>THIS MAGNIFICIENT AND PERFECT WORLD...>WILL SEE BILLIONS OF PEOPLE DYING FOR MILLENIAS BECAUSE OF THEIR ANCESTOR ATE AN APPLE
>>215419538as if dying is the worst thing about this planet
>>215419538It was a metaphor chudYHWH is omnibenevolent
took the most obvious metaphor of all time literally award
>>215419538The world was shit before eve ate the apple. Eating the apple was just what made her realize it
>>215419600>>215419608Didn't the Babble literally say he was jealous to humans? It was either when they ate the apple or when they built the tower but I firmly remember he was literally panicking humans will surpass him now.
>>215419600>>215419608>>215419627>What!? NOT MY FRUIT TREE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE HECKIN SNAKERINO TOLD YOU TO EAT THE FRUIT!? YOU CANT DO THAT BECAUSE.. BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN’T, OKAY!? WOW GUYS I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW. JANITOR PLEASE BAN THESE CHUDS FROM MY PARADISE
>>215419670In the Babble YHWH is just one God in a pantheon of Gods
>>215419670His ego was super fragile. Everything set him off. Clear narcissist personality disorder.
>>215419608You worship a quack whose mother was a whore
>>215419697Should've just let the Greeks syncrentinize him with Dionysus.
>>215419750He's Cronos though.
>>215419788He's dionysus because they both have a fetish for wine
Protestantism and their autistic literal interpretations of biblical scriptures really have done a number on Christianity as a whole because now the counterreaction by atheists and mudslides has been to mock an equally literal interpretation of the bible.
>>215419821They literally identified him as well as Baal as Saturn who is Cronos. >>215419868You will never see a naked woman irl.
So Yeah i made 10^23 stars, all with their own planets, and no you cant go there because i made the speed of light too slow, dont question the plan
>>215419891I have and I have resisted the temptation
>>215419947Wow so you're a faggot. Have you thought of chopping your balls off like a tran... I meant like a eunuch saint monk?
>>215419538>appleWhy is your flag different from the one on /pol/?
you are a pajeeet lol lmao
>>215419750>>215419788He's Tyhpon the donkey god
>>215419608judeo-christians trying to use the metaphor card for every jewish delirious statement in their holy book now after people believed them literally for centuries is so pathetic
>>215419538>THEIR ANCESTOR ATE AN APPLEIt wasn't an apple. Nowhere is it mentioned about the tree or the type of fruit it bore retard
>>215424158It was clearly a fig which is why they covered their genitals with fig leaves
>>215424824all-loving guy btw. >>215424849they did localization for the european dubs
>NOAH>WHERE IS THE RED TWO-NOSED AMAZONIAN PEPPER BEETLE!!!>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM FOR MY BEETLES ON THE BOAT?>THROW THE FUCKING VELOCIRAPTORS OFF THEN YOU LAZY FUCK
>>215419941it's for world building
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>>215424824meme would be funnier if they had iron chariots
>>215426430Jesus stated in Matthew 15:11, "What goes into someone's mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them"So atheists are just straight up lying about Christianity now huh
>FROM JUDEA TO THE RED SEA>THE CHOSEN PEOPLE SHALL BE FREE
>>215419941>Your life sucks so you drink to take the pain away>You pray and repent daily and ask for help from me>Uh oh i said no drunkards can make it into heaven sorry bud
>>215419538I'm glad you copied my thread but please fix the bad english it's humiliating for me
>You killed some insect 30 years ago therefore I (I am also you (and also not you okay you unenlightened retard)) am going to hack to pieces your body (who is also not your body) and eat your stomach in front of you and and then you will be reincarnated into some baby who is being made right now, you will want to fuck your mother and feel jealousy toward your father (who are also not really your parents) then you will forget all of this and live the life of an unenlightened moron until you understand that you are eternal or something>Have fun trying to find a lama in the middle of medieval Mexico
>>215419538>>WILL SEE BILLIONS OF PEOPLE DYING FOR MILLENIAS BECAUSE OF THEIR ANCESTOR ATE AN APPLE
>>215419538>Atheists can't understand abstract concepts
>>215430200The abstract concept I don't understand is that God created everything and knows everything including the future, therefore he knew exactly what would happen when he set things in motion, but somehow free will is supposed to fit into this and people get judged for their actions even though the present and future are exactly how God intentionally designed things
>>215419538>>215419538Just read a story about a monk who unintentionally passed by an icon with a torch, (he couldn't see because it was dark) and then the icon started speaking to him and punished him by blinding him. He was blinded as punishment because some smoke passed near this talking icon spirit portal. This seems very vengeful.
>>215430942i've never heard a satisfying rebuttal to thisfree will is simply incompatible with omnipotence, and an omnipotent being would be extremely cruel if it punished its creation for acting exactly as it caused it to
