Catberg edish
>>215434358name?
>>215434375name?
>>215434375
>>215434390Shan't say
>>215434407name?
Belgium flag clearly values his ‘reputation’ .. my brudda when this all ends you won’t even be a foot note in /brit/ lore. 190, mikey, Alan, Beto .. you a lightweight
why did she look like she was having fun
YOU GOING TO JAIL NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvGZpZjbC4E
>>215434402His name is Catberg>>215434407Based
Paul Gascoigne just died lads
my brother got a buzz cut and he looks like an ivan
in the sewer all alone
Kinda crazy that that basically 80-90% of the original Europe population was violently killed off in a single generation.
*entices you with my toes*
>>215434448Vaxx status?
>>215434420>190, mikey, Alan, Betodon't compare these nobodies with the belgian he changed the game forever
>>215434448I didn't even know he was sick
>>215434448on the pitch?
BOY HAS GOT A LONG WAY TO GOUNDERWATERSWIMMING THROUGH THE SEASONS OF COLDUNDERWATER
>>215434448>It's true
cor big veiny tits
Geowizard hasn't posted in a while
>>215434448>jane goodall>paul gascoignethey always come in threes, who's next?
>>215434448first jane goodall and now gazzacan't deal with this
>>215434470he isn’t even part of the game, a pretender amongst greats
>>215434463When
>>215434463when do you mean what are you referring to
I live in the Bailey Pageant caravan on 49 Dykebar Avenue. My name is Toby Cameron. I’m 35 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a " balanced"diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if the janitor bans me, I’ll drink a blue lucozade while changing my sim card. I have a "thousand" sim cards now. In the shower, I use a toothpaste lined orange peel cleanser, then a dissovled nettle body scrub. Then I apply a frozen-urine facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I "prepare" the rest of my routine. I always use urine with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then peter posts, then an anti-janitor meltdown followed by a final mouse post. There is an idea of a Toby Cameron. Some kind "of abstraction". But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though you can hide my mouse posts, and you can give me a (you), and maybe you can even sense "our" lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.https://youtu.be/CiUQx-YFODs
everyone mentions this belgium but i literally have no idea who that is
watching ted
>>215434500is this factoring in the civil war or not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfWeK2lbHQEget this down your ear pipes
watching Patton
>>215434532Roaring
>>215434429Who?
>>215434532
civil warsybil warwar against the bitch from inspector calls
>>215434534the only person left on /brit/ who is trying (and failing) to build a persona
>>215434543What you mean the one that Timmy and his black half brothers will fight in?
you see the BE flags posts anyways without reporting them
>>215434550Very good choice.
need putting in a sarco pod
>>215434532yowling
>>215434500it's gonna be way lower than that way quicker than that. NI was the only holdout and it's fucking night and day between now and how it was only 5 years ago.
>>215434568she did nothing wrong
>>215434587and those irish don't waste time in mixing
>>215434593Didn't ask about Lucy Letby lad
>>215434593none of them did anything wrong technically because it was all a dream
sarcosaurus pod
Remember the Sybian sex machine?
>>215434615I literally JUST said how they were the whitest part of the UK.
inspector gooleis actually a ghoulbravo priestley bravo
>>215434624it was real, he just climbed out the window
Thinking about the lad at school who gave himself a nickname to seem cool
Love our union.
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you."
>>215434658was he Belgian
>>215434654doing your gcse english literature are you lad
hollywood has given the perception that medieval battle was two sides of peasants running at each other into a PvP melee where physical prowess and speed are the only things that matter It wasn’t like that at all. You had lines and formations. You marched tightly packed with your comrades, and would try to poke gaps in the enemies shield wall. You advanced, retreated, switched out the front line with fresh legs. The vast majority of the killing came when one sides line broke, they couldn’t stand their ground, and were forced to retreat. Then the victorious side would chase them down with spears, arrows and calvary and pick them off.
all of the farm animals are blowing bubbles in water, with their noses
>>215434667why dont the welsh get uppity like scots doi like them and they have king arthur which is cool
>>215434669he's swimming in 3pm pussy
>>215434658Some bellend nicknamed me fatboy notslim in school and it stuck
Time to check RBRS
>>215434667scots voted for the union, when have wales or england ever done that? they clearly love the union more
macbeth was my favourite
a book about an inspector named inspector goolies and the twist is he goes around fondling tranny bollocks because his name is actually inspect-her-gooliesany potential for this?
>>215434715Sxreaminggggggggg
>>215434712kill yourself heatherpaedo
dem tell medem tell mewha dem want to tell me
every lad in my year at schools nickname was their mums name lol, was a different time
Slightly down but still a 39% increase since March
>>215434705>why dont the welsh get uppity like scots do Because they don't get treated poorly by Westminster.
>>215434733man inspector's whores
administering some vex clartenings x
Hello paedophiles
had a fun time playing fairgames i love being unemployed
>Some bellend nicknamed me fatboy notslim in school and it stuck
>>215434766you’ve left metadata in this image that exposes location btw
but why did she seem like she was enjoying it
>>215434800fucking a dog? yeah
>>215434778Evening mate. Missed some CP earlier today.
Holding hands like a couple of benders
>>215434766Frog
They say there’s no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Cuz they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously that’s not possible even with computers. But not only that, they’d have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin.
tell me about yourself anon
>>215434823Rather not see it thank you
The homo nats are in control of right wingism thanks to Peter Thiel and Jeff Giesea. They are fast passing Twinks and "Chads" to authority positions which is how you get the new TPUSA leader or Pete Hegseth. Even some of the new pro white exercise clubs are embracing the homoerotic aesthetic. Some of the pictures on their telegram photo shoots look straight up like a gay escort ad. The far right obsessed with men's looks, clothes, muscles etc is objectively gayer than the left.
>>215434862haha timmy's crush
>>215434862I don’t like fat birds luv, enjoy your night
I am the BEST chess player in the world
>>215434865Don't worry mate you're safe, got it tucked away up here *points to head*
>>215434880Just a game of pot luck
>>215434778hiya
>>215434862i uhh yeah you too bye *scurries out the back door*
>>215434895*Blows your head smoove off*
>>215434862I know it's bent but I looked right at her tits
Rate my monthly billsMortgage 739Council tax 177Car 190Broadband 45Gas/electric 114Phone 10Amazon 8.99Spotify 10.99Water 58Total, £1356
>>215434901Not if you are 145 IQ like me
>>215434872scromitting
>>215434923no
Genuinely blew my chance with a beautiful goth woman in my younger days and I regret it every day
shoving a niggers head into a bucket of dry ice then smashing him into a million pieces with a sledgehammer
garyeats has a new channel lads
got an inkling that the 'p keeps getting mentioned by the same cunt because he wants it posted again
>>215434923shan't
>>215434933Please
Rate my monthly billsPetrol £100Car insurance £34Food shop £125 ish
>>215434951Go see what your wife Pang Pang is doing, Timmy
>>215434951
>>215434925Just get the castle to the other side, piece of piss Screwball Scramble now that's a hard game
>>215434923you’re a good consumer lad, wedged right into that system
>>215434955Well yeah he's obvs fishing for it
>>215434969snapped that timmy's ankles
Gary eats I support Your Relationshipwith Danny from rate my Takeaway.. !!gay Sex arse !!
>>215434951grow up
Rate my monthly bills[big list of onlyfans and twitch streamers]
give me £203 and I will provide services to you if allowed
hate myself and life itself. hate the world. hate it all
we are replacing you and your women are aiding that
>>215434869Warren Balogh talks about this.
>>215434962you spend 125 quid a MONTH on food? What the fuck are you eating like a squirrel
whats going on with that german amadeus song
pushing a nigger into a bread miller then selling the resulting niggerbread to his unaware niggerfamily
>>215434923>Car 190>Phone 10>Amazon 8.99>Spotify 10.99ZOGGED
>>215435012not into that
thought that was p for a second
>>215435012is this true
>>215435040grow up
In 2008 there was a goth girl that shadowed me in college. An actual goth too, not these modern peng goths. She was skinny with small chebs, long greasy hair, self harm scars on her arms, wore a fedora, drew torture porn. I never really spoke to her but she would sit next to me and play with my hair or whatever while I was chatting with my mates or whatever.Kind of wish I paid her more attention. I bet she grew up to be a solid 7 at least
>>215435033I have an irrational hatred of that song for some reason
>>215434526>>215434523Europe was filled with people with darker features during what we call the Neolithic Age and Copper Age. From the archeology findings, we gather these people were matriarchal; they worshiped fertility goddesses; they used copper pots and tools; they were farmers. These would have been the first people to move into anything above Alps (everything above the Alps was basically covered in ice until about 20,000 years ago). These were the people that built Stonehenge. Also, some of them lived in giant complexes (some of these giant buildings held 20,000, which would make it the world's largest "city" at the time)Starting around 5,000-4,000 BC, for reasons we do not know, a people group with lighter features began migrating from central Asia. These people were patriarchal, they hoarded gold (50%+ of all gold discovered dating to before 500 BC was found in just 1 grave), they rode horses, and some say invented the axles and maybe even bronze. They literally killed everyone they came across. Their language eventually spawned most European languages (except Basque, which probably originated with the first guys), and they share a common origin with Indian peopleVery interesting stuff desu
>>215435016Mostly chicken and pasta, bacon and eggs, porridge
>>215434375get in
>>215435040for some reason this reminded mesaw gingerbread flavoured doritos and pepsi earlier
not a single letter of that essay
>>215435041How is the phone zogged? If he were spending like £80 a month on a new iPhone or something then fair enough
knocking a nigger out, planting a watermelon seed in his head and then keeping him in a coma for six months until it bursts through his skull
>>215435040Doesn't your wife Pooja need you to help wax her back?
>>215435058>some of these giant buildings held 20,000The Longhouse?
Can't we all just accept everyone for who they are instead of the colour of their skin?
pushing a nigger into ben miller
>>215435053How old are you?
Geowizards new video from an hour ago>"Please find out where my 5 year old grandfather went on holiday in 1930"Somewhere in Germany I'm guessing
Arse
>>215435115my ape brain doesn’t work like that
All of Mousey's conspiracy theories were proven correct
>>215435149>t. mousetimmy
Remembering that time I was near Glasgow Central and found out mousenonce was 5 minutes away from me so decided to run down there hoping to batter him and ended up chasing him down the platform at Glasgow Central only for him to jump on a train and it pull away as he mocked me from the window
>>215435135Do the math
>>215435144these jokes are dry mate, it’s normal to support reform
>>215435115Are you Irish diaspora?
>>215435144Don't care and stop advertising your parasocial mates' shit videos
forcing a nigger to eat caesium
>>215435175We're a Green general here
+35 sex arse
>>215435168Mousenounce does have a specific evil laugh and a habit of twirling his moustache that you can identify him from if he ever escapes howeverbeit
>>215435207on your own lad
I look out for my crodie, always got his back, crodie. I got time for my crodie, no matter what, crodie. I ride with my crodie, through thick and thin, crodie. We hustle together, my crodie, stackin' paper, crodie. Loyalty runs deep with my crodie, never switchin' up, crodie. We face the streets together, my crodie, ain't no fear, crodie
green
the mousepiracy
Get it ordered.
>>215435172foy
>>215435204grow up
>>215435236mhm dem little crodies gonna learn x
dangling a nigger in front of a crocodile
>>215435207only because they're the big tits party?
>>215435250grow up
>>215435282impersonator
the cronem are activatinghttps://vocaroo.com/1mfDLtsSaZ1Y
>>215435303stop impersonating
we need to change
Arsenal conceding a 90th minute goal here and I will laugh
bit pathetic to watch him post his shite just to get no replies
>>215435204but you won't force pang pang or pooja to eat ityou're weak
about to wank the willy, any requests?
just engaged in some morally questionable behaviour
>>215435343niggers having their head blown off with shotgun porn
>>215435316Whatever cheers you up after having such a shit week Scouser
>Amid the toughening rhetoric surrounding immigration at the 2015 general election, the Greens issued mugs emblazoned with the slogan "Standing Up For Immigrants".[157] They claimed to offer a "genuine alternative" to the views of the mainstream parties by promoting the removal of restrictions on the number of foreign students, abolishing rules on family migration, and promoting further rights for asylum seekers.[158]
mousey is the only big name left on /brit/ and even that’s a stretch
>>215435332unintentionally hilarious post
>>215435305mmhmm x
>>215435343sing out your japseye
when he posts his daily shell go and vodaphone posts i gigglewhat possesses him to do this right down to copy pasting passages from their websites and marketing campaigns
>>215435352I laughed when Liverpoo lost yesterday as well
LOL
Tom Scott has just come out as trans.
dire thread
bulbous heinousdem
>>215435112If it's the one around where Bulgaria or Romania would be, then I think that's the same one. All signs point to the invaders arriving, killing everyone, and then leaving. Some of the cultures coming from the East were basically 100% military all the time. Massive battles involving hundreds of people in hand to hand combat, mass graves etc
>>215435393thats funny because ive just come in one
>>215435363you've made that up, surely
got some things I want to do but can't be bothered to do them anyone else get like this?
mhm
i love messing about, dossing, pissing around, doing fuck all, having a laugh and lazing
kids sketchy
>>215435393And we stan her x
>>215435363yes im sure having a literal islamist in a senior position will further your progressive goals. leftypol impossible challenge: not be in complete denial about muslims
>>215435381it’s all he has, no gf or life :(, ironically he’s quite witty with his stuff, if he had channeled all that imagination into creating a YouTube channel he could’ve done something but instead he shouts it into the void very strange
>>215435400right inside the cronem battydem x
>>215435446no way i'm clicking that
>>215435446why are they like this? without shovel correction
I can`t Believe ..Gary Eats AndDanny Rate My TakeawayHave Joined forcesfora YouTubeChannel !!
Sharnt
>>215435381It's still a mystery honestly. He's mentally ill.
here he goes again @GCHQ
>>215435363ah, that kind of green
>>215435444you like this image don't you faggot
>>215435446
>>215435446dat lil crodie hungry x
lol
>>215435446I guess you could say he's...finger licking good.
>>215435446Tastes like kfc
>>215435466wtf its real???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
politics belong on pol
>>215435482ie all of them in the west
>>215435435so many gays and troons are extremely accepting of islam and encourage it it’s bizarre to see0 survival instincts or self awareness, they aren’t going to think they’re ’one of the good ones’ they’re going to think ‘yallah! english pig already dirty kaffir inferior to pakistani umma masterace, now this creature has violated allahs word even further and become homosexual tranny?!? haram!!’
someone tell me what it was at least. i was too scared to click.
>>215435531corrr
>>215435466Never seen the guy on the left before now
>>215435516>>215435517
Mr. Bean will You Join usonourNewYouTubeChannelit Will be reet nice Mr. BeanYes I will Gary Eats and Danny !! Itwillbe Amazing !!...yes TeddyYou can come Too !!lol can i cmoe as wellOf course you CanhomeAloneEveryFridaynight !! Everyone`s welcome !!
>>215435540dunno. started browsing this place with images off.
>>215435417been that way for nearly 30 years me, no reason to stop now
>>215435540someone eating their own skin
>>215435519Seems like it is, they have a channel already
>>215435574really? sort of regretting not opening now
>>215435466Can't believe I got banned from /tv/ for wanting to discuss Rate My Takeaway
Imagine how much money Rowan Atkinson would make on Cameo
>>215435564
>>215435564I just can't believe how fast this is all happeningIt's like a fever dream
>>215435531black lasses often have really nice bodies but rarely nice faces
am i going to get the bobbers at my door because of /brit/mine you i don’t click on any images or webms anymore if it looks dodgy or i can’t tell what it is right away
>>215435466what on earth do they have to talk about?
>>215435574>someonemore like something
>>215435613timmy's brother in law LOL
>>215435624Something something 7 proxies
wish i could get in a taxi with an overly talkative italian guy who complains about his family and makes the kind of quips and one-liners you'd see in the sopranos
>>215435624clear your cache and report the posts. basically the only thing you can do, gives you plausible deniability at the very least.
goreposting is it? how terribly passé
>>215435630
>>215435624no if you're not the one posting them
>>215435624
>>215435657yank
>>215435624I accidentally clicked on the loli thread /b/ once and I live in fear everyday now
>>215435624you'd think not because you have no control over what other people post here but maybe. Don't really know the law
>>215435647impersonator
>>215435624the thumbnails are still saved on your computer, which technically counts as you "making" them
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>215435647oh my DAYSTimmy paying the lifelong hospital care
Got myself the samsung galaxy s25 ultra,cracking phone. I'm a bennie mong on almost a full time wage so you gotta spend like a rich housewife or they'll cut the bennies. No saving for me de lids.
>>215435613>starts running away on the tracks in the same direction it is goingdesu, is the white man to blame for globally introducing things like rail and industry to peoples who were clearly cognitively incapable of functioning with it?
>>215435672>accidentallysuuuuure mate*signals for Chris Hansen*
>>215435700No mates for you either you incel arse licker. Go visit your alky parasocial friend.
>>215435700literally the worst phone ever in 2 more weeks
That's actually mental
I have a really old phone (6 years old)The reason I keep it is because I like its size. Most new phones look bigger and bulker with like three bulky camera lenses
>bragging about getting an old phone like it's the most important purchase of your life
>>215435738look like it's her raping himlook at that fragile pinkoid pecker
black girls love me
>>215435738She can’t feel a thing lmao
timmy sitting at home while da cronem be havin they fun
>>215435700Been thinking about upgrading to that because of the camera. I've got the S20 at the moment and the camera's kinda shiteReally I could do without a smart phone because I waste a lot of precious time on it
Is Paul Gascoigne dead or not then?
Need to commit to staying on the apps for longer. It all gets too much for me and I delete my account too often
>>215435727Seasidemark is a de lid, but you are a maggot haha
>>215435819he's dead excited about going to itchy & scratchy land
if you ever made a subtle nonce post your life is over now
>>215435846that's ok i only make non-subtle ones
If you tick “hide thumbnails” on mobile does it literally stop you from even downloading the thumbnails? Gonna have to start doing that now that heatherpaedo has gone full mask off nonce
>>215435805It's great, got a free chromebook and 200 quid off. Camera was my sole selling point because I want lovely pictures. I recommend it. Going to use it to edit videos too because it's powerful.
Mad how the BBC paid someone to make normal people lose their jobs for making off-colour jokes
>>215434568BASIL
thread is bonkers rn
>>215435870where'd you get it from? £200 off and a chromebook is a nice deal
shit thread
If I speak I'm in big trouble
I used to make nonce posts to rile up /brit/, good times. Heaps of you's.
cronem preparing his batty for timmy
>>215435899Samsung website. Offer ends tomorrow unironically. Might sell it or turn it into a chromecast gooning device.
Starting a new gimmick where I get a job and a gf and a house and never post here again
>>215435819yeah, there were some communication problems and an Israeli jet accidentally bombed Gazza
it's pissing rain out there. so lovely
>>215435923aint NUN he cud do x
>>215435923I'd break him
just goes to show that all the good posts on /brit/ come from /sp/ posters
>>215435882oh shut up you silly cow*canned studio laughter*
>>215435961ktim
Good day to be a gooner
>>215435961I've got a job I've already been doing this longer than you have
right off to do some bits and bobsmight be back, see how it pans out
>>215436008I have a job too but I knew mfs would say I need one if I didn't mention it
it's raining
>>215435961Normie gimmick? I could get behind that.
it noir nite
>>215436080>>215436080>>215436080
nah
make another. not posting there.
>>215436002Time to go spam /epl/ until 7am matey
state. did warn you.
Do you sleep without a shirt on? I used to get bacne horribly when I did.
:/
screamiong
>>215436697>>215436697>>215436697
NEW>>215436708>>215436708>>215436708
>>215436686i sleep naked and have had chest and bacne consistently since about 15
>>215436723try some loose nightware for a bit, and keep your sheets and night clothes washed
