will "make you gay" constantly than to like what you like and have sex with women
>>215408841I just pretend to be whatever i think is going to make the most people pissed off in any given threadso if i see a bunch of libtarded posts i larp as a trumptard, and vice versa
beat on the brat with a baseball bat
>>215408886No
>>215408781Better to just settle for mediocrity but have a quiet burning resentment inside that occasionally lashes out, like most people
>>215408902Ok so basically you need a hug
>>215408902Haha I just post for fun :D
>>215408901This is true. I saw something that was like "things that give women the ick" and it was riding the elliptical but I love riding the elliptical
africans can't fight
wish a woman would cut my balls off and crush them in front of me why cant good things ever happen to me?
Really thought that congo nigga was gonna heem that chi
>>215408930Do you mean blacks or people from the African continent? Because I agree with BOTH
>>215408929>but I love riding the ellipticalJust like you love riding the dick, faggot
hows the government shutdown going
>>215408918i try to apply myself to all sorts of things and really do my best but then just accept when nobody besides me cares about the effort. its sorta meaningless but so is everything else i could do.
>>215408945Sent that freak flying so hard
>>215408929They call it ick but good calves and quads are gonna bring game HOME.
just made a phenomenal grilled cheese but I bought some fancy tomato soup and it was mediocre to bad. would almost have preferred the cheap canned stuff
>>215408898>sorry, boss. training employees isn't on my contract
>>215408934You could always chop your own balls off and throw them at a woman? Mayhaps
>>215408959calf raises and squats > elliptical
>>215408953Don't worry Pvt. Ramirez your salary is safe!
>>215408953Everybody here is blaming Trump
>>215408965no that would be sexual harassment
>>215408958always imagine the gif of the dog flying careening away from the screen when people say that
>>215408960>had some left over havarti>had some american cheese>made a grilled cheese with 2 slices of havarti and 1 slice of american in between the havartiwas fucking delicious, havarti melts so good
Hey Lil DonnyI'm riding cock!How do like them apples?
>>215408953it doesnt really matter in the short term desu. it only gets annoying after a few weeks of it. its not like the entire country turns to anarchy, things just get 20% more bullshit for a while
>>215408988made mine with 2 slices of havarti and 2 slices of muenster with sourdough will be making it again
>>215408929women get the ick from you working too much because their childish brains cant connect it to your gains
>>215408974Kind of in the eye of the beholder innit?
>>215408960My condolences I hate when that happens
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>>215409001*out
good googly mooglythat thang is juicy
Wrote out a long, detailed response to several anons and I got hit with the "Our system thinks your post is spam" error. The fack?
>>215409001desu, men should never listen to the opinions of women. both men that are successful and unsuccessful with girls just live their own lives and end up happier. Simping and trying to change to please a woman just makes her think you're less than her or desperate, which is really the ultimate ick.
>>215409048if you remember that women are emotional and flighty and not detail oriented they'll feel that you're respecting them more
>>215408968i’m unemployed >>215408969it seems to be the same as usual >>215408995so ill ask the same question after a month
>>215409174I live near DC, my coworker works a second job at a secure government mail subcontractor and he said they are indefinitely running on a skeleton crew and everyone is tearing their hair out
