23AndMe updated and the results are now more granular. Post yours ITT
>>215438965Good evening O'Shamus from Boston Massachusetts
I wish I was white :(
I did mine way back in 2017 so I don’t get any updates cause I didn’t pay for the new version
>>215439308>>215438965dios mio... la creatura
>>215438965>English>Greater LondonThat's like saying you're a WASP from Mexico city
r8 mine
>>215439405Surprised you don't have any non-european DNA
>>215439405>>215439308>>215438965las creaturas
>>215439376This is coming from the faggot who's the rape baby of krautfags and ziggers?
>>215439491If they had dna tests that could go back further, you’d see that you and all your Shitalian brothers have Celtic, Norman, Arab, Phoenician, Greek, sub Saharan, and German ancestry. Your country has been invaded and raped a million times over.
>23andmeDidn't they literally leak a bunch of data? Imagine being so retarded you pay to put your DNA online
>>215439523>>215439528el ogro de las americas is lashing out...
>>215439452I actually do.
>>215439597I'm so sorry
>>215439405What website is that?
>>215439706Don't be, they gave me a big dick.
I used ancestry since it is generally more accurate, but the specific regions update hasn't come out yet.
>>215439573>t. i don't have a comebackLel
>>215439715Genera. Is a brazilian one.
>>215439752Where's Hobbit Kiwi, I don't see it on there
Data mining thread?
>>215439405imagine having all that germanic and nothern italian dna and still having brown skinso unlucky
>>215439752>2% maorido you do the haka when angry?
>>215439884I feel myself lucky, I like being brown.
>>215439895Yes, I do it every day <3
>>215439898sure you do
>>215438965I'm probably African, Jewish, Aboriginal, Chinese, South American and English
>>215439930if I didn't like it I wouldn't tell everyone, isn't it?
>>215438965>give my dna to a foreign company with no oversight who can do with it as they wishlmao sure
I don't like it one bit. They got my top regions wrong from both Finnish and Swedish.
>>215440001Fenno-swede, you need to go back.
>>215440138To where?
>albanianit's over
>>215440001pekkonengvir sverigedottir
>>215438965
>>215440350No one is called Dottir in Sweden. Sweden is like mini-Germany and not like Iceland. Iceland is like Norway and nothing that good has come out of that country.
>>215439139I’m from Florida, actually
>>21543949199.6% white tho… could be worse
>>215440404Where at?
>>215438965I did mine a while back, it was like 40% northern italian, 28% german, 18% british, 5% southern italian, then rest was weird shit like welsh, belarusian, croat, and like 1% spanish
>>215440466South FL. Although my parents are New Yorkers to be fair, but I’ve lived here my whole life
>>215438965did they finally separate french and german?
>>215438965Why are Ukraine and Belarus grouped with Poland instead of Russia?
>>215439405>only 90% EuropeanKWAB, couldn't be me
>>215443396Because they are the most closely related and used to be part of the same country. Just because two nations have a single ancestral language doesn't mean they haven't intermarried with the local population.
>>215443735forgot pic T_T
>>215438965YOU DUMBASS ROOTLESS FOOL. You PAID to give your genetic data and your siblings to the CIA/FBI/Amazon. All for fake pseudoscience results that are no better than astrology. Look at the precision level of the results. No real geneticist will publish any % at the one decimal place precision for AN INDIVIDUAL. The genetics data is at the POPULATION level. At best you can say it's there or not there, not down the numbers given.
>>215441336ytpipo like us were never meant to live in the brutal tropics. come home brother.
>>215438965mines ancestry and they havent come out with the 2025 one they should in a couple weeks though it looks cool>>215443831i dont really care about the company having my dna stuff and im pretty sure its pretty accurate like the decimal place stuff is new these companies do a lot of research into dna stuff because its their business.
>>215443956>nigeriawhat ethnic group
>>215438965This was my cousins. I refuse to give my DNA to any big company. Idk if this is 23andme or my heritage or whatever. Guess what state we're from.
>>215444180these ones>>215444208virginia
>>215444208Appalachia and you fucked your cousin
>>215444247Close. I am from Kentucky, which once upon a time was part of Virginia though.>>215444262Technically yeah I'm in Appalachia but my cousins results would be common in the whole South/Lower Midwest tooyou are probably more inbred than me btw
>>215444317>you are probably more inbred than me btwno, inbreeding coefficients here are very low, we've been catholic/lutheran since the 1300sI was actually gonna guess Kentucky but chickened out (heh). Such dominant Scottish ancestry is a clear marker you're from thereabouts.
>>215444340Yeah it seems most of my known heritage is from northern england/southern scotland by way of ireland. Nobody here really identifies with it though in the way you see hyphenated identities up north. Probably because we've been here so long. Apparently some of our slang does come from there though, like my mamaw saying redd up to clean up and nebby to mean nosy and eejit and stuff like that.i know nothing about the baltics but werent you all the last pagans in europe
Hello fellow Euromutts
>>215444458the euromuttery that goes on in the northern U.S is truly something. whats more impressive is how soundly the U.S government managed to americanize so many disparate, often clashing groups of euro immigrant, and even get them to breed together.
>>215444424>werent you all the last pagans in europeLithuanians held out about 200 years longer than us. Either way it was all many centuries ago. Cousin marriage is definitely not acceptable here and hasn't been since the time of the crusades at the very least. Dunno about before that, there are no detailed written records and it would be basically impossible to genetically detect such a practice after so many generations - the genetic effects of inbreeding only take a couple generations of outbreeding to effectively vanish.
>>215444458there are some missing %, roughly one grandparent worth.
>>215444527I couldn't fit 6% Welsh into the collage, but it adds up to 100 with that
>>215444494Yeah, and the only part of my family that's still connected to their ancestry is the Greek part. I would have never known about any of the English, Irish, Scottish, or French and German ancestry without this
>>215444527Here it's clearerStill can't fit the Welsh in (I'm on my phone(
>>215444494No, the rust belt is the most mutted. We are all like 10 different things.
>>215444570so one of your grandparents was Greek, where are the rest?I would guess one more is from an "Irish" (mutted) bloodline that has been in the US for a fairly long time, one is from the South (due to southwestern English/Welsh/Scottish genetics) and one is a generic yank mutt
>>215444608fallout of the hyperwar. families separated, ties broken
>literally paying to give your genetic data to unknown actorsshaking my damn head to be honest my familylooking forward to future genetic bio weapons
>>215444614You're quite close actuallyOne Greek grandparent (his parents were immigrants)One grandparent from LouisianaThe other two are mutts but I think one of them is kind of "Irish"
I don't know anything about my ancestry at all.
The Great Steppe and Tengri call out to me...https://youtu.be/Qr0WT-3TiZ4
>>215443735Um Russians and Ukrainians are heavily mixed with each other. And they used to be part of the same country.
>>215438965Vome home podlasie man
>>215438965i bought a 100 dolalr kit but im too lazy to spit in it and mail it
>>215447029No?
>>215447029Ukrainians are actually much darker than Russians.
>>215438965>>215439308Come home Spanish.>>215439597El amazoniano. amazon.br
>>215439386>>Greater LondonMeh-er/Mid tierer London when?
>>215447768¿Conoces a los isleños de Luisiana? Son canarios que se establecieron en la Luisiana entre 1778 y 1783.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqZtFcEi81o
>>215439405that's so interesting90% european DNA and brown
>>215444608Extremely unfunny to post someone elses results. Paskalainenn..
>>21543938623andme and other DNA admixture projects do not consider recent immigrations. For London they use people with eight Londonian great-grandparents.
>>215439597So the DNA information for the americas still isn't granular... Just slapping AMAZON when your native ancestors were probably not even from that region. Is Genera any better?
>>215448710>>215439792Oh that's genera. Very disappointing.Never did one of those tests but if I did I would want to know the specific native tribes and where the specific colonial communities settled
>>215440001Arctic Norway is Swedish clay, but I disagree with Skåneland being Swedish.
>>215448773I know my family history and that''s enough for me to be fair. I descend from important gentlemen from Värmland and they had some heritage from German industrialists.Pure Svear heritage picrel.
Very typical of a Latinx, although I probably have a higher degree of African than others outside the Caribbean as my great grandmother I believe was half African o algo
>>215439792Are those accurate? Since it's concentrated in Brazil that means it most likely has a smaller pool of data to work with when compared to AncestryDNA and 23andMe that has a larger customer base from around the world. I wouldn't trust it as much.
>>215447197*than some russiansif you actually look at russians in the real world they have like 15 different common phenotypes. there is the pale hyperborean type that they love to pretend represents all of them but maybe 1:20 of them actually look like that.
>>215447029the whole eastern European plain is one big genetic continuum. Notice how Lithuanians and Finns are very similar genetically despite having different religions, language families and political histories.There's a ton of overlap between Poles, some Ukrainians and some russians, with some Carpathian Ukrainians actually being less similar to russians than the typical Pole
>>215447993Sí, he visto videos de tejanos y similares que dicen q descienden de los primeros españoles de la zona. Se les entiende cuando hablan.
>>215438965French people are finally considered their own ethnicity and Western Swiss are considered French? Great
As you can see. I'm the true offspring of Alberto Barbosa.
>>215450741You're BLACK
Mine didn't update, this is bullshit!!!!
>>215450741Grim
>>215450761Oxalá! The Lusitanian Caliphate will rise again!
i dont want to burn my 120 bucks for it
>>215438965>le 56% face
>>215450780I think depending on how old your test is, it won’t update. I did mine 3 years ago and it updated
>>215450552Yeah. Fun story, my grandma said we had some French ancestry but it didn’t appear on the original test at all, I thought it might be a misremembered family story or some cucking happened, but no, it’s there
>>215449110not him but i'm pretty sure they use someone else database. i was kinda expecting some of my results.
hola
>>215454309At roughly some point between 1875 and 1910 your ancestors got WOGGED
>>215454309Come home to Benidorm lad. Your ancestors were here 2000 years ago.
just got mine
>>215440215>>215440400>>215438965>>215439308why are americans such euromutts? it's like your ancestors have been collecting hyphenations or something
Haven't got the update yet, is there anything I need to do to get it or have they just not rolled it out to everyone?
>>215444458Was going well until it got to greek
>>215455567We just are. Is that a problem?
I didn’t get an update but I’m still not white
>>215455567My father is the result of irish and italian FOBs being in the same lower income neighborhoods in the northeastern united states. My mother's side has been here for hundreds of years, and is the product of people from all over yurop coming to get wahtever it is they thought they'd find here. Bongoloids being all mixed up is easily explained, as is the western euros being all mixed up. The balkanoid and nafri parts are explained by being of southern italian extraction, specifically Abruzzo, more specifically, Giulianova. There's nothing strange going on here, except the swedish part, but I found the swede in my family tree on my moyher's side.
>>215458392No, you shouldn't have to do anything. I've been able to see the update since yesterday, but the app says the model is from September, so maybe it's a rolling release.
>>215458517Regions say Ternopil Ukraine and Malopolska
>>215444608Jomon
>>2154469400.5% means nothing >>215450761>>215450818Again 0.% doesn’t exist these websites just add shit
Can't wait for ancestry's update next week
>>215439752>West MidlandsBased.
You have to be retarded to donate your DNA like thisIf you people weren't complete discardings of darwinianism, you might have actually been cloned or something
>>215460558We are just worthless goyim
I did the mistake of doing on MyHeritage because it was cheap. At least 10% was non-sense shit that I couldn't even find evidence in my family tree.