>you meet your girlfriends family for the first time and her dad is some big burly guy wearing this t-shirtwhat do you do in your country?
I ride him bareback
>>215422626>I don't mind going back to jail>Whatever you do to her, I will do to you
>Understand I don't like you>Be home 30 minutes early>Whatever you do to her, I will do to youBased faceless tsundere NTR chad dad
>>215422626why are americans like this?also if this happends i would turn 340 degrees and walk away
>>215422626>whatever you do to her, I'll do to youUhh...
>>215422626>Whatever you do to her, I will do to youOk faggot
>>215422626I take out my shoes to get a foot massage
Internally laugh at his confidence
>>215422626I don't think this nigga realizes how much I like to suck clits.
>>215422798*hits the threshold side*
>>215422626>Make her suck my cock>Point to rule 10
>>215422930lol I would just cringe inside and give him the "disdain for plebs" stare
Ya know, maybe Freud was on to something. Just had to fine tune it a bit>hits pipe
>>215423008Maybe even the "blud thinks he's got shit" unconvinced stare
>>215422626I say>This is fucking cringe
>>215422626Say nothing because I can't read lol
>>215423083desu this thread doesnt apply to me but if I ever needed more reasons to be KHV this kind of shit would be it, its a lose lose situation how do you properly react to this kind of demented pedophile poser without breaking up with your gf? I dont need this stupid shit in my life, rajesh can replace me.
>>215423191>desu this thread doesnt apply to me but if I ever needed more reasons to be KHV this kind of shit would be itpic related
>>215422626My late father in law was a farmer in our rural north eastern border state of Kelantan. He had a shotgun. Farmers can own a shotgun in Malaysia, most civvies can't own any firearms. When I first met him, it was to ask his permission to marry his daughter (long story). Anyways, here I was, a city slicker, showing up at his house to take away his daughter. "Aiyeep, ptooi! You got some nerve coming to this here parts alone, son, I give you that," he said in thick Kelantanese dialect while oiling his Italian shotgun. I was nervous as hell but I had to get married or my gf at the time or SHE will kill me. So I said in my city slicker KL accent, "Mr X, I am very grateful for you to allow me into your house. I heard you are going to go hunting today. May I accompany you... Sir."He eyed my city boy clothing dubiously, but after what seemed to be 1000 years, he put on his boonie hat and stood up. "You know how to handle a shotgun, boy?" he smirked."I never used a shotgun, sir" came my reply. "Oh really, then you in for some learning, city boy" he smiled and handed me his shotgun and beckoned me to follow him to his motorboat by the river. What he didn't know was that I was a ROTC graduate 2nd Lt. We got along famously after that.
>>215423278And then you woke up and realized while typing this the malasian hooker didnt even give you a handjob before she pickpocketed your boomercel ass.
>>215423191>its a lose lose situation how do you properly react to this kind of demented pedophile poser without breaking up with your gf?inb4 this only happens in america btw, we had this type of demented poser right in the street where I lived and one time he came out and made a big fuss the way you would expect, his daughter and wife died of cringe. Fortunately for the daughter college is free here so she got away from the cringefest.
>>215422626>get a jobI'm out
