big ben
more like big bender hahaha
FCJMVBNNG S REAMINGINGGGGGGGG
yom kippur sub edish
might bum a chinky prossie then run off without paying
the apple bottom jeans with the boots and the furand everybody was looking at hershe hit the floor and the next thing you knowshorty got low low low low low
Why didn’t they shoot the Lee Rigby killers?
Haha alri lads
grinching on yom kippur by driving a car into a synagogue and stabbing people
Need Emma Watson to do a fart in my face.
>>215451751It would've been racist
>>215451754imagine showing this off when you're a wog
don't feel safe in this country anymore does this happen in your country
>>215451751they surrendered remember the woman filming them going "WHY YOU DONE THAT?"
leftypol commiting violent acts again of course
Item Of theDay posterI respect YourGimmick a Lot OkYou`re A Top Posterdon`t ThinkI don`t Get it !! PlayingonMissingNo !!
She had sex with an ape on yom kippur of all days
Pure English stock
>>215451780yes. all the time.
>>215451789can you explain? i dont think i do get it
>>215451780yeah happened this morning if you can believe it
>>215451789IDIYGYdIdoM?
>>215451789I'm nothing compared to you wonderful gary eats posterlet's hope diego returns tomorrow and everyone can celebrate!
i said a kip kop a kippura kippur to the kip kip kop you can't stop a koppinto the yam yam yommy said up jump the yommyto the yommy to the kippur the beat
>>215451826on yom kippur??
lads this country is quickly spirallingI don't feel safe in london
did I miss today's pokemon of the day?
aurora borealis?
so this is the so called british culture is it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULKey91MMj4
>>215451852it's...MUDKIPPUR !!
ffs rorke it's yom kippur You didn't know that? It's pretty bloody well known mateOf course I know about yom kippur It's a big deal mate
why would eating pineapple hurt my tummy:(
he's back
>>215451885scrom
joke is dry now
>>215451852It was FezandipitiI hadn't either but still at least all gens get represented
>>215451671get it brutalizedget it digitizedget it greyed up
>>215451904They never increase the security for the goyim
>>215451885SCREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMING
honestly shagging prossies is more fun than shagging normal women
>>215451885
>>215451904back again
>>215451852its a fakemon posted by fake pokemon of the day poster
>>215451904Sir Keirishi Sunakmer
>>215451912Oh nice I've seen that guy
>>215451893pinapple spikes serotonin which causes poor bowel function (serotonin is bad not good)
>>215451908usually happens after you have to explain them to autists who believe you're a government agent for making jokes they don't get
>>215451914>brutalized>digitizedFOY
Sir Yom Kippur
>>215451922yes there's a reason for that and the reason has a lot to do with there being something essentially wrong with you
>>215451946sorry mate thanks for explaining how funny you are
The little Swedish girl has been kidnapped on international waters by Jewish pirates
Sir O Tonin
Robot gfs in the future lads. Robot women don’t fart or poo though.
>>215451945nooooooooI want the serotonin!!!!!!!!
>>215451971She's legally an adult omw to get that green bird
>>215451982a bit frumpy isn't she
>>215451971or saved from public execution in Gaza. Tbf they never would’ve set foot in Gaza anyway
>>215451961i shag prossies for so long i go past the hour and some tell me to stop but i dont until i spaff then i run off on them without paying
had maccies today, getting expensive isn’t it
>>215451982not with that attitude
>>215451971hope they don't rape her. is she a virgin do you think?
off to Greggs for their limited edition Yum Yum Kippur
>>215451983you've been lied to my lovely same as them saying estrogen is the "female hormone" instead of a stress hormone which is what it is (also bad)
yum kipper
>>215451997it's time for you to go away
>>215451971Greta exhibits a greater and greater sense of desperation to remain relevant People are a lot less sympathetic or interested now that she's not the wonder child anymore
>>215452028poo screaming
Oop I’ve been warned
>>215452020just tell me how to make my tummy feel better pleaseit's hurting
kipper the dog
SS MARCHES IN THE FOE'S LAND
feisty minx has only gone and cancellednowfucked my dom kippur plans right up so it has
>>215452020why do MDMA feels so good thenserotonin is based
>>215452040i mean she had to do something when the whole climate change grift dried up, and she will move on to the next when the was is over
Gretas freedom flotilla heading to Gaza at a blistering 1 mile per hour. We’re gonna do it! No one try and stop us
>>215452053a spoonful of coconut oil if you have any in your kitchen
>>215451971Hope they shag her rotten
why kippur makes anglos so mad wtf
local Indian takeaway has a deal on just for today, buy the pickle tray and get a free poppadom kippur
>>215452070probably the methamphatamine part
>>215452099why are they giving freedom tortilla to gaza
greta spotted making a call to manchester in the early hours of this morning
could do with a kippur myself I'm knackered
>>215452074What's the point of it all again, they land and immediately get arrested and deported and then Hama's loots and price gouges all their aid they brought
compulsively yawning grabbing my cold arse and saying ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
>>215452099it’s just one unfunny autist
>>215452099quite the opposite, mate, I've been looking forward to it all year*puts my little cap on and pulls a party popper*
>>215452109amphetamines and speed on their own don't feel near as good as cathinones and mdma
>>215452125she wants to become a martyr
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com
I hear Spainmonster had a megamelty in Manchester
making bones about it what you gonna do
>>215452125they had absolutely no intention of making it to Gaza, greta is a PR merchant
>>215452134only unfunny autists are the one trying to bring up Greta and Gaza in a thread about British culture and you still crying over not getting a joke
>>215452140Is he drunk? Why can’t this fat retard string an actually sentence together?
bought gta iv in the steam sale never played it for some reason hoping for a comfy weekend
>>215452168sorry mate could you explain the joke again I still don’t get it
>>215452134tbf it is quite funny
>>215452150
actually sentence
the singular yom kippur poster
>>215452085Why tho
>Relief and new baby for asylum family of child suffocated in Channel crossingBeautiful story, rorke wont be happy though I assumehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8d7l2pvdrro
>>215452183have fun with the driving
good lad that yom kippur made plenty of crucial saves for us
just let it be known that when i mentioned yom kippur it wasn't as a joke, I was just pointing out that it was done on a holy day (very nasty)
it's not funny
stringing together actually sentences like I strung up the yom kippur bunting last night in preparationseems bittersweet to look at, now...
Alri Donald trump
>>215452207it is fun once you get the hang of itspent hours upon hours just getting into car chases
>>215452225behave yourself you weasel
I need someone to explain the joke and then I’m sure it will be hilarious
>>215452210no-one cares, autist
>>215452207I liked the driving, just riding in NY with the jazz radio on at night
>>215452200She's a little fucking arrogant terrorist privileged slag.She needs to be gaped by 3 Israeli soldiers at once and I guarantee she'll shut the fuck up and go back to sweden never to be heard from again
>>215452207More interesting than 5's where every car handles the same and has what feels like the same top speed
>>215452245pack it in
Going for a nice kip
>>215452260they don't come in tins, they come in boats
he keeps pulling worldies this lad
>>215452266you can't say this
America? Oh yeah basically it’s this place where it’s impossible to suffer
>>215452251bizarro freak
>>215452285>walkerscroom
>>215452278It has to be some femdom sort of thing. He’s very effeminate and speaks like a faggot and cries every 5 minutes over nothing idgi
>>215452125they're just your typical delusional leftymongs. a big chunk of the activists bailed because the flotilla had lgbt campaigners on it. doomed to fail from the start because leftypol is in constant denial about reality
>>215452201bro killed his daughter
just been round the neighbours to ask if they still want to come out at 8pm and bang pots and pans together for yom kippur
GTA IV's New York also felt really good to play in compared to V's LA & California area
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759405895398260.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759405895398260.webm
>>215452285>Walker>is in a wheelchairbravo Gandalf
>>215452201Unironically though why are they not arrested for child neglect?Think taking a 7 year old on an overloaded dinghy which ultimately lead to her death might fall under that category
>>215452251yeah she's annoying but that's pretty fucked if you genuinely believe that
I like it when the little southeast asian man says bullshit but it sounds like "booshie"
What do you reckon is going to be gimmick of the year (GOTY)?
>>215452377can't think of a single decent one
can't even bring myself to do the 109 kippy uppies today
"As long as I'm weak, I ask you for freedom, because that's according to your principles. As soon as I'm strong, I take away your freedom, because that's according to my principles."
how do we stop the lanklet menace lads
>>215452377booshie
>>215452377Clair Obscur i hope
>>215452377poo seal wins all categories
>>215452377umpostingactually no poo seal
you wouldn't be laughing if it was you that got stabbed
>>215452377i like the cartoon horses
help hep help help
>>215452377the real contenders are>poo seal (solid but a tad stale)>bighams (spammed to death)>ponyposting (based beyond belief)
>>215452099We're not mad we love it and we've known about it all along
>>215452377SAGBL
>>215452423I'd be screaming
>>215452408
>>215452377bighams
>>215452408god british women are so fucking hideous and dysgenic, looks like god put his palm in her stumpy fucking face and rubbed it all around before sending that fridge back down to earth
>>215452423especially on yom kippur of all days
>>215452377post-spaino expressionism
>>215451690LMAO
>>215452432bighams doesn’t qualify, spammed to death by one retard, didn’t catch on
hello guys x
>>215452423we jews famously use humour to get us through hard times
>>215452408it's called marfan syndrome and it's good?
>>215452445flat stanleys fallen on hard times
>>215451904I wonder what G.I. Joe will do with such information.
>>215452449as if you wouldn’t eat her fanny like a dog eating hot chips shush lmao
butch lesbian to tradwife hypnosis porn
what's happening lads? gchq knows this was a joke, right?
>>215451799>10/02/2510 yr
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rapelad>rorke/leftypol>get them xxx>big brad>canslad>nonceposting>biomass>poo smells>mallardlad>poo seal>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradley>Paper round in Chernobyl>Autumnclue>Kosher salt>Gary's economics zesty ahh thumbnails>Charlie Bighams>Trades postingQuite the list isn't it
rorkes got that pectus excavatum
>>215452496prison for you mate
>>215451671massive benjamin
>>215452489This type of reply is exactly the reason why, freaks like you would happily munch down on some inbred landwhale and inflate their importanceDon't think i've ever shagged/dated a women below 8/10
Image shows man believed to be suspect with items round his waist
:O)
>>215452516alri harry potter
>>215452099UP THE SPURS
>>215452534you haven’t shagged/dated one above either
>>215452534>Don't think i've ever shagged/dated a womenwell blow me down, i for one am absolutely stunned
why does the booze always run out
>>215452543they're bags of spice for the curry he was going to make rorke
>>215452496on yom kippur of all daysyou sick sick puppy
>>215452432Hard agree on poo seal. It's so fucking dumb but it makes me laugh.
>>215452543leftypol unmasked
the tranny spammers here unironically got me into carly rae jepsen she's got some bops lads
>>215452513>Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?No because you're a retard who thinks heatherpaedo and zeid spam counts as 'gimmicks' while ignoring genuine organic gimmicks
>>215452567technically it all eventually gets processed into your piss, so if you took your piss and filtered it out somehow it never would
Who’s zeid?
>>215452594she has ONE from a million years ago and i shant hear otherwise or find out if im wrong
>>215452596Tell me what gimmicks I've missed and I'll add them on
>>215452543>believed to be suspectI sure hope he was because they shot himLooking at the size of him they were probably packets of crisps he was saving for later
>>215452534>Don't think i've ever shagged/dated a women
>>215452594one hit wonder
stealing memes from reddit are we?
>>215452594shes one of the most generic boring manufactured pop stars to ever exist
call a nigga israel cuz i be genociding the pussy
>>215452616so this is zeid
>>215452377Neoliberal teeth was funny until the Belgian stole it and spammed it to death on images it didn't even apply too
Which album do you prefer?Rolling Stones: Exile on Main StreetorThe Clash: London Calling?
>>215452637brits been done
>>215452567just take the ute to the bottleo mate
what about something likeneoliberal balls sagging inidk could work
these girls fall like dominoes
>>215452637that's poop seal mate completely different format
Sir Gimmique of the year
>>215452666exile is mostly just forgettable country rock wankery, London is wall to wall kino
>>215452637Oh no, we're getting sued for copyright infringement
>>215452666prefer you stopped slapping your keyboard like a monkey to generate slop posts
>>215452666don't like either really, beggars banquet and give em enough rope for me
>>215452666clash
>>215452637not so fast!
>>215452637>memes it's a video matedoesn't make it theirs just because a redditor added his gay little joke format on top of it
>>215452719fuck off retard
can't find a pichu but i know he's in the grass here as ive seen it on youtube
i going to do a small drive and not die from sleep deprivation
isn’t it crazy that there are literally a billion niggers in africa
>>215452730*wipes sweat from forehead*that was a close one, reddit nearly did something original
>>215452767madthey should all be here
had some great sex with the gf last night
Just searched the archive for neoliberal teeth and there's a bunch of instances if it being used them a few minutes later "another poster" gushing about how funny it isMost obvious samefag I've ever seen
>>215452730>some yank freak took a /brit/post and put it on redditthats even worse
Yom Kippur? I hardly knew 'er!
>>215452767there's a billion of them in my village pop. 5k
>>215451904Miss u Rishi. Subhuman br*ts didn't deserve him anywah
nth for the holodem
>>215452762if linkin park was playing and unregistered hypercam 2 was in the corner they may have been using an action replay
I lost my virginity to a Brazilian girl in São Paulo when I was on holiday. I was 16 at the time she was the most beautiful girl I’d ever seen desu
>>215452799wow i’ve never heard a joke like that beforedrive into a brick wall at 100 miles per hour
I hate tories but that’s actually sad af
Still remember typing in the Xplorer code to make Lara Croft naked It was like 30 lines long
>>215451754>andalusian, asturian and castilianMad how theyre mixed together when even a cursory observation will show you theyre different
>>215452848how big was her willy?
>>215452848How much of a tarq are you to be visiting Brazil at 16
do you lads reckon that lad that died on yom kippur is secretly happy he died on the holiest day of the year?
>>215452861Leftism WILL fall one day
>>215452861why the gonk
there’s something primal about cumming inside your gf raw, feels like mission complete brain reset
long distance callers make long distance calls and the silence makes me lonely
>>215452730
>>215452861He was a wet Tory and that was his undoing I'm sorry to say but it's FACT>>215452885He was a lefty
>>215452543just another isolated incident rorke. stop seeing patterns rorke. stop asking questions rorke
>>215452713Bet you're one of those wankers who think "as long as it's BRITISH rock and roll, they can have a go at the queen and the system"
when your gf takes charge ugh mummy
poo seal is done, wish I never saw him
>>215452861am i supposed to know who this
>>215452899it's over
>>215452848I was 16 too but lost mine at school unironically, on lunch round the back fields
>>215452713i like the junkie country rock wankery, but fair point. ive put London Calling on>>215452719ive inherited some old vinyl records from my dad. they havnt been touched in years so I bought some special cleaner and hav been cleaning through the records. last night i cleaned Exile and London Calling. >>215452726not got beggars banquet and consider it one of the Stones worst albums. Give em Enough Rope 1st pressing is in my inherited collection but ive not yet cleaned it. >>215452727got London Calling on and loving it. I was worried some of these records quality might be affected but so far they are sounding great
>>215452912why are the irish perpetually obsessed with britain?
>>215452935Teddy Sheringham
flushing my poo seal merchandise down the bog
>>215452150This was more based than any of her climate change stuff
>>215452912weird post x
girl thinks political parties are like football teams https://x.com/emilyhewertson/status/1973460236376645644
>>215452848lost mine at 23 lad but was with a younger girl
>>215452969She's right btw
HBO just cancelled the poo seal series
>>215452969they aremost people treat them that way
Just found out David Amess was Jewish, interesting factoid of the day
reckon poo seal is dead got killed by a land whale
@graciediarrhea
>>215452952>>215452966Got your knickers in a twist, didn't I?
>>215452996I don't believe this to have been the case
niggers live in israel
why is hot sex with my gf so peng
>>215452912don't care about country originating from America, it's more that they were just doing the same shtick from previous albums without trying anything new. London was quite a bold move to a new sound and it paid off
>>215453013err not really no
so this is frorke
get the poo seal effigy hanged drawn and quartered
>>215453015Ok mate
>>215452991Al-Rorq
pee dolphin
>>215452948is this the first time you've ever listened to these albums?my favourite track is 'Lost In The Supermarket', I think it's on side A
>>215453077*hits you on the snout with a rolled up newspaper*
corr spaff
>>215453082Didn’t say this after Southport
>>215453077grim image for a number of reasons
>>215452285
>>215453083just not the same is it, miss my nugga poo seal like you wouldn't believe
>>215452839starting to think this is the case
>>215452969They are. Me grandad supported Leeds. I support Leeds. He voted Labour. I vote Labour. Sir Wank Stopper is a cunt and Shandy Burnedham is no better but ill probably vote Labour again next time.
>>215453124leftypol unmasked
>>215453058>From a working-class background, he was the son of James Amess, an electrician, and his wife Maud Martin, a dressmaker. Amess was raised Catholic, like his mother.
>>215453082actually feel sorry for the lad, it's just one thing after another he has to deal with and nothing he does or says is good enough
we live in fucking hell
I hope the next edish is a free sheldon edish
>>215453130incredibly runtish behaviour, bet you eat ready meals
>>215453143because it's not good enough is it?
>>215453083Just crude not like pooseal
>>215453103he actually started imprisoning people who wanted to keep children and communities safe
>>215453085I heard them growing up and ive probably listened to them on spotify or whatever over the years. first time ive listened to them on vinyl. side one London Calling is a great so far.
>>215453082Everything except send them back I presume
>post the list of gimmicks>get told it's not right and I'm missing some>ask which I'm missing so I can add them>ignored Lmao
>>215453041Never really listened to it. Always thought the title track was boring, but that's because I listened to it when I was 13 or 14.Bad News-Cashing in on Christmass EP is where it's at
>>215453143would gob a massive slug of phlegm in your face if I could
Hope Diego returns this Friday New Alan Partridge on BBC One at 9:30 and it would be lovely to have him here during it
>>215453155I dont, yet, but my grandad does... when im old ill eat ready meals.
>>215453198fuck off you little cunt
>>215453204bit uncalled for
>>215453198didn't see pee dolphin on there
>>215453219>>215453219>>215453219
>>215453077Umm
>>215453220yeah it was sorry
>>215453198Lurkmoar
>>215452285>this is Walker>we call him Roller though
>>215453199the title track is overrated but if you rate the album as a whole package rather than individual songs it's pretty good
>>215453083thats actually jizz
>>215452991so this is Al-Rorke
