POV: You are a captured thrall in Scandinavia cirka 930 AD and this is your new owner
>>215421500I hope I won't have to do sexual favors for her
>>215421500w-why does she have a cow skull
>>215421599kys
>>215421500Beat her with a rock to deathIt's 930 AD I'm still a literal Slavic caveman or something
>>215421672*deflects the rock and blood eagles you*
>>215421637Saar?
>>215421599Based
>>215421500The most powerful Swedish man.
>>215421500even the average man could overpower this woman with ease, she can't be armed at all times
>>215421500>>215421733>>215421770
>>215421500i would breastfeed from her after a hard day of farm slavery
>>215422495Her eight brothers, husband and eight sons would split you in twain
>>215421500My hunnic brothers will rape her
>>215421500is it only me? i don't find scandi woman even slightly attractive
>>215423623Are you gay?
>>215421500I wouldn't be exotic enough to hold her interest... curse these "Viking, but the long way" genes!
>>215423675they just look more boring and inbreed than Polish woman also i don't like piss yellow blond hair
>>215423581
>>215421500I'm really not impressed. I know how weak all of you actually are.
:3
>>215424135Happy birthday, Sigrid-chan!
>>215421500>>215421733>>215421770she's BEAUTIFUL, you've restored my faith in white women
>>215421500https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>>215421599FPBP
I'm no longer capable of engaging in these youthful fantasies.Perhaps it's old age.
>>215421599There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like "girl" as you once again type your little "BBC" throw up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "buff nigger vs a skinny white guy isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your dilator on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown "man" who spends all "his" time on the sharty posting about having nigger dick. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a nigger dick spammer. A pathetic shitskin loser, She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "X IS BUILT FOR BBC" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little "BVLL" laughing in the dark by "himself" as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that "he's" done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.Forever...
>>215422514I instinctively appreciate the background on that apu picture and can hear Tower theme in my head
>>215423986ciota
>>215423623No, you're sick. She's beautiful, but in any case, germs don't consider Slavs human.
>>215421500*converts her to christianity, marry her and become her superior*