late night greggs edition
Rest in peace Joshua Allen. He was only 36 and already making waves in show business. That’s no age.
>>215425775how are greggs doughnuts?
>>215425775Is that the Newcastle one, I've been but I don't remember it that well
>>215425838who?
WE ARE SCREAAAAAMINGSCREAMINGFORVENGEANCETHE WORLD IS A MANACLED PLACE
Mad how security everywhere is black nowGo into Tescohen and there's some 5'6" fresh off the boat lad hanging about to make sure I don't nick any crisps
Down on the corner, out in the streetWilly and the Poor Boys are playin'Bring a nickel, tap your feet
right, time for a half-time orange
Brit, 23, faces death penalty after trying to 'smuggle 9kg of meth out of Thailand.'George Wilson, from High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, claims he was given the suitcase by another Brit named 'Snoopy' and paid £460.He attended Hurst Lodge School in Surrey, one of the most prestigious private schools in the country charging up to £22,000 per term
>>215425889Yep, bouncers, security guards, match-day stewards, all blackies
>>215425889They're called urban scarecrows because their only job is to stand around and look intimidating but can't actually do anything The one near me is an old Indian fella
Might drink tonight because I'm working from home tomorrowNot sure if this is a habit I should get into though
DO NOT google Hollie RidleyI'm warning you
>>215425838good riddance
>>215425910what a stupid cunt, honesty have zero sympathy for drug smugglers, especially the ones stupid enough to do it in asia
Gingerpaedo needs to be incinerated.
>>215425910rorke and the crew
>>215425838are you irish diaspora?
Diego: BBC Radio 4 Mousey: BBC 6 Music Spaino: Paedophile Nonce Radio
mad how there's blokes out there who can actually get unbelievably fit birdsjust don't even bother looking at fit women cos what's the point
my toil clocked on to people doing sod all and started monthly monitoring to go through what you’ve done each month and if it’s enough, if it’s not enough you get the PIP
>>215425959nobody except you knows or cares who this is dtfic, keep it on /cum/ would ya?
>>215425910silly toff>>215425963lmao land of midgets
Might become a racism enabler
Corr would fucking love to get the PIP phwoar
>>215425969nobody listens to radio
>>215425963>>215425910tarquin will just phone his dead and he'll get a couple of months tops
schoolgirl outside with tights on
>>215426009i do
>>215426009Radio listening figures are going up actually so this incel shut-in opinion of yours is flatly incorrect
>>215425979i have a feeling this may be where my toilberg is going... I literally haven't done a proper day's work in 6 years and this was my first job out of uni so I have zero point zero work ethic
>>215426009Yeah they do.
>>215426031sent rorke flying
>>215426026wtf same
>>215425811He hated you lot yet is beloved by /int/. Curious!
>>215426031>ageing millenial dillusionok granddad
rorkeSPORT
>>215425910Faustian spirit
>>215426079Miss are Shahar every day. Hope he’s been busy murdering Hamas scum
caustic SODAAAAAA
Right then, lads. Gay sex. Need it or keep it?
what radio station does Leftypol listen to
>>215426088>millennial>granddadactual toddler
>>215426079Yeah but it was funny. It also wasn't really spam, it was just one or two posts a day
>>215426088So rattled you risked a word you clearly don't know how to spell. And it didn't work out did it?
>>215425910never point at the drugs, they can't put you in prison if you don't point
>>215426135heart
>>215426088lmfao what thick cunt you are
>>215426135LBC
>>215426135BBC asia
>>215426150chat is this real?
>>2154261356 Music
>ageing>millenial>dillusion
>>215425910scrneing
i'm smarder than the lot of you
What if life is all about preparing to fight the angels once you die but they are super strong and kill most people again instantly
Sad to say an actual Jew (a member of the Yid Army) plagues this thread with his idiocy
>>215426009I listen to a lot of radio. I usually listen to radio 2. probably 20+ hours per week.
>>215426135kerrang
>>215426215>>215425910never trust a bloke called snoopy
That bit in Outnumbered where Moneypenny offers Karen a cookie and she says "in England we call them biscuits"
>>215425910Retarded cunt. Several brazilians were executed in SEA for trying to smuggle drugs there, even after our government cried and pleaded for forgiveness. Peak third world moment right there.
Had an absolutely terrifying dream that my gf was a worm and a massive parrot with a very sharp beak picked her up and killed then ate her last night. Wasn’t very nice, heard the life leave her when it bit down. I smashed the birds head in afterwards. Then I woke up straight after and told her about it, got some good cuddles in
find no enjoyment from life
Must be someone out there called Gill Bates
>>215426110hope they killed him
>>215426215why are they making him point at it
Want to watch the film 'Gay Niggers From Outer Space' but scared to search for it
>>215426284that pathetic worm is lucky to have you
>>215426251do you miss Ziedbelg?
if bill gate dropped a £20 pound note
>>215426271>Several brazilians were executed in SEA for trying to smuggle drugs there, even after our government cried and pleaded for forgiveness. Peak third world moment right there.This bloke will serve a few years and be out, if that. Brazilians aren't "rich Westerners" to Thai's, so they have less value. Sounds crazy to say but it's just how it is
Really, really don't like the you know whos
>>215426135James O'Brien on LBC. He definitely doesn't listen to that tory Nick Ferrari though
>>215426284mad how all the parakeets turned up again right as i read this postdont know whos co ordinated that but there we go
>>215426354https://www.cineby.app/movie/33380
>>215425910I always wonder why these fools go through with it. If some random gave me 460 quid and 9kg of meth id rip him off with the doublecross and leave Thailand over land. Skip over the China, bullet train to Shanghai then fly into Australia or New Zealand to sell the meth.
Thai prison looks gromfy
Crazy and hot religious girl I know has been radicalised by Charlie Kirk's assassination lads, she's gone full "far right" lol
who shredded this wheat?
>>215426418you type like my manager at work, you just gave me the ick
>>215426327Alri Mohammed
downloading TempleOS
>>215426473i want them dead too
>>215426428jay
wish we could post emojis here
>>215426491and what have you achieved
>>215426444you can pay bribes for a private cell. all the drugs and ladyboys you could dream of with prison officers standing guard. i could do 10 years in a thai prison standings on my head. easy time.
Popeyes Genocide. All Popeyes staff and all those complicit in Popeyes regime of Spicy Chicken eradicated, sterilised, destroyed. Put them in camps and gas them. Anyone calling for anything other than Popeyes mass-murder lumped in with their scabrous number. Fuck Popeyes and Fuck all those who eat there.
>>215426444that must fucking REEK of sweaty brown bollocks
>>215426514dogshit spaki zinger
>>215426477I remember Terry's videos when it was still called LoseThos and finding the video and man behind it so fascinating Then I didn't hear about him again until he died At least his legacy lives on over in /g/
>>215426514just stop posting man
>>215426428you think you’re getting into Australia with 9kg of meth undetected lol
>>215426505You felt personally attacked by a midget being posted did you, Yiddo?
>>215426477
>>215426537yeah. ive got passports and i know a fella who works security at Sydney airport
thought i was losing it but the singing woman voice i could hear was actually real
>>215426542I presented you with a question as your post was obviously an attempt to make fun of the man, ironically he’d probably look down on you
right now my bathroom sink is blocked because of kfc i barfed into the sink this morning and there is an unwashed fleshlight i spunked into 3 days ago on the counterwho else runt life?
covid is back
>>215426444how do they wank?
>>215426620better get vaxxed mate
>>215426620erm.. it never went away rorke
*taps mic*Popeye's Genocide...*audience groans*
get them gone
who has been vaxxed the most here? i got 4 myself
>>215426620Diego will be delighted about this
>>215426620Lock us down daddy
>>215426444Bet they'd murder each other for a pack of cards
>>215426394I wouldn't be surprised if that happens considering no one respects brazilians. Still, that cunt deserves the axe for his stupidity. TOTAL DRUGGIES AND DRUGGIE ENABLERS DEATH!
>>215426668Had 4 as well. I got the AstraZeneca one quickly because i was working in the NHS and then got the three Pfizer ones after that
>>215426668
wish i could learn russian overnight and talk to russian people, they seem very interesting to me but unfortunately that will never happen
I wonder.. did the small boats continue to arrive during lockdown?
>>215426620Yeah got it now myself
>>215425910lol retard
>>215426620I blame employers for ending WFH
rorke having a cheeky look at the chinky women while walking past the nail bar
>>215426445Tell her to get a fucking clue
Never had a vaccine for Covid because why would I
>>215426734Me neither
>>215426620mumberg has had another booster
read about a thai massage where you lie down and they oil you up then two girls rub their feet over you from abovereckon i'd spunk in my towel after 3 minutes if that was happening to me
Imogen Gay Poots
>>215426734DON'T TEK DI VACCINE
>>215426726they're all 60 years old though
>>215426764she'll be dead in a monthget her affairs in order
fucking hell it was 5 years agohalf a fucking decade
>>215426789she's not having any affairs she loves dadberg
the general is genuinely an evil incel lair no surprise cp is being posted everyday now
>>215426790it’s back mate
>>215426790Yeah and a decade was ten years ago absolutely mental
>>215426764a hot beef injection from a jungle bbc?
>>215426790someone who was 11 during it is now old enough to vote
>>215426800Erm whats that now?
here we go, starmer is going to tell us we need to lock back down to stop the spread, the English are getting a bit too boisterous for his liking
>>215426817kill yourself
>>215426825get them shagged
ruby granger bumwank
>>215426817screa,
It was real, all of it.
well, rorke?
I feel so much better and happier when it get gets cold and rainy
>>215426831this general*extremely grim place
>>215426825old enough to shag too
*pops the heating on*
I'M NOT TAKING IT ANYMORE STARMER AAAAASRRRGGHHHHHGG*jumps out the window*
Rorke simply cannot refute this
>>215426851Stops the salt monster from coming in through the window and bumming you senseless
>>215426851If the Daily Mail stopped existing, the world would be a better place
Doing some awful beer shits this morning. I wonder if Emma has ever had the beer shits.
pissing out me bleeding arse
>>215426904immigrants are also around due to capitalist greed
>>215426904Don't care, don't want them
>>215426775
>>215426904true, but i still want them gone though
>>215426951cor
>>215426904Reckon I could put up with all that if there were no foreigners
stormberg at the weekend
>>215426904ah yes pretending you can't be anti-capitalist and anti-migrant at the same timeleftypol loves this
>>215426904yeah but it would be better without them here wouldn't it
>>215426904She's right. The rich are getting richer, and we're all getting screwed overNot that long ago the richest person in the world was worth about $100 billion. Now the richest person, which I think is Musk, is worth about $450 billion, last time I checked.Life is getting less affordable for ordinary people. Brown people are not to blame for this. The rich are to blame.
>>215426963not where i amunfortunately would love a nice storm
The migrant wants your cookie, rorke
>>215426946and leftypol, like the useful idiot he is, will defend them no matter what
>>215426989give orangegive me orange
>>215426985cheeky 60mph winds here friday night into saturdayshall be on the brit getting steaming and maybe wanking
>>215426904i just dont like them, simple as
>>215426698If you want to learn Russian the best thing you can do is start now, because if you do start you'll be kicking yourself for not starting when you first had the idea
>>215426980>Brown people are not to blame for this.so? they have been inflicted upon us like all of the other complaints you and that woman have, they're a symptom
Do I want big companies fucking me over at every turn? No Do I want millions of raping third worlders hanging around on every street corner? No Do I want piles? NoNone of these things have anything to do with eachother
reckon ill pick up some takeout. any suggestions?
>>215426980>Elon Musk's net worth in 2019 was approximately $24.6 billionsomething isn't right
(@)(@). .) . (. ( Y )
the wog hatchery apartments blocs aren't being constructed in my neighborhood to house elon musk
ate an entire bag of chocolate chips from mumberg's baking supplies
>>215427043jellied eel and a pork pie
>>215427043jaffas in Clitheroe. get a gyro in a box. its 15 quid but well worth it.
>>215427035the first leads to the second which leads to the third
>>215427072why
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me"
very attracted to redheads but wouldn't want to risk having kids with one, like if i had a ginger daughter then that's fine, but a ginger son? poor prick never stood a chance
>>215427056ffs now i have to wank
cor the whole video to this is spaff gold
Off to toil ladsIm a bus driver Quite comfy job, can put music on, no coworker interaction, no boss, just drive my route and be nice to passengers and say hi Problem is if I’m tired, hard to drive a big bus on only a little sleep, have to drink extra energy drinks
>>215427072mumberg will not be pleased with this
>>215427121i will be breeding with a ginger girl
>>215427117screem
>>215427117this feels racist
>>215427121 yeah i'd hate for my kids to turn out like the greatest english cricketer of all time or a literal prince of england
>>215427121bloody rangas mate
>>215427124Was it a DSP situation?
>>215427121You can guarantee a daughter by drinking more milk a few days before you spaff
>>215427121I'm a ginger man and I make a lot of money and have plenty of sex
Americans say herb like urb and poem like pome
is pornhub downhow am i gonna get my goonsesh in
>>215427032I don't care if someone is brown or white or whatever. I don't object to Rishi because he's brown, for example. I object to him because he's a rich Tory cunt>>215427053Tesla became a meme stock and now it's overvalued
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0oFPPEC33Q
>>215427180yeah, plenty of sex with men
>>215427193don't know mate, pornhub's banned here x
>>215427165not like prince harry did anything to deserve his station
ginger girls are the best there is. I’d choose them over anything else. Shagged maybe 5-10 different ones
Never used pornhub since they banned amateur porn. They've lost themselves a customer that day
>>215427030that's not really the point, im not going to invest 5 years of my life to talk to a dozen strangers. that's silly it would be cool to do something but the time investment isnt worth it. that's what im getting at
>>215427180alri ed sheeran
>>215426946And how do you go from that to hating them?
>>215427193all porn is down here we're banned from gooning
>>215427208he fought for our country
>>215427227any sites i use have been fine and i'm not on a vpn
is that.... a great chune that's been posted? haven't seen this in weeks
>>215427185hey cody, pass me the arugula and scallions
Is is David Bowie or David Bawie?
>>215427199>I don't care if someone is brown or white or whatever.so? I don't care that you don't care>>215427226>And how do you go from that to hating them?you don't? they're hated because they're disgusting
>>215427207>>215427227horrifying
>>215427124well come on then lad
>>215427250Bow like bow tie
lads have you ever had a severe panic attack that you've been hospitalised for, or at least had the ambulance come to your house over it?
Might take the girlies to Bora Bora
Lads should I?
>>215427227They're trying to make you breed mate. Quit spilling your seed alone, it's time to make a dozen babies like it's the industrial revolution.
>>215427281I went to A&E from toil once for a panic attack lol
>>215427281Nah xx
>>215427281no but ive had two of them and they both sucked bollocks
>>215427281no x
>>215427290mental how americans have to pay for this
>>215427290how much you paying for that?
>>215427296did this too but it turned out i was just really hungover
>>215427235the jews and his tarq mates* and he would’ve been prince anyway
>>215427281If by panic attack you mean a 48 drunken wank sesh, then yes
>>215427281No, I trust in the Lord
>>215427291I await a state mandated gf then
Pronouncing Bjork correctly in front of the art hoes and getting insta slops from them
I had an entire day of mind melting panic attacks in bed once, was substance induced from the night out before
lads are british people really not allowed to fully open their windows
>>215427349unc still living in 2002
Atheists call the doctor when they get scared or feel a strong emotion
I'm going after Big Chicken. One man army.
rorke laying an egg
The guy from panic attack is banksy
got dry feet
might get steaming and get the stardew valley on
>>215427372Bjork is back. She's in the rotation
>>215427281Ye had a panic attack randomly while at the shops and ended up collapsing and being taken to hospitalEnded up going on anti anxiety and beta blockers for a bit and I developed agoraphobia because I was terrified of going out and having it happen againWas about 7 years ago now, still kind of worry about having another one but I'm off the medication and back outside causing trouble x
Rorke defending Popeye's Famous Louisiana Chicken online
wanked for 367 hours so far this year
any rlc man in
>>215427439were you still able to get hard and do wanks when on the meds?
>>215427439Are you bent?
>>215427465What a super gay question
>>215427439are you also fat and in the mafia
>>215427363A lot of windows have built in locks so they don't open all the way, but there's a little button you can press as you open it and lets it open fully
Get the incels and femcels arranged married. What could possibly go wrong?
2 months since my mate was found not guilty in his rape trialClose call
Poofs. They are among us.
remember NFTs? What was all that about
i need an absolute BANGER FLICK for today. rare day off from my busy schedule x
>>215427501femcels aren't real. femcels have still had multiple sexual partners
>>215427511>my matewell done beating the charges i guess
>>215427439what happened to your job. do you work now?
Real Louisiana Style Rape Trial of my Gut Biome
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you."
bum tit tit bum tit tit, play the hairy banjo
off homeworking day 1 finished
>>215427493why even have the locks in the first place. even if you say its for safety reasons that still makes 0 sense
All we are /brit/ are saying is give peace a chance
>>215427603woke mob
>>215427511imagine one night you get drunk, it's just the two of you left and he tells you he totally did it, wwyd?
saw a good JAV last night
>>215427363NoYou only see this on high-rise buildings
>>215427465Yes>>215427482bit of a beer bellydon't think im in the mafia though no>>215427553I was on leave for a bit but it took me almost 2 years to be able to go outside again so I ended up quittingDo work now though
bomb them all and let god sort them out*diego nods in the corner*
>>215427592That kitchen is nice as fuckBrits pay for this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzywcEgjlhwhow am i supposed to live knowing i will never have a beatnik gf?
So good seeing the term Boriswave become so widespread Boris Johnson will never live that downIt should become his legacy
>>215427631I'm not one to judge...
Reminder that /brit/ is a pro-Beatles general. We love our Paul. We love our George. We love our Ringo. John.
mad how rorke is a right wing chud but he wanks to overwatch futa porn
brit niggas scared to leave their house and can't open their windows fully. that's no life sort it out starmer
>>215427252>I don't care that you don't careYou obviously care about what I said, that's what you replied to it>they're hated because they're disgustingWhy do you think immigrants are disgusting?
What age is it no longer acceptable to drive a shit car?
drink piss?
>>215427663john = george > paul > ringo obviously
>>215427662yea but he's looking at you like this
>>215427635was it censored?
Parasite fish that swims up your penis
>>215427673>You obviously care about what I saidnope, see previous post>Why do you think immigrants are disgusting?cos they are
>>215427603Dunno but it's probably so children can't jump out of them
cant believe spaki was posting cp earlier
>>215427511#BelieveAllMen
>>215427694Ranking their alive status
>>215427694id accept thatalso my take on the solo works
this is all well and good but there’s some cracking football on tonight so let’s pause /brit/ until tomorrow shall we
simple rorkeposting is the best counter to sensiblecentristmong
Semen demon or smegma sprite?
>>215427702yeah
Ruben Amorim style hair piece with scalp friendly design and a breathable inner netting
>>215427651Yes we are taxed at source to fund this and any dissent results in our arrest
George Harrison the kind of nigha to say all things must pass then pass away. Prolific
>>215427702they all are
>>215427778Too big not even attractive
>>215427778grim not fit
migrate when ready de lads>>215423634>>215423634
CRASHBANGWALLOP WHAT A VIDEO
rorke preparing for nonstop nut novemberleftypol starting locktober
lets have 1 last good thread
>>215427867Rorke is HIGH energy
>>215427748What's the point then
praying to god and ending it with sincerely anon
right
>>215427897eternally yours anon
Nighty night you sick fucks
>>215427998>>215427998>>215427998
>>215427659he'd still be PM now if he gave the public what they asked forremembered as one of the greats
