The lads edition
why is rorke such an expert on porn involving rimming a bloke?
>>215455061Love this
>>215454951I agree with you lad, it’s something I’m struggling with because I like shagging new people and find it difficult to lust after my partner. I’m learning tho, it’s definitely a real thing.
The Orthodox lads look basically like Muzzies anyway
>>215455058I'll take that as a "yes but you'd never admit it" in raped language
it's him!
adulthood is accepting bob mortimer isn't really that funny he just says made up shit in a sort of befuddled norfen voice
>in raped language
it's obvious to tell when the raped postsif you ignore him his posts get more and more obvious until he just has a meltdown
>>215455097Keep it on /cum/ ‘tfic
who knew it be so hard to bulk
>>215455093Awful. Not a single braincell between them.
>>215455061I love how in every type of british man you can find some who are very attractive
sexGOD logging off gotta do some work at toil
>>215455124I'll keep your /cum/ inside me tiger x
Anyone got a backup of the seasidemark creampie king video? It might be one of the most disgusting but funny things I've ever seen
>>215455132:3
Just looked back in anger
6000 callers into LBC saying they were on their way to the synagogue this morning/running late/missing it due to illness/struck by lightning
you can tell someone’s a shut in childish virgin because they think the height of life is shagging as much women as possibleit gets boring after a while. only genuine psychopaths, druggies and perverts end up becoming serial shaggers, and usually have to debase themselves to get the numbers up. Most high value, attractive and happy men are in loving relationships. I don’t see “chads” or “shaggers” out in nightclubs for instance. They’re at home or out with their wives and girlfriends. I do see desperate balding cunts aged 29 tho.
sir mom bortimer
apparently youre not to take vitamin A during pregnancy (which might be (avoiding during) the early trimesters) but it can cause neurodegenerative disorders
>>215455156Have you contacted UNESCO?
adulthood is bills, toil, wife, kids and a living on the 5% hope for a better future
>>215455169wildly uninformed post, have you ever heard of ocean beach Ibiza there’s a reason it’s shagger Mecca
>>215455174is that what happened to you?
what I be listening to at work
reminder to report the BE flags posts. you have no excuse
>>215455174are u mpreg mousey
I had sex with my girlfriend as a teen but she died of leukaemia.I'm an incel transitioning into volcel nowadays as my libido fades. If the topic ever comes up I pretend I'm still broken up about my one true love and have just chosen to remain faithful to her. In truth I just don't want to deal with women. Much rather spend time and money on my hobbies and just have the occasional wank. Very thankful to my late first and only gf for making this route respectable for me.
>>215455114name an Australian funnier than him... I'll wait
Here he is!
39-year-old balding male adult umchicken spending between 8 and 16 hours per day in 4chan.org x
>>215455174you need a certain amount of it but are supposed to avoid large amounts as well as topical retinol
I have a theory talking about shagging sends heatherpedo into a spiral and out comes the Belgium flag, as predicted
>>215455199also realized that I have become a serious andy somewhere in life a lot of different people I hated I have become. like not "being able to take a joke" but just being a mourgy cunt desu. realized that today :)
Lad goes to the balding 29 year clubs and assume that's what all clubs look like omdz
Me on my deathbed in 2065 telling /brit/ I'm about to die and seeing them reply "Vax status?" as I drift into the unknown
>>215455191Where the fuck are you finding 5%?
>>215455093Red dress n the one who comes out the bogs first for me thanks
Google Translate does Quenya but doesn't do raped.
>>215455234you're a nonce
>>215455234>realizedFOY
>>215455197it’s for 90 IQ working class roided retards.
>>215455248sexo elf >>215455254thats not funny though also nonceposting was never funny. its weird
>>215455261so the chads and shaggers?
um
IQ is a negative stat
>>215455232You’re right. All your theories are correct and anyone who tells you otherwise are all him. You’ve been right in everything you’ve been saying for years.
>>215455267just what a nonce would say
Love porn but I wish they'd make it with women as well
just sneezedit was one of those nice sneezes where it feels like your nose is having a very quick cum
Jacking off into a tissue that’s my arc
hes stopped posting "clartening" and is now calling other people noncesnotice the posting has stopped (until he realizes this and posts it again)
>>215455098:)
Right so alcohol toil last night was especially grim cos I knocked a can over and got beer all over my nice keyboard which then broke so now I've been to Asda and bought a crap keyboard until a new one arrives from Amazon
>>215455239Ktwbm
>>215455310BASED. AND. STACKED
is nonceposting pretending to be a nonce or accusing others of being nonces?
>>215455298for me it’s my window
I really wonder who buys certain goyslop that has been sold for years, and I say this as someone who LOVES goyslop. I’m talking stuff like>Supernoodles>Fray Bentos pies>Mug Shot>Rustlers burgers>tinned meatballs>mr brains faggotsWho is buying shit like this and keeping these companies afloat?
got heatherpedo on strings
My first 4chan pass was bought 12 years ago :) . Back then you could just use US dollars instead of cryptocurrency
not even proper winter yet and already want to kill myselfturn 30 in december toofucking hell
mousey getting clarted up the jacksie
>>215455336its when r9k makes the weird nonceposts (they also call each other nonces and attach the -nonce suffix to each others names)
lucky
Moved house a couple of weeks ago and bought a single person's cutlery set
Mousenonce always goes mental when you call him a nonce. Methinks the lady doth protest too much
>>215455365Hate this ugly cunt
poo
how are you handling locktober lads? cage a bit tight? same, same, haha.
>>215455365I need him, I mean her, I need herm
>>215455365She looks like a you-know-what
>>215455273if you’re a terminally online americanised cretin then use those terms. the lads there are like I said, working class mongs thinking it’s a mecca of fanny. They don’t realise, tens of thousands of lads exactly like them go there every year and it ends up a sausage fest of lads peacocking each other competing with the few slags that are there, who enjoy the attention and feeling wanted. It’s a meme. I’ve been to these types of places. Zante. Magaluf. Malia. It’s designed to rule in spastics thinking it’s going to be a massive orgy. I stopped going after 21. Having a girlfriend and going on city breaks or to quieter parts of the Mediterranean is far more fufilling and you’ll realise it.
>>215455344through uni I mostly ate fray bentos pies, rustlers burgers, tinned all day breakfast and ready meals. probably ate fray bentos pies 3 times a week
>>215455383god i wanna fuck you
>>215455373he’s literally admitted to having illegal stuff downloaded and he’s probably afraid of getting done by the police so to distract he says heatherposter and the belgian are pedos
>>215455373he's on record saying he would shag a child. plus all his other bizarre sexual interests like horses, rodents, and pokemon. proper wrongun
>>215455374She's not that bad
>>215455374she's a solid 7
fiddling around
so this is rorke
need some food and pussy
>>215455383I'll occasionally get turned on by the idea of locking up but I've tried to get a cage on twice and end up getting so horny as I'm putting it on that I'll get hard as I'm putting it on and spunk before I can actually get in, then I lose all interest in it
>>215455448you need a keyholder lad
I reckon a community that has its entire quirk being nonceposting and calling one-another nonce and pedo on the end of their names, should be flamethrowered and all killed
>>215455365>She noticed that all the top scouts were looking at me and everyone said i wss probably going to be earning 800k a week in 4years time and just texted me out of the blue.Bit jaded im sure they love each other
>>215455467settle down nonce
>>215455169>I do see desperate balding cunts aged 29 tho.Ktiiiiim
>>215455365love how autistically nordic this lad is run kick ballkebabbuild house he’s like some ancient aryan caveman
>>215455383>>215455448>>215455461kill yourself you get like 1 reply from someone whos just as much of a faggot as you doing everything already all but being told to go do it
>>215455467Anti-semitic post
>>215455467Begin with your family.
Why are they so weird up N*rth?
uh oh... here it comes...
>>215455420r9ks imaginations is so grim. their "internal world". they are so far gone
>>215455526He's southern diaspora
>>215455521why are you using a gb vpn
>>215455471Know a lass who shags footballers and it really is like that
>>215455511>Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
>>215455526wonder what else those boys would do for some cash
>>215455526Les Battersby lives on
>bunny boilernot heard that in yonks
>>215455549how do you know her?
Incredible how when you need them the police are quick and efficient at doing their jobAnd yet the mainstream media is more focused on demonising them because some don't hold the correct personal opinions
and we are taking the bunnies back
>>215455526spaino on a mad one
>>215455572parasocially, via her onlyfans which he pays for
why aren't you grinding like Elizabeth Holmes?
Always on edge when I see a certain flag in here
>>215455596The british one?
>>215455595even uses a fake accent via her handwriting
>>215455581*furiously pounds on your door*
apparently my ancestor fought at waterloo
>>215455438angrygato gozaimasu onamadona
>>215455562never even heard that expression but it's me
>>215455617non British flag talking about yanks
>>215455625if he's anything like you he was hiding around the corner from it like a coward
>>215455572Friends with her mum
>>215455595bannanna?
>>215455557
>>215455526Imagine being the kid with the trainers the nonce didn’t want to sniff
Delivery just arrived while I was mid shit so I had to just pull my boxers up without wiping to go get it and now there's shite in my boxers fs
>>215455556
>>215455420hi
>>215455643should be a form of child abuse to give children anything with a screen
The latest from rorke?
>>215455677meanwhile you played your ps3 when you were 4 years old onwards
>>215455677even sunscreen haha
>>215455643kek
>>215455659ktim
>>215455686Erm... just having a wank at the moment
just delivered a parcel to a pooey-arsed autistic incel who left his laptop screen on behind him showing this website. just come here to laugh at you again. AHAHAHAHA!
FUCJKGHNISNDGSDG POOOOOO SCRASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>215455557ummers
committing a pootricide
>>215455702and yet you are a delivery driver
>>215455526antony worrall thompson let himself go
>>215455702Leave me alone
>>215455700Good lad
>>215455620would find it difficult to keep calm with some thick northern slag mouthing off filming me trying to do my job because she's raised a horrible cunt of a daughter
Settle down children (balding men in their 30s still in bed at 3pm on a Thursday)
>>215455560>>215455729looool it's these two combined innit
>>215455557reckon they'd sweep your chimney for a few bob
Alright this is boring now, what will the next happening be
>>215455688yeh and now hes here, funny how that works out
fizzy grapefruit tangerine mango lemonade
>>215455745(:3
>>215455767kill yourself
>>215455757I’m having a mental health crisis on this train
>>215455688yeh. used to sit at home playing runescape and call of duty every day after school instead of going out with matesstumbled upon meet n fuck games on newgrounds, 4chan, gore, ratemypoo.comturned into a right little freak, meban it all
>>215455757Hopefully one involving only you and a noose, livestream it for us x
I hear rorke doesn't like the Jews, then all this stuff in Manchester happens, make you think
>>215455757Was never a happening in the first place was it? People get stabbed all the time
"But what does it mean to be Jewish these days? What is Jewish culture? Is a kipper really Jewish? You didn't invent hats did you, so how can you claim that belongs to you?"
>>215455774howling
>>215455780Wouldn't really be a happening would it
>>215455779>meet n fuck gamesVgh there's a throwback
>>215455777DEEP BREATHES
Might have a wank. Might not
>>215455789It was Rasheed who did it, Rorke just chats shit online
hypothetically what would you lads do if you said you graduated on your cv when in fact you dropped out and new hiring toil then hypothetically wanted to see a copy of your degree?
Shan't be clicking that
that honey select game fucked that genre of games
>>215455801He would've mentioned Farage within this btw Which he says 'Farridge' to own him in some manner which is not immediately obvious
>>215455767This fantasy turns me on so much
>>215455828Wank or be wanked
actually mental Ed Miliband was almost our PMimagine if he wonyou just know he'd have invited Russell Brand and the "Milifandom" lass on twitter to Downing Street and make vines
>>215455839threaten suicide
>>215455845People used to be split on now you pronounce it, farridge was how northerners would but O'Brian is from Kidderminster so I don't know why he does
>>215455835I hear rorke controls rasheed through esoteric hitlerite mind powers
>>215455839Mental health crisis
>>215455864Killed himself by a bacon sandwich and a stupid Russell Brand interview
>>215455839Say you’re a gay paki nigger and they’ll promote you
Dunno where Kidderminster isCould be Berkshire, could be Leicestershire
>>215455857Not really, logical progression.
>>215455864
>>215455857is better now
am a gel taboragate lambormy gal tajormalty jag
why u eat me
>>215455911Worcestershire actually
I’d probably pay about $50 not anymore to see that belgian freak irl and observe his life for a bit
>>215455911I think it might be northamptonshire and i'm excited to find out whether i'm right or not
right well that's a bloke shagging a black woman from behind and then putting his finger in her mouth
>>215455911gotta be in Scotland surely
>>215455884He goes out of his way to say it like that, when people call in to phone in about Farage (and they all do) he keeps saying it 'Farridge' in that manner when someone is correcting you but without specifying it's a correction. It's just him being obnoxious as per usual.
>>215455929you better only be posting autumn themed drinks from now on
Remember when known shagger Russell Brand was a generic leftypol for twenty years and then as soon as he showed a few Rorkey tendencies dozens of women spontaneously came forward to accuse him of doing some naughty shagging
>>215455948But enough about ziedys childhood
>>215455913He looks really woggy for a Polish JewLike he looks pakistani
>>215455913The middle aged gay faceStarmer has itBurnham has itMiliband has it
>>215455913Kek what is this
>>215455911Bit like Pontefract
>>215455964They'll hire private detectives who'll follow you day and night. You're a target for high-priced escorts. I can't prove it, but I know they tap my phones. Whatever it is that's gonna trip you up, you've done already. Private behaviour is a relic of a time gone by, and if somehow, someway, you've managed to live your life like the Dalai Lama, they'll make shit up.
>>215455964When he started grifting you mean Call it what it is Both the left and right has grifters and he is absolutely one of them
>>215455913Hope he's having a nice Yom Kippur
>>215455961for a while it will be autumn
>>215455979West yorkshire mentioned
Why does leftypol say kippahIt’s a yarmulkeIt’s kiev Stop trying to make up new words
>>215455132often find men attractive do you?
I need to get grafting
>>215455864>"Milifandom" lassMental how manufactured that shite was. Same with that hen do bus stunt where multiple women there turned out to be Labour activists.
I always assumed Pontefract was in Wales because it sounds a bit Welsh
My boss came into my office and I farted
i'm not planning on losing my virginity
>>215455964something wrong with your amygdala if you don't take one look at russell brand and immediately see a sex pesthe wasn't a generic leftypol either he was a spazmoid conspiracy theorist/populist
reading about autists interacting with people for the first time on a uni subreddit now they’ve all moved into their student flats
>>215455930need heme iron so I can make blood
Tell you what's a mental nameDevizes
>>215455930HongerTastee :)
>>215456031Youre thinking of pontypridd
just had a sausage from the fridge
>>215456033we're not so different you and i
>>215456029>>215455864what was that i don't remember
>>215456041Ashby-de-la-Zouch is another one
>>215456034that's fine
I hate dogs
>>215456034>i'm not planning on losing my virginityI wouldn't mateI've shagged loads of women and I regret it. I wish I was pure like youLosing your virginity is overrated
>>215456089Alright mate how’s chechnya this time of year
>>215456089good post
tonight is the night i clean the flat then i SHALL reward myself with a bokkle of wine
when mouseys not in the thread all the other posters should be asking "where's mousey?"
The Northern Powerhouse
>>215456074
>>215456023yes very oftenit is unbearable at times
>>215456118they probably do...
4chan's birthday image this year
applying for a replacement gay card cause i dropped my last one
Playing a Rorke-lite
>>215456153ofcom (aka btec big brother) tried to take her down, but she's battle hardened and weary, yet still unbelievably powerful.
>>215456130Any Mirfield Kirkgate man in
>>215456089i love you
>>215456153we run this site
>it's now officially legal to steal bikes outside london train stationsfucking hell England is actually dead and buried.
>>215456138>>215456074
race of the perpetrator?
>>215456220hs?
>>215456220It’s their culture rorke
>>215456220no it's not be quiet
>>215456013Is it? Could be Gloucestershire for all i know
FREE THE MADEM
>>215456220Californication
>>215456242>no news yetBrown
>>215456220they need the bike more than you do rorke.
Any Logitech MK270 man in
>>215456242paki phenotype #4bald, beard, moderately inbred and obese
>>215456074:)
Just been on Sky News and seen two high-quality photos of the killer's bodyWhen did we decide this was normal then
>>215456256WHO is fred
daily dose of thunderf00t and the amazing atheist, lads
>>215456153Is this us?If so, is this supposed to be us atop our throne as the rulers of 4chanOr does the throne being broken represent the power we once held but lost, and we're just a silly yotsuba thinking we're still mightyOr perhaps Yotsuba is 4chan wearing our flag as a cape after btfoing us (ofcom) with their response.Much to think about
>>215456220Only if valued under £200 and cant narrow it down to the hour it was stolen
>>215456269Alri Anthony Kiedis
>>215456318typical polshit FUDing
>>215455397I’ve been to all these places and shagged like mad, now go on typical med holidays with my gf, what’s the issue?
>>215455595>thank God>pray>ALL ABOUT BUSINESSwhy are yanks like this
at the gym getting the strength back in my gammy leg. it's a very weedy leg at present.
>>215456318>cant narrow it down to the hour it was stolenThis can done in literal seconds. The police think that reviewing 12 hours of tape for a bike robbery takes 12 hours. They are retarded. Or more likely, just lying to justifying loosening laws that only affect black people.
>>215456318ah well thats ok then.
>Police say they have made two further arrestsLonewolfbros...
Living is easy with eyes closed
sister girl from "no, im not a human" sexo
>>215456327Shut up diego you TINY piece of SHIT
>Police say they believe they know the attacker's identity "but for safety reasons at the scene we’re unable to confirm at this stage".Aye the scene that's safe and secure yeah
>>215456390cute
>>215456390what a lovely looking girl :D
>>215455397ur upset cos u went malia and got no fanny isn’t it lol
>>215456147oh well fair enough then
>>215456404>scene is safe and secure>someone says a name out loud>people just start exploding and shitThis is what the police believe English people will eat up (they will).
>Toil in a Paki area>Police helicopter casually flying aroundUm
>>215456404Very important x
>>215456446Get out of there lad Netenyuahu is gonna start bombing you
>suspect's name is allahua kbar>saying it aloud will cause pakis in the area to explode out of instinct
>>215456430any other posts from this subhuman is it ban evading. you have no excuse to not report it
might watch four lions again
>>215456492No option to report for ban evasion
why are nipple piercings rarely done vertically
>>215456492Done him
>>215456526
>>215456526bad feng shui
>>215456526they would fall out
need to fuck the depressed sister alien bitch fuck
>>215456563
>>215456526because if you're playing with nipples it's mostly an up-down motion
>>215456526i'll ask a bird i know with pierced nipples
>>215456515off-topic or extremely low quality (which they will be, let's face it) still alerts them accordingly
>>215456390No woman will ever look at me like that
>>215456317>Or perhaps Yotsuba is 4chan wearing our flag as a cape after btfoing us (ofcom) with their response.its this
just woke up de lads wahey
>>215456350sickening, absolutely sickening
200 jews were killed today. RIP
he will get himself arrested if he keeps going
