>>215443254ipas taste like shit though
>>215443254>Bière forteQuébecsœurs on a crissement gagné
>>215443090>>215443090>>215443090we're in the non early edish. do not use schizojeet threads bros.
If jews are White, then tell them about how the Holocaust™ was a White genocide and let us know how it goes
Just heard doctors will advise people with HPV not to bother disclosing their disease, because everyone who is sexually active will get HPV anyway?What is this, the middle ages?
i love a grabbing a nice frosty ipa at my local steampunk themed barcade after a no kings march
there's nothing wrong with IPAs
I don't care for IPAs
>>215443369They're Indian
Me explaining to my mom that I'm not going to kvetch about whatever Trump is doing because I have a shitty incel freak life and I hope he drops a hydrogen bomb on my town while I sleep
>>215443382spice up your life get a maga hat for your mom
prefer porters tbqh
my girlfriend's husband likes ipas
I prefer Kristallweizen
IPA?? no thanks, for me it's ICP
Real thread btw>>215443090>>215443090DO NOT USE SCHIZOPOO THREADS
>>215443482but you are schizopoo?and this thread was first.
ok don't lie to me /cum/ how many of youhave TASTED your own CUM
https://youtu.be/YaGszzUVI-s?si=XLKZZAA_5d0FMLyX
>>215443504not me
>>215443504It doesn't really taste like much
Using minoxidil to hopefully hide my alopecia areata, instead of going to the doctor.
>>215443504i have. it was pretty good.
>>215443504Gross!
/cum/ was already slow and now people are threadsplittingguess i'll just go to bed
this is huge for the account
>>215443671probably the porn spammer chronic attention whore
>>215443671Almost got banned for a completely sfw post, very strange
so this weather
Drop your pants sailor
>>215443491>earlycope jeet
>>215443763erm why...
Oh I'll drop my pants alright, drop my pants and take a shit!
will be fixing that shit you know it
>>215443769nobody cares about your thread splitting, schizopoo
Is far cry primal fun? I want to be a caveman? Shame there's no game where you can get tribal jungle pussy
anyone on runescape right now
>>215443788personally I never cared for the far cry games but ya know some people like em
It’s really cool, having a penis
>>215443807WHAT'S SO COOL ABOUT IT...
Clues by Sam solved in sixty five seconds
>>215443803this one is a caveman one though, I don't care about the gun ones
There’s real.. mongrels out there
My penis is not big. It's not fun
>>215443563Don't do it.
>>215443817It gets bigger and then smaller. It ejects various fluids. And so on.
show up to the function with full bis
First time posting here kinda nervous
>>215443834how small is it
I have a big penis and I still get no pussy. It’s not that important.
>>215443860Flaccid? Microscopic. Fully erect? 6 inches on a good day. The Irish curse
>>215443795Yes, just crabbin doe
>>215443854Lighten up. It's just a wiener
You know what gets my goat
for me, it's [fad of the moment]
Being fat
if you were smart you'd be on the lookout to invest in the next fad for a quick pump and dump and make millions
>>215443874I have a 4.1 incher (gained 0.1 inches from drinking tons of milk and taking 100,000iu of vitamin d3 daily for months on end) and I get no pussy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ9bofd7ISg
Just predict the future bro
Drake the type nigga to say lingonberry is his favorite fruit
>>215443931I'm not a balding chink from Malaysia that got a hair transplant from Albania.
Just made this:https://voca.ro/12lBFDqFSMyD
Los Doyers won
First they took my kids from me
>>215443974They’re gonna be tough to stop. Too many big hitters, deadly starting rotation.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
And if you're drinkin' well you know that you're my friend and I'll say"I think I'll have myself a beer"
if you were smart you would be deepfaking yourself as an e-girl and collecting simp money for free
Sex, I’m wanting more
oh fuck i forgot to make my mortgage paymentwhy the fuck didn't you shitheads remind me
>>215443959Cool vibes Anon. Did you really make this?
>>215444007It's my house now bitch
lol
>>215444008Thanks, yes I made it. Vocals are from a Snow Strippers song though.
poopy ass stinkin ass shittin ass sister fucking benchod of india ass
reckon i do a third goon for the books
I was born in the wrong era, I was supposed to be a sailor on an ironclad laying siege to Manila
What are some examples of an artist ripping off their own work
sometimes I hate playing ranked games
quick build an N tower before everyone gets back:N
>>215444266o
Has your car ever made you consider suicide?
>>215444275killjoy
N
>>215444244open the cap on top you silly goose otherwise youll suffocate
I need to avoid guys who get a lot of pussy who are incels as an incel.Those incels who get a lot of pussy want to kill my only child Incel ass.I want to kill myself.
>>215444281no but ive thought of using my car to end my life
meow
>>215444296Then shut the fuck up
>>215444307kittin?
>>215444314meow
I can feel my pulse in my testes , kind of freaky
Currency is a scam. hoarding up empty symbols you never get to use.A pakistani goat herder with his goats has more real wealth than a wall street stock trader
drinking milk
drinking beer
eating poopHAHAHAHAH OMG poop
>always set me thermostat for the same temperature >sometimes its cold, sometimes its hotwtf
need jap gf
>>215444397need a white german american girlfriend
need borger gf
>>215444414
>>215444073korean food be named like bip boop bip bap
>>215444427Is this how you negotiate a shutdown? Sipping on coca cola and giving out trump 2028 hats? This is nazi germany!!!!!!!!!!!
drinking /cum/
>>215444347what's the context behind this mp4? i've tried finding the video but it just shows him walking up to someone showing a picture, and never says what the picture is of.
>>215444427boom bap bap bap boom
>>215444444
I'm gonna punch you in the tit
we've had civilization for thousands of years and we still can't do it right
>>215444453Excelente comentário, mt obgr
>>215444439Why is he pointing at them and laughing?
So do vtubers make you cum hard once you get into them? Or what's the deal
>>215444471looks good
>>215444487i wish vtubers did JOI
*matthew mcconnahey voice*there is so much evil in the worldfeels like more evil than good, sometimes
>>215444493some do
I miss my uncle. Dude drank an 18 pack like every night
I would like one (1) slightly chubby big booty extroverted latina wife.
>>215444510I would like that for you too brother
summa y'all never played Mat Hoffman's Pro BMX for the Playstation and it shows
>>215444493Been trying to learn about the world. There's an "EN ASMR thread" up on /vt/. I'd make that investment, I wasn't raised with shame. But it all seems highly shitty from outside.
My updated 23andMe results, minus 6% Welsh that I couldn't fit into the collage.Yes I know it wasn't smart to give them my DNA, i was 16 when i first did it
>>215444503where can i find them
>>215444537any of the porn sites?
>>215444523Thanks man. I will try to manifest my dream.
>>215444525More of a T.H.U.G. man myself
>>215444550The Tony Hawk for the Game Boy Color isn't bad
>>215444525Whatchu know bout Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer
havent watched porn in a while
i think it's a meet n fuck type of goon tonight
>>215444572Probably. I was born in 94 though to a modest family so we chose PlayStation. That's how I like to remember it
gawr gura joi
why do people say "i'm built different" when all people are built through the same biological mechanisms
currently watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qYVJgixc3U
>>215444647I was formed in the heart of a dying star
>>215444663That might be a good post-metal song
>>215443369They taste bad
International Poop Assjuice
>>215444653was watching pacific rim the other day and honestly it's not very good, a lot of cringe too
>>215444696Original or uprising?
>>215444700original, i couldn't finish it
>>215444707The ending is kind of cool
>>215443280So true
>>215444707original had sovl. i got it on dvd like a decade ago
>post-metal
>>215444647Because I’m a different animal but still the same beast
>>215443254The amount of people who call in frantically asking why their portfolio is showing a different estimated value than when they looked 10 hours ago is just depressing. Trying to explain to such people that UNREALIZED gains aren't real is like trying to teach a 4yr old to solve differential equations. Is it possible? Sure maybe in theory. But in practice they're just going to shit and cry and be a general nuisance. >Has 10 shares of ABC>ABC starts trading 2 dollars lower>"WHERES MY $20 WHO STOLE MY MONEY I NEED TO TALK TO A MANAGER NOW!"There should be mandatory knowledge test before anyone is allowed to invest, honestly.
>>215444735WHERES MY $20 WHO STOLE MY MONEY I NEED TO TALK TO A MANAGER NOW!
>>215444735https://youtu.be/6rtYfx1-FS4?t=47
nothing to jerk off to
>>215444725Take it up with the lyricist
>>215444725he looks pretty good tbqh
i got charliehorsed at jiu jitsu and i have to grab my thigh to climb up the stairs lol
Me mogging you
>>215444764its rough out there
>>215444790wtf
>>215444790Mikey absolutely MOGS here oh my lord
>>215444735Whenever I call you I unnecessarily try to show that I'm smart. Sorry
Need to think of some new shit to eat.
>>215444790I love Mikey!
>>215444830you tried microwaving potatoes?
>>215444735UH UH UH!! NO SIR-EE YOU DID NOT JUST STEAL MUH TWENNY DOLLAHS HONEY CHILE!LEMME AX U A QUESTION YOU AIN'T GON BE HAPPY WHEN I TALK TO YO MANAGA
>>215444849Micropenising ballsackos
Japanese aren't too fond of spices
>>215444865what is the correlation coefficient on this retarded ass chart
>>215444865Minimalist culture
DIARRHEA
>>215444882yeah but they do everything very well so they need less spices IS MY GUESS anyways
>>215444849Heh. You don't know who you're talking to. But I was thinking more about restaurant or specialty food... Australia got anything special?
bored desu
>>215444865proof of being honorary
>>215444921>Australia got anything special?idk im not an australian
>>215444923
>>215444865had ramen from a japanese place for the first time the other day, was very underwhelmingpho is way better
>>215444954FOSTAHS
>>215444956shut up
It's something unpredictable but in the end that's right I hope you had the time of your life
>>215444971what's that?
>>215444978>bad end of year slideshow ost
>>215445001So true
>>215445001First thing I thought of tooSpecifically the post with anon complaint about this song being used for a sideshow at his high school graduation and it was all just pictures of the popular kids
im going to watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDCL0S9UIvE
>>215444967Go pho kyuself
Idk if my high school had "popular kids"I certainly had a lot of friends, but I wasn't "popular"There wasn't like a caste system, everyone intermingled
>>215444696Kaiju movies in general tend to be boring because they focus on human drama instead of the Kaiju
Stop with the fucking diarrhea already
>>215444735Nothing disproves the validity of democracy like working any customer facing jobThe average person is a subhuman animal. It's a miracle that society functions at all
>>215445036How about the poopular kids
I'm not in a good headspace
>>215445058Society is only able to function at all because there’s a big crew of guys pointing/shooting guns at any of the cattle who step out of like
>>215445075In North Korea, yes But what about everywhere else?
Remember the Criss Angel, David Blaine rivalry?
>>215445100no, qrd?
>>215445036>everyone intermingledYou intermingled so you think that
>>215445022>high school graduationi dropped out so i got spared the humiliation ritual lol. but had to deal with that song and slide shows in other places. giving gen xers macbooks was an enormous mistakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEQc3lUFWbw
>>215445112anon might be a ruralfag with a small class size. if a high school class is smaller than 40 people thats actually realistic
been ripping ass for the last hour but I know the second I trudge to the porcelain bowl its just going to be farting into the throne with nothing actually coming out
Within cells intermingled
>>215445112You could be right>>215445131No my school had like 1500 people, my class had 300-400
>>215445110Tv show magicians, Criss was mediocre and hackey, David is legitimately a genius. Criss was jealous and butthurt if David. https://youtu.be/Kpwx50BXp18?si=dqmuPxD19gNtNorK
>>215445084North Korea is more democratic than the U.S
>>215445147For me, it's Tony Wonder
>>215445166Bull fucking shit!
>>215445146>No my school had like 1500 people, my class had 300-400you're delulu then bbgyou ever considered that there were people that weren't sitting at a cafeteria table?
you're labubu in dubai
what ever happened to david copperfield
>>215445174>>215445174how about shemale?
>>215445202he got bit by david copperhead
>>215445188We didn't sit at cafeteria tables. Or at least I didn't. Our lunch was a 1 hour period of free time to do homework, eat, or socialize.I hung out many places during this time
y'all finna make me goon
>>215445202he coomed inside your momma
dead space is still as scary as when i was 8 years old
>>215445230I used to jumpscare my wife while she was playing that
>>215445242Wow you have a wifeLook at this guyHe has a wife who loves him and sucks his cock!
>>215445230play cronos the new dawn. its like dead space and resident evil crossed together. actually a pretty awesome game that'll scratch the itch for a new Dead Space
>>215445166>>215445181>Democratic People’s Republic of Korea>United States of AmericaAmerica isn’t even a democracy; it’s a republic!
>>215445254i got it for free on epic games but i heard that its shit
nig
my niece done got bit by david copperfield
>>215445242how old are you
>>215445281no
>>215445265maybe if you;re gay, retarded, hate video games, and should kill yourself, but for true scotsmen its a good game
We don't use the N-word here to describe Black people. Take your racist bullsh*t somewhere else.
>>215445181The U.S is ruled by rival dynastic clans like the Kennedys. It is more fascistic than the third reichKim Jong Un is a man of the people. The Uns have humble origins. Don't judge a book by its cover
>>215445253Ya but she isn't very good at it
I already returned one game gonna take that $10 and maybe get a wizard 101 subscription
>>215445335Sir, we are lonely incelsPlease don't remind us how unsuccessful we are at being happy
>>215445335You probably taught her how
>>215445318Go pick some cotton nigger. /cum/ is a cracker general
imagine getting married
>>215445321So you don't know what democratic means
>>215445338>paying $10/mo for a decade old gamegrim
>>215445366>decade oldIt's a lot older than thay
>>215445335being good at sucking cock is kinda boring. you get horny and start going at in and like 45 seconds later theyve already cum and youre still horny but theyre bored and just fuck off
>>215445230i still can't play cod zombies solo its too spooky
>>215445366i usually get my fix just from 1 month alone then i take a break for 4 or 5 months
>>215445363Having elections doesnt make a state democratic. Some of the most democratic states today have few or no elections. States like China and North Korea are more democratic than the U.S
>>215445338i dropped that game after i killed malistaire desumy brother kept playing though and used tinder to recruit girls to play with him and they all wanted to have sex with him but he wanted to progress camelot or something
>>215445390i started playing cod zombies again some maps are so easy that i get bored and just let them kill me
does anyone pay for world of warcraft but basically never play it
>>215445411You're fuckin retarded dude!
>>215445413yeah the game loses a lot of charm after malistaire, i beat celestia for the first time in may
i tried deep throating a banana for the first time to find out how giving a bj felt like, it seems pretty easy
>>21544529136
>>215445465how long have you been posting here grandpa
>>2154454972007
White people are very altruistic.I know damn well if the Chinese, Blacks, or Indians were running the world order they would not extend a helping hand out to minorities
Killlll meeee
>>215445427i play hardcore with my girlfriend once in a while but retails so dang sovlless>>215445455grats! grizzleheims seems liek it stays good after dragonspire but desu when i was a kid pirates online was my go to mmo. wiz 101 is so slow paced with the comabt and the animations are too long so doing any grinding just takes an unreasonable amount of time. utterly unplayable endgame unless you're high 24/7>>215445463deepthroating sorta sucks. if you dont have your tongue on the glans its not gonna feel liek anything
>>215445516Bantus in Africa keep Pygmies as pet-slaves like the human equivalent of toy dogs LOL
Drugs, sex, and rock'n'roll
>>215445504Great year.
>>215445538here for a good time not a long time
2006 was the last good year of the 00's
>>215445436Cope and seethe fascist
the west sort of fell off after i started having bills
It's all piss and shit
please don't talk about fascists or politics, i don't want to think about that orange retard running my country right now
>>215445568it was the last year you had hair on your head
>>215445633I still have a full head of hair, thoughever?
i think that we should have an abolutist monarchy but only cute lolis can be the head of state and their alignment is neutral good so they wont do anything evil
Speaking of orange how are neets doing these days? Is it harder to get benefits
>>215445625He just likes exploring
>>215445641hrt is magic sista!
>>215445613ducks be like
Anyone else here with parental issues ready to let go and move with life?
>>215445642pdf freak
>>215445668Run!
>>215445667you're canadian
>>215445660nonsensical post
>>215445625idk how anyone could vote for that vile fascistHe's killing brown folx in mass right now The neo-Auschwitz is in the works, and still they do nothingAt first they came for the furries and I said nothing...
how much is a dildo
My asshole just gave birth.
retarded incel freak
you've got shit for brains
>>215445729I'm sure they're quite expensive
>>215445538Sex dicks and cock’n’ball torture
>>215445740chill on retarded incel freaks
>>215445729he'll pay you lol
every time you ejaculate you are technically giving birth
lived long enough to see league be a real nigga game
>>215445791No not really
>>215445802ok fine. your penis is giving birth
>>21544580115 years later and league is still dota for retards
>>215445791Every time you speak you're giving birth to ideas
Every time you fart you are giving birth to poop smell
>>215445826damn...
>>215445788I didn’t jerk off the last three days. Even this nice lady in a dress got me bricked up. Fuck she’s hot.
>>215445751To each their own.
>>215445788I fucked her
anyone here want to squad up in rust? we can build the /cum/ compound together
New:>>215445864
>>215445662What kind of issues
>>215445848I'm saving my cum too
>>215445788Chat is this real or ironic parody boomer posting
>>215445897Not funny either way
>>215445668what do you guys think that deer thing is listening to in his airpods
