mick fleetwood marfan syndrome
>>215453219who is marfan syndrome? she looks cute
Jewish moment
nth for the holodem
bet they had great sex
>>215453250joey ramone
>>215453219Hes just lanky
>>215453214Mate you're just gonna have to admit "neoliberal teeth" isn't as funny as you think it is
how can you be Jewish but raised Catholic that doesn’t make any sense
>>215453264How most trannys look when theyre trying to pass
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h8zs898lr4
interesting timing of this article on the eve of yom kippur
excrement marine mammal
>>215453265idk mate his bones look strange
>>215453294What are you struggling to comprehend
The girlies x
found pichu :)
>>215453317>"the brotherhood does not control society" says leader of brotherhood
Can't get over how those coppers said migrant Muslim rapists should be killed Such hateful language
Noted, about Clash
I do.
For me it's the 2 Jews who walk past the bleeding out jew nonchalantly
>>215453327i dont see it. he was just a lanklet. he filled out over the years
>>215453317Aren't so many cops freemasons? Which makes you wonder, if they have a craft already, why become cops?
>>215453374Were actually mossad handlers
>>215453357Not wrong though is itAll rapists should be killed I reckon
>>215453317They don't, my toilberg is one, it's just a gay club for boomers
>>215453257hate that evergaol the field boss near it aggros if you even look it from a mile away
>>215453317Almost forgot it's yom kippur but someone reminded me earlier
>>215453402Apparently it is wrong, they all got sacked lmao
Rorke getting into an argument about x86 vs ARM at 3am
>>215453435mental how the governemnt sold ARM off to the japanese country has gone to the dogs might move to thailand me and live with thailad
>>215453303I remember the time I was in the 7eleven in norwalk and this came on the sound system and it put my on the verge of a manic episode
>>215453317Grandad was a mason. Lots of middle class business people were back in the day
>>215453372reckon 80% of the decline of religion can be attributed to trading reverence and seriousness for gay memes
no vtubers for meoff the vtubers i am
sex is amazing
i just learned that the only group in the uk with 24/7 government security is the jews
>>215453430Oh maybe it is wrong then
>proto gf isn't respondingIt's fucking over
>>215453374>oh thats moshe i knew him for 40years>anyway did you see the stock market today?
>>215453465only if she's into itmost women are cunts
>>215453301nah they wish they could look as good as joey
>>215453448fugg, when did that habben?
>>215453317they haven't done that since the end of the 19th centuryits been the jews since the 1950s in america and the uk however
A lesbian told me I was looking good
those dusters some lad was on about recently are actually really good thanks anon
>>215453475Didn't do much good for them did it
>>215453486how long has she left you on read for
>>215453496oh deary me
>>215453518Not even been read12 hours
>>215453294don't knowthe catholic church is the only organisation to say the jews committed deicide
>>215453541she isn’t feeling it, onto the next lad
they didn't look nonchalant in fact they looked stunned and one put his arm around the otheryou liars
999 call made at 9:31Suspect shot dead at 9:37Fastest response time ever?
>>215453541grim there's no excuse for that it's actually over sorry lad
>>215453555might put my arm around your neck and pull your head off your shoulders
Sky News currently interviewing a Jewish supremacist without opposition
>>215453555bit gay
any of you lads know any good spells to make a woman fall in love with you? summoning demons is allowed
>>215453582yes you areand that's ok
>>215453543true. if you dont miss me every half hour you are dead to me
>>215453592yea don’t be a virgin
>>215453576https://news.sky.com/info/contact-usYou won't
>>215453542the more conservative denominations still have a prayer urging jews to convert lest they'll be condemned to hell or something
>>215453592yeah just be black
my tiktok is just full of those toks where the bird pretends to wank you off or they spell a word ending with a and moan at the end
test
>>215453558Unironically think theyre on standby at religious holidays
>28 and hair is 99% greylmaohow do I know cunts in their mid 40s without a spec of grey on themmental
>>215453558mental a few more minutes and he could have blown himself up
>>215453622still never had tiktokreckon it's far too late now
>>215453620no one wants a fat girl
>>215453421they dipped 5 secs later kek, they'll go for round 2 the next day
Drive past that 'gogue every time I go into Manny, mental
>>215453576That's the australian shitposter news program. They're probably just letting him dig his own grave.
ive finally africanised all of britain in ck3
>>215453663leftypol revealed
>>215453640if you're handsome you'll be george clooneying pussy left and right for decades
>>215453643haha!
>>215453681Not now Keir, you've got stuff to do
>No copies of the image have been found to have been uploaded prior to today's attack. The photograph was taken on the western side of the Heaton Park synagogue. BBC verify using the cutting edge technology google reverse image search
>>215453660i love fat bitches
>Legendary Only Fools and Horses actor Patrick Murray has died aged 68 after a battle with lung cancer. We at /brit/ say RIP to Mickey Pearce.
>>215453700I DO
>>215453715why haven’t you married one then? Why do they all seek black men and produce mutts
>>215453640I'm 28 and a complete slap head so count your blessings
>>215453198not going to spoonfeed youplenty people posted the missing gimmicks in that thread, maybe take another look
rorke getting a hiv test because a lad with a fruity voice made his sandwich in subway leftypol getting a hiv test because he was barebacked by 4 black lads in a sling in a soho sauna
>>215453741
>>215453726got a skinny gf unfortunately
mans replying to a 21 minute old post :skull:
>>215453715
>>215453719It's so sad
>>215453737Can you actually fuck off neoliberal teeth mong your gimmick is not funny
how do you do toktok without the chinese spying on your phone?
>>215453734do you wear a wig? i'm considering it but it's too windy here. bit risky innit
>>215453776and your kipper jokes were?
was watching some nacho vidal porn and he tries to get the girl to rim him but she only licks the bottom of his balls so he rams her face into his bum hole and she starts shaking her head but he forces her lol that's rape isn't it?girl was dumb as fuck, he asks her to say "i love you" in russian and she literally says "i love you in russian" lmao
Will the Leftypolfu want to discuss today's big news story? X to doubt
kfc squirrel, he scranning
>>215453776i was thinking more of umposting and poo seal
>>215453640i've got grey pubes if that counts
>>215453812You have no life outside of 4chan.
>>215453592
>>2154535589:27 gofundme for the victims goes live
cock stuck in my great grandads hand made wooden jug that my mother leaves on her mantle to remember him by
>>215453819
>>215453808Sounds terrible, what's it called so I know to avoid it
>>215453819screah
>>215453632>Suspect shot dead at 9:37they are for the jews and at christmas markets
>>215453802I'm crying that kippur jokes aren't on the list >>215453813poo seal is already on there
Don't look back in anger x
>cock stuck in my great grandads hand
>>215453317>>215453356:)
>>215453819oh my DAYS
>>215453835
>>215453808its acting matethey agree on whats going to happen beforeplus the dumb girl bit is appealing
surest sign of a newcunt is equating one-thread gags with gimmicks
>>215453800No I don't wear a wig
>>215453719>legendary
stop being disgusting perverts
>>215453872they did not agree lmao loads of rape charges get filed in porn when actors go beyond what they agreed toshe was down for everything but looked very uncomfortable sucking arse which is why it only lasted 5 seconds
>>215453812mousey wouldve hated this
>>215453839>>215453861dont get it
>>215453883VILL you vear vigs?
do you lads have an opinion on this
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-26/koala-rides-golden-retriever-like-a-horse-animal-best-friends/105820294
>>215453897idiotyeah she was down to do literally everything but that was simply a bridge too far for the precious lady
just about nonce o'clock, reckon the spam will start soon
>>215453923when men THINK theyre cooler than the woman theyre dating that doesnt survive….but also never met a man cooler than his gf/wife
Please don't put your cock in the handOf your old great-grandadHe'll throw it all away
>>215453923not reallyhe looks a bit like a twat but i can't really muster much more of an opinion than that sawrry
>>215453923haven't been called cool since I got an earring in uni and the middle-aged woman at my part-time supermarket job told me I was a cool guy. it's so fucking over
>>215453943yes she never licks arse i've watched tons of her videos
>>215453930disease-ridden vermin
>>215453964>but also never met a man cooler than his gf/wifeis this why im single?
>>215453945I dont idolise any actor. Especially one who played a side character in a sitcom from 40years ago
the jew is saying reporting news on gaza has caused hate towards jewsbraindead retard admits jewish actions are responsible for hate towards jews
>>215453956well if it does it's you who's going to look suspicious now you've posted that
>>215453989oh well i defer to the expert opinion in that case
>>215453923woman writer? doesn't seem like something any man would care about
>>215453956They've got bigger fish to fry today
anyone got vids of wot all that happened then
if you found out today you only had 6 months to live what would you do? I’d get the biggest loan I could possibly get fly to vegas, gamble, do cocaine, fuck escorts until I die
=D
hate how tight my chest feels from vaping but i haven't quit
>>215454052https://files.catbox.moe/09giql.mp4
lmao theyve called in the military to defend the synagogues now
>>215453822that poor lad. what a cold, unfeeling world we live in
>>215454065HE'S GOT FOOKIN BOMBS ON 'IM
>>215454068Good practice for when they go over there I suppose
>>215454065its grim up north
>>215454055>gamble, do cocaine, fuck escortsI dont get why people idolise these, I can only imagine you say this because you saw people in movies say similar things and think it is 'cool'.
>>215454055quit my job and then just sit at home
>>215454055no you wouldn't you could literally do that now you'd sit for 6 months posting shit gimmicks in /brit/ and nobody would go to your funeral
So was it Rorke or Rasheed
>>215454102yes you've hit the nail on the head
>>215454065this is just like the holocaust
>>215454011not jewish actions but the knowledge of jewish actions
>>215454055try getting a loan with a terminal illness lmao
>>215454110Well he was brown with a big beard but he was also bald so it could be either really
>>215454065>get the fook out of here while he's got bombs
>>215454148Looks like Kieran Tierney
Might get a bee tattoo
just had a phonecall from the private dog field to say I have to dress them up for tonight's Yom Pupper social meet-upanyone know where I can get a yamaka in a staffy medium at such short notice?
Almost feel bad for neoliberal teeth mong He's been trying to get his gimmick to take off for over a year, even going to such lengths as to samefag about how funny it isNow he's sad nobody remembers it and is sperging out saying every other gimmick is just spam
>>215454206cool, and then what happened
>>215454110it was actually an unquantifiable web of complex factors at play, such that no singular cause could be blamed, including the perpetrator
That was weird
>>215454227oh my days you're actually seething
sad that if you die in public you'll inevitably be filmed by someone and footage of your corpse will end up on the internet for eternity
>>215454065Dead bloke just lying there like it's normal 'ee 'appen a pint o' graveh will see 'im reet as rain!!!
>recognise palestine, establishment support for israel fading>"oy gevalt a jew got murdered now's not the time to question the status quo"
eating a hummus bagel in memory of our fallen cousins
>>215454065Hannuda
>>215454269Incomprehensible gobbledegook
>>215454227Rattled
just imagined a character in my head called mr silly bollocks and he's incredibly silly haha>>215454235I've decided this poster is mr silly bollocks omg everyone look how silly he is!
>>215454258Find it really weird that we just accepted this as normal without questioning it
>>215454285Fish and chips for me
>cool, and then what happened
Need a star of david filter over a bad psych/songs from the big chair OP next thread
just a normal British lad me, shagged plenty of girls, been on plenty of holidays with my mates, got a financed car all that
>>215454303alri mr silly bollocks
>neoliberal teeth mongMate just call him heathermong like the rest of us?
remember in the 2010s when the russian military was thought of as impressive
Britain has failed the Jewish people today and this is as a result of antisemitism spread by selective reporting on IsraelPlease let us apologise to the Jewish people
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes.
>>215454360remember when they would make side-by-side videos of western armies in some lgbt parade next to macho russian army adslolnow the best they can do is just chink army parades
>>215454367Don't look back in anger mate
cringing at stuff that happened years ago
>>215454380
>>215454360Sane people still think that as they're fighting the entire military industrial complex of europe and america and theyre winning
>>215454380Name 5 decent shirt brands that isnt charles shiteweights and ralph lauren
Lots of anti northern sentiment itt
Might look back in anger
>>215454413all mr silly bollocks
>>215454394Still feel shame about things that I said when I was a literal child who shares no cells with my current self, state of it
careful, they're going to start to require a good goyim loicense if you keep this up
Actually pathetic
>reads 30 books>buys tesla
>>215454421UM
>>215454403>winningKiev occupied is it
>>215454403>they're fighting the entire military industrial complex of europe and americacome on now lad
>>215454360how long until you take back crimea?
>>215454440>the raped
>>215454411Why would I need five brands when Charlie T and M&S has me covered? High quality at an affordable price
>>215454411George at Asda
got rapemogged at the latest rapist convention ladsapparently all my rapes are "amateurish" and "far too emotion-driven"need to become cold and clinical like the professionals
>>215454413https://vocaroo.com/12ij6aoLywLS
I am a disgusting little freak who needs to be euthanised and my corpse fed to pigs
i've never actually met anyone from manchester
my shirts are $10 monocolour blanks from uniqlo..
Netto do some nice shirts
>>215454469Were you in parliament?
>>215454439Think that first post is mine
>>215454439reeks of heathermong
>>215454465>>215454466You dress like your mum buys your clothes
>>215454477lucky you, they're basically scouser-lite
reads 30 booksbuys tesla
>>215454493me when I do a shit
It's like 9/11 except this time the Jews are the victims
>>215454485sameall black too
>>215454500I dress like your mum buys my clothes
>>215454509Geordiemong spotted
>>215454469>cold and clinical like the professionals
how often do you wash your pillows lads? pillowcases I wash every week but reckon I don't wash the pillows enough
>>215454549WRONG
gently tickling my anus
>>215454530i have a rainbow selectionlittle spice of life
>>215454471Ancient gimmique from the dim and distant past
my mum picks my clothes because everything I pick is plain black crew cuts, joggers and jumpers
>>215454558havent had a shower in over 7 months me
please live shitting /epl/ gimmicks on /sp/ they're not even good there
People in the office are unironically doing the Yom Kippur thing
>>215454558I don't even know how you wash them do you just squeeze them in the washing machine and they still come out fluffy?
>>215454469>cold and clinicalwhat's the fun in that?
>>215454558i use the same pillowcase probably 6 months at a time
>>215454580Invading all their arab neighbours simultaneously?
>>215454589grim runt
All my clobber are labels
>>215454601sounds based
ZOG status?
neolithic teeth
so this is what it feels like when doves cry
/brit/ sexGOD logging on
never used to buy clothes and just wore what mumberg got me for birthday/christmas but in uni one night some lads laughed at my f&f by tesco t shirt and I had to sort my wardrobe out
the oldest example of the english language is in scotland
>>215454584well, because, I'm trying to become a professional rapist you seeif I just wanted a release I'd have normal sex
its funny how little time it takes for a population to just accept oppressive regime policies as simply the new reality
>>215454558never wash pillows because they go all lumpy and never return to fluffiness if I try tochange pillowcases twice a week though (and flip them to a fresh clean side everyday)
>>215454642More of a raspberry beret kind of man myself
number nine
Right you bunch of twats I’ve shagged 80 women. Ask me anything about it
>>215453490not even stealing his wallet, they are just larpers and not orthodox
Really am going to need to get around to doing some toil at some point this week
>>215454677any pooey arseholes?
>>215454677how big were their willies
>>215454677...am I going to die alone?
>WhistleM&S>KettleG Shock>1&2'sClark's
sucking the absolute hell out of a swizzlers lollipop
>>215453490AND SO SALLY CAN WAITSHE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATEAS WE'RE WALKING ON BY
went for a sleepover at a British families house when I was a kid, we all did a game of charades next to the fireplace and watched annie. That is the closest I have been to British culture
>>215454687A handful of hairy arseholes, most notably from a Turkish Cypriot girl who was 17 at the time. I actually did shag a girl in Malia who went for a shit in our hotel room toilet before we shagged and stunk because we’d run out of toilet paper >>215454694No willies but mines 6.25>>215454707You may do, but statistically I believe you’re much more like than not to experience sex at least once before then
>>215454106Are you a fucking retard? If I did that now I would have to pay the money back>>215454149Obviously I wouldn’t disclose it
>>215454736>Are you a fucking retard? If I did that now I would have to pay the money backcould very easily just kill yourself at the end
>>215454737classic american post
>>215454737alri spaki
>>215454735you know you can go larp on c.ai instead and they'll actually respond as if you're supposed to be there
>>215454755I don’t want to kill myself. The point was that I had a terminal illness where I was guaranteed to die within 6 months
>>215454737Alri Vince
>>215454773No LARP here lad, did you have a question?
>>215454727Sounds very gay
NEW>>215453710>>215453710
>>215454778but you could very easily simulate that by giving yourself 6 months to live at any time
Checking BBC News every few minutesThis is what it's like to be leftypol
>>215454677Best non white nationality?
>>215454803: /
imagine shagging so many girls you cause a shagger underflow causing your shag count to reset to 0 making you come to brit to post about how many birds you've shagged
Good day for the planespotters
>>215454822Brazilian girl in sixth form or a half Mauritius girl I shagged at one of my old toils, those brown but not black girls are built insane. Arses out of this world
>>215454834you've shagged 0 birds, haven't you lad?
>>215454813You’re just a troll
>>215454677>Ask me anything about itabout what?
mr silly bollocks absolutely pounding himself silly when a (You) pops up on a post where he claims to have shagged
You just know Andy Burnham's been rock hard all day
>>215454856no i've had sex twice with the same woman
>>215454834It’s actually because I’m old and settled down but long for my younger days
Wouldn't that be 255 birds, I don't know computers
Mental how you sit around here wasting your time berating each other instead of fixing your lives. You expect someone to care (child mentality)
>>215454822Brazilian and colombian women.
>>215454877i don't like his philtrum
He actually looks quite normal in this picture
>>215454904No itd be 1.1.2000 birds
>>215454912hes a shagger mate
>>215454912mental how mark has shagged more than some of the runts of /brit/ hahahah
I've shagged 9 women and feel that makes it harder to connect with a partnerHow do you settle down after 80
>>215454941much more, whilst stinking of fish too
>>215454912Imagine pushing him onto the tracks and hes unable to move his disgusting flabby bulk in time and then he gets eviscerated by an oncoming train
nan's heart is failing
>>215401440>>215401440>>215401440
>>215454906are you the one they call "the raped"?
grown men bragging about having sex and posting about some fat disabled spastic alky on benefits and his youtube channel
Laugh your lives away. You're the joke and it's hilarious
>>215454996who are you to talk down to the cream pie king
is this seaside mark guy like callumscorner?
>>215455010isn't your only social interaction ever being called a raped paedophile by us? as in, that is the only form of socialisation you have all day, every day?why else would you come here?
lush status:[ ] it[ ] it not[x] it 4x
>>215451671>>215451671>>215451671
>>215455026You really fail to understand I'm not trying to humiliate you. Keep coping
me at home at 2930 in AprilNO prospexts of moving out in the next five years
Those aren't real news. Fake news, if you will.
>>215455061