tomorrow belongs to me edition
janberg face down in a skip
bizarre choice of threads to delete
heh
is this the thread then?way too scared to look at the old, i keep seeing the post count go up and down on the 'log
I imagine the site admins are already aware and in contact with relevant authorities about the constant spam of very illegal content. Think everyone should be careful around here for a while.
THE BRAAAAANCH OF THE LINDEN IS LEEEAFY AND GREEEEN
State of those nose hairs
>>215460391i hope spaino gets whats coming to him
>>215460391Hope the fucker is arrested and his prison guards leave him with some psycho like they did with Richard Huckle
>>215460391i'm not the one posting it. why do i need to be careful?
weird how the poster talking about pakis raping white kids started posting CP when he went on a mental break for not being allowed to post the black people fucking 14 year olds
https://youtu.be/yhTpC0cZMxM?si=CuuwrrparFpEpjrdLight a paedophile on fire. Light up the hearts of your countrymen. Light a flame that the ages shall never extinguish.
>>215460442it draws unwanted attention
wew janny?
>>215460435its basically not possible if whoever it is uses a secure setupwe can but hope theyre some form of retard and have accidentally identified themselves somewhere along the network chain
Alright he got me. I'm turning off all posts with images and webms
>>215460392The song is written by two jews. This is better.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK7gm0g3GyA
Helicopter buzzing overhead and about 10 police cars driving past
>>215460391why because youre a pedo?
fucking neighbours dog literally stunlocked me in my own house, can't walk around my home without having headphones in near vicinity because earplugs that I wear 24/7 can't block the random barking that can happen any time of the day (sometimes night) and I'm not even talking about stepping outside where this shit may bark at me for walking on my own property fucking hate it so so so fucking much
>>215460510do I sound like a pedo mate I’m saying I hope they get that scumbag
Britain is quite literally screaming out for a Nationalist dictatorship
it's a gchq agent
>>215460513piss on your house outside and let the neighbour take care of the rest (by them giving a shit more about another human than their dog, let them force their dog to be near you, which should happen if they are any respectable owner)
>>215460525lads your country literally has a king
>>215460391Like I said before the other thread is deleted it seems like an organised effort to get 4chan completely banned hereWhy else would it only be happening in /brit/
>>215460526It’s clearly the cronem retard thinking he’s untouchable cos the jannies can’t perm ban him, he’s desperate for a reaction
>>215460526ukic bod here. our jobs are infinitely more boring than you think and we don't care about imageboards.
>>215460551happened in /fr/ earlier
>>215460513do they do noise complaints in russiawield the state to your advantage
Beautiful American Bravadahttps://youtu.be/fB5mT70QC58?si=36txXPOQnQALWwop
>>215460548the monarchy is a tourist attraction they don't have real power
>>215460548inbred old neoliberal freak, would get vanned if i said what should happen to him
>>215460551it doesn't only happen on /brit/ you hysterical mong
Sick of having to clear my browser data multiple times a day to be quite honest with you>>215460551that's fucking retarded, the majority of UK 4channers don't even use /brit/
>>215460573I take it back then
nth for the gyaldem
Gary Eats ..Danny Rate My Takeaway ..both Together !! It'sSoGreat !!
I would give her a bath! sex sex
>>215460551>Why else would it only be happening in /brit/cos we're one of the fastest generals on the site, why else do you think every schizo attention whore on /int/ comes here
Missed every ' pic and webm me, I refresh and there's a broken image file
Mental that if Keir gets his way every post you make here will be tied to your digital ID
>>215460607need her hit on the top of the head with a shovel and put in a wheelchair for the rest of her life
we're the most important thread on 4chan i reckon
>>215460645Every post YOU make. I know the workarounds
https://youtu.be/j3TSfRfdxJI?si=X90tJnwYWFDuu6xiPurify your soul. Man of Movement, to Action we go forwards. The Age of Nonce is coming to an end.
The girlies x
>>215460640DONT miss this one
Gary Eats scranning mousey's boipuccilets give it a go
>>215460645
If you're using 4chan x (or XT) shift+w will enable work time, where only text posts are shown
getting raped by a horde of sneezing niggers
>>215460685no it's ctrl+w :3
I'm planning to make a crisp sandwich at the weekend. Thinking about going for Pickled Onion Monster Munch as the crisp filling, but with what? Surely has to be cheese, right?
has it stopped?
subconciously she thinks im a nigger
Pad Kra Pao Moo Sap (Thai Basil Pork)the planned scranage
>>215460649She's too peng to game all day albeit
>>215460705<_<think thats funny do you
A gf would save me. Or make it worse
Gut is genuinely destroyed since last night jesus christ
>>215460671Civil war midges on a mwad one
>>215460551it's also happening on other boards, tv and v are complaining about it
The Irish fought the English for 800 years so they could rule their own lands, practise their faith and speak their own language. As soon as they got these hard-earned rights, they gave their land away to niggers, became atheists and spoke English exclusively.What was the point of it all? Genuinely? Ireland boggles my mind, you'd think they would be more like Poland but no they've gone the way of every other Western European country.
>>215460708went through a phase of having supernoodle and crisp demi baguettes (with cheese)
>>215460739got that from bbc news didnt you
>>215460782war only kills the brave and strong men
>>215459649kek I knew I recognised her from somewhere
>>215460760luckily for you it’s as easy as pie, talk to a girl and ask her out
Me? Got a Bingham's in the fridge
do I have pie, beans and mash or pie, beans and chips for supper?I'm not grown up enough to make such decisions
>>215460782nobody cares about actual things now materialism is ubiquitous.to be fair for 99% of human history they were also too retarded or illiterate to care about thingsreckon 1950 - 2000 was peak living
>>215460843I, too, need a MILF to groom me, cook me food and use my cock
is quitting energy drinks a clue
YOU ARE ONTOLOGICALLY EVIL
Why is it the 'p always gets posted when I'm not here to see it, it's not fair dammit.
>>215460843How about you have a clue mate cause it seems like you're in desperate need of one
>sarah everard gets killed>women everywhere ride in on her victim coattailsHow much attention will women be seeking after that Panorama episode?
mash reigns supreme
are you ever worried you're actually down syndrome but everyone is actually too polite to tell you?
>>215460878wow what a cute, nonthreatening male
>>215460882fuck off and die you evil cunt
>>215460882um
>>215460898'raid i got the 'tism
How Britain viewed the Norman Conquest.
I DESERVE TO BE SUCKED
>>215460923Shut it you queer
>>215460391ootl is there a pedo spamming shit?
>>215460913hello Canada are we going to have another therapy session today :3
>>215460913>capletFHS Rice shower :skull:
>>215460949rapy
>junior colleague chasing HR for some information for the past four weeks>whines to me about it>tell him I'll remind them when I next see them>completely forget to do it>by pure coincidence they send it to him the next morning while apologising profusely for the delay>he thinks I did it and thanks me
love gentrification meget the greasy spoons and charity shops outget the coffee and veg shops insimple as
>>215460945found the nonce @gchq
>>215460782>The Irish fought the English for 800 yearsIncorrect. I have discarded the rest of your post out-of-hand.
>>215460972wow curious. can you tell me what you meant by that?
>>215460869>too retarded or illiterate to care about thingst. gets all his history from pop cultureaverage english peasant only tended the fields 1/3 of the year and attended religious festivals or rested for winter in the remainder. Their lives were much more fulfilling and communal than the modern wagie. the invention of the clock resulted in riots because it robbed the working man of his time. look into it.
Fruitcake MincerShirtlifterChocolate orangeSodomiteFriend of Dorothy Bats for the other team
sneaking into brit
>>215460945they'll kill you in prison
>>215460497I know, I enjoy it as a fine piece of music from a great movie.I'm not a literal Nazi, you chuddy clown
>>215461004
>>215461010Nta but you're gonna accuse him of only knowing pop history and then post this drivel?
>>215461016on what basis do you think this?
>>215461016We only like Gary Eats. Post him, not this cunt.
today, because my imagination or mindspace is in a better place I was made to recap a small thing in the bacteria/virus section (the lag-log-death phases on the chart which is logarithmic) at the GP
>>215461019hello black man
>>215461057yes every word is factual. came to me in a dream.
Lads, two middle-aged women started talking about how one of their daughters' friends was dating some Muslim lad who fucks around and whose family hate her and keep saying she should marry him or back off.Said two middle-aged women seem to think the situation is somehow redeemable. Why are white English women so out of touch with reality?
so leftypol is just going to pretend he isn't partly to blame for that synagogue getting attacked today is he righto
>>215461045didnt realize it before that he looks good in that outfit. its like that lucifer cartoon with the fit girls outfit
If you've not seen this, have a guess what this guy's original tweet was about...
>>215461045are you giving me a therapist no with this conversation path? because youre tired, or making cake, or eating
>>215461069What about Greeno Eats, Rate My Takeaway, Harrison Webb and Food Review Club?
>>215461095not going to indulge your imaginary strawmen. sorry
>>215461114my guess is poo eating (with the gays)
>>215461070What models? Gompertz? Baranyi? Logistic? Richards?
Rape my Takeaway
>>215461095Eavesdropping is a virgin freak behaviour xxx
Gary Eats mentioned
>>215461149Okay, try judging the real-life situation in which I found myself a few hours ago then and which I detailed in the comment to which you responded then. You fucking idiot
>>215461019Yutedem manspreading in his likkle corner
>>215461174tbf you would look
it pie night
how do i get 4chan premium or whatever it was called. is that still a thing? the thing where you pay like a fiver to not have to do captchas anymore. where is the button for it
oreo
how do i get it to auto scroll to bottom on refresh
why are yanks like this?
>>215461188No you wouldn’t freak
>>215461172>Eavesdroppingit's called earwigging you wannabe toff cunt
really not happy with gary eats and danny ratemytakeaway getting engagednot right
>>215461163not sure if that would have been better or worse
>>215461164just the growth of bacteria colonies in an enviroment, where they lag (phase), log-phase / exponential (growth phase), plateau, then death phase the second being to meet the max that the enviroment can offer, then reaching the limit and dying off because the enviroment can no longer accommodate them
>>215461095Jewpol shouldn't be genociding Palestinians
>>215461188gay if you wouldn't :)
>>215461196that was an april fools years ago
>>215461184why you crying for. get a grip and stop angrywanking over muhammad having sex with white girls
How do I become irresistible to women?
>>215461215a closeted poof and a fat nonce, its not right
>>215461207looks like sandro tonali and nick waltzer marder
>>215461216
>Oooh look at me I know footballers everyone look at me I’m a football LAD
>>215461060Based off those zesty ahh thumbnails
>>215461207right wing yank christians are some of the most fascinating people on earth
>>215461234found it. is called 4chan pass
greenoreo
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>215461236You forgot your Belgian flag, fatty
do they make a monitor arm type thing that has a slot for your closed laptop to go in at the back?
>>215461192
>>215461225Yeah but there's different mathematical approaches you can use to model that, with different parameters and properties.
I may have to step in to repair the broken reputation that the Belgian flag has on /brit/
>>215460843so chips or mash with your pie and beans?
>>215461305dunno mate. hope this helps x
>>215461294reduces risk of CVD and events (if vegan!)
squeezing my willy so hard right now. the veins are popping. help
>>21546131715 quid for a PIE? get fucked
>>215461320whoa he supports potentially overzealous punishment of criminals, thats so crazy and fascist or something
pie night? oh you mean steak and ale how original
>>215461334pedophile
>>215461318dont knw what you mean by that (why they would do it) but the graph is logarithmic. also that means the straight line seen on the charge is showing exponential growth (rather than a steady increase)
>>215461317steak and stilton, obviously, but beetroot and butternut wellington sounds peng too
Danny Rate My Takeaway and Gary EatsTogether !!It`sso Great !!
in a little more positive news whoever that new mexican attention seeker was got either a 30 day or an infinite ban yesterday for asking for it to be posted
>>215461361chicken actually
michael owenthiery henrywayne rooneywillem dafoejames dafoepeter crouchdavid beckhamdavid semenfrank lampardsteven gerrardmadonnaronaldiniorio ferdinandso yeah actally i know some footballers from when i used to collect match attacks
>>215461366your thoughts on the recent 'p posting?
>>215461320my nan said people who shoplift should have their hands cut off
no one knows what it's like to be a batman
you need to use crypto to pay for 4chan pass. cant be bothered to learn all that. just let me use paypal or something jesus. i dont care if it's not properly anonymous that way, its easier. nothing i post is illegal anyway
>>215461410>madonnaF
>>215461383I thought they were the same person
>>215461383this going to funny
just saw a black man interviewed on the news and his surname was whiteman lol
>>215461410everyone was after the holy grail of the 100 attack and defence stevie gthe first lad who got one was mobbed in the school playground with trade offers
>>215461383Gay sex arse !!
>>215461465haha
>>215461416unacceptable
>crypto>cant be bothered to learn all thatjesus christ unc
Don't think I've ever seen Male Incontinence mentioned without some patronising "changing the stigma" shit attached to it
>>215461483Well I'm glad you have morals
>>215461383This going to funny
>>215461465
>>215461429Used to be able to but it seems they got rid of that after the hack, I assume to calm people's fears that their info could be leaked
Larry Rapeman
I've been saying this
>>215461298You don’t have to sign your posts here
>>215461483you did it you nonce cunt
>>215461513leftypol...
>>215461410>michael owenWanker>thiery henryGreat>wayne rooneyGreat but probably retarded >willem dafoeActor>james dafoeNearly >peter crouchLanky cunt>david beckhamGood but overrated >david semenClose enough>frank lampardChelshit>steven gerrardWatched him lose to Barnsley in 2007>madonnaCheating cunt but still one of the best>ronaldinioTeeth>rio ferdinandAnnoying prick
odds i play oblivionevens i play cyberpunkdubs i play helldivers
>>215461501is this for nappies or whatgrimgrimgrim
mad to think that match attacks were 35p a pack and pokemon cards are like 4 quid or somethingwish i still had all that world cup tat like the coins you'd put in the book and those collectable big head guys
Where crodie at
>>215461555didnt plan for that did you dickhead
We At /brit/SayThank You Gary Eatsfor reaching Out ToDanny Rate My Takeawayand Making the bestYouTubechannel Ever ..
just spilt tizer on my shtreimel ffs
>>215461501bit unhygienic
>>215461527The humiliation ritual worked
>>215461555oh i got trips. i will let brit decide. first reply to this post decides what game i play.
aw the leaflag is spainparasite doing his thing again, not actually a Canadian
>>215461501probably because of people like you
>>215461606higurashi
>>215461573
>>215461546Not a fan of football but Thierry Henry is one of those where I saw his goals and I understood why people loved the sport
>>215461628not a game is it?
>>215461555Nighterein
LEA!!!!
>>215461606Frogger
>>215461628it's super effective!
>>215461527now what does "peak white" mean?
white people ought to care about Gaza more
>>215461644well more of a book I suppose x
>>215461606>>215461647*
>>215461527Crazy how a guy with $400,000,000,000+ is posting asinine shit on Twitter about Jews and race, instead of literally buying anything and doing anything he wants whenever he feels like it Just goes to show you that when chuds takes a dump on your cerebral cortex through memes, it can literally buck broke someone who has it all
>>215461606oddworld
muslim girls are what catholic women used to be 30 years ago
>>215461483Well said.
>>215461628not a real game.>>215461647a dlc>>215461655first real suggestion but more a minigame by today's standards. can finish it in under half an hour
got the hoodie on and the blanket around meit is indeed the season of comfiness
>>215461527the jews are NOT gonna like this one
>>215461701not even close
>>215461701So? Catholicism is utterly irrelevant to our culture>i-i'm IrishMy condolences
need an insane asylum gf to go watch gravity falls with
>>215461501we have to "change the stigma" around everything. literally nothing can be "stigmatised", whatever that means. except all normal male behaviour, that needs to be as stigmatised as possible
>>215461727
>>215461698puzzle games are gay. give me something i can sink my teeth into
need an insane asylum gf to put her tongue in it
>>215461772oddworld isn't a puzzle game
>>215461755I reckon its the only way for you to go nowadays (other than having no religion but then you are less of a man than you could be)
>>215461778what is "it"
>>215461606dead by daylight
>>215461689more of a tomehas more words than the bible
>>215461501Eh? What goes into these bins??
>"brit decide what game I play">kick up a fuss about every suggestionJust go play cyberpunk you TWAT >>215461818yeah but they're arranged in such a way that makes it fun to read, much unlike the bible
Just paid for Green party membership
Working on something
>>215461755>>215461796Anglicanism is Catholicism but we did away with the Pope so Big Henry could get divorced. And Catholicism comes from heretical idea that one patriarch rules over all the others - an idea that didn't exist until centuries after Christ died. Orthodox Christianity is the only kind with any legitimacy.
>>215461796One can have a private religion
>>215461848green
>>215461866all of those things are good however but you can do whatever you want idc
>>215461713Nightrein is a stand alone game, you don't need elden ring to play it
wankin on sum ting
>>215461559>>215461598>>215461621>>215461825It's for people who wear nappies because of prostate cancer not bumders lads, stand down
>>215461848so have I
>>215461866yeah because god cares a lot about how many bizarre chants you recite over and over and over again
>>215461866>one patriarch rules over all the others That’s literally gods ideals, called a judge or high priest, but you do you boo
>Anglicanism is Catholicism but we did away with the Pope
>>215461866Literally no reason there can't be more patriarchsAnglicanism just said "yeah we're just going to have our own church leadership, pope's a twat" which is completely correct
going to go take gonatropin and have unprotected sex with females
>>215461842the mystery parts are fun to read4 hour long scenes of the characters playing conkers and shit in class as he writes the same thing 12 different ways over and over not so much
yhe binble
if you’re not protestant you’re not white and you will never get it, never ever
well rorke?
lolwhen the oldies die in a few years we will be minority britishhaha
>>215461974
Dadberg loving this endless I told you sos about how shit the trainbergs used to be
>>215461958okay yeah I'll give you thatthat's what the speed button is for ennit, just give it a little skim
name 3 black achievements or contributions (from around the world)
>>215461899You sound a bit defensive anything you want to share?
>>215460895Funny thing is she only died because the sort of people attending vigils for her when the same bootlickers screaming at everyone to follow the governments lockdown rules to the letter.Had she been doing that she wouldn't have been out and wouldn't have trusted the policeman that she was in the wrong.
>>215461912Yes, this is why you pray.>>215461924Yes, hence why there are Patriarchs. But there is NOT a SINGLE Patriarch who is the SOLE voice of God on Earth and infallible. This is heresy putting the Pope on the same level as Christ. >>215461939Anglicanism has the King as the head of the Church. This is even worse than Catholicism because you have secular ruler concerned with earthly desires as the leader of the faithful. Shit's retarded, and exactly why you have Lesbian Bishops in England.
>>215462005Wait, trains have been nationalised??
>>215462010the wheelcivilisationpeanut butteror so I've heard
>>215462010no racism toby
well leftypol?
>>215461989remember to check these https://blackinventionmyths.com/
rorke rubbing his chode all over his steam deck before lending it to leftypol so in a roundabout way it's like he's touching his willy
>>215462048>>215462050>this is racism oof and they didnt invent peanut butter not even the wheel!
>>215462035>But there is NOT a SINGLE Patriarch who is the SOLE voice of God on Earth and infallibleGo read a Bible. Describe Gods ideal for of government and system and shit. It was always 1 guy through whom God spoke. Moses, Elijah, etc. They were called Judges or high priests
>>215462035>This is heresy putting the Pope on the same level as Christ.just because there's a hierarchy doesn't mean he is on the same level as christ
honestly really sad that anyone would spend dozens of hours watching an anime visual novel instead of something with even a small amount of creativity
>>215462035>Anglicanism has the King as the head of the Church.So? The King is still subject to the faith, and he is required to defend it>This is even worse than Catholicism because you have secular ruler concerned with earthly desires as the leader of the faithful.Ah yes because the Papacy has never been vulnerable to this exact thing? LMAO
>>215462010UK drillAnglo popular cultureAfro-Asiatic language family
>>215462010super soaker
>>215462100>Comparing prophets to the PopeJesus Christ>>215462106What makes the Pope any more legitimate than the other Patriarchs? Where in Jesus' teachings does it say for his Disciples to follow Peter and Peter alone?
>>215462135>music not an invention (and its cringe you would say "popular = good") >anglo popular culture because of the UK government celebrating black history month of uhhh not even 3 inventions
>>215462010pyramidsagriculturewriting
>>215462052Zionist babble
>>215462044they nationalised 1 shit rail line and it's become even more shit
Too sad about Mickey Pearce to post properly
>>215461992and thats a good thing
>>215462172>agriculturethis implies it has to be sustainable, so now they didnt there has been famines when they kicked the whites out of certain places, and fucked the land in others >writing no they didnt. also, done in the last 200 years (which is insane) they cant read
>>215462133The King is below the Church, and should never be never head of it. >PapacyI am literally arguing for the Pope to not be the sole voice of God on Earth.
Having a poo me lads There's a very real chance that as you're reading this post, poo is falling out of my bumhole
couple lads on britcord were saying Belgium flags a pedophile is that true
black fella who played for Spurs was a captain in WW1
>>215462129like whinging about other people's hobbies on 4chan?
>>215462010BBC
bix nood windrush here and me a make da music *starts doing the jive*
>>215462165>doesn't countAfrican Americans zoomers have contributed a lot to memes and vocabulary
>>215462237>I am literally arguing for the Pope to not be the sole voice of God on Earth.And Anglicanism doesn't do that with anyone so... basically you're a fuckwit
>>215462252yeh. so is spaino who also posts in britcord. be careful around him
*starts doing the furret walk*
>>215462277Anglicanism literally has the King appoint leaders of the Church. Are you retarded?
>>215462272>memesthey are the most fragile insecure people on the planet, they have never made memes (other than "muh dick") bix nood
>>215462298
>>215462262spent about 10 seconds writing that post, not dozens of hours
>>215462152matthew 16:18
I always thought blueballs was fake but I had a pain in my testicle and then last night did a massive cum shot past my head and the pain is gone
>>215462272also because they are so violent and low IQ
state of these freaks bickering over their bronze age jewish fairy tales.
>>215462313>they are the most fragile insecure people on the planetNah that's chuds>they have never made memes (other than "muh dick") bix noodPure cope ong
Golly gee willickers, sure is strange how the Anglican Church started allowing faggots and dykes to become priests at the same time the Royal Family started promoting LGBTQ stuff!!!!!! Almost like the King has undue influence on the Church's structure, making it EARTHLY and susceptible to the changing fashions of the times.
Don't spend a dozen hours reading something you enjoy, instead spend that time talking about pakis and kikes on 4chan
>>215462351how old are you
>>215462354dig nigga always talking about sum iq
>>215462369catholics win again
da waped
>>215462320literally you when a 45 year old japanese man animates a drawing
>>215462369>separation of church and state old man fb tourist >>215462406TRUE
>>215462324Referring to Peter being a Missionary and a foundational figure in the Church. Nowhere in that Bible passage does Jesus suggest Peter must establish himself as superior above all other Disciples and to pass on this supremacy to an heir. Are you genuinely retarded?
>>215462420>>215462420>>215462420
>>215462312>Anglicanism literally has the King appoint leaders of the Church.Formally, yes, but only through diocesan consultation
>>21546238636
>>215462450should go get your prostate checked I know its not going to be the right age, even to have it done every 5-10 years, whatever, but you need finger in your bum and your balls checked as well (important)
>>215462429the passage has a clear interpretation of placing peter as a particularly important figure in the church. It singles him out as THE foundational figure. Given the 2000 years of tradition it spawned within the very church christ founded, I'll take the catholic interpretation over your protestant faggotry
just washed my rice before it entered the cooking chamber of the rice cooker
>>215462056was so close to rubbing my wilkins against my toilfus water bottle rim when in the office once but relented
