julie andrews!
>synagogueGreat more fucking constant whinging from Jews incoming
Obvious false flag to raise the profile of Andy BurnhamThat's why Starmer is hurrying back to the UK for an emergency meeting despite this being a fairly minor attack, he knows he needs to be seen to be the one handling it
Lads I feel we might be drifting dangerously close to politics which I might remind you an entire board exists to discuss
cheers will
>>215450444Andy Burnham the modern Machiavelli. Plans within plans schemes within schemes
why does everyone suddenly know the fucking jewish calendar when this shit happens"oh mate, and on yom kippur as well"as if you knew it was fucking "yom kippur" before nowyou thought "yom kippur" is what yorkshireman says with a mouthful of fish breakfast
hey rabbi... watcha doin?
>>215450456well said
xcancel.com/HaydenHewitt/status/1973683173352763603surely that's at least one dead on the ground
never been to a synagogue me but for some reason they always have them in the rich/affluent areas makes you think doesnt it really activates the old almonds
leftypol casually committing terror attacks again to stop the evil right
Probably a shia
>>215450475/brit/ has always had a healthy jewish population lad
>>215450475Is someone in the west country with their mouth empty
>>215450475I only know about it because my football team tweeted about it
Andy Harkonham
>>215450475kek this
>>215450490give over/brit/ is as jewish as an expensive bacon sarnie
>>215450475I'm jewish
>>215450483fucking hellyou never see videos this good from here
Well if it had happened on Purim they would have been pissed
>>215450475Translate this into Scots and you're looking at 50k+ retweets
why is Leftypol so violent lads?
>>215450475your mum yommed all over my kipper last night
10 billion more to israel
flatmate bought a massage gun for his ‘muscle aches’ after the gym what are the chances he’s really using it on his knob as a wanking tool?
Lads have any of you had anger problems that you've successfully treated?I can't deal properly with arguments or disagreements at all. My blood pressure instantly goes through the roof as I fill with rage. I can't even get the words out because I can hardly breathe.I think it comes from my parents because they were horrible retards who would wind me up to no end so I'd just yell at them until they fucked off
>>215450475But it is Yom Kippur? Not sure how not precisely knowing the date of Yom Kippur before today is at all relevant.You okay?
>FOKKEN 'ELL >HES GOT BOMBS ON 'IMhttps://x.com/TPointUK/status/1973696859463102595
>>215450529nah I'm over the age of 15
>>215450523>LeftypolFuck off you yank brained mong
>>215450529you grow out of it, I was the same until about 30ish
>>215450483This is bizarre. "Everyone get back" random people just stepping over the stabbed man and watching. Is this Britain now?
>>215450483screaming at the boomer standing looking through the fence as the guy with the MP5 is telling everyone to get back and then the camera pans to some cunt dead to the right of the boomer SCREAMING
Interesting, armed police on the scene within seconds to shoot the attacker dead.Meanwhile in Southport they were nowhere to be seen for ages, it was the unarmed civilians who had to step in against the knife attacker in order to stop more children being stabbed …
>>215450529was a period when i was younger, maybe late teens, when every little thing would cause me to get furious. effing and jeffing at inanimate objects over nothingjust grew out of it
>>215450529I'm sorry your parents were like that*hugs*
>>215450555it was clearly done by the left mate or those affiliated with the left use your eyes
That's Real Britain
>>215450572>>215450562just getting his daily steps in
>>215450560>>215450587>you grow out of itor you dont and you end up caving some cunts head in for cutting you off in traffic or spilling beer
looking forward to the house remix that samples "fokkin' 'ell, 'e's got bombs on 'im" at the drop
>>215450572why are you screaming
>>215450589Rasheed is not considering grand leftist theory as he straps a nail bomb to himself
i did not shia that one coming!
>>215450609just what we do here
>>215450609he's scared mate, it's a traumatic event
a strange pattern emerges on brit/pol/ whenever theres a breaking news happening like this. An army of anonymous posters spam the thread with off topic posts like asking about dinner suggestions, taylor swift/e-celeb gossip and e-drama from trip postersIts like someone turns on a switch or presses a button, and its becoming more and more noticeable as time goes on. Happens here too.
>>215450572>>215450599reminded me of this
>>215450583Southport is further away. This is literally in the city
>>215450620OH so now the left doesn’t want to be affiliated with the migrants? When it suits you is that right mate?
>>215450572that's not an mp5 I don't thinklooks more like a carbine rifle
It's right-wing because Muslims are religious and therefore conservative or something
FOOKIN EL E'S GOT BOMS ON IM AM GETTIN THE FOOK OUTTA HERE *continues to stay* howling
can we all remember not to look back in anger please x
>>215450620He doesn't have to >muh no true scotsman
dinner suggestions, lads?
>>215450529i used to play so much computer games i threw my mouse at the wall but not anymore
>>215450483for me it's the half second of bollywood music at the start of the recording
>>215450609why wouldnt you be screaming?
>>215450631Of course, because the only armed police in the country are in Manchester. Are you trying to tell me the armed police had to do the hour drive to Southport after it was called in? Lmao
>>215450631ah yes the city where all the police in the country live
le screamingle howling
>>215450643Thats how it goes down in the statistics x
>>215450634What the fuck are you talking about? Not everything is a left right issueThe Muslim mentality exists outside of those boundaries, just because only right wing people acknowledge the problems with it doesn't make Muslims attacks "left wing"
>>215450666>>215450668The armed police hq in greater manchester is in manchester. Where as in Liverpool its in Liverpool not southport
>>215450676all muslim attacks are left wing because the left keeps protecting them no matter what
>>215450676a lot of yap in this response, migrants and their actions are affiliated with the leftists that support them.
>>215450676and the reason they all vote labour?
Reckon we should import more people who hate each otherImagine Azeris and Armenians battling it out on the streets of Chester
>>215450676Because leftypol wants them in and rorke wants them out? Its not that difficult pal
mad how it was all comfy /brit/ threads until the latest happeningwill never forgive the muslims for this
>>215450688So what’s your point? There is armed police in Southport.
me, 40 minutes in to responding to a fatal stabbing, deliberating whether to text Greg James to tell him I love the show and to keep the tunes coming
quite sad not a single one of those scouse rats even attempted to help that guy bleeding out
>>215450696
>>215450676Why aren't Muslims out there supporting other right wingers like big baz on the street protesting the hotels then? Because being a muslim in Britain makes you an outsider and a minority, so any sane and rational actor would adopt a political stance that supports their continued existence in their adopted country. Don't be a fucking spastic, all browns are left wing
>>215450696not gonna start anything again with me, is he
leftypol awful quiet since discovering it was one of their own
>>215450695>a lot of yap in this responseThanks for confirming your tiktok addled brainYes they are but that doesn't make the motivating of the attacker left or right wingI know viewing things outside of a black and white spectrum might be difficult for you but it's simply the case
>>215450718scmraing
>>215450745More YAP lmao.Left supports browns = responsibility is shared
this wouldnt have happened if we had digital ids
fockin 'ell 'e's got bombs onnim!!
>>215450720thought it was in manchester
oh mate they’ve not bloody gone and done it to yom kipper have they? Fucks sake mate
bbc must be seething that their expose got immediately overshadowed by actual news
>>215450690>>215450702>>215450709>>215450738The original post wasn't about whether this was a result of leftist politics which it is, it was saying the attacker was a leftypol which is not likely to be the caseThat's the distinction I was making
Chaim Kirkowitz
>>215450526I got one years ago genuinely for muscle pain and stiffness etc but eventually curiosity got the better of me. Didn't work very well, machines for actual sexual activity work way better. But then again I have a cunt not a cock.But yeah I'd wager he'll give it a try at least once
>>215450718whats this then
*remixes "'e's got bombs onnim" into Labyrinth - Earthquake when he says "cause we throw bombs on it"*
>>215450767I accept your concession Maybe wait till you've passed your GCSEs before you comment again
leftypol mate… that’s just not on
bom kippur
>>215450562The leaded generation
>>215450784The original post said >or those affiliated with the left So you agree with the original post, remind me what you’re arguing for again?
Keir sending in the starmtroopers to confiscate your bread knives
>>215450809all cat freaks are mentally ill not surprised
fuck sake*starts putting away all the Yom Kippur decorations I've had prepared for weeks for this morning*
i am a rat in human form
brace for riots from British Jews
>>215450793Thought them gun ones were for clitorisesesLike the hitachi magic wand
mumberg's cancelled yom kippurdadberg's pulling down the yom kippur tree as we speak
>>215450806>I accept your concession
>>215450800cos e's got bombs on imgot bombs on imjust stabbed something yeah kvech for me
there must be at least one here i'd shg
>>215450819rasheed
this has completely ruined my Yom Kippur I’ll have to wait until next year now
>>215450819
The right-wing American websites I get most of my information from are NOT going to like this
Why are brits so antisemitic?
imagine attacking a Synagouge on the Indian bank holiday of Mahatma Gandhi Jayantijust not on, is it, been well looking forward to it
>>215450813No the original post said "why is Leftypol so violent lads?" which is not the same and a FOYable reaction to an event like this
>>215450846fucktard rasheed loves cats
>>215450845bottom would easily get it
I reckon there will be more backlash from this than ANYTHING ELSE we've witnessed in British 21st century history.London underground bombings will be nothing compared to this.
i wonder if it's possible to hide a bomb up your arse
>>215450845The aroma. Get it pondered.
>>215450811
>>215450871Well we just saw a good example of leftypols violence in America didn’t we?
>>215450877yeah that's usually how it goes
>>215450871Leftypol is a /brit/ term you utter fuckwit
>>215450878oh my days grow upforgotten in a week
>>215450845The fish smell, imagine that. I'd do them all, if possible all at once.
turning up for the 72 virgins with my arse all hanging in scraps from the bomb
>>215450878>backlash from jewsUnlikely
get the 'tex posted
*takes my skull cap off and holds it to my chest like a soldier mourning the fallen*on yom kippur of all days...
>>215450905sensible chuckle.gif
>>215450908nah, I reckon the painful memories will resurface at the end of every September from now on as the country prepares to recognise Yom Kippur as it regularly does
>>215450876Many sections in the qu'ran describe all house pets as like having demonic beasts in your house, and forbids it. You're also a soulless mentally ill goblin if you don't love cats
>>215450908>>215450924Suuuuuure. Headline tomorrow: "ANTISEMETIC ATTACKS ON THE RISE. HOLOCAUST 2.0"
>>215450900We're talking about an event in Manchester>>215450907You're sincerely a spastic
one person gets killed and the prime minister has to have an emergency meeting
*stops midway through eating my Yom Kippur chocolate egg*there's been a WHAT
>>215450949who’s we?
>>215450829Hitachi is more like a massive conventional vibrator, massage/muscle guns don't vibrate, they pound along a certain axis (forward and back, or up and down) so if you like getting your cock or clit punched 25 times per second it could work
British man been caught trying to smuggle 9kg of meth out of Thailand is now facing death penalty…HE WAS PAID £460 TO DO IT omds
Leftypol not having a good season so far, too many own goalsRorke steady away, building momentum
>You're also a soulless mentally ill goblin if you don't love cats
>>215450962DO NOT look up his wife
>>215450976silly bugger
Thoughts AND prayers!
>>215450845are they all trannies?
Millions of brits get great replaced every year and no one bats a eye. But kill one person of a certain ethnicity and everyone loses their minds.
Leftypol up to his old tricks!
>>215450982scrombiting
>>215451011stfu someone died you cunt
just got on the bus and said happy yom kippur to driver, like you doand he's gone "it's not really though, is it? not now"
>>215451007Why’s he smiling?
leftypol mate you support this?
^_~
>>215451028howl
>>215450976must be more to this storywhy would a gigatarq risk it all for half a grand
Islam is a religion of peace. Dont like a few terrorist murderers, pedophile groomers, scammers and corrupt local politicans spoil it for the majority xRightwingers? All hateful, bigots and on the wrong side of history
>>215450529Things usually just crash out in my head until it equalizes. Mr Rogers in a bloodstained sweater emerges and I plainly state reality as I see it.>You were *warned*
>>215451028s
>>215450604see those things don't affect me much at allwhat really sets me off are arguments, or even just simple disagreements with people who are stupid or entitledit's like with each passing second I can feel it escalating in my mind and the only way to deal with it is to go spergrage mode
>>215451049my pitty would have that thing on toast
>>215451049cute overload xD
>Starmer makes a speech talking about how everyone is British>we're all cut from the same cloth same values >the next day inter ethnic violence occurs that completely ignores the real BritsHilarious timing
>>215451049funny little fella
yom kipPOO
>>215451074can I keep her tiger?
Sitting in an office with two jewish people and everyone is coming over asking if they're okay
>>215450845meanwhile on their ownhttps://mobile.x.com/Cobaltbug/status/1923154146800054433/photo/1
Not very yom kippurry is it...
>>215451101he can rim pronto
>>215451072are you the cronem poster?
>>215451056drug mules are often being threatened or coerced in some way
>>215451082God is British
>>215451096if i were them i'd have the day off
>>215450823100% monke me
can barely bring myself to open my yom kippur stocking
do not stab
>>215451026Scrongling
>>215451125o7
blocking it all out until tomorrow when deegs can unpack and explain everything to mecan't trust the news these days but you can trust a man like him
>>215451096Why aren't they celebrating Yom Kippur
do we condemn this attack? might condemn it
I’d sniff Emma Watson’s farts just as I’d shag her.
>>215451152Christian country
Greta Thunberg sex yarmulke
Leftypol making spergy posts about yom kipper rather than address the allegations
>>215450823rat is more dignified and valuable than mei'm something of a leech or slug
>>215450483Thanks for the link. Crazy shit.
>>215451143you are a strange fella
i'm a slug you see
*puts the chocolate back in my yom kippur calendar*
We at /brit/ urge the British community of Jews to not look back in anger
any fellow scots in?
How are they going to blame this on Nige then
>>215451202kek
rorke languishing in the dungeonleftypol capering in court
can't believe they'd do this on hannuckah
can't believe they've done this just 20 days before the Birth of Bahá'u'lláhgood job I've kept my receipts
Do we know who committed this stabbing?
>>215451210muttoid
>>215451184hes absolutely seething that /brit/ isn't as antisemetic as him and knows the basics of jewish culture
Mental how someone posted CP earlier on
>>215451231biomass
Middle Easterners stabbing each other on the streets of our once-great industrial citiesThat's Real Britain
fucking screaming the rabbi of the synagogue has already got a donation page set up
>>215451231one of leftypols ilk
Can barely bring myself to open pornhub, all this hate towards the Jewish community is sick.
well that's tonight's plans fpr the yom kippur nativity play cancelled then
>>215451212“People are driving hate and division in this country”never mind that it’s been here for a good 30 years
>>215451236without googling, when's St Andrew's Day?
>>215451243why do you try to act like a normal poster half the time when just under the surface you're thistop yourself la
>>215451243kill yourself
>>215451271why would I know that? I am english
leftypol killing people again is it
>>215451254Can't let a good opportunity go to waste
>>215450483Even the other Jews aren't bothering with the bloke on the groundMaybe he's too far gone
right lad if you’d go to maccies would you rather see >fat british whites in the kitchen or>assorted third worlders in the kitchen
>>215451231Visegrad 24 has a photo of a tubby bald brown lad with a beardCould just be an Uberman desu
Before we begin the annual Yom Kippur apple bobbing competition - colloquially known as Bob Kippur - please join us in a minute's silence for the victims of today's awful events
>>215451303>>fat british whites in the kitchenif they are women that's my fetish
>>215451308gender would be a perfect 50/50, however it’s a female manager
>>215451291then why the fuck would you know when "yom kippur" is
>>215451307oh my days rorke
>>215451307>Bob kippurhwl
wonder if thom kippur has an album planned to offer his condolences
Sir Kippur Stabber
>>215451307screm
>>215451212His pro israel stance and richard tices visit to israel has incited our peaceful muslim communities to commit uncharacteristic violence
there’s one autist posting every minute about yom kipper, the same autist who posts cronem it seems
Yum Kipper
this is the worst day I’ve had since October 7th
Has Yommy Robinson issued a statement yet?
>>215451366ha ha that is funny i am laughing
im so fucking horny and sex starved i feel like taking ass
don't know when yum kippers isdon't know when hannukah isdon't know when ramalamadingdong isSt George's Day is April 23rdsimple as>>215451360threadly gags made in response to big events is a time-honoured /brit/ tradition, newcunt, not everything is schizos
Had some lovely sex with the gf last night lads, was one of those nights where you cuddle sleeping afterwards. Makes you feel lucky to be alive.
don't see why it matters if people didn't know when yom kippur waswhat matters is it is yom kippur and it's a holy day for the jewish man
poooooo screaming
>>215451392on Yom Kippur eve, of all days
>>215451366>Never forget dads last words>He was losing a lot of blood and we didnt know his blood type for the transfusion>He just kept saying be positive Love you dad x
>>215451392havent had passionate sex in monthsonly have toil like robotic shagging now
>>215451388>newcunt I first came here 10 years ago mate, I know how to spot someone playing characters on here
four grams of protein in a tin of artichoke bottoms
>>215451401it's humorous that everyone jumps on the internet to parrot the fact, given that they only just learnt it from a tweet and had no clue just this morning
>>215451392bit gay
>smoke me a kippur, i'll be back for breakfast
It's a holy day in my religion too and I don't see any of you talking about it.
SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND
reckon the attacker was like "fuck sake didn't know it were yom kippur, this aint right"
>>215451438Hon Hon Hon Kippur
>>215451433lost on me i'm afraidmight have that autism thing
I told you I was ill
84 days until Christmas lads. That's just 12 short weeks away!
>>215451424>I know how to spot someone playing characters on hereDoubt it given you've accused me in the past of being that poster and I'm not the one Yom kipur posting
Worst thing about that tsunami was that it ruined Christmas
reckon this christmas will be all about the manchester stabbings
New year in September. Why are they like this
Kippurs for breakfast, Aunt Helga
Obviously glad not many people died but how do you have a car and a an IED strapped to you in the middle of a city and only take out one person you stabbed?Feel like if you just did a four lions and walked into Boots you'd do a better jobAre they really that incompetent?
>>215451291>why would i know a christian saints feast dayi kneel ranjeet
>>215451474you’re confusing me with someone else I’m infrequently here
>>215451480who yommed all the kippurs?
eating cup of pineapple
>>215451462so imagine this morning you were just going about your day as a normie with minimal knowledge of the Jewish calendarthen you see this story reported, and it's the first time you find out it's Yom Kippur todayfrom then on, every time you see the story mentioned, you go out of your way to repeat "and on Yom Kippur as well!" from the article you saw, in order to appear knowledgeable and observant, even though you had no clue until you read it at the same time everyone else didTHAT's who this is mocking
>>215451533You're a massive retard
>>215451516gold
This happened because we're not multicultural enoughI will not rest until every village in Britain has a significant Zoroastrian community
>>215451533cynical bastardasocial numpty
>>215451533cant comprehend this
>>215451533thanks for taking time out of your busy yom kippur to explain it:)
got no mates lol
>>215451533and on Yom Kippur as well
>>215451533you need a girl mate
>Yom KippurReminds me of that war
>>215451566no worries, hopefully your fellow autistic bretheren can make the effort to learn some humour too x
there was a yom kippur war wasn't they?
>>215451594been married 6 years, they're not kidding when they all say they want a sense of humour mate
>>215451533Yom kippur war is pretty famous. Sounds like youre the ignorant one
The buggers. Send them back.
>>215451597Really screaming
>>215451622nice arse
if it doesn't get celebrated in OSRS with a seasonal event it's not a real holiday and i don't know or care about itsorry
>>215451616she must be very unsatisfied with her choice of husband
I told you it was yum kipper
>>215451599>>215451617sorry to break it to you lads but if it's not WWI or WW2 or something with a catchy name like The Hundred Year War then it is NOT "famous"normies do not follow wars, that's a you lot thing
Are you really all spending your Yom Kippur posting on here instead of being with your families?
desperately need to get my brains fucked outnot even remotely gay either
>>215451622shes got bigger legs than him
Starmer announces October 2nd as national holiday to mourn the attack on the Jewish community.
sir yom kippur
umkippers
>>215451667yomming
>>215451671>>215451671>>215451671
>>215451646if that helps you sleep at night, sure, she's miserableshe's crying into her yom kippur jumper
4000 Goyim to be sacrificed in penance
>>215451622>Wearing socks and sliders in nature
>>215451533It's an extremely relevant detail thoughDoesn't matter whether or not people knew about it before It needs mentioningIf a paki committed a terrorist attack on St George's day there would be an obvious ideological reason that should be stated regardless of whether people knew it's SGD
>>215451717where has anyone denied that?