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inside you there are two Israelis

everyone in this thread was a Mossad agent: >>215380552
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Good morning /med/.

>>215399448
Surely if it's as easy as just googling it you can google it and show it to me.

>>215399859
>Also, a trainer whose advice I don't really trust told me that atg squats are le bad and your knees will pop that's why you should only break parallel and not go for a larger ROM than that. To me that sounds like bullshit but I'll still ask for your thoughts on that chef.
I don't think there are no studies showing that going below parallel is bad for you.
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boker tov l'kol ha sochnai mossad.
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>>215412859
how do i find an israeli like the right without getting bombed?
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Being surrounded by so many attractive girls is breaking my mental sanity, I'm seriously considering going to an scort
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Good morning /med/! Why the party hats? Is it 4chan's birthday? T. An idiot
I woke up super early and feeling refreshed for once!!! And charged my phone while sleeping!!!
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>>215412859
>inside you there are two Israelis
time to kms and do the world a favour then
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B"H
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My sanity is slipping away.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/world/europe/octopus-invasion-england-uk.html
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Italian excellence.
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Good morning /med/.
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>>215412859
Jewish boys look like THAT???
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>>215413474
Absolute sexcellence.
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>>215413474
This guy is enjoying this way too much
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>>215413474
Does she need a seat?
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>>215413261
they do this birthday shit every year
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>>215414314
Maybe not that extreme.
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morning niggas, cagie time
>>215412859
>everyone in this thread was a Mossad agent
don't think so, but there is a lot of glowies and ZOG agents here for sure
>>215413913
KEK
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Good morning sirs.
Did some sets of squats today and went up to 122,5 kgs in weight. My form today felt absolutely goated, no pain in knee, no pain in lower back, nothing. I will drop weight for a week or two and focus on learning this form instead of just adding more weight.

>>215413913
Giwtwm.

>>215412911
>I don't think there are no studies showing that going below parallel is bad for you.
I thought the same. I just wanted to make sure I was right by asking for your thoughts.
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IDF bunnies reading the thread.
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>>215414894
The problem with doing lower weight to have good technique is that once you get to the heavy weights you are not used to them and your technique worsen.
You need to train with good technique and heavy weights to have good technique when doing heavy weights.
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>>215414945
well, at least that's a start, a nice packing
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>>215414894
Let the man eat some pasta.
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>>215415047
>The problem with doing lower weight to have good technique is that once you get to the heavy weights you are not used to them
Sure.
I just put what I meant in a retarded way. When I said lower weight I meant lowering it by to the 110-115 kgs range for a week or two. Next sesh I won't go above 100 just to make sure I properly focus on technique, but in following sessions I will up the weight back to 110+ kgs.
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>>215414990
made for big goyim cock
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>>215415165
Raw and uncut.
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Spookino for Gironde
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Some tower to ask on the radio if there are survivors o algo
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>>215415252
>>215415165
>>215414990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM_e4bfwPSI
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When you see it
(Unsafe for Magyanon)
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>>215415549
Where are you?
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Hello medsters, I started watching some Shiraishi kino yesterday and played a game inspired by Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>>215415453
>>215415485
>>215415520
Beautiful! Would have loved to be right in the middle of that first one. So moody
>>215415549
UFO all the way down
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>>215415453
>>215415485
>>215415520
eerie
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>>215415549
>(Unsafe for Magyanon
Exblain. I don't see what I should be seeing chef.
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>>215415967
READ NIGGA, READ

>>215415915
Out of the mist, a shadow.
A putrid smell.
SAAR THIS TICKET IS FOR YOU
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>>215416183
>READ NIGGA, READ
Yeah I already saw that the place belongs to the Jean Trogneux bakery. But why would that be unsafe for me?
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>>215416233
You seem to care too much about the genitals of Macron's missus, so I shitposted
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>You seem to care too much about the genitals of Macron's missus
What are you yapping about unc?
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>>215416183
good morning sir
>>215416363
Jean Trogneux is the supposed name of Brigitte before he/she trooned out
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>>215413474
>tfw no qt pole vaulter gf
I suffer
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Hopefully Bibi Bubu will order to kill everyone in the flotilla so I will be able to read about habbening for a few weeks
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>>215417549
YEAH KILLEM
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>habbening
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>>215417578
That's not what I meant. Everything that happens and happened is already ordained by the Divine Providence, we can only trust in God for the things we dont have influence over and keep on with our toil
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>birthday hats break my filter
>i get exposed to the absolute filth of the board
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>>215417726
What are you filtering
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>>215413370
Somebody should talk them about "Pulpo a feira"
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>>215417625
What's that sound? Are you a dinosaur or something?
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>>215413370
>oh noooo not the delicious and perfectly edible octopuses
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>>215417828
From the article I surmise that they are happy since octopussies are pricier than fish but it's just weird.
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I don't get it.
what does catnigga see in her?
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>>215417900
>remember, look smug
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Fucking flight practice for the 12O march. Wish they'd march on any other city than Madrid.
>>215417758
The entire board except for /med/, the japanese language learning generals and /lang/. /lang/ is hanging on by a thread though, might drop it anytime.
>>215417761
I'm just so tired of seeing the same threads every day.
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>>215417900
I watched Cuckoo and it was boring, not sure why this actor is considered good.
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>>215418653
-2 points for the nails and lips, they look fake.
8/10
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Had to go to the bank so I bought myself some strawberry nesquik on the way back. There's no logic behind it. It just happened. It is what it is.

>>215416807
I see, thanks for the trivia boom-boom.
I was curious about why Brunecel thinks that Macron's missus' genitals live rent free in my head as I think I never posted anything about Brigitte.

>>215418653
Slut
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Rain and thunder.
>>215418653
Plap.
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i think its impossible for me to go outside alone
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>>215419363
You want me to hold your hand as we go outside bbygurl?
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>>215419363
Why?
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>>215419662
idk i just make excuses everyday, i went to the first day of classes but then i just couldnt do it anymore, i just feel like everyone is looking at me and i dont like that + it doesnt help that i couldnt give a shit about whatever im learning
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>>215412859
Both kill thousands of children
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>>215419773
Just do it amigo.
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good morning saars
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>>215419773
I can relate. I have this feeling that people are annoyed by my presence.
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>>215419820
Computer, enhance.
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>>215412859
>see the cutie on the right
>enter the thread to investigate
oh it's med
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>>215419773
I missed the first week of classes (sick) but this week I just don't feel like going, I skipped today and I don't know about tomorrow.
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>shitty trail marking

Also scared a heron and a pheasant
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Lol.
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What's the correct reaction here?
>>215417625
Quackino!
>>215418719
Based, agreed
>>215420652
>shitty trail marking
Classic. Only encountered one false sign direction when woolking thankfully.
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>>215420742
Crusade against HRE
Also blue Greece is cool lmao
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>>215420742
>hispania
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>>215420863
Don’t you mean (no) N C E?
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>>215420834
>Crusade against a Catholic empire
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>>215420863
That's typical of this game.
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>>215418653
sauce?
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I'm fine with this.
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>>215420797
>What's the correct reaction here?
Great song, I remember hearing it a lot when I was a kid
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Bored
Sheesh
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>>215414562
Adorable kot, and now I'm pcposting so yeah, woah. Wonder how many years this hellpit of a site has now!
>>215414894
Good morning magyarino, can you lift my sadness?
>>215415453
Wonderful. Would love to be there and take a nap if the mosquitoes don't eat me first.
>>215417625
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK, french pipo be foaming at the mouth imagining the taste.
It's also insane thinking that these lil' guys used to be giant ass dinosaurs. They still kinda sound ancient, in a way.
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I've really rediscovered my love of writing these past two months. I pooped out a bunch of short stories onto the internet, and I'm 14 chapters in to a novel I started planning back in July. It's been a lot of fun so far. Even though I've failed at everything else I've ever tried, at least I have this one small thing that I'm good at. People like what I write and that makes me happy.
When I'm kicked to death on the streets of London in 10 years' time by an eclectic mixture of pakis, droogs and malfunctioning catgirl gynoid meido-bots, at least I will be survived by my corpus of niche fetish literature, which will linger on the internet like mould on a bathroom ceiling long after I'm dust.
>>215413370
It's revenge for Devil's Reef.
Denizens of Y'ha-nthlei have begun their assault on the English coast, heralding the return of the Deep Ones.
I'm literally at the town hall right now, altering the records to make it seem as if I'm a direct descendent of Obed Marsh.
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>>215418653
Today I am once again reminded of the meaning of the word envy. Sigh.
>>215418798
I used to fucking love strawberry nesquik when I was a kid, sadly those don't come around here anymore. Not even the strawberry dust to put into milk. :(
>>215419773
I also don't like going out but just 'cause I'm a lazyass and don't like being in places I'm not fully comfortable in. If I don't have internet, or a bathroom, or somewhere to sit I feel slightly anxious. I just wanna return home quickly.
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>>215422452
Is said novel intended for publication?
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>>215417900
Can we put this to bed once and for all.
You are spreading malicious rumours about my sexual proclivities based on an edited screenshot, probably made by pasty nordic hands.
She's going to be in the next Bladerunner movie and you will see it.
>>215419773
I loved going to lectures because I didn't have to talk, but I skipped like half of my seminars at university, because the thought of speaking in front of twenty people made me break out into cold sweats.
Also, I feel like sometimes people can read my thoughts when I'm outside based on how they look at me. Makes me anxious and paranoid.
If you don't give a shit about what you're learning, why are you studying it?
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So I got a big turkey thigh, removed the bones, sliced the meat and sticked a lot of paprika and crushed garlic inbetween the folds. Added a bit of white wine so the spices could stick, added salt.
Then I chise some big fig leaves and soaked them in water and then used them to cover the meat.
Now its cooking in the oven
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Jé pète ma bière
MA LUBULULE
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>>215422810
I'm glad I've developed the type of ADHD where I literally don't give a fuck if I have to speak in front of people, I can speak to people like I've known them my whole life and explain technical things to them in a manner where they'll understand me. I'm a good speaker, and have confidence in what I say. It's like selling a product, telling information.
>Also, I feel like sometimes people can read my thoughts when I'm outside based on how they look at me
Some of my friends also think that, and I can't help but wonder... Why? Why would people who are literally minding their own business care about what you're thinking of or gonna do? If people pass me on the street or have to sit next to me for long periods I just vibe and do my own. I feel people notice insecurity more than just chilling.
>>215422827
SEXXXXXOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reminds me a bit of what I did with my version of a goulash! (well, not goulash since it didn't have cow/pork meat) Cutting the bones of the chicken breast was hard but I did it all on my own! (Had to split half the breast for my mom to use, that's why).
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>>215422958
I can cook better than all the women I persobally know
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>>215422624
No, I'm just going to shit it onto the internet, probably by serialising it into four parts.
Nothing I write is good enough to be printed on paper, plus it's all just smutslop wrapped up in high fantasy tropes anyway. It just makes me happy to build worlds and populate them with characters and drama.
>>215422827
I bet your house smells fucking amazing right now.
I would sniff it if I could.
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>>215420797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLH2zNdXsmA
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>>215422986
If a man knows how to cook better than a lady then I'm taking my hat off, I love food and I think you gotta be really passionate to make good food. Food isn't just skill, it's talent and emotion for me.
>>215423004
Is there any way where I could read what you post, catfren? I also am writing a story myself and I need to read more stories to know if I'm doing a good job at writing. I love high fantasy but don't know where to start, aside of the most popular which is the Lord of the Rings universe.
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>>215421138
>Catholic
>empire
>>215421985
Damn, he's good

>>215422452
Smellissimo
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Going to rehab tomorrow. Ankle hurts a lot and feels like tendonitis, will ask doctor there to take a look at it. Might be beneficial letting me do less things in general.
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>>215423004
You could probably make bank off horny women, but as you wish.
>>215423066
Vassals cleaned Libya because I couldn't bother, plus some other random land. Perhaps I should've tried to control them more as soon as I created the empire title.
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>>215422958
Your confidence frightens me. Are you telling me that you could approach a podium in a lecture theatre and happily speak to a group of 150 people without shitting, pissing and screaming until your throat is hoarse and your underwear soiled beyond recovery?
>Why would people who are literally minding their own business care about what you're thinking of or gonna do?
Don't you feel that way about other people when you're outside? I do it a lot, so maybe that's why I assume other people do it back to me. Maybe I'm mistaken, and I'm actually just far more judgemental than the general population.
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>>215423159
Plus some other land passed under my realm after vassalizing the Hospitallers.
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>>215423166
I could easily do that but I avoid speaking to crowds because I'm very convincing and it sucks to strip away their free will and make them follow me.
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>>215423006
>birds mating be like
ROCK ROCK ROCK THE MICROPHONE
what a gemmie of a song goddamnit.
>>215423141
Hoping for a speedy recovery, friend. In cases like these ibuprofen helps a lot, and a cold towel can help with inflammation. (Or maybe a warm towel, find what relaxes your muscles the most!)
>>215423166
If I prepared correctly and knew what I'm talking about, I could probably speak to a group of 100+ people without pissing myself, although I've never done it before. I'm good at public speech and I'm good at reading out loud, and both of my parents were kind of famous for being good speakers in my city. Definitely got the CHAD confident aura from 'em.
>Don't you feel that way about other people when you're outside?
Nah, if anything I just have a quick thought of "Huh, this person looks good/or weird", or "Damn that's a nice car", and then keep on with my business. I do wonder if they're thinking on how fat I am, but it is who I am at the moment. Can't hide it, so I might as well live with it while I'm changing it.
People are definitely judgemental, don't mistake me, but they don't care for more than some seconds. Maybe if you look scary or have a mean face or you're approaching them in the night, yeah, you'll creep someone accidentally. But otherwise your body language and your expressions say a lot of things and communicate how dangerous you are.
People tend to come to me to talk for some reason.
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>>215423004
>No, I'm just going to shit it onto the internet, probably by serialising it into four parts.
>Nothing I write is good enough to be printed on paper, plus it's all just smutslop wrapped up in high fantasy tropes anyway. It just makes me happy to build worlds and populate them with characters and drama.
Maybe you could self-publish an eBook on Amazon, make it 99p or something like that. Some people might be interested. If you get the ball rolling it might open opportunities for more paid written work in the future
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>>215422423
>can you lift my sadness?
I don't think so. I can only lift physical things.
>I used to fucking love strawberry nesquik when I was a kid
Huh. Interestingly, I believe that they only started them selling recently not more than 3 months ago where I live.

>>215422452
Write books so people buy them and you get paid sir.
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>>215422810
I bet she's the only reason you want to see the next blade runner
you're dangerously close to transitioning from catnigga to catnonce, I must warn you good sir
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>>215422452
Very nice, I'm glad (and not very surprised) your writing is liked by people! I would love to have a read one day. I should also get back to it and write/draw.
>>215422810
>Makes me anxious and paranoid.
You'd be right to be. Because we can and we do. We know. About all those sinful nasties in your head.
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>>215423424
One time I did a test.
I was commuting by bus and thought to myself, if there is someone telepathetic in the bus and can hear my thoughts, they should turn around and look at me.
Then a blind woman stood up and looked at me.
I did not repeat that test, the results were too spooky for me.
What if she started talking to me.
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>>215423424
Same, @catnigga let us know where we can read your works or I'm gonna cry.
>We know. About all those sinful nasties in your head.
Gironde you think about fucking freaking wounds, next you're gonna tell me you're into cannibalism! (...although ngl biting someone is hot desu)
>>215423387
I thought a good lifter could lift anything he put his mind into. Can you lift a cow? Or a horse? Or a 1.80meters 100kilos person? :D
>they only started them selling recently not more than 3 months ago where I live.
I'm now praying they're gonna re-sell back in my country if they're testing it out in the first world. Speaking of which, what do you tend to eat in Hungary?
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Ignoring a defensive pact is a bad idea.
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Just spent 300 euros on some Tame Impala tickets
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>>215423056
I'm sorry, but like Peter in the high priest's courtyard, I must deny you. I would never be able to stand the social shame of having anybody from /med/ read anything I have written. I would shrivel up like a salted slug beneath the judgement of my peers.
If you want to know if you're doing a good job, just write stuff and throw it onto the internet. In my experience, anonymous denizens of the internet are fairly liberal with their criticisms (your aforementioned confidence will come in handy here). Just don't put it on AO3, because everybody is too nice there and nobody ever says anything negative.
>>215423326
You are definitely made of sterner stuff than I am. Unbreakable Argentinian silver.
Maybe this is just a case of "the thief thinks everybody steals".
>>215423349
>>215423387
I don't want to do that. I want to write low-quality fetish slop that people on the internet can read and give me updoots without any of the responsibility of getting money involved.
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It will be the treadmill today.
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>>215423473
You were so so close to an enlightening conversation with an augur and you let it slip away.
>>215423516
I'm not really into these freakazoid things. But I have a strong interest in the grisly out of fear and admiration of the absolute chaotic and uncaring nature of our universe.
There are such putrid things out there and I can't look away. I hate it but if you can't destroy it, the sanest thing is to learn to appreciate it.
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>>215423516
>1.80meters
Damn you're tall.
Start working out and you will have a great body eventually.

>>215423924
Well she looked scary.
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>>215423846
YEAAAAAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAH!!! LET'S FUCKIGN GO, TAME IMPALA! ENJOY YOUR CONCERT NIGGA!!!
>>215423859
Damn, but you're already such a good writer in various posts you've made, I always think "It'd be amazing to read a book written by catnigga, he seems so good at writing". I for example don't have experience in learning how to write... Or analyze books professionally. I think books are either interesting or they kinda don't. But I guess my story... I don't know how good it could be since it'd work better as an RPG game.
But some RPG games have comics and written novels associated with them.
>anonymous denizens of the internet are fairly liberal
What sites do you recommend for me to read some good quality and high standards original stories, Catnegro? Specially high fantasy or sci-fi, or even sci-fi fantasy (yes, it sounds ridiculous but that's the genre I'm writing in). Gotta learn more!
>Unbreakable Argentinian silver.
Argentum infrangibile, that's a badass fucking name.
>the thief everybody steals
How come? It's the first time I've heard that phrase before. o:
>>215424027
OH NONONO I'm not 1.80 meters, no way, not close. I'm 1.58 meters.
...I won't tell you my weight though. I was using my brother's height and weight for example. Since I can lift him no issues.
>>215423924
I like freaky looking monsters, and I want to design my own fantasy/kind of lovecraftian horror creatures (no, I'm not a furry, I'm a biology enthusiast). Like a fluffy feathered dragon with a retractable mandible!
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>>215421985
Extremely based. I kneel to you, my KING.

>>215422452
>When I'm kicked to death on the streets of London in 10 years' time by an eclectic mixture of pakis, droogs and malfunctioning catgirl gynoid meido-bots
Absolute poetry. Gold post I'm afraid the normies who'll read your great literature don't know that they're reading the works of a master wordsmith on a teenage literortica forum. Monetize this, master Felis Negris, that you may afford many shrimps to feed your cats.

>>215422810
>Westoids have to give lectures in university
Holy fucking grim. My cunt's education system gets a lot of flak for being "overly didactic" but speaking in front of your classmates sounds like a nightmare. I'm starting to get why the Lusitanian doesn't wanna go to school and i don't blame him.
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Just learnt the meaning behind a song I like.
https://youtu.be/2V6mUFUwBGc?si=hKkfuxQDxxvLX9dj

>song is about Katie Flynn who was killed when the Limo she was in was hit head on by a drunk driver. She was 7 years old, and was returning from a wedding where she had been the flower girl. Katie was decapitated in the crash, and her Mother held her daughter's head in her arms as the ambulances arrived.
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>>215424233
It is better to stay away from the dark places of this world.
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>>215424222
Kek.
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Another beautiful day in God's country
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>>215423516
>hungary
>first world
sis... it's a shithole. And we are second world technically.
>what do you tend to eat in Hungary?
Uhhhhh. Personally I have 100 grams of granola with 2 decilimetres of milk, 30 grams of whey, and 4 grams of creatine monohydrate for brekkie 6 times a week. I usually eat some fruits or 100-125 grams of cheese throughout the day. Maybe a little bit of sloppa like chocolate in the afternoon. For lunch I usually have either some soup, most often chicken broth soup, or chiggin breast with either vegetables or rice. Then I eat 250 grams of skyr yoghurt for dinner most of the time but lately I have been slamming sandwiches instead of yoghurt.
The day after tomorrow I'll go to a 'zeria with grandpaberg where I think I'll eat a calzone.
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>>215422810
>she
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>decilimetres
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>>215422810
>If you don't give a shit about what you're learning, why are you studying it?
cause i dont really like anything else and now im kind of stuck with it
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>>215424098
gracias argenbro
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>>215424285
Maybe so, maybe so...
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>>215424233
>Katie was decapitated in the crash, and her Mother held her daughter's head in her arms as the ambulances arrived.
Fucking hell... I hate drunk drivers with a burning passion, just fucking sleep in the car or go walking home or stay somewhere until you're not fucking drunk anymore, irresponsible pieces of shit. I don't wanna learn to drive 'cause I can pass out out of nowhere, and gotta check if I don't have epilepsy or narcolepsy, or why I'm drowsy always. Fuck them.
>>215424405
>we are second world technically
I don't know, you'd have to see how my country's villas and average person looks like. 200 USD is minimum wage around these parts. (legally 300 USD, but jaja eso no pasa, jaja)
>2 decilimetres
...Should I ask- no, I'll just- I'll accept the information for some reason.
>4 grams creatine
>tfw you gotta eat your cat for more brotein
also jaja you're gonna eat a calzón xdxdxd, might as well it be a beautiful lady's calzone.
Someday I wanna become a bodybuilder but I would probably die with how much lactose-based products bodybuilders consume...
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Threading, but not yet dreading.
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>>215424797
Treading*
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Airdropping this gemmie for /med/ders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mcU4bhQQcQ

>>215424763
>calzón
Bruh
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I still like Maroon 5 unironically and vibe hardcorely to their music, I'm sorry.
Even the video is beautiful.
https://youtu.be/MU8B4XDI3Uw
>>215424797
If I roon my booba start putting too much weight on my thorax and I feel like it gets harder to breathe. Like a pug on steroids.
>>215424924
...I smiled and giggled. Even though I don't want to admit it.
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>>215425349
You can just walk like I'm doing.
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Good day med am back
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>>215423859
How many views do you get on average? How well rated is your work by readers? If you get more than 10000 views and an average rate higher than 4.0 I would consider writing something and self publish it with Amazon.
If you get more views then the average rate considered for publishing should be lower, like if you get millions (unlikely I know) I would just post it, some people obviously would like it.
There are many authors who started by writing fan fiction and nobody gave a dime for them, most got nowhere but the woman who wrote 50 shades of Grey got rich so worth trying ig.
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'gul trying to look natural while looking at my sandwich

Saw a cigogne nest also

AND A FOX ! Very cute
Lots of frogs yesterday
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Dreading.
>>215426431
>Lots of frogs yesterday
Well, you are in France after all.
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VGH
(don't like shrooms doe)

>>215422452
Jarvis, find every giantesses porno forum, compare with the posts of Catnigga on here
When finished, write JARVIS in the thread on that forum
After that, put units in high alert in london

>>215426490
Expected this post, but not that quick
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Stupid bossman keeps asking me about that stupid mail, I hate him desu
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>>215426988
Also have to call coworker on friday to tell her about what happened, I'm sure we'll get another meeting next monday all together. Just because she was upset and sent a mail before leaving last friday.
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It didn't rain again. I could've walked outside.
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>>215427601
Tomorrow will be sunny but I can't roon on thursdays so I'll have to wait for friday but it'll be rainy of course.

Also source on this semen demon ?
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>>215427701
As tedious as the treadmill is, I'm glad that we have it. As for the girl, I only know that she is Turkish.
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>frogs get uppity at company site in frog land
>globohomo overlords simply fire everyone, close factory, distribute production for the remaining sites
Holy shit, bodied those freaks. Andaluz warned us of these capitalist scums.
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Good afternoon, med
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hi frens
I'm having my second coffee. how was your day? I hope it went well
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>>215413913
IDGI
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>>215428363
Hope you are enjoying your afternoon, fren
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>>215428217
grim
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anyone hungover?
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>qt receptionist
>no harassment sign

>>215428217
>france
>factory
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>>215428669
I stopped drinking alcohol some time ago
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>>215429085
good for you anon
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>>215428819
Closer than you think, brunoid.
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>>215422452
Close enough to Catnigga to read his very personal thoughts on a mongolian basket weaving forum. Too close to Catnigga to read his gynormous smut.

Anyway, I've been thinking about writing for a while but I always waste my time on the internet. Any tips? Not for abstaining from lurking, just for writing in general. Opening up a word document seems quite soulless compared to handwriting, although the pros outweigh the cons. Do you keep character sheets or just go with the flow? What about dialogue? Personalities? And the one I dread the most, what about descriptions?
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>>215429306
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>>215428217
>Andaluz warned us of these capitalist scums.
It's not like you needed me to warn you about that stuff, that's like capitalism 101 in the 21st century.
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>>215429392
I find descriptions easier than dialogue actually. It's a bit hard to give discussions a realistic rythm.
I would say just start writing, don't let it blank. Just write stuff and rewrite later.
Read a lot of different books too, to get an idea of the styles and possibilites that exist.
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>>215429407
When you least expect it, bucko.
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Another mid ass wagie sesh lads. Again my progress was not adequate.
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>>215422452
I would like to read your musings one day, catnigga.
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>500 pages of lust material on schafer
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>>215429906
Solid
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>>215429906
You mean "she"?
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The gf
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>>215429564
It's not that I find descriptions harder, but I have trouble writing them because I've found most descriptions I've read throughout my life to be quite boring and dull. I haven't found an author I can emulate.
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>>215429906
My bet is that the novel is a Lovecraftian erotica, for example an evil cult that worships a giantess and their symbol is a slender, feminine foot.
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>>215430272
Face reveal?
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>>215430272
>smol
He's fucking winning. Holy fuck
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>>215430478
>>215430658
It's a random profile I liked due to the cat picture (just in case it wasn't clear)
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>>215430679
It was your face revealed (just in case it wasn't clear).
Possible delicious flat chest though.
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Also saw a picolissimo right after my schafer post
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>>215430272
>le i'm so quirky and not like other girls I like meems too
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Mfw a boomer at the gym has a T-shirt with this message in the back:
>Schlampenhaus ist geöffnet
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>>215430733
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>>215430975
Will you accept his invitation? KEK
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>>215430989
Bodied that freak (me).
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Did some threadmill, there was a power outage right at the beginning thankfully the speed was slow, if I was full speed running I would have been badly injured.
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>>215431035
Didn't what to post back fr fr

>>215431057
Mf would end up on video gag
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>>215430992
As long as there were nice ladies, it would be something to consider.
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>>215431130
The stop was sudden and unexpected also lights went out obviously so it was complete darkness in the room.

Also it was a general outage in the neighborhood
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>>215431130
>Didn't what to post back fr fr
I think the image you posted was a good choice because it shows my criticism of how an attractive woman chooses to present herself in dating apps is undercut by the fact that I'm an ugly manlet who would get rejected, therefore I don't have a position of strength.
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Also I watched episode 9 of STR during threadmill
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>>215431279
Frankly I didn't realize it was le (You)
Interesting analysis
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>>215431279
You are not a manlet though.
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>>215431317
She's growing stronger.

>>215431397
You are so intelligent that even accidentally you always have a stroke of genius.
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>>215412859
thats not how telaviv are desu
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>>215431425
I am objectively short.
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>>215431466
It's my ultra instinct o algo
If I don't relax around some people, neither should (You)
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>>215431466
Shadow Ushio is just blonde Yukako
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>>215431531
2% deviation from the average is NOT short.
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>>215431573
>If I don't relax around some people, neither should (You)
Fascist scum.

>>215431591
The author of STR was an assistant of Araki, since you like JoJo I think you'll like the parallelisms.
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>>215431626
I'm a standard deviation below the average which is very notably short, the vast majority of males my age are taller than me, and people notice, I've been mocked for being short growing up.
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>>215431662
Such is the destiny of someone having native blood in his veins I guess.
Still taller than a bunch of /med/ers.
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Do you like/have used braces?
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>>215431531
Even if you are a manlet I'm sure you're not ugly sis, apart from the acne but even that can be fixed.
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If he trains his shoulders enough he will be wider than tall, therefore being tall if tipped on the side
Would that be considered good by 'ocal girls?
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>>215431715
>braces?
They are sexo.

>>215431317
>during the treadmill
Grim. You truly are German.
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Playing some spooks
>>215431057
Momo on some Looney Tunes shit
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Also the Marquess of Araphen is a fascist scum
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>>215431763
He should use some skin whitening creams desu. Latrinxas would INVADE Spain just so they could get bred be him.
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Lol.
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>>215433104
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MASRI
>>215433119
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>>215433243
Zamn bro's pattern recognition making me feel like I'm avatarfagging when I'm one of 4 posters using the flag
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>>215433596
Pattern recognition is in my (((genetics))). It's a double edged sword as overdeveloped pattern recognition is also schizomaxxing.
Plus it's not that hard to recognize you.
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>hearing people fugging
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Good night med
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>>215433804
>Plus it's not that hard to recognize you.
Any particular tells? Other than filenames that is
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>>215433965
Writing style most of the time.
This time what gave away it was you was the pic you posted (not the filename).

>>215433819
Nighty night bbygurl.

>>215433815
You should be doing the fugging, chad.
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>>215434041
>You should be doing the fugging, chad
How much ghosted again award do I need
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>>215434194
Any happenings lately you did not post about?
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>>215434218
No
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>>215434218
Saw a profile where a toastie said her passion was talking
Imagine the yapping
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>>215434334
>toastie
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>>215434388
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>>215434388
Autocorrect from roastie
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>>215434194
>>215434218
il conciliabolo dei falsocelibi
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Oh god.
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>>215434041
Btw when you see me occasionally calling an Israeli a kike and other fun words it's not because i have anything in particular against Jews- well not much anyways by the standards of this site - but it's because i really really don't like warmongering dialogue because it reminds me that i could technically be drafted in a war if the kikes get too rowdy and public opinion forces it or if they randomly bomb us like they did in Doha and start another war. My mom's cousin got blown up in his tank in a certain middle eastern content and there was nothing left of his body to bury afterwards and i sincerely hope not to follow in his footsteps. Especially considering that the aforementioned cousin was one of the first tank casualties on the Egyptian side in the war because commanders here like sending Christians to the front lines to get blown up first before any of the righteous believers in Allah have to get their hands dirty, and i sincerely doubt that my future comrades would make an exception to this time-honored tradition of sending the christcucks to die first for me. This is doubly true because the dear brotherhood has been very active lately and i imagine belief in the infamous Quran 5:51 verse is probably at an all-time high so i would definitely be sent to the very front lines preferably with no support so that i can ""reap"" the rewards of my """"""support""""" of the kikes against the glorious ummah. That is if i don't get fragged first by my squadmates lol

Tldr: warmongering is bad kids mmkay?
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>>215433596
>pattern recognition
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>>215434722
>Content
Conflict*
You're a grown adult i imagine you know who the brotherhood is xoxo
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>>215434722
Nothing ever happens doe.
There's absolutely no way Egypt and Israel will fight.

>>215434524
Grim.

>>215434723
>t. lvla's bravest soldier
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>>215435121
Could you describe your identity, sister?
Not in terms of genetics, but who you feel you are first and foremost. What do you think defines you?
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Good night, sisters.
Should have gone to bed 40 minutes ago award.

>>215435375
>Could you describe your identity
I am.
>What do you think defines you?
I don't know honestly. I feel like I don't belong anywhere. We can talk more about this tomorrow if you want to.
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>>215434972
>the egg on the ramen one
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>>215434972
Wtf



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