julie andrews!
Employed woman is bouncing on my dick rnWhat the helly
(it's julie andrews' birthday today btw)
alri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgFeZr5ptV8&
>>215412276taytay <3
can we please have one thread without you lot posting wangs
what’s a concubine
>>215412317your mom
>>215412288https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqvIH_SLwUg???
>>215412329No but can you actually explain it please
>>215412225B4BBC
(it's pooey undies' birthday today btw)
On the bokkles tonight, lads.
got half way through that taylor swift song before realising I was listening to two songs at once
>>215412225poolie and poos
>>215412350it's a woman you have sex with but don't want to marry or have a family with
>>215412398were they bangers?
>>215412356she made her singing debut on bbc radio in 1947video somewhat related but not the performance in question:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPnwENZaX8U
>>215412406I thought it was a historical thing
how do I watch the videos on tiktok of cute makeup and stuff without china watching my phone?
>>215412412not the taylor swift one. sounds like cucumber sangwhiches
>>215412464it is basicallynowadays it doesn't matter as much because of contraception and the decline of social class systems
the listenhttps://youtu.be/FelxQgl8wlc?si=_vu9eygVAXJK_7bf&t=41
>>215412618fuck off heatherprimate
tired this morning
the berg
>>215412651he likes green beam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29fDmHWQ3oY
my toxic trait is that i pretend all the racist hateful posters are joking
had a rare early morning poothat instant cofffe was a great shout
odds I go to greggsevens I continue to wallow in my own filth
>>215412766thats you done
>>215412651Could down 4 of those plates with ease
Mad how outer-/int/ is basically just diet /pol/ for r/asianmasculinity posters to spam AMWF shit all day
>pickleballWhat a fucking gay name for a sport
how long until starmer requires all male dating app users to consent to Tea app fingerprinting
spaghettaboutit
biggest pet peeves1. people who don’t pick up their dog shit2. people who pick it up but then throw the bag on the ground
>starmer saying if you claim foreign people cant be English he will 'fight you with everything he's got'>It's literally an ethnicityIts not looking good bros
To dream the impossible dreamTo fight the unbeatable foeTo bear with unbearable sorrowTo run where the brave dare not goTo right the unrightable wrongTo love pure and chaste from afarTo try when your arms are too wearyTo reach the unreachable starThis is my quest to follow that starNo matter how hopeless, no matter how farTo fight for the right without question or pauseTo be willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause
>>215412840Three more years
>>215412846Probably after American citizens get genocides by their own army lol good luck
>>215412857i can be african american
>>215412831because the mods and jannies don't enforce the rules enough?
>>215412857He literally said you can’t call yourself a patriot unless you care about every group of people living in your country and that if Nigel deported people the fabric of our nation would be torn
naked women
>>215412651>Pickleball>Cat>Skull ornament>Considers that a lot of food>Social media postLoootttaaa soy flags here
>>215412865i would literally take that insteadat least we could fight back, even if for a few seconds
>>215412882I think its chicken and cornbread stuffing actually
>>215412879I’ve become convinced that /int/ doesn’t actually have a janny
candace owens my beautiful welsh queen
>>215412893oh they definitely show up sometimes and hand out warnings and bans and delete stuffit's just very hit and miss
>>215412880Almlst none of these ''''communities'''' existed thirty years ago, basically an ethnostate... Now they're desperately trying to construct a new mythology around diversity and claim it's central to our way of life. It's insane.Anyone alive to see both can see it's been a disaster beyond measure
>>215412225I can't think of Julie Andrews anymore without remembering a psychotic Finnish internet personality who was convinced that Julie Andrews was his mom and who managed to get banned from Australia because he was going to go there to seek his mommy.
as a brit travelling abroad im so glad we did brexitsure there were some economic hiccups but at least we have the immigration problem under control
>>215412908>construct a new mythology around diversity and claim it's central to our way of lifeIt is m8
not sure if I have enough in my bank account to complete my Aldi shop this morning
>>215412974sent ;)
22nd anniversary of 4chan today lads.
>>215412995Not received
I always read "tsmt" with such childish excitement in my mind.
>>215412984imagine lifting her up and impaling her on the tip of that fountain
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qdnUvDCIDcs
>>215412984Why does she insist on dressing like someone from a 100 years ago it doesn’t look good. She needs to get on prettylittlething asap and get some cheap tight dresses
Curling my toes at what you lot are posting
adopted 'berg is fitting in well, though I woke up at 6am to feed her
>>215412984Gorgeous
>>215412984deary me..
good meowning
>>215412984When you zoom in on the face it looks like a bloke
>>215413030Post kotto
he should be in reform he’s more based than farage and tice combined
they are replacing us
>>215413110they're excluding everyone except black people, not just white peoplei mean, the scholarship is called "Black Leaders in Cancer PhD"
>>215413111fake article btw
>>215413133Yeah that’s racist mate. Do you want to cure cancer or not? You can’t be doing this bullshit race stuff only the smartest people need to get in
>>215413161i agree but the "restore britain" account is being disingenuous there
>>215412984the 1930s prostitute drip
fuck it I'm going to greggs anyway
>>>/gd/461090
>>215413188you got dubs again, dont do it. It may be warning you of a terrible fate
once that £1k turn to £900 it's already gone
might open a barber shop. there's already 3 within 100 metres of each other but should be a good laugh anyway lol
>>215413215ugh fine I'll have cheerios
.
>>215413233to stand out from the crowd you should make it a sex barbers where you get a blowjob while you have your haircut
>.
ugh both lipliners I bought look bright pink on methe mauve one is slightly better though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq6yjJv2ezk&list=PLwKKIpRYhASYIniC302J8HLJ7TZUr8hNR&index=5
>>215413020this is what's happening:she's a perma-virgshe's terrified of anything sexual or even flirty happening to her so she actively prevents it happeningshe achieves this by deliberately dressing as unsexy as possible, literal grannycoretl;dr, she needs a good shag to fix her
free owen
>>215413301you're creepy
>>215413233You need to set up a drug trafficking business first, then you use the (cash only) ''''barbers''' to launder the proceedsIt's an ancient way of English life stretching back well, at least 15 years, potentially more
a doctor is looking at my penis today
>>215413330dont think they're allowed to do that
holy cringe
dancing the Cha-cha-cha, it's Mousey and his partner Anton Du Beke
>>215413353State of this little freak
Need her to release a plume of disgusting fart gas in my face.
why has David Cameron joined reform then
>>215413375Low testosterone post
>>215413322no, I just know a fellow permavirge when I see one
>>215413375these larping POGs are so fucking funny man
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talking to a cute girl i met on bumble. phone numbers exchanged. date planned. been shooting bigger loads and farther (because i’m in love). god is good.
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>>215413434god isnt real
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>>215413460You need to capitalise the G else you go to hell
>>215413434what if I shoot BIG ropes while I'm wanking, does that mean I'm in love with a random JAV star
God Israelwoah
I hate 4chan birthdayI hate HalloweenJust let me browse the website without putting gay GIFs and music over the top of it
>>215413407you're a porn addict freak who should be kept away from women and children (and possibly other men)
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>215413460if god isn’t real then why do i shoot big loads and get dates with cute girls on bumble>>215413491you’re in love with a jav star
>>215413497maybe you should leave for the day
>god isnt real
um
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
I'm in love with the german film starI once saw in a movie
>>215413514>if god isn’t real hes not, hope this helps
give poo
>>215413499can't deny I'm a porn addicted freak but I'm also very nice and pleasant to be around and wouldn't dream of ever trying it on with a woman
just had 9 biscoff biscuits for breakfast 360 calories
>>215413617get in
>>215413085the adopted 'berg
lmao
>>215413648qtlove fully black cats me
Starmer has declared war on tubby lads.
I SAID YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE
the fit Portuguese lass at toil keeps referring to herself as foreign but I'm trying to convince her she's one of us
>>215413669>it's realWhat the fuck is going on in Shitain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4ACmilKYFo&list=RDe4ACmilKYFo&start_radio=1
this is what I’m saying. These people will never ever be happy. Even if every nonwhite was deported they’d find some other group of white people to blame all their problems on
>>215413649>Egyptian born, London raised, British-American writer-director Lotfy Nathanmr world wide
>>215413639pepperidge farm remembers
>>215412984That dress is about 2 sizes too big for her
>>215413669>nick triggle
>>215413653shes an adorable void, she was hugging agaisnt me as soon as I entered the cage at the rescue place.Agreed to volunteer at the catberg rescue a day a week as well.
>>215413702
>>215413353He's got the same gay face as Starmer and BurnhamWhy's it so common amongst labour politicians?
>>215413710yeah, the poles and lithuanians
>>215413710go back to africa
>>215413669>>215413702what's next, no more bread? wtf
>>215413748adorable voidI like that, very poetic
>>215413764And then when you deport those it will be scots and then the welsh you’ll never be happy
>>215413710>Hugh AnthonyThat the guy who copies Fuentes and was recently exposed as a Chichi man?
>>215413702we don't want to turn into a nation of fats like america, that means taking drastic action
>>215413780
>>215413796I won't be happy until every last welshman is eradicated
>>215413796Welsh and Scottish are a drain on us anyway.
mornin fellers
Oh no no no reform bros
>>215412816>>215412882
>>215413833>not showing legscowardthis is how a KWEEN does it
sore throat, runny bottom, blocked nose :(
sore bottom, runny throat
needs more jpg
>>215413893the gay experience
:-]
>>215413710>Even if every nonwhite was deported they’d find some other group of white people to blame all their problems onno, we'd be pretty happy if that happened
>>215413869
my right lat is noticeably bigger than my left oneQuite depressing really
>>215413955too much wanking yeah?
>>215413962Doesn’t really make sense mate
Need some tunes for my walking playlist
Need some tunes for my wanking playlist
>>215413973https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMFjThKwxpY&list=RDIMFjThKwxpY&start_radio=1
>>215413823>>215413749kys gingerpedo
>>215413973https://youtu.be/55xQu9eIPIA?si=vQrlPSk_pd4y-WPm
pig bib ebb
smacking my own arse and pulling my own pony tail
>>215413981wow men ARE funny
I need to know her name
>>215414051just google 'slag with shitty doodle tattoos' shouldn't bring up too many results
>borrow unavailable
>>215414066What makes them shit? I want to get tattoos similar to that
Slow drivers need to get the FUCK out of my way this morning am in no mood
have to say my favourite Lonely lsland song is Jack Sparrow featuring Micheal Bolton
black woman outside going NGBLO POMPOM IL PAPIN BOBLIS... AHAH AHAH GONPA? BAMBO SINPLIN
is this true lads, feels like satire
>>215414154you didnt have to say that
Hey Brit /schizo/ here I am in a mental hospital and want to cut, how can I get or.make something that I can use that is as sharp as a razor? I can't so it with anything that isn't sharp as it's too painful.The hospital has usual stuff like painting supplies, wooden utensils etc
>>215414051>her
british dudes during sex saying stuff like my todger is gonna spaff from all this playing about in your lovely jubbly fanny
>>215414187how about not be schizo instead
stop saying "schizo" it makes you sound like a moron
>>215414187if ya act up too much they’ll put you in mitts and give you anti-androgens
!og mih ta kool yehaw
>>215414225>>215414246I just need am answer, it won't be life threatening I just need something sharp as a razer to so simple cuts
>>215414193sir poo sealmer
>>215414288grow up
>>215414288Not gonna help you with that you're just gonna have to deal with it lad
>>215414300
Known on the street as fish food coz I once got eaten by a whale
Bro is a 31 year old Disney adult with a 12:9 aimrating
anyone have the charlie kirk shooting video
>>215413648El gato negro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6r-_M8MCYw&list=RDH6r-_M8MCYw&start_radio=1
Imagine the poos that have come out of that.
um, can we not?
what a great day lads, won a quarter pounder, it lush
>>215414538so far the day’s been good yeah
chocka on the m25 this morning
>>215414538corr get it shovelled down your gizzard
Well then lads?
>she/her
>>215414583saving it for lunch. will not be buying fries and a cokex
>>215414596it never even started
>>215414596sir low poller
Your deputy Prime Minister, Sir David Lindon Lammy.
>>215414596Sir Crowd Pleaser
we need more alpha masculine characters to look up to like Brad Pitt in Fight Club and Brad Pitt in Troy and Brad Pitt in Johnny Suede
>>215414655that’s not very inclusive is it
>>215414596Probably when he decided to scrap the winter fuel payments in his first week
>>215414655>
>>215414655Yank muck. Don't need em, we've got Alan Carr and Rob & Rylan.
>>215414596release the sausages
Cheers Starmer.
Sir Not Very Popular
>release the sausages>ed milliband eating a bacon sandwich>dave cameroon putting his willy in a dead pigmakes you think
Sir Internet Destroyer
Sir Emma Farter
>>215413710Shut the fuck up you self-hating Paki-loving grooming gang apologist. You stand for every flag but your own
>>215414696roaring
singapore bringing the heat
Sir Wank Dissuader
>>215414714
Sir Useless Wanker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfEdlsVjrGs&list=OLAK5uy_mCnIEk1o1lG1H_K5suNh1EFUFEGSdil7M&index=2
might get a beer, I shouldn't as ive been 4 days sober but I feel like celebrating
going for a cheeky suicide before 9 haha who's going to do the work now toilberg
>>215414781gonna miss you mate :(
why the party hats
sir joke name
>Oral sex is causing an “epidemic” of throat cancer, with the practice being more damaging than smoking, boozing and a bad diet.>It is now more common than cervical cancer in the UK and US, an expert has said.>Dr Hisham Mehanna, from the UK’s University of Birmingham, said people with multiple oral sex partners were more than eight times more likely to develop the cancer.>Dr Mehanna said: “Over the past two decades, there has been a rapid increase in throat cancer in the West, to the extent that some have called it an epidemic.
Sipping coffee lads, trying to sober up a bit after 12 beers. Listening to the Beach Boys. It's been a good night.
Long Live The Queen!
don't like that post, it just isn't right
>>215414876
it not shite
Experiencing interruptions?
>>215414908yeah. still not unblocking ads tho lol
>>215414851don't need to worry about this me
right lads off to have a doctor look at my phimosis ridden penis
rorke waking up sweating in the middle of the night and shabana mahmood is his sleep paralysis demon
is diet coke the secret to longevity
coffee is too expensive
>>215414950Nope, Diet Pepsi.
>>215414851remember they gave girls the hpv vaccine because muh ovaries but never rolled it out for lads but roastoids will still complain about how they're "oppressed">>215414864she's so below average
>>215414851wait sucking dick causes cancer?
>>215412225Apparently she had a foul mouth
>>215414963cute zoomer girl admitted to me she spends like a third of her monthly pay on iced lattes from starbucks
>>215414963About one pence a gram on the continent at the moment for good quality filter coffee, if you know how to shop.What are things looking like on the British Isles?
lots of beautiful women about, hate them
>>215415036>What are things looking like on the British Isles?I've been bleeding out of my arse rather consistently for seven months but refuse to see a docotor because Mum is a hysteric who would break down at the thought and I am looking forward to my eventual death.
>>215415045based put all women in jail
>>215415008sticking to mcds now me
>>215415045there's a surprisingly high ratio of cute girls vs uggo ones at my toil and I both love it and hate it
*rushes into the thread, puts my coat on the hanger and sits at my desk out of breath*Sorry I'm late everyone, my bus was late this morning
last night's scrandemic
POO!
just see a cute and stylish cripple girl
>>215415101Wtf is that
>>215415098*writes down "sack Anon" and underlines it*
screaming a poo nonce in greggs
>>215415108Go on and rape her lad.
>>215415122that would be rude
>>215415101the poo loaf as it were
Supervisor wants to see me later on, wonder what that's about
>>215415127nah
>>215415101>>215415109
still haven't bought a guitar strap, think I'll just go with plain black
>>215415127women fantasize about rapewhy it's even a crime i dunno
nooo what do you mean you developed social antibodies noo how dare you say mean things toward my kin just for wanting to exterminate yours thats so unfair
>>215415152get this one
>>215415173you're only allowed to rape if you're handsome, it's a rule
>>215413111These are bullshit dogwhistle attempts to rile up the herd, all coordinated by the crusaders of the intelligence services who, believe it or not, are nothing like our charming Jack Lowden from Slow Horses.Skynews, as a rule, will follow titles like that, or "news" about a "knife attack", with condemnation of racism and news about a new anti-racism law or coverage of racist demos, despite them beibg marginal in numbers.As always: far-right is spurred by the deep state
>>215415174mental that this is real antisemitism training
mumberg sighed when she left this morning after I asked her to go to Sainsbury's and m&s.
>>215414851It's also bullshit to push the hpv vaccine
>>215415208based mumsie will come through, whats she gotta get?
>>215415212'
>>215414691Grim
>>215415208FOLC
racist is an anti white slur
>>215415234She always goes to m&s but they don't do the tomato sauce I like (heinz)
>>215414691The beacon of the free world
full time work is prison
>>215414851This isn't true. It's a myth to make women go get or give their daughters the hpv vaccine.
>>215415289you putting in work? don't get your cheeks clapped
>>215415267Ever tried Batt's ketchup from Lidl? It's better than Heinz.
>>215415266this. whites are literally the minority (6-7 poc for every 1 white)and yet poc constantly play the race card and use racism as an excuse to be racist themselves. dont fall for it
>>215415305>>215415305>>215415305
gonna do nofap october
get the fences paintedget the half time oranges cutget the neighbours door knocked on
