what WAS he thinking??
>>215439005>no edishYou've fucking fucked it big time.
Going bed soon team
DIDN'T I TELL YOU STUPID CUNTS I WAS GOING TO MAKE THE NEW?utterly useless all of you
nth for the gyaldem
damage control in the last threadwill probably samefag again in this thread, trying to lean into it being a big joke
>>215439085Why didn't you do this gimmick earlier with more people in?
>AI shitNo better than Indians or pakis
would you rather have a big toe nail grow on top of your head or do a shot of your dads cum
>>215439056You’ve got the freaks so riled up with just one move. Masterful gambit, ma’am.
Ok I will eat it !!
>>215439116one makes you a freak, the other makes you a faggot and a freak
>>215439128
>>215439116toe nail would be like a permanent flat cap
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759359113974635.webm
does anyone here ever scream in their car?feels nice
>>215439116i had a cyst on my arse cheek once that i managed to squeeze and this rock hard white lump came out that felt like a tiny piece of tooth
quiet thread
>>215439196bizarre lie
>>215439198All the freaks that got done by Employed Woman scurried off
>>215439196ah that's an arse gem
No soil or dirt in india. Its just poo. Whole nation is built on poo.
>>215439227Time for bed, sweetie. Those Aldi shelves aren't going to stack themselves tomorrow.
>>215439253almost faustian that, building a nation out of shit
Wee jewish fella living in ireland having a meltyMust throw a temper tantrum daily when he goes outside and sees irish people with palestine flags because they dont like israel or jews
on a diet de lads lost 8lbs so far
Is kinda mad how indians act so clean and won't eat vegetables with dirt on it. Yet most of them reek of body odour and cooking oil. Dirty vegetables are significantly healthier anyway. Huge amount of b12 in the soil, as well as healthy bacteria. Those who lead the most sterile lives are the filthiest because they don't have the bacteria to fight the inevitable dangerous bacteria.
Get a Serb and a sissy Slovene sucking my sausage in synchronicity
>>215439253Poo in the streetsPoo in the shopsPoo in the beachesEvery last plopIf you want IndiansYou got em
>>215439284gimmick diet or just eating less? 8lbs is pretty good though
>>215439140This is how secretly most of Europe feels. Imagine importing shittons of people from Africa for years. Then turning around and expecting men to fight for """ europe""". No thanks I'd rather fight the cops coming to enlist me.
sweaty women
>A black swan, nicknamed Reggie or Mr. Terminator has been exiled from Stratford-upon-Avon in UK after "terrorizing" tourists and attempting to mate with a white swan.
>>215439315Just less eating, will add in extra exercise when im less rotund
>>215439320seriouslyfending off his majesty's nonce forces with their little tasers is going to be orders of magnitude more easy than some iranian missiles, not to mention more righteous and helpful to the worldbritish men ought to remember that in the near future
>>215439327indeed
Have you bought your jester hat for the winter? They will be all the rage soon
shabana mahmood femdom
yank tries not to cuckpost for five minutes challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>215439037tis the season
shabana mahmood shouting at you in urdu while she pegs you
I got a ring in there last night
>>215439327soul>>215439416soulless mad how pulling weird anime/porn faces puts me off completely
noticed an uptick in this sort of post >>215439140 >>215439320 >>215439408 in the last few days coinciding with the marked increase in smoking accidents at russian refineriesmakes you think!
>>215439072the gross mucus on her lips looks disgusting. i wish she would drink a glass of water or something. i would not kiss a girl with mucus on her lips.
>>215439493fucking classic
desperate
>>215439509all e girls are vile
>>215439495stop being antisemitic Israel needs your help now more than ever
desperado
>>215439534the top her head looks like my cats anus
>>215439534>barracks bunny with moorish facial featuresno thanks
if they've remade silent hill 2 i hope they'll remake silent hill 3 with an even sexier heather
Long live Blairism-Starmerism and Anthony Giddens Thought
>>215439562Most obvious MI5 agents
>>215439575you know thats not happening.
>>215439551spend a lot of time staring at your cat's bum do you
>>215439605Russian, actually
Liberty she pirouette
I reckon the main reason emulation, FPGA stuff and upscalers are so popular now is because of how shockingly bad most """"remasters"""" are
>>215439502>don't you understand fellow goyim? not dying for israel is what the russkies WANT us to do!>>215439605would scran their arses anyway
watching PITCH BLACK
it's fake pot noodle o' clock
>>215439685is it about your last boyfriend?
Fanny Hill
>>215439685unwatchable, ugly cinematography
>The two young women are in fact sisters Alice and Beatrice Grant, aged 17 and 15, privately educated granddaughters of the late industrialist and former Governor of the Bank of Scotland Sir Alistair Grant.
its fucking over
>>215439724oh yeah? over is it?
HOLY FUCK ITS SO BRIGHT OUTSIDE DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?
>>215439753is Lord
>>215439764browncoded post
its over
nan's just called me saying the nukes have gone off in birmingham
>>215439764faxxx
based atheist janny
>unwatchable, ugly cinematography
>>215439116What would be the best way to enter New Zealand undetected? Yacht from Australia into Picton?
>>215439791
>>215439827imagine living with Tom Collins syndrome
I demand the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania is re-annexed by the United Kingdom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfKnxYSPs5slet them stay
just nuked my spuds in the microwave
>browncoded post
>>215439866I see a Tom Collins and I drink it haha
Scottish people fucking love eating utter slop
auch aye the noo hud sum slop fir ma dinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWMvCY10hZ4
the British are known for their world class fine dining and culinary delights such as blood pudding and figgy pudding and boiled pudding
>>215439925Did you know that instead of independence the Scottish voted to be ruled by London which is in England not Scotland
>>215439724hoo boy
>>215439958You’re a brown person from hamilton ontario
wanking a poo
>>215439985BWC baby factory
>>215439724and where is this random on twitter getting all this classified military intel from then
>>215439985I want the korean owo
>>215439960nah never knew that bit of significant recent history about my own country where i live
>>215440022his dad works for classified military intel
fake pot nodle is brewing oh it grim
>>215440016ngl id fuck it if we were sharing a prison cell
>>215439983is that so?
>>215440067Ever had a tom hortobs
fighter jets just flew up my arse
how does someone in their 30s become a solicitor?
quite grim knowing if a nuclear war ever kicked off there is a very strong likelihood I'll be reading a poo post on /brit/ at the moment I get obliterated
>>215440096You’re basically dead after 26 if you didn’t accomplish anything by then it’s over
>>215440108it’d be more like>pointing my bollocks towards the nu
>>215440108i wouldn't die immediately but they say a nuclear war wouldn't even destroy the whole internet so if 4chan is still up i could die of radiation poisoning while reading poo posts of survivors
>>215440143screa
>>he showed me 18m in a trade then declined it and called me poor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEz1xC5VSxU
>>215439723
>>215440191Got myself a bil in runescape and stopped playing.
>>215440076only when i'm feeling cheeky
chicken feed to the average yank
princess violette spit joi
seaside mark fishy joi
is r9k's thread down or something
spent last 2 weeks playing pathbof exile 2 amd haven't been outside onceback in work monday and i feel like warmed up death
i know that im not a very good writer, and i dont care about being banned from the wiki. i dont want to use the osrswiki - i dont want to do it for free, as you do, without pay (editing the wiki), in your free time spending it for 0but you are (all) wrong and the value of GP = 0my total level is higher than yours. my total xp is higher than yoursthe (GP) value of my bank is higher than yours
Seaside Mark x Bambi Black
>>215440220>6%Don't think that's true
>>215440112*in america
who would win in a fight seaside mark or timothy james byrne
>>215440322think id rather see trump naked 3bh
>>215440348We should hire an expensive young beautiful onlyfans girl to eat SSM’s ass
+0 for scottish pound's legaltendercount
cba to do anythingknow i'm gonna be up for the next 5 hours anyway
>>215440220What's up with the santa mask when there's no snow on the ground in canada. He's an idiot?
Do you have Livs in Britain too?
suffering untreated schizophrenia and psychosis hearing voices and banging on walls 247i know theyre not really there but i still hear them
>>215440399Do they yap as much as you unc
unreal how much prime untouched pussy there is available in russiareal reason why russia makes the west seethe, its because they have much more attractive women
reckon we should get a ama set up here for seaside mark
>>215440381It's Christmas Eve and we celebrate Christmas in Canada.
>>215440438>untouchedthe overwhelming majority of russian girls are victims of sexual abuse before they turn 18, Moscow literally means "rape city" in old Russian
romantic love is a form of mental illnesscurrently considering setting myself on fire because she hasn't replied in 18 hours
>>215440438i agree but if we're being serious it's probably because russia is not part of the international child-murder blackmail ringnot that putin isn't blackmailed of course, but if anybody's doing it it's probably the kgb and not the maxwell family, and that makes them very upset
how's moscow this time of year? thinking of planning a holiday.
>>215440468corrr to be a father in russia
Actually embarrassing we copied this stupid shit
>>215440468>Moscow literally means "rape city" in old Russianreckon you just made this shite up iibqhwyf
might do one of those things where I open the manga sex book and touch my willy
>>215440462>>215440395>>215440375>>215440479imagine seaside marks big fishy arse bouncing up and down as he breeds these women
>>215440468can yiu blame them thoughhard to control yourself with all those fittiesid 100% so the needful if i were russianin england i want even if they paid me, rotten hambeasts here
>>215440399I had a schizophrenic friend in high school who had heavy metal music playing in his head 24/7. There was a mental health assembly and there was a video with a girl talking about 'quiet voices' in her head. My friend shouted 'BITCH THEY'LL GET LOUDER.' They took him to the office to scold him but he was too distracted to pay attention so he just walked out and went home.
>>215440517Nice English ranjeesh
>>215440479when you say maxwell family do you mean the scottish clan or someone else
>>215440514seaside marks fish pole desecrating her tight wet holes
>>215440550Bitch looks like Keir Starmer
>>215440549>>215440550made for seaside mark
>>215440550Homely. Literally wife material.
>>215440550nice cornfed slampig
>>215440556she rimmed seaside marks arsehole de lad
its the same in most of eastern europe, streets filled with 10/10smust put something in the water been to poland, can not get from one end of the street to the other without a boner
>>215440510don't let your memes be dreamshttps://github.com/Tencent-Hunyuan/HunyuanVideo>>215440529https://unlimitedhangout.com/epstein/
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ycz14Im13cA
do snickers bars really cost like 5 dollars in burger land
>>215440635John McAffee contacted me from beyond the grave to not click that link.
>>215440639massive plate, tiny amount of foodskinny bitch must be starving
>>215440635
>>215440651Think they’re like 3.50 or so
SNIGGERS
>>215440685Mother and daughter get plenty of big white food
>>215440705imagine if instead of ice cream they were both on seaside marks cock
>>215440689thats mental matewhy is food so expensive in america
>>215439832you would need to be an insanely skilled sailor to be able to sail from australia to new zealand. very treacherous waters, likely why the maori never went there
>>215440550arr ella
>>215440731We’re rich as fuck thoEven fast food workers make min 80k/year
>>215439005This shithole will collapse without skilled workers. You basement dweller loser virgin incels will regret to make ILR more difficult. Nobody's gonna pay for your neetbux and n*Gel will have to scrap benefits as a result. Mark my words ;)
>>215440739Why is she pointing at her breasts?
just got back from shagtoilwhy's there fucking birthday hats then
luv big titcows
>>215440792dunno
>>215440789unhinged post
>>215440799seaside marks birthday innit
born to be chadforced to lurk on this fucking website mate init
>>215440830English rose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAKzoGP8L_obedtime listening
Welsh Rose
>>215440739>>215440830nice cornfed sucklers
>>215440830fuark
>>215440880picture of a malnourished child
>>215440837Your crappy crumbled little shithole will go bankrupt within a decade
>>215440789So why doesn't the UK raise skilled workers instead of importing them?
Clean it up wagie
>>215440909very coolsounds exciting hope you get help for mental health crisis
>>215440908no
>>215440929what a sad life this creature leads
>>215440929
all london webcams are offline
>>215440956why do so many girls have cutter scars? it's gotta be like 1 in 10 are cutters
>>215440956i would let her have sexual intercourse with me if she askee nicely but i wouldn't enjoy itifrit were a longtime arrangement she would have to fatten up
mad that only 10 years ago many webcams werent secure and you could just pop online and watch someones baby sleeping.
>>215441019not in a nonce way btw, just pointing out how naive people were with cyber security
>>215441019nonce
mental how seasidemark changed his name to Omar Muhammed in 2005 so he could marry an Egyptian woman
>>215441019
>>215441039fuck sakes
i used to go on insecam to look through cctv cameras but there aren't many nowadays
>mad that only 10 years ago many webcams werent secure and you could just pop online and watch someones baby sleeping.
found a cow!!!http://www.insecam.org/en/view/243633/?yndmp
I used to go on those unsecure ip cams in japanese work places and make sure the camera was facing the ceiling or the wall
when do we tell the rest of the world that we're basically classless pieces of shit?
>>215441126this but with toilet cams, everyone deserves privacy
>>215441211heatherpaedo does this with African mens toilets
still wearing shorts at 2am with the window open. hate it. let the weather get cold ffs.
right then when's the next racism march in london
>>215441258Not on. Got a fever me
mate i'm fucking 5'10 and look like a basic white guyit's over
>>215441284i'll see what i can do mate
>>215441337well I'm 5'6 (so close to 5'7 though)
bought far cry 5 and dredge in the sale
It's tough living in canada in the year 2025 because we don't live in a lawless collapsed society like america but all the same problems show up and you're almost expected to not be concerned about it because it just looks more one dimensional.Horrid inflation mass importation of foreigners with their own shade of problems and antithetical nationalism borderline 1984 levels of gaslighting over retritibutive justice where apparently the teachers at residential schools threw babies into furnaces. Depending on the province the streets are flooded with needles or zoning laws forbid riding of electric scooters.You can tell me Carney isn't about to call in the national guard because the city of Vancouver is a war zone, but I ask "why" and for what reason Canada is supposed to be safe from this. You get back confused looks and the worst part is you constantly feel bad because they're half right and you're half crazy.
>>215441365bought peak in the sale then saw the opening screen saying a mic is required and refunded it. also I was having FPS issues with it despite being able to run RE4make silky smooth on ultra settings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_companies_in_the_United_Kingdom>muh banks>muh oiljoke countryjoke economy
might wank my wee willy
>>215441436What’s wrong with thisGive the bankers footballer wages
>>215441451omg hi!!
>>215440830Imagine how she'll look after bearing 12 English children
>brits make a horrible zombie movie; 28 years later>uhh you don’t get it it’s our unique british sense of humor and quirkiness how many times can you pull this line
squidward testicles
>>215441499i thought it was alright but the next movie will make it or break it
>>215441499haven't seen it desu
>>215441436this except its banks and mines and you've got australia
>Americans make kino movie substance>makes me fall in love with the pretty girlthank you use
>>215441523>‘member cheeky blinder fella..?>humiliates and abuses him ala luke skywalker for no reason
unironically do not see the need for all the spazzing about online IDi'm not a nonce, i'm not buying drugs, so who cares if i have to put in some ID number
>>215441546usa*
I'm a real gangsterI listen to techno
unironically do not see the need for all the spazzing about taxation without representationi'm not a patriot, i'm not buying french goods, so who cares if i have to pay some taxes
>>215441588don't worry about it kitten, it's for people above the mean iq to bother about
>100 White YouTubers Who Said The N Wordhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iql4BfI-so
>>215441337Could be worse. You could be 5'6" (so close to 5'7" though), or have genital warts.
>>215441646Mad how literally every white person has said the n word but we have to pretend we haven't
>>215441588because its the other things that come with it down the road
>>215441698i haven't
shorterfattergayer
>>215441646
>>215440096knock on doorpresent dick
>>215440735hmm im not a sailor but i assume there are some for hire who would be up for the adventure. maybe id be better paying some thai fellas with a boat full of meth.
first thing i did when i got my own flat, after mum and dad had left and i was on my own for the first time, was to scream "nigger" out loudthat was when the feeling of true freedom finally hit
>>215441646frowning in the thumbnail so everybody knows he disapproves
>>215441713Now’s your chance mate
>>215441790first thing i did was get the gay porn on
>>215441853The gay porn gay porn mate?
>>215441853feels like life only really starts once you can put the gay porn on the big living room telly
>>215441790
https://youtu.be/mGjFT-4FUYc?si=0Zyds2s6qDvjQG9Y&t=634
>>215441853my ambition is to create the gay porn lair
>>215441875hooting
odds sandwichevens pot noodle
>awakelets get this money
Have you ever said the c-word (cracker)?
>>215441933thas OUR wordyou can say -cracka-
How do Australians distinguish a wop from a wog?
I want her to be my gf
>>215441910>raped
>>215441984you could ask her out but she is married
Hang the DJ Hang the DJHang the DJ
might start typing all cutesy instead of like a 50 year old man from the north...umm hi everyone ~how are we this morning? <3
>>215442022really need a wee but cba going upstairs to the loo and my garden is too exposed
mad how we have to pretend they aren't fit
https://vocaroo.com/1g4uhzN7NfAu
>>215442045do you live in the shedwhat's so difficult about going upstairs
>>215442051'
what are you boys eating for breakfast
>>215442075stay strong brother
>>215442095special k
>>215442095only the best
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/nQrWVzQwhjLmao you guys are cucked by your immigrants.
yank goes 5 minutes without posting about interracial cuckoldry challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
don't know if im just a fat cunt or if i have gyno
>>215442181definitely the first at leasttry exercising for a year to see if it's the latter also (you fat cunt)
>>215442181*milks you like a cow*
>>215442095I have blueberries, walnuts, and almonds in whole milk Greek yogurt with a glass of water
>>215442067i live in a victorian house and the stairs are steep and ive taken a lot of drugs
>>215442221well la dee da>>215442123based>>215442105feminine
>>215442231Uncalled for responseYou asked me and I answered you beaver fucking dickhead
>>215442248bit rude
>>215442215Honestly you probably could at this point.
>>215442279hot
>>215442309>>215442309>>215442309
>>215442248brutish response to contrast sharply with the breakfast of such a posh cunti must say i'm intrigued.
