>Today I will cure Anon's cancer>Wait a second are these guys building a tower to meet me ? >They didn't even call me before to give me the time to iron my clothes !>Well that's it i'm creating racism and the Vietnamese language, have fun trying to understand that
Since the Tower of Babel was like 5,500-ish years ago on the creationist timelines wouldn't the languages all be like Proto-Indo-European, Proto-Afro-Asiatic, Proto-Sino-Tibean, etc?
>>215410956Hinduism makes more sense desu.specially when you understand that we are living in a era of suffering and decline (Kali yuga) which will last for 427.000 years, we still got a long way ahead of us bros...
>>215411081>8 armed ape guy warlordI hope the writer got fired for that one
>>215411100Idk it looks cool to me haha i think that is the god Kali
>>215411081>jeets see this and think 'yeah, we're not worshipping demons'
meanwhile Zoroastrianism doesn't have this problem>everything good was made by Ahura Mazda>everything bad was made by Angra Mainyu, who is nearly as powerful as Ahura Mazda
>>215411127*goddess Kali, which is the god of time, creation and destruction
>>215410956>Anon you didnt forgive the person that ruined your life?>oop looks like i cant let you into heaven, remember i told you to forgive trespassers.
>>215411344>No, you will NOT hate your pedophile stepfather who raped you and beated up you when you were 5 years old>Why ? Because it was part of my plan, now go burn in hell for eternity
>>215411344>That serial killer that raped murdered countless victims repented at the last millisecond before death and accepted me as his lord and savior? Hallelujah, give that man a front row seat in Paradise >Did you just insult my heckin dove (which is also me). I don’t give a fuck how pious you were. Straight to giga hell with you. Enjoy your punishment of eternal BBC, chuddyMan, I’m exhausted. Can’t wait until I get home and make some more beetles
>>215411274>uhh lizards are LE BAD and you can't be a NEET or masturbate o algo
>Sorry Chang but you died before you could hear the existence of my son (who is also me (who is also a spirit(who is also none of those things okay you heckin heretic))) and the incredible story about how his follower betrayed him so he could die and save you from me (in case you didn't know you are doomed because your ancestor ate an apple or something>Yes I could spawn in your country but I won't. Why ? Because... SATAN PICK UP THIS GUY AND I'LL PROVOKE ANOTHER FLOOD IN CHINA TO FEED YOU MORE SOULS
>>215411687>Yes, I reincarnated you as a Chinese girl, knowing that your mother would kill you because she desperately wanted a boy. Why? Dont worry about it. Trust the grand plan o algo. Btw, you will be reincarnated as a Dalit girl to extremely poor parents in Uttar Pradesh. Ciao
>>215411081C'mon bro, is this what you're doing now after your baba posting annoyed everyone in the general?
>>215411764>You killed some insect 30 years ago therefore I (I am also you (and also not you okay you unenlightened retard)) am going to hack to pieces your body (who is also not your body) and eat your stomach in front of you and and then you will be reincarnated into some baby who is being made right now, you will want to fuck your mother and feel jealousy toward your father (who are also not really your parents) then you will forget all of this and live the life of an unenlightened moron until you understand that you are eternal or something>Have fun trying to find a lama in the middle of medieval Mexico
>WTF WHY ARE THE PEOPLE OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH SO EVIL? I LITERALLY MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE JUST LIKE ME>I WILL NOW RAIN FIRE AND BURN ALIVE ALL OF YOU YOU HECKIN IDOL WORSHIPPERS, NO CHILDREN SHALL BE SPARED FROM MY WRATH
>>215411969lmao buddhismjaks are fun
>>215411081>>215411100>>215411134>>215411784>NOOOOOO i don't want a fierce protector goddess who kills demons for me. I'd rather have the old man who likes foreskins and tells his Jewish chosen people to kill babies and rape young girls
