TOTAL CHINADIAN DEATH edition (the boomers of canada before the zoomer poos invaded)>>215410628
>>215411890saaaaarrrrr
Anime is fucking gay
>>215411929Jason's name derives from Jesus
tall and thicc
the anime I was watching was quite boring, so I turned it off
How old is she?>>215411840
why are they trying to bisect him?
>>215411921>sell your cloak and buy a sword
I find my city of Chicago interesting. What's interesting about your city?
He's hot and I won't pretend he isn't.
you really shouldnt post child relatives in the thread that got nuked with pizza like a couple hours ago lol
>>215411936https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8G4xrYfWmw
>>215411870>>215411882>>215411899lol still weird seeing a durag nigga playing king von in a tesla. Teslas used to be a techjeet thing
>>215411941Now she's 22, that's an old picture, she just broke up with her german boyfriend just go to München and sexxx her
Please stop jason.
no spooky halloween story is scarier than being forced to live alongside canadians and mexicans.clowns to the north of me.jokers to the south.here i am.
>>215411948is that a guy?
>>215411933Pretty please never reply to me again regarding who or whatever Jason is you sad lonely little man
LISTENhttps://youtu.be/xik-y0xlpZ0?si=bGQ_1d1form2yDjY
>>215411968jason is jesus, thank you
>>215411933not true. jesus and josh have the same root though. jason is a greek name not a hebrew name hes with the argonauts. he gets the golden fleece, remember?
Damn okay mama Africa looking ass girl https://youtu.be/lNeP3hrm__k?si=Oz1YR7F6Uurd9uo4
How does it feel to be the protagonist of real life, Burgerbros?
>>215411948name?
In the closet, that's my stuff yes if I bought it please don't touch
>>215411971>No more spooky story than thisTrump shutting down the government and Jason going off without his fucking healthcare. You are fucking out of your fucking gourd motherfucker? This is super fucking spooky it gives me the fucking goosebumps
>>215411988Life is shit
>>215411988Indifferent because americans dont pay any attention to the outside world at all
there's no point in purchasing a luxury watch unless you have the power that comes with it. like leading a country full of bad niggas that will do anything you tell them to
My name is Jerry Garcia
>>215411988It's chill I guess
>>215411948Jason would, he'd be a pig in shit
>>215411997*touches your shit while smirking at you*
>>215411962I'm approaching 30, so that might be on the young side for me. Did she grow up in Germany, or just moved there?
>>215411890Nice hat
>>215412007>My name is Jerry Garcia >Look for awhile at the China Cat Sunflower
>>215411988We can make anyone choke on our dick and they're isn't shit they can do about it. Feels good desu
>>215412007>tfw never got the chance to see the grateful dead live
>gums bleeding like crazy from brushing teeth>herpes breakout on my face hurtingI'm a disease ridden lepper. If I were Hitler, I wouldn't hesitate to gas a degenerate leper like myself to death
Indie rock boys wanna taste electro pussy
>>215411948I would have gay sex with him and kiss him and introduce him to my parents.
>>215412020she's from a german colony in souf brazil, she recently moved there now she wants to fuck german boys, thank you
Alcohol is like a cheat code that suddenly makes life tolerable and even enjoyable. Shame about the liver disease thing
>>215412036>f I were Hitler, I wouldn't hesitate to gas a degenerate leper like myself to deathYou can still do it, I believe in you.
>>215412036Shouldn't have sucked off that tranny.
going to mcdonalds for a crispy chicken sandwich. you guys want anything?
>>215412036wew. Did you get herpes from a hookup or when you were a kid from family?
>>215412043WHO ARE YOU? ARE YOU JASON? I KNOW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>215412036>>gums bleeding like crazy from brushing teethbrush ur teeth more idiot
How long before we get groksaar for 4chok?
>>215412056>when you were a kid from family?Maybe htat kind of things normal in Ethopia, but here we frown upon incest. Incest is reserved for rare special occasions
>>215412059Hi, I'm Jason, how are you?
>>215412046You don't need your liver anyway
>>215412056To answer your question pretty sure I got it from kissing a prozzie
>>215412068did you have a stroke before hitting submit or are those real words
>>215412049Hi I'm Jason, it was too tempting
>>215412083
They said my dental hygiene is excellent at the appointment>>215412054Try the new golden mccrispy deluxe whatever sandwich it's pretty good
>>215412091Beggars can't be choosers. I'm a creep maxxed incel Anyways you're a nigger which is spiritually on the level of being a whore
>American chocolate is bACCCK
you just lost the game
>>215411936I wish I could breast that boobily
>>215411929You are what you watch Jason
>>215412088yes
>>215412102Not wrong.
>discovers Kuru
Evens i go to McD, odds I go to Taco Bell. Dubbs i hang myself
>>215412108"You can't lose the game if you refuse to play"-Jason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdDpkPKAg7si hate having to eat so much food but i dont want to get skinnier and weaker.
FUUUCK YOU FUCKERS! YOU FUCKERS! YOU FUCKING BASTA-Oh, the mail's still running? nevermind
僕たちはセックスしてるの?それともしてないの?
>>215412108>"Pss, anon look over here."
>>215412134odds I masturbate and go to sleep, evens I masturbate to Jason's face, dubs I post Jason's dick
i've been seeing a lot of byds around, wonder how much they are
I love you
>>215412140https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyElRB-JXgMthe mailman 2 days into the shuitdown
drinking milk
>>215412161i know
>>215412162woah heelies are a throwback
>>215411948timmies stop being so fucking sexy
>>215412148>In May 2019, Chicago's Oak Park and River Forest High School spent $53,000 to reprint its yearbook after 18 students showed the OK sign in pictures. School officials stated that the symbol's association with white supremacy could jeopardize the students' reputations and future college and job prospects, so they would be removing the photographs from the yearbook in its reprinted form.
In bed stroking my cock and pinching my nipples
>>215412168I'm Jason, I can beat the shit out of you in a fucking fight
Bill Burr is such hypocrite for accepting Saudi money
my goat destiny would NEVER make a post like that
theese cheeseburgers I made are delicioushope I dont get the violent shits again
>>215412182Stroking your cock to what?
>>215412179>That will be a extra 1000 on top of your Oak Park mortgage taxes anon
I wonder how GTA6 will turn out
>>215412182God I wish I was doing that for you
You aren't Jason Jason avatarfags
>>215412185It's brutal dood!
>>215412205Like Jason's sister's cunt
>>215411972A Russian LGBTQ troon refugee living in the USA!
>>215412185>Ummm ummm you can't ummm like making moneyIf both Israel Iran and Saudi Arabia each agreed to pay me 1 million this year for agreeing not to criticize their government I would gladly do it
Who tf goes by "Bill Burr"Yeah man I'm named after that annoying dried seed pod that sticks to your jeans when you brush up against it
>>215412201To your dad's Facebook account
boo!haha i just scared you.you were so scared just now haha.
Two weeks into unemployment. Still not sold on the idea of becoming employed againI don't really feel like it
>>215412185He's the fakest nigga in hollywood right now and has been since he got with his black wife
>>215412222He should be living in west germany
>>215412224He literally shit on people taking Saudi money, and shat on billionaires constantly
Genuinely got Bill Burr and Bill Maher mixed up for a solid minute or two
>>215412210Whats your discord?
>>215412222troons arent guys
Can’t believe it’s spooktober already
I just talked to a Quebec girl for 3 hours off an app.She likes talking to me. I like talking to her. Now what happens? She knows I'm an unemployed NEET that's trying to get into university of find a new job.She has a corporate job working from home.You guys either will bring me down or uplift me.
>>215412243Obama won a Nobel Peace prize for bombing Syrian children and yet he's celebrated. What's the difference?
The Saudis are based. They kill journalists, and sometimes chop of the balls of their enemiesI'd happily take Saudi money
>>215412245that's not dyslexia that's just being dumb
>>215412236being unemployed is fun at first but becomes depressing
>>215412259He was a nigger and that's why Jason likes him
>>215412262When did I proclaim to have dyslexia
>>215412182good boy timmy, now rub that clittyhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759278839332037.mp4
>>215412259What is your point, 2 wrongs don't make a right
>>215412257>She knows I'm an unemployed NEET that's trying to get into university of find a new job.>She has a corporate job working from home.It's over man you don't have a chance. You need to date down. Try finding a homeless girl/crackhead
WCW said this guy was unmarketable.Proof that you don't know what you have till it's gonehttps://youtu.be/WlANqxZxhm8?si=cTpxqL2uS1cm1L33
1 hour into the government shutdown. the earth is shaking. the mole people finally have their opportunity to strike. buildings are crumbling, freeways are jampacked with molemen and molewomen and molenonbinaries. fires, fires, fires in the distance.
It hurts when I think
>>215412256This is Tom Holland
>>215412297>hurts when you think>keep thinkingidiot...
>>215412301No it’s my concubine
>>215412299I don't even know what the fuck your talking about
>>215412293Bernie Sanders is currently gooning!
>>215412264At first I feel a rush of freedom, but then after some weeks I start to feel like a rudderless bum
Happy birthday /cum/sers!
>>215412307you have no way to know it it hurts when you're not thinking either way
>>215412272wtf is wrong with u >.<
>>215412319my birthday was in july
>>215412307Readin' internet ain't thoughts.
>>215412313The American memory is short there have been government shutdowns every year since Bush
>>215412322you're my lil buttslut
>>215412313It happens like every year retard it doesn't matter
during the date tonight we were swiping on tiktoks together and her feed was full of "gooning" memes and memes about twinks. she clarified "my feed never looks like this idk why" like 5 times kek
who you picking, /cum/?
>>215412319Fuck you
>>215412272hot
>>215412344dry bones is my top guy
>>215412344Baby bowser
>>215412344You mom. She knows how to suck a mean cock.
>>215412319cheers
>we were swiping on tiktoks together
>>215412335not that anon. i do not masturbate
>>215412367my mom isnt in mario kart, stupid
>>215412344One of these guys.
>>215412378She is. Second vertical line 4th character from top to bottom
>>215412277I already told her homeless women are into me.
>>215412378yeah, cause shes too fat for a kart. shes only in mario f1
>>215412391His mom is Waluigi???
>>215412344Everyone knows Yoshi is the go to
This upsets the Euro
>>215412391birdo is a guy
>>215412408What does from "top to bottom" mean retard?
>>215412272cute toes
I look like this
>>215412417I said what I said.
>>215412432meow
>*starts engine*https://youtu.be/3RGhtDjup38?si=F-ybud7evZTdABrZ
>>215412438Will Jason eventually look like this?
>>215412460He looks like that right now
I'll do it!
About to slap a frozen 'za in the oven. I am in a fight for my life
*honks menacingly*
>>215412466Looks more masculine than Jason
nuke women from orbit
If you don't like or even understand what's going on in the world, is it even worth trying to figure it out?
>>215412499there is nothing menacing about this vehicle.
I'm not a good person
i like white lights on the street more than yellow
Build the Third Temple
>>215412536same
>>215412524
>>215411988It has destroyed our country, culture, people ,and future
>>215412536as long as there is life, there is opportunity for things to get better.
>>215412517To a basic degree. I find having a basic understanding of my culture and others makes life much richer. Current events? Youre better off waiting to see what sticks because 99% of happenings are nothingburgers
>>215412553stepen king? lmao he wrote this stupid shit?
>>215412557...and to fuck it up.
>>215412576this would be better bait if it had the US as one of the third world countries on the list
I'm a morally neutral person. I don't cause harm because i don't have the capability, but I don't really ever give much anyone anything either
>>215412536you dont always need to beyou still have value
>>215412576this is impossible because our news cycle never shuts up about blumpf
>>215412576Isn't it kind of the reverse? In a third world country there's no reason to care because you know nothing is really going to change
>>215412587>benign peasant brainbased
>>215412544Fuck off crosskike
>>215412583it's not difficult to be kind, or helpful, or to try.
Me? I find this law at work: Although I want to do good, evil is right there with me. For in my inner being I delight in God’s law; but I see another law at work in me, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within me. What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body that is subject to death? Thanks be to God, who delivers me through Jesus Christ our Lord!
>>215412601both are obsessed with politics actually
christians literally are jews
Just made some igger on CS2 lose because he was whining like a lightskinned bitch.Now I'll go to sleep.
>>215412593drumph is a threat to our democracy ok he's going to end elections forever alright
>>215412591I can't tell if you're making fun of me or not
>>215412637im notim being seriousim not a very good personbut i mean well and ive gotten a lot better
One time I was scratching the inside of my ear and I think I tapped my eardrumIt didn't harm my hearing but it hurt when it happened
Did anyone ever try grindr?
>>215412663nah, that shits for fags
>>215412663No, now change the subject
>>215412663nah i got groomed before i was 18 so got the special recruitment program
Need someone to pick out my earwax and eat it like a monkey
>>215412663You mean the app for blackmailing closeted homos?
>>215412091I think she's beautiful
im unlikable
>>215412690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvLEGnMIYjImonkey on the way to find dinner
>>215412686Your asshole must be loose
>>215412695This girl is nothing to write home about
>>215412706Join the club
>>215412722thats a girl?
>>215412695zamn timmies look like this??
>>215412706We know, Jase.
>>215412727Not originally
>>215412727If it's a boy that makes it a little more attractive
The idea of crime, taking things from others, is pretty coolnot a big fan of the consequences We should legalize it
>>215412369it's the way to a zoomer's heart. don't hate the player hate the game.
I heard gays groom twinks just about to turn 18 give them drugs and abuse the fuck out of their tiny buttholes. Twinks have an expiration date in the gay community so they get them young.
my first act as president would be to have anthony fantano hit by a bus
>>215412757what do you want to take?
>>215412710nah. i have never done anal, just other types of homosex like thighjobs and oral and stuff.>>215412754so weird t osee people posting shit like this when you knew the person for a while
Anyway, back in heterosexual reality
>>215412692>blackmailingcant blackmail some unknown neet
>>215412773>when you knew the person for a whileYOU KNEW JASON!?!
>>215412772Nice try fed
>>215412773You know that slut?
>>215412776>heterosexual realityOxymoron chud
>>215412788no you dont understandim a cool online loser just like you anon
>>215412773Are you saving your butt virginity for your husband or something?
>>215412793in like 2019 lol. extremely self-conscious despite being attractive. always struck me as ironic. hope that they're better these days.
>>215412757Black
>>215412754built for bbc
>>215412764>I heard gays groom twinks just about to turn 18 give them drugs and abuse the fuck out of their tiny buttholes.the gays tried that on me when I was 21, they'd constantly flirt with me when I was at the bars it was OBNOXIOUS I have to say they are insanely pushy
>>215412823maybe don't look/dress like a faggot
>>215412796Fair. Life is pretty gay, but please don't be gay at me. I'm not afraid of my feelings, it's just boring
>>215412810yea but do you know any bitches? guess not uh
I still have no idea why people care about labubu so muchtheyre hideous
>>215412836maybe shut the hell up faggot
https://youtu.be/t-Mx-ouEMWs
>>215412805nah. justhavent been in a relationship where it's relevant. the people i end up having sex with are way more submissive than me so i take the lead but i don't have any interest in topping.
what if someone is using you for their own personal gains?
.
>>215412927what?
>>215412894Do you have facial hair?
>>215412918i only know my mom and she pays my bills so idk i dont think its possible
Gonna be able to ditch the sheet for my real blankie tonight. We're so back
i need cute jap gf
>>215412936no. why?
By his auntie, he was molested as a baby boyMessed up his head, it even changed the way he play with toys
I need A gfgod please just let me get up to bat for fucks sake, I cant fix myself if I cant even strike out
>>215412965im looking for a hairless twink
>>215413002How many girls have you asked out in the last 6 months
>>215413011you need to look for a bible and learn to pray
>>215412293https://youtube.com/watch?v=wn7hHwb3gwI
New Jersey
need to kms soon
>>2154130182? I think?One I was really hitting it off then she revealed she was a lesbian, the other I bought a drink for and she told me she had a bf
>>215413023get his ass
>>215413038
>>215413049Youre not going to find a good woman at the bar
>>215413063Yeah. The eastern seaboard. Home
>>215413075WHERE THE FUCK DO I MEET WOMEN THEN???
Voluptuous buns
>>215413079Would need to know doxxable info like age, interest, location and profession to tell you that. Just do healthy things you like and take some sort of classes. Lot of qts in my community college classes
>>215413011it shouldnt be that hard to find one but theyre all a little bit deranged.
they have ALL NUDE strip clubs in Wyoming
>>215413113that doesnt exite me at all but it makes me want there to be all nude rodeos
n
>>215413119o
>>215413118business idea?
>>215413126a
>>215413128nah, you'd never be able to get a venue to do that. you gotta start simple like all nude underground fighting rings.
Nude Car Wash
>>215413105When will you transition
>>215413095nigga I work 5 days a week, I dont have time for cc classes
i'm looking for women
>>215413048Maybe there is a life after this one. Maybe it's better than this one
>>215413167go to /bra/
>>215413157Im doing both. I walk out the door at 8 AM and I come back at 10 pm.
bros... Im getting the itch to play runescape again...
>>215413113in vegas too
bro if i wanted to just look i'd stay at home and look at porn
>>215413232That's what you do anyway
>>215413242exactly
>>215413155a long time ago, lol. it's a lot easier.
>>215413141h
>>215413216Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
more like poonscape
i watch runescape videos daily
yknow if you ask me, you should be able to use your skill capes even if youre not in a members worldESPECIALLY when its a f2p skill
How about Nude McDonald’s
>>215413304Repulsive thought, unless you mean the staff. That might be ok. Service workers spend a lot of time on their feet
>>215413304uhh are the customers nude or the fat mexicans behind the counter...
>>215413328>unless you mean the staff. That might be ok.I think it would add value. Like it would be arousing knowing these poorfags are being forced to humiliate themselves on more than one level
My Mcdonals used to have teenagers working there but even in the last year they found some obese mystery meat mutt to work the drivethrough.grim
>people that complain about the "elites"
Time for a new thread. This one's getting hateful
>>215413368you've been working the grill?
>>215413329
>>215413376Who tf are you quoting?
janny already deleted it LOL
>>215413351Maybe a hot goth girl would be getting burns at the fryer, kinkyly.
>>215413425
>>215413214>>215413214non early>>215413405>>215413413kek, get fucked newfag earlyshitters
>>215413433We're not using thisSomeone make another
>215413433>309>at 3amShan't
>>215413440Be the change
>>215413247be my trans gf
>>215413500no ur creepy xD
>>215413572im not
