julie andrews!
fuck me that last thread was fast
BREAKING Michelle Mone has to pay back the £122 million pound she stole from that PPE contractHahaha stupid bitch
Arrgh! My patella!
>>215419630and all without a single thing worth posting
will you deport me too rorke?
Shagged EW last night now my bum hole feels sore
>>215419651need to slow it down, get the good posts made, maybe 'poo'
>>215419659yep
100 MILLION WHITE BRITISH PEOPLE LIVING IN FUTURISTIC MEGACITIES LINKED BY HIGH-SPEED RAIL
pov you’re reading the daily mail comment section
nicking that John Major quote about long shadows over the cricket grounds but you're an autistic lanyard wearing freak so you can't resist including some sort of social monitoring
Indian man voted most handsome man in the world
Just been on Twitter and found out he actually talked about half-time oranges, assumed that was just one of you schizos memeingI apologise
>>215419659>DenmarkTHIS GREAT COUNTRY DIED A DEATH WHEN YOU VIKING SCUM RAMPAGED THROUGH RAPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS
>>215419745By who, a billion Indians?
>>215419751schizomemeworld
>>215419651All that time saved from using the 69p pasta sauce well spent
>>215419726If she lost a couple of stone she'd unironically be the perfect woman
yodelling
>>215419785no she fucking wouldn’t you delusional cunt
>>215419751pan, nice and hot.knob of butter, dash of olive oil.halftime orange. insalt. peppah. creme fraiche.lovely.
Again, Thankfully there is a board dedicated to Pokemon, so if anyone here was talking about Pokemon they'd be breaking the rules and posting off-topic wouldnt they haha
>>215419639liked her more when she was called sasha banks
100 million w*Ite British people living in a Threads-style collapsed society where people huddle around oil drums and talk about the days when you could Justeat a doner kebab
fvcking screaning
>>215419811correct
>>215419745he's a hapa though
but why did our ally sell arms to Argentina during the falklands war Why would they do this
pls bump guys>>215419808>>215419808>>215419808
>>215419823ah yes, a society like a failed twitter spin-off app
>>215419763Yes
wont be long before your social media algorithm is backtraced and youre getting a knock on your door for private messages
Back from the doctor looking at my phimosis penis. Gave me some steroid cream if that doesnt help l'll get it snipped
>>215419850your mum's a hapa you fat cunt
100 million white brits
onions. in. halftime orange. in. soulless parody of the John Major quote. in.
>>215419833why did she do it?
>Firm linked to Baroness Michelle Mone must pay £122m after breaching Covid PPE contract while under a Conservative government>This is somehow Starmer's fault
>>215419823100 million a*ssie "people" living in plywood drywall $1 million shoeboxes huddle around and talk about the days when their only immigration concern was too many white british people as gay leb-abbo gangs rape their children
WE (you specifically and me) dearly miss unser Führer Adolf Hitler
>>215419659>>215419756did you know that the modern English verb "take" comes from Old Norse and arrived with the Danes? the earlier English word was "niman" (like German nehmen and Dutch nemen)imagine how much raiding you have to do for your victims to internalise your word for taking stuff and forget their own word for the action
>>215419865i don't have an account so not sure how they're going to do that
>>215419921true
It's black history month rorkeBe quiet and listen to a POC
>>215419917this is definitely what happens here and you should stay away
he who dares, wins a halftime orange
nimaning a poo
>>215419807what is it
havent felt horny in months. no wanks, no sex dreams, no cheeky pervs at arses around town, nothing. just nothing
Mad how I don't fall for ragebait on the internet but in real life I'm absolutely FUMING at even the slightest hint of conflict
i can’t believe Hitler was even real guys. it’s like if someone told you that Superman was real and alive less than a century ago
>>215419944We are. And you're getting jeeted and CCCPd instead.
That’s a valiant flea that dare eat his halftime orange on the lip of a lion.
>>215419833The woman is so performative that she puts her hand over her mouth even though there's a fucking helmet in the way kek
need someone to hug and kiss me
Wir hatten Kleidung, Spielzeug und Vorräte für seine Ankunft gekauft und wir alle hatten aufregende Pläne für die Zukunft. Aber wir wurden um ein Leben voller Erinnerungen an Brendon beraubt
nth for the holodem
>>215419927most english prepositions come from norse, basically modern english comes from the wacky viking version of the anglo-saxon language they spoke in the danelaw
>>215419927not reading that
do girls really grab their friend's tits from behind like in anime?
London Londumb Lumdumb CumdumbCumbumI'm on to something here
>>215419977Was walking around all day yesterday muttering racial skies when I saw one
just a bit dumb to think the state of things is Starmers fault. Anyone with half a braincell knows these problems are a result of decades of policymaking and law and its long term effects. Starmers a disconnected retard sure, but this isnt Labours fault get real
poo scrongling
>>215419852perfidious albion was always projection
Rorke getting interrogated by the sharia police for eating a bacon bap
what does nth for the holodem mean?
>>215419978I wonder if he would have the same amount of influence if he were here today
>>215420040>I’m on something hereftfy
>>215420013*hugs*
>>215420066it’s mongbabble
eating drugulas
>>215420080Umm
>>215420070well i’m beginning to think im the reincarnation of Hitler so only time will tell I guess
>>215420101dunno if thats drugs or some weird mexican thing yanks eat
>>215420042the fault is Blairism as a system for the past 30 years and every single PM we've had, Labour or Tory, have kept it going. Starmer must be the last Blairite, the fall man of this wicked horrible regime. Blairism must topple so all energy must be spent on brutally crushing the legitimacy of Keir Rodney Starmer the authoritarian apparatchik human rights lawyer of the Woke Reich
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E_gp8rRX-C4
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1759317383502144.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1759317383502144.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1759317383502144.webmnew
my home thread used to be the hololive thread on /jp/ but i haven't been there for about a year and i don't watch vtubers anymore. now /brit/ is my home thread.
>>215420149fake new!!
>>215420080biblical
wish my knob looked like that fml
>>215420125it's drugs
>>215420151you missed the good old days, this shithole is in terminal decline
>>215420042yes but it’s funny and cathartic to blame it on him. also, that’s what 90% of the prole classes are capable of doing.
>>215420149he has big hands
>>215420194what ones
>>215420149love being reminded that i'll never have sex even once before i'm rotting in the ground
grim grim grim!
they'd have called you mad a hundred years ago if you said one day we'll be frying with air
>>215420268ktimmers
>>215420251trannies should all be killed
an air friar just flew over my house
>>215420251don't understand half the terms xhe used
>>215420300catbergés
>one generation too late for an irish passportFML
Sat in my car in the car park down by the river bank, eating a maccies, got a podcast on (The Rest is Politics) and just chilling watching the duckies and the swans who i will feed crumbs to after I’m finishedDoes life get any comfier than this?
nothing about green hedgerows and hollyhock and hawthorn, rich October ale or a hound slumbering by the hearth, long warm drowsy summers, beaming yokels and curly haired cavaliers and pyrates with spurs jingling and cutlasses clinking, no threadbare pedlars or artful dodgers.fucking painting a fence
gonna try every coffee shop on town
>>215420216kratom gumulas
>>215420319>Politics podcastCuhhhhringe
>>215420319yes you could be doing all this but on drugs making it funner
>>215420251so long as xe's happy
Niggas be drinking coffee in they car making tiktoks. Not me tho
>>215420319please don't feed them crumbs it's not good for them
anyone got a fanny I can borrow?
business idea: pootok
>>215420341bizzaro bradders
>>215420341
>>215420341erm that isnt bradley wolsh
a POC is talkingbe quiet and listen
>>215420355I like it :)>>215420358Not a fan of drugs, tried weed and it just made me anxious. I prefer to experience the world as it is!>>215420391>feeding ducks bread is badHow woke can you get?
>>215419603would love to spunk all over her face
Oh my fucking daysssssss
once deleted all my porn and immediately regretted it
>>215420319For me it's cycling through the suburbs in the sunshine while listening to miles davis and john coltrane
now then now then
>>215420319if I want to hear two out of touch boomers tell boring stories and tell me what I should think about current affairs I'll go visit my parents aha
>>215420300lovely bergenstiens
>>215420341how are boomers so fucking retardedlead brained cattle
would someone like to make a toktok of me ?
>>215420420you're hurting them with your goyslop
>>215420319Centrists just make me so fucking sick i can't stand them, imagine arguing about a £0.20 pay rise or trains or whatever the fuck when you're ethnic group will be extinct in less than 80 years
>>215420424corrr peng. love women me
https://youtu.be/_5DnlvxDPEQ?si=nMUC41StKhpF7Zkv>UK man arrested over a "fuck hamas" tweet
>you're ethnic group
>>215420448Do something about it then. Start an insurgency.
>fuck hamaschance would be a fine thing
There is something deeply wrong with the fact Ranjeet and Pang Pang can get a US/Aussie visa like that but for white people it's essentially impossible
feed oats and corn to the ducksthey like peas a lot as well yummy green garden peas
>>215420427Corrr sounds amazing as well that>>215420431Oh ok>>215420446No I’m not they love it>>215420448Ok Rorke
>>215420341B
fuck ham ass
>>215420464Are you dumb? Next time he wont repeat the same mistake and he will be harder to spot
>>215420482fuck off heathermong
>>215420425done that a few times, all gone now, don't miss it. did the same with asmr, miss it
>>215420319In my chair at home with a blanket on my lap, catberg sleeping, hot cup of coffee and nothing to do. Can't ever be beaten.
>>215420489DON"T FUCKING FEED THE DUCKS BREAD YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
>>215420489hope you get in a crash and die on your way home
>>215420518why aren't you working
VGH
>>21542047271 Million people in the UK mate, if nobody has rebelled yet it's simply not going to happen, people are completely happy to watch pakis rape their daughters as long as the footie is still on and kebabs are still being served
>>215420525Why
leftypol giggling with glee
^3^
hi my name's munro, you've probably already noticed that i have incredibly blue eyes
>>215420518That’s a lovely one too, a purring content cat is so comfy >>215420525Make me fatso>>215420527Why?
>>21542053571 million people, 45-50 million brits
>>215420535defeatist serf mindset
>>215420460It's cuz he also said fuck islam, which is a blasphemous act in the UK. You can say fuck Christianity though
>>215420531Remote work, finished everything I had to do that day. Productivity goes through the roof when your coworkers don't bother you.
>>215420532man, abuja looks like a right dump
>>215420532mama mia!
>>215420539angel wing deformity
actually you shouldnt really feed birds bread when i volunteered for the LWP we'd see a lot of mallards that were malnourished and addicted to bread, it hard to get them the nutrients they needed because they would only eat bread
they started saying you shouldn't feed bread to ducks right around the same time they started saying you can't smack kids or you can't smoke in pubsall woke rubbish
>>215420532England is hell
>>215420565you have blasphemy laws?
>>215420556we now all know that you have bad intentions toward the ducksyou are trying to hurt themyou'd better amend your ways or natural consequences will be coming your way
Racist prison sentence this
People have been feeding ducks bread forever and there are fucking loads of them and they love life, woke freaks try to say anything is bad nowadays
>>215420568WFH exposes the entire charade that is the 40 hour work week. You get for 40 hours while only doing like 10-12 hours of actual work. It's all fake. It's all just an excuse to bolster property values for the elites through rented spaces and setting up shops near those rented spaces.
might larp as a christian and get into seething arguments with retards on here on a friday. good gimmick idea that
>>215420532why the fuck do they look like thatalways got that look on their face
>>215420599Only for Islam
>>215420532leftypol loves this (he wont live there though for some reason)
>>215420655stanky pussy
>>215420655>tattoosfucking gross
>>215420655she looks like she stinks
>>215420655vile
>>215420613yeh but jimmy saville. check mate rorke
>>215420582thank you for taking care of the birds
>>215420532Even while they're doing something or talking to someone, they always look completely feckless and stupid. Not a single thought in their brains.
rorke avoiding seed oils and processed food yet can't fathom that bread is bad for ducks
getting pleasured
snibeti snab :DDDD
oh my days
>>215420674you wouldn't know a pussy if it bite you on your face
>>215420712tony soprano said it was ok to feed ducks bread but not cheese puffs and the like
>>215420655um
>>215420727___ if you wouldn't
>>215420727Screaming internally
hope my area gets snow this wintercould do with some of that
watching porn but instead of a man and a woman having sex its two men having sex with each other
>>215420532name five (5) things wrong with this
>>215420728man sybau
>>215420738>the crime, officer?
love how unapologetically sexist and perverted anime from the 80s and 90s and 00s was
>>215420737tony soprano was a moron
>>215420738190's dream
>>215420738peak entertainment in the north
>>215420727we live in a society
>>215420655Peng rank shag
>>215420727
>>215420551me in the bar
>>215420649big lips
>>215420766https://youtu.be/Tt3HJqFjzog
>>215420591entirely our own fault for letting it get this bad
>>215420766non whites, the graffiti, a stall selling food (probably unlicensed), the tiktok live sign hanging over the front of said stall, the state of the buildings, the random bits of rubbish and trollies just laying around
>>215420752straight
dunno why jeff acted like he won in the end when he was with sophie (who was always a minger but especially as she got older) raising mark's kid for him
>>215420779wouldn’t say that to his face though would you
I realized there's more than one group of discord retards who come here on raidseerie stuff
>>215420649Nothing going on up there, just coasting through life on autopilot
>>215420814>probably unlicensed
>>215420824she was quite fit in the first season though
right then thats me away to get some food to stuff my gob so I can continue living for another day before I must consume again to continue living
>>215420766
>>215420851entirely sowhy they just mill about no plan for the day, things just happen. they are governed by caprice and sudden want. they’re mentally all 9 years old. at most.
>>215420868nah she was grim, had too much of a squashed face imo, eyes too far apart, made her look like a bulldog
any advice on cruise ship holidays?
feet are all wet from this morning
piss time and then a nap x
>>215420902imagine the smell
>>215420613>free under wear for sexMentall
>>215420868she has neoliberal teeth
>>215420251evil evil people. honestly the complete destruction of trannyism cannot come soon enough
>>215420902Why is there faeces everywhere? They're on a ship so I have a hard time believing they treaded some mud in
some people fart a lot. like my friend adrian at school. he couldn't help it.
The state of the country is entirely our fault and our responsibility >muh Jews! muh globalists!who let them do as they please? grumbling and accepting things. who let them disarm you? you did
>>215420925thats water on the boardwalksilly duffer
>>215420738spaino taking notes
>>215420655Need her carrying me on nightrein
>>215420918and you have an virgin willy
>>215420925It's water, wood turns dark when wet. Come on they're next to a piil you can even see the foorprints
>>215420925that's called water
>>215420925omdz rorke
um
get the bastard oranges sliced
Know of a mother that has ten kids, all with autism, living in a three bed council house and they are complaining and trying to get a five bed. Meanwhile I'm wagecucking to pay for a mortgage on a two bed. Just makes you feel like a mug bothering to work in this country. We need to bring back those tv shows where we shame and laugh at disgusting benefits mongs.
scrantoil atm
gf sent me this
>>215420998why are they like that there's a fork right in front of him
>>215420987ps
to be honest i thought it was poo as well
>>215420993put the poor back in workhousesbetter yet reintroduce patronage systems and de facto feudalism. tie them to a lord.send all the brown and black people home ban phones there
>>215420613>2001 to 2006
>>215421013don't knock it till you try it
>>215421037the nonce's manifesto
>>215420852Literally nothing wrong with what I said at all
Mad how this really happened.
>>215420649>>215420705>>215420803>>215420851>disengenic freaks mocking average people for doing their shoppingOmds
>>215420993well you'll be glad to hear they're reversing the 2 child benefit cap later this year
>>215421013just doing it out of spite and for attention. they know its fucking weird in the modern age but they're professional victims aren't they and this is all part of the bizarre complex they have
all it takes is one bad day
>>215421013more peng when you scran by hand
>>215421025says a lot about the state of your mind
>>215421013it's about rejecting western man's norms. they know it disgusts white people which is why they do it.
was mad when all that 'p got posted yesterday wasn't it?
women want a big dick and a fat bank balance
>>215420993eleven people in a three bed is rough, I feel for her more than I feel for you tbqhimproving conditions for those kids may pay dividends in the future while you're a dead end
>>215421063>people
>>215420902Imagine booking a holiday for your family, paying thousands, and then this is what you end up with. Trapped at sea with THIS for weeks. I think I'd throw myself overboard.Anyway most cruises are for mongs. The only good ones are the smaller ships that go up rivers and take you to historical sites and towns. Going on a big boat just to sit by a pool and watch D grade entertainment from people that failed to get into real showbiz or theatre. I've more respect for people that go Benidorm and Ibiza.
>>215421077tbf he is is a jewish fella, not used to eating bacon is he?
>>215421097no we don'tbe quiet
it has to be russians and chinese getting paid who else could stand to go on and on for hours like this
>>215421097water = wet
Government has removed most of Farage's security funding, they're really hoping some tranny will slot him aren't they?
>>215421110there's no way that cruise costs thousandsthey're all crammed in their like sardines it's like the cheapest of airlines
>>215421141you love these images
>>215421144bober
wet outgrey
>>215421144that's going into the good video folder
>>215421144so this is borke
>>215421180where's that
>>215421151>theirgod fucking damn it its over for me
>>215421180leftypol having a panic attack at the sight of green open spaces and trees
>>215421197western eritrea
Get the social contract memes posted
>disengenic
>>215421180it looks nice
>>215421180Where are the new buildswhere are the eastern euro barbersWhere are the vape shopsWhat is the green shit
>>215421197yorkshire
>>215421026Just cut welfare. Stop funding people's retarded kids. A generation of kids that starve to death or freeze on the streets is preferable to a reality where working people are subsidizing an ever growing pool of dysgenic retards. It's the same with thing foreign aid. Like 3/4ths of Africa's population are dependant on European and American aid because we decided in the 80s that we just couldn't let the wholesome niggos starve. Now there's just fucking more of them. And it's the same here, the only people having kids are dysgenic mongs that can't keep their fucking fanny closed.>>215421065That and Brexit are the two only things I ever approved of the Tories doing so of course labour want to fuck it up.>>215421099Why do you feel sorry for people making their own situation awful? Perhaps I should go and have ten kids with some slapper and then you will be quite happy to pay a council rent for me? Fuck off. And no, these kids never amount to anything. Those ten kids will go on to have ten kids of their own. Before you know it, most of the population is comprised of these utterly pointless scum.
>>215421180sovl
>>215421197a little place they call england
iced cream for lunch
>>215421244doesn't existthe english don't existfuck off rorke you racist wankpuffin
>>215421237it’s properly over isn’t itone shot at civilisationfucked it right up humanity will never reach this level of wealth, knowledge or technological advancement again
>>215421237he's onamadone but he aint wrong
>>215421180might look great from a distance but imagine the nightmare it is trying to find a good curry house or ethiopian fusion place?this is the sort of thing rorke just doesn't understand
>>215421109Yes, people with kids and friends unlike you rorke
>>215421293>>215421293>>215421293
>>215421251P E N G D O N
>>215421063I live among these people in the darkest part of the country. They are not average people. Calling them people at all us already pushing it.
>>215421268White people score top marks in every field but we have the negative passive "suicidal altruism" which will be why we (deservedly) will die off. Fully on board with the Chinese century, me.
>>215421294even tiny villages in the uk have curry houses and pubs that do thai food
>>215421251horror movie shit
>>215421244there's no england now
>>215421237Those 10 kids will keep England white while you're dossing about buying a 2 bedroom home for yourself
>>215421311Sitting in your room all day posting on /brit/ doesn't constitute living amongst the people
>>215421365they’re still dysgenic mutants most of them
