>Group project annouced>Don't know anyone>Have to ask the professor to assign me to a groupIt's high school all over again
>>215423327Wait until you start working and the same thing happens
This is just a modern day minstrel show styled entertainment, right?If you're black, are you not deeply ashamed while watching these clowns?
getting horny thinking about the prophet mohammad getting gang banged by black guys
>>215423419White guy here, we have our share of faggots too don't forget.
>>215423327what a nightmare, i do not miss school 1 bit
>>215423419>This is just a modern day minstrel show styled entertainment, right?Yeah it is, same with those social media black guys who act like monkeys or eat food with crazy exaggerated dancing. But Black people like Tyler Perry movies too so clearly minstrel style entertainment is funny to them also.
>>215423430They were actually Jeets btw, not even memeing. Also this isn't something made up either.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 4CHAN
need that mohammad man pussy bouncing on my cock
no i never felt like a plastic bag drifting through the wind
hello
>>215423735hi
so is 4chan a zoomer or gen alpha if it was born in 2003?
i have cum but it didn't feel very good
Can you guys confirm
>>215423862whats her onlyfans
IT'S FUCKING COLD OUT AAAAHHHHH take me back>>215423793Zoomer. Gen Alpha was born in the 2010s
>>215423752hows it going?
They play every Beyonce song at the gym except irreplaceable
>>215423901how are you?
>>215423926doing okay
>>215423793>1945-1965 Boomers>1965-1980 Gen X >1980-1995 Millennials>1995-2010 Gen Z>2010-2025 Gen AlphaZoomer
>>215423862A lot of finance bros in Manhattan have Asian gfs too
>>215423935ok
>>215423862You can do unspeakable things to the one on the right, and she'd enjoy it. The one on the left has been sexually harassed since she was a preteen and most likely has a deep disgust and hatred for men, and only puts up with them for financial security.
in other news…. RIP dogberg!
>October 1st
>>215424048rip bozo
Its tha first of the month https://youtu.be/4j_cOsgRY7w?si=oBHK6832G7oL3UC8>>215424048F </3
>>215424048How old was he ?
>>215424048rip puppy wuppy
>>21542406514 and a half
>>215424048rip**hugs**
>>215424048NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOAHWOAHWOAH
waiting in a big ass line to get my hair cut
I’m circumcised
From now on i will only wear graphic tees to consI will only wear polos on the daily
>>215424183Sovl
drinking covfefe
>>215424183Cigs in the shirt pocket is a level of /fa/ that has been lost in the U.S.
my Israel was a little small this morning. stinky but small.
They say people in your life are seasonsAnd anything that happen is for a reasonAnd niggas gun clapping and keep to squeezingAnd Gran' keep praying and keep believingIn Jesus, and one day that you see him'Til then, walk in his footsteps and try to be himThe devil is alive, I feel him breathin'Claiming money is the key, so keep on dreamin'And put them lottery tickets just to tease usMy Aunt Pam can't put them cigarettes downSo now my little cousin smokin' them cigarettes nowHis job try to claim that he too niggerish nowIs it 'cause his skin blacker than licorice now?I can't figure it out, I'm sick of it nowUgh, and I heard 'em say (ooh)Nothing's ever promised tomorrow todayAnd I heard 'em sayNothing's ever promised tomorrow today (nothing's ever promised tomorrow today)But we'll a find a wayAnd nothing last forever, but be honest, babeIt hurts, but it may be the only way
>>215424183He's still gonna call you tiko
https://youtu.be/tAhK0oyC-4o
Looksmax is down so I'm back on /cum/ to see what you fat recessed uggos are doing.
How do I stop myself from killing myself?
just posted on reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XIOieLux1o
lol
>>215423458>>215423391there will be an anonymous survey after the group project to make sure everyone did their part, and the prof did not want to group me with the sports bros because they'll pile the work onto me, and she'd have to fail them lole
>>215424611may allah grant you many upvotes
>>215423327>get randomly assigned to a group project with girls>they visibly avoid looking at me and I have to sit there in complete humiliation
>>215424632Ideal group is a mix of midwit men and women with an international student (Chinese) tryhard
>>215424700Kek, was this high school or college?
>>215424764High school. I did engineering in college so there were like 2 girls in a class at most.
I'm a non-trad student and my professor is the only one that knows I'm 29. She glares daggers at me when I chat up the girl that sits next to me. I'm just being friendly!!!
>>215424804good for you t. just started at 26
>>215424804she's just jealous
>>215424804she knows you suck cocks in the locker room
>>215424782I remember one time in grade 12 English class I was assigned to an all girl group with a giga-stacy and her 2 minions who were best friends. The book was some short story feminist slop about sex/rape and I had to talk about it with them. Teacher was definitely fucking with me.
I heightmogged my professor the other day
>>215424907What if tomorrow he's taller than you?
>dog died 2 years ago>he was literally my best friend>still feels like someone physically removed a piece of my soul and I have this void in me>can't get another dog because it just feels like I'm replacing him
>>215424846thank you, brother. i hope you do well in your classes. it's never too late to do something new.>>215424852she's not far from me in age and the thought has crossed my mind. i've done nothing wrong thoughbeit
Pretty happy on how the Broncos won ngl senpai
>>215424962
My back hurts Walking around helps though
My collar’s blue, but my neck is red. Been working a like a dog just to keep my family fed.
Making BBQ Burgers for lunch
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Like_ChopinDo you like white music? Are you a nazi? Why not?
You could be the one eating this good, but you’re not. You’re the one who’s jealous of me.
>>215425070amen
>>215425137looks good
>>215425137>Chinese food before 11am + Mac n' CheesePeculiar
ma'am are you a prostitute
>>215425137>zucchini
>>215424926i am very sorry for your loss anon
>you need to creampie a woman if you wish to start a familyWTF
I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries
Why are jasonkin like this?
>>215425081i'm skipping lunch today
>>215425217retard
Love it https://youtu.be/AlYkGEQHpQU?si=sV-B1Ep1dCum7p3N
Never posting in /brit/ ever again
>>215425346why
>>215425346Good, don’t post here either faggot
>>215425360gingerpedo has been spamming CP for the last 2 days
>>215425137You could use a little more plate real estate
>>215425346You're not welcome here
Took an ibuprofen
>>215425360Posting cp again
Hopped out of the bed, turn my swag on. Took a look in the mirror, said what’s up, yeeeah, I’m getting money.
>>215425346you can stay here as long as you'd like
I think I'm sick
>>215425220Zoomers are the first generation to be readily exposed to porn from cradle to grave, I think that's why they filter everything through a porn mindset like this.
>>215425477Whenever the weather rapidly changes I get sick. Such cases
>Zoomers are the first generation to be readily exposed to porn from cradle to grave, I think that's why they filter everything through a porn mindset like this.
>>215425555Gen X getting left behind again
there are plenty of millennials who have also spent their whole lives online
>>215425384Why is he like this
>>215425592The difference is that zoomers are basically forced to, millennials did it just for fun
>Boomers like zoomersWhat is this cope? Boomers think anyone under 50 deserves to suffer for not pulling up their bootstraps to stop eating avocado
As we all know there was zero porn on the internet before the year 2000
>>215424048rip my dog nigga
Got some pecan pie after lunch
The real alliance is the Xoomer and Zoomer (both would be pronounced the same) vs the Millennial (Yoomer)
>>215425632>porn on porn sites or porn forums vs porn on every single social media platform=/=
cucklinneial unc crashout
The wider internet is fucked once Gen Alpha starts getting older
>>215425642>lunchnigga it's 11:17
>>215425667>he doesn’t remember the porn popup ads or the porn spam or the genuine CP spam that was commonplace This lil bro here isn’t even old enough to remember the millennial internet he’s talking about The internet you’re talking about was used by almost nobody and the people who did use it were Gen X
Lyin' Chuck Schumer
I keep getting these videos of Indian debate classes in English on my Instagram feed. Why do they always scream with their high-pitched grating voices? It hurts to listen to them.
just paid the rent and utilities FUCK >>215425599he was molested as a child and doesn't get enough attention when he pretends to read books. Algorithms and the dopamine hit of acknowledgment on an anonymous forum encourages people to say or post the most shocking and attention grabbing things.
This reminds me of the classic cucklennial unc crashout about quirk chungus
>>215425683Oldest Gen A's are already 14 or 15 depending on the cutoff, it's already over...
I owe 2 grand to my ex landlord
>>215425719Blud thinks a Newgrounds porn ad in 2002 is the same as having millions of social media accounts directing users to porn sites :skull:
Every single website redirected to porn and the internet was poorly moderated so porn spam would never get removed
There's never good news anymore Every time I open the news, something terrible or catastrophically stupid is a top headline
Finally watched Chungking ExpressIt was okay. Why do people overhype some movies?
>>215425693I woke up at 5:30 and have been working since 6:00
>>215425825Bad news generates more clicks and interaction
>>215425834>foreign movie good!Film snobs always overrate foreign movies
Small tits are like refugees. Nobody really wants them but they’re there.
>>215425861Small tits look good on PAWGs
>>215425834>Why do people overhype some movies?Redditor type mentality
Posting AI slop should be against the rules
>>215425869That's the sausages freed
>>215425837what do you do?
>Posting AI slop should be against the rules
>>215425825>articles are just the headlines>little to no long form journalism>journalists are obsessed with being the news themselves or injecting their opinion into things instead of objectivityRead a newspaper from 100 years ago and it's crazy how bad they mog ours, even at that time the papers were considered populist garbage too
>>215425929I’m a professor
when i finish my coffee i'm gonna take a nap
>>215425974field?
Poop stinks
>>215425995It’s a humanities field, but I want to protect my anonymity so I’m not giving any more details.
>>215425995Transwoman’s Studies I’m trans btw
>>215425933>>215425982Bodied that anon
Bill "I hate billionaires but blood money is okay" Burr
>>215426057do you like your job?
>>215425995Dr of pussy eatin
>>215425982I look like this
>>215426082Bill "I hate nu-Star Wars but then guest starred in nu-Star Wars" Burr
Would you kill 100,000 Palestinians for $10,000,000,000,000?I would.
>>215426082how is it blood money? stop being so dramatic
>>215426164nah. my life is comfy af just barely scraping by and the idea of someday having a middle class life motivates me to get me out of the door. Give me a billion and I'd be dead in a year
>>215426183Saudi Arabia actively funds terrorist movements around the Middle East and the terrorists who crashed the plane during 9/11 were proven members of the Saudi version of the fbi.....
>>215426223>Saudi Arabia actively funds terrorist movements around the Middle EastSo does America
>>215426205You’re not greedy enough to want to try to turn that into $100,000,000,000?I think I would start by buying an NFL team and building a stadium
>>215426099Yes, it's very rewarding. I do a lot of interesting research, get paid extra for being a polyglot, and I don't have that many students I hate. How about you? What's your job?
>>215425834Because the aesthetic is so distinct and drawing at this point in time. The story, acting and production are all separate here. There are a lot of such films.
If I had 1 billion dollars I would gift all my exes a million buxx.
>>215426223There was literally a palace coup where the old administration was purged by the Mohammed bin Salman
>>215426244Anybody who's ever said this unironically can't produce one source corroborating a legitimate link
>>215426164Yes, and then I'd use that money to destroy Israel and give it all back to the remaining Palestinians.
>>215426285They would sue you to get more
AOL officially shuts down their original internet dialup service today. 1991-2025
>>215423279
>>215426294The US sends Israel $4 billion every year, $10 billion is nothing when you’re talking about military budget
>>215426302If I had a billion dollars I’d keep it running
>>215426291>Saar a new brown guy overthrew the old brown guy so now the government is based. And how that worked out for the Middle East over the last hundred years?
>>215426293
>>215426164Yes, then use that money to nuke the entire Middle East and keep the remaining $9,900,000,000,000 to invest in America
the government has fallenmillions must stay home and play video games on their couch while eating pizza and nachos
Just ordered the lady a silk blouse from Acne Studios as a birthday gift. I better get a HUGE handjob after this.
>>215426344>Muh chatgpt Chatgpt also says trans women are real women if you ask it
>>215426383Acne studios?What kind of name for a company is this?
>>215426340Yes a new government that doesn’t follow the policy of the old government can be different Iran is the new state sponsor of global terrorism and you know this but you’re a contrarian retard Wahhabism was killed off too
happy 4chan day!!1! I've spent 13 years on this shithole!!
today is a good day to kys
>trying to watch my daily youtube slop>suddenly get an error>YOUR AGE IS NOT VERIFIED WE NEED TO VERIFY THAT YOU'RE OVER 18!!!!!!!!>>my youtube/gmail account is like 15 years old at this point so it doesn't even make sense>go in to account settings on google>wants me to take a self, give them my credit card or license>look up generic picture of a 40 year old man>take picture of it>instantly verifies my age with no review or processing of the selfieThis seems suspicious they're clearly not analyzing the photos they just want to store them for some reason, I looked it up and this has been happening to a lot of people lately, what are they planning?
>>215426388Jason thinks this is true though
>>215426261customer support
>>215426420It is a Swedish brand.
>>215426426>13 years means you started posting in 2012Unfathomably NewfagishI’ve been here for almost 18 years….There are posters who weren’t even alive when I made my first post….
Damn even /cum/ has Saudijeet shills, how can I get paid to praise MBS?
>>215426448ID control
>>215426331That is't ten billion, it's ten trillion. That'd make my soverign wealth the biggest in the world by almost thirty over the next biggest. I'd be able to dwarf US aide to Israel with the interest alone, my interest will be enough to inflate the USD to nearly uselessness.
>>215426494Misread the anons post…I think I’d probably take over Israel and Palestine myself and declare myself king
America is literally enabling a genocide in Gaza. America is not morally superior to any country
>When founded in 1996, the label derived its name from the creative collective ACNE; initially an acronym for Associated Computer Nerd Enterprises and later a backronym of Ambition to Create Novel Expressions.
>>215426533We're morally superior to Russia
>>215426533I don't really care what happens to brownoids, though we shouldn't be paying for it
Israel and Trump will hand control of Gaza to MBS
>>215426528That'd be fair. Personally I'd probably use that to become king of Lebanon, because Lebanese bitches are the hottest in the world.
>>215426582my ball sack
>>215426164i wouldn't
neighbor is definitely a whore desu
>>215426603Book a session with her
Is it true that black people invented the computer and the airplane?
>>215426566Russia isn't committing any genocides and their war has had relatively very few civilian casualties
>>215423862sort of true, but only because nyc is a fashion and entertainment hub so lots of pretty women flock there, while sf is really just tech. left is probably broke and right probably makes $300k+.
>>215426686Wrong
>>215426164Maybe, but I'd press a button to kill jews for free.
You see a button in front of youPressing it kills a random member of a Semitic ethnic group and adds $10 into your bank accountHow many times do you press it?
>>2154267880
>>215426788I would not press that button a single time!
>>215426788what if you accidentally killed the second coming of jesus
You can’t handle my pizza spicy tuna
That one At The Drive In album really is fucking amazing. I can't unironically ironically listen to mid 2000s mallcore emo shit anymore because nobody could do it better than the original.
>>215426788I’d press it until I couldn’t press anymore
>>215426828The second coming of Jesus will be an Inuit
wtf do young people do nowadays? i see them out at 12 in the morning.
you guys have any tips on learning guitar from scratch?
>>215426830TSD
Really happy for the first time since may 18th 2025 because the Quebec girl added me on discord.
This billboard is still up near my house. Have you seen any of these "JewBelong" billboards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHL4oqIitZk
getting high as shit
How do I accept the unfairness of the world? I have relatives working construction for 15-20 an hour and i’ve made $20k this past month doing nothing, more including my wfh job.
>>215427115give back to the community, gift us some 4chan passes
E = MC^2 + AI
I have 1,3 k in my checkings account, 2k in a broker on meme pennystocks 90 bucks balance on the online casino and 8 bucks the national lottery account
>>215427239I have sex with your mother
>>215427239still more than me
and he has sex with my mom
>>215426533>America is not morally superior to any countrySo you just admitted Israel is morally superior or equal to America. Checkmate.
business idea: sepuku
>>215426788I have less than 1% Ashkenazi Jewish ancestory, am I at risk?
>>215427346Imbecile
>>215427265you homeless?
>>215427285Nope!!Probably because I live in Germany hahaRegard
>>215427375Silence Isra-hell praiser
I'd headbutt a woman for looking at me wrong
>>215427388Nope just a rentcuck.
>>215427458No you wouldn't
>>215427458You should be a refugee in Europe, you'd fit right in!
The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000
whyd terry kys himself
>>215427529How does this make America great?
>>215427529Canada lost 66,000 jobs in August.
>>215427534Why your location saying you at a hotelIt keep movingFaceTime me
America?More like, Crazy Town.
>>215427239$0 in checking$0 in savings
>>215427588I hope they find them!
they're in my pants
>>215427239>>215427265More than like 50% of Americans in fact since so many people are in debt
>>215423327>>Group project annoucedThos happens at my job. They paired me with a foid. The humiliation never ends
>>215427588I lost my job on may 20th 2025 for getting assaulted outside of the workplace by a 2 week new hire schizo woman beater immigrant poopieskin
I don't hate them. I hate the people who thought mass importing dalits would be a good idea.
I had to let myself hit rock bottom for the insane comeback story
>>215427666why
>>215427614We also lost 41,000 jobs the month before that and our unemployment rate is now 7.1%, the highest it's been since 2016 *excluding the holocough)
In suburban Canada, the girl next door for most young men is more likely to be Asian than white.
>>215427686europeans who use bidets also think non-bidet users are nasty
>>215427735If you include pajeets in that Asian, sure
cant stop shitting
Umbria > lazio >>> piemonte > puglia > sicilia > toscana > emilia >>>>>> liguria > calabria > friuli > molise> basilicata > camp*nia >>>>> lombardia > trentino >>>>>>>>>> veneto
>>215427749i wash my booty hole in the tub
>>215427749>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>215425220>creampiePornbrain term
>>215427765i stopped caring for pokemon in gen 3
>>215427735nice tummy but the rest does absolutely nothing for me
>>215427765You forgot Sardinia
i hate brown nipples
>>215427735woah look at those tits
>>215427697The old man said if you can't work peacefully with the 2 week new hire schizo I'm gone.I got fired.Its okay.2025 was a roller coaster
>>215427847very disrespectful
why do white people think only they can sun burn? I’m a tan mestizo and I always sun burn
wondering how the hell i ended up living in webster, new york
>>215427885You are a whitoid
>>215427874no why did you get beat up
>>215427889I thought the same when I was in Omaha Nebraska in 2013.
>>215427885Mostly because non-Whites always act like that
>>215427889nature preserves near the lake look nice
I just wanna abuse my parents
>>215427922evil post
Superior citizen, Comrade Chekist, please lend me a cigarette
>>215427829Why only canadians answer me and not fucking usians? Are they afraid of me esse?
>>215427903I didn't get beat up.I got bitch slapped and my left eye went blind for 40 seconds.That's really it.His fat poopieskin friend showed up 2 mins later out of no where and I ran away because they want to kill me. I ran to the nearest store for protection and they camped out there for an hour. Then my friend came and walked me out.
>>215427922Not very hiếu of you
>>215427899>>215427913being 1/2 european doesn’t guarantee that you’ll sunburn tho, just look at all the mullatos in America they never sunburn
getting strange pimples on my body lately. possibly related to the fact i've been air drying my clothes on a clothesline like a thirdie since my dryer broke
Man i’d stab a usian who doesn’t answer me online
>>215427922Sinister Ahh post
>>215427966We've got like 3 Amerimutts who LARP as Italians, you'll fit right in here, just wait for them.
>>215427969but why though
>>215427986Light skin mullattos do sunburnt. knower
>>215428014So apparently under the enlighened rule of elonium you have to work 92 hours per week. Is this true?
>>215427922This is the type of post they show on the news before something bad happens
Howuch is the work week in usa private enterprises?
>>215428014Idk why.He's stupid.He beat up his gf one month and one week later after I got assaulted.
>>215428117no one gets beat up for no reason
we need to kick out indian
>>21542810240 hours per weekStandard lunch is 45 minutes to an hour plus two 15 minute breaks
Been applying to new jobs but the two interviews I had went nowhere…..I’m stuck making $80,000….I’ll never pass $100,000….
>>215428214
can successful people stop posting please
>>215428214I'm a US citizen. nothing can change that
what was your undergrad in
>>215424048RIP
>>215428386being a US citizen and it paper is meaningless, one is from the states if you’re WASP with a minority of blacks and hispanics throughout the south. Everyone else is a foreigner new immigrant
I’m NOT a US citizen, я pyccкий!
>I want to sleep in>I want to sleep in>I want to sleep in>try to ignore loud street outside and a truck fucking honking and parking right outside for some reason>UUUUUUUUGH FUCK what time is it?>8:30 AM
>>215428375It makes sense that autists here are either high-earners with no social life or Jason type neets with very little inbetween
>>215428439it actually has a lot of meaning, it means i can't be deported
Everyone is holding posts for the new :/
>>215428386As an established American jeet what's your opinion on the new fobjeets swarming the world?
Early new >>215428554
>>215428488it’s why Groypers will rise to power, change the law, and deport you if we were to travel back to the 1800s the only people that resided in America were WASPs with a minority of Hispanics, Blacks, and Chinese spread throughout the south, south west, and California
>>215428547doing all that just to get 0 (you)s in the new
don’t worry guys I’ll finish this thread again…..
>>215428293We get 30 minute unpaid lunches
