gasping for a fat doobie edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOsdy1ZsXUs what aSensationalSong !!
the lad from earlier who said he shagged a Bangladeshi woman, how big is your willy? my cock is 7 inches but my gf says it doesn't feel much different whether I use a condom or not
Might go live in the trees
NOOOO only have sex once every 3 days (otherwise CUMcentrations might be low!) and also try to do it when your LH is high - you can order tests for these! and check her breasts
nothing worse than making a good post, pressing send then looking at the post count and seeing >300cant even post it again in the following thread or you'll look desperate
wanking gay pornpoororkeleftypolright, that's the thread done
drinking some KWABsinthe
>>215464780corrr ashtray made of aloe-vera leafs to rest a spliff on
>>215464826I’m 6.25 lad, despise condoms
>>215464681ktimsalad too otherwise it goes all manky during transit
>Potato, the production company behind The Chase, have a new game show on the cards. >Called Poll Position, it’s all about polling. If that wasn’t exciting enough, Money Saving Expert Martin Lewis is wanted as host. We can watch that together
>>215464894yeah they're horrible. did the brown bird say it felt any different? I'm worried I might just have ED
>>215464866don't have that issue myself
>>215464807Makes you think. It really does.
>>215464885Ayo Nyarlathotep come get yo cat
never been abroadwhat's it like
>>215464993full of foreigns
>>215464944no there wasn’t much talking involved was a one nighter, she made me wear it though unfortunately. I think it’s normal to not be as hard with a condom on when you’ve experienced no condom, different ball game and all that
can we do a meetup lads would love to have a pint with mousey and gyaldemlad x
>>215464801This Is the best SongEverMade ..Thank you for PostingIt !!
>>215464801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Juq391RXw
>>215465033do you like chocolate hobnobs?
>>215465046we're all meeting at the monty pike tomorrow, 6pm
>>215465033yea I think that might be it. but she did then ask you to take it off you said?
Please redpill me on something
communist leader Mousey Dong
rorke coaxed into a snafu
>>215465077Oh no I didn’t say that, might’ve been someone else who said that. I wasn’t 100% rock solid in it though, definitely makes a difference
>>215465081deadlifts are good for keeping your back healthy
>>215465081baking soda cures cancer
>>215465046the minute anyone identifies themselves as "gyaldemlad" I'd fucking spark them out instinctively
>>215465081let me tell you about milk
>>215465134heathermong wouldn’t attend don’t worry
>>215464993never touched a broad either
>>215465081Everyone who works in a post office is an alien
my conclusions from yogurt-eating (for the vagina - for prophylaxis against VVC (vulvo-vaginal candidas) and specifically PAV), which by the way did look like it worked in the studies. and future exploration ...>vandidas is anaerobic yeast infection which can facilitate an aerobic environment by altering its cell walls, however this will make it more prone to immune system response- possibly due to the cell wall changing in a way that it is becoming gramnegative (...> >cultures used are chocolate agar solution (not going to remember that). to counter the other strains they might use lysed agar to check gonorrhoea) >candidas prefers an acid environment >candidas infection is more likely in pregnant women, women of childbearing age; it is not more likely in post-menopause however those on HRT for that might (for the increased estrogen) be at a higher risk although candidas can facilitate an aerobic environment I like the idea - and women ave found it helpful - to wear cotton underwear what is next is the link between the cultures found in the vagina compared with the gut and anus (because of the L. bacilli), which bridges from the peritoneum, maybe, and is what I needed to go read because of the hymen thing and how that can lead to infections (I didnt forget)
>>215465081Nigel Farage campaigned for Brexit because he knew immigration would explode this increasing his chances of becoming PM
never needed to use silica gel once in my life
a risk of putting yogurt in your gfs vagina and eating her out after a hot day of her walking around with it in, would be the infections you get from it, and them being resistant to penicillins but I dont know why you wouldnt just mix in coliqioul silver
gyaldemlad is heathermong?say it ain't so....
lads in here talking about sex as if it’s nothing madness
>>215465081mackerel is good for you
>>215465218no
>>215465151
>>215465233t. mackerelberg
>>215465218that’s autist is here every waking hour flipping between different “characters”, he’s the Rorke poster during the day
>>215465253*attacks you with a Dane axe*
>>215465081most pulled pork is frozen and then heated up in a microwave before finding its way on your burger
the risk of this activity being (from my research0 disruption of the natural vaginal flora, with the yogurt increasing the amount of L. lactobacilli which can disruptive and isnt smart
>>215465151You are retarded.
>>215465165alri tommy lee jones
>>215465189it's for the shipping mate you're not meant to use it
wine and cake for gentlemen hay and corn for horses a cup of ale for good old wives and kisses for the lasses
>>215465257doesn't everybody rorke post a bit?
>>215465277shalom
might rewatch men in black actually, classic film that
>>215465288case in point
>>215465301and the source?
>the singular rorke poster
>>215465269*charges at william because i think he’s dead, allowing him to envelope and cut down the huscarls protecting Harold, who gets killed, dooming England to 1,000 years of Norman slavery
theres an opiate in that milk... they used it for paints they can also make graphine with it because of the blood contents. they can do this in a blender, I saw that shit on a YouTube video
>>215465081All Sikh women have the surname Kaur and all Sikh men have the surname SinghAboriginal Australians can comfortably sleep near naked in freezing temperaturesWhen Cortez conquered Peru he found a vegetable that wasn't found anywhere else for hundreds of years until Europeans happened upon PolynesiaBlack Squirrels (a larger, more aggresive genetic mutation of grey squirrels) are expected to be the only squirrels in England by 2060.Nobody knows how cats were domesticated
the yeast in (home) brewing first has to have oxygen in it, to grow. then it no longer needs oxygen in stage two where it starts eating sugar and pooing out alcohol and CO2 when it has populated the brew
putting my star wars socks on
>>215465320The Influence of Raw and Sterilized Milk on Growth and Reproduction in Rats (Channon, 1936)https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2170986/
>>215465345what's the vegetable?
>Aboriginal Australians can comfortably sleep near naked in freezing temperaturesblack history month 7th OCTOBER
>On 18 September, the Islamic State group urged its followers to carry out attacks on Jewish and Christian targets in Europe, especially in Britain. didn't know this
honestly most of you would be better off euthanised
>>215465372Sweet Potato
>>215465366that doesnt look like the source of a parliament discussion
i shag poofs
>>215465421smashed that anti-semitic freak into a million pieces
this other book that I read half of (so far) failed to mention that sodium valporate, an epilepsy drug, can cause harm to baby if it is taken by the MAN as well as just the woman; the author then goes on a long rant (second one in the book) about the men in infertility; and I dont think it is funny to play a prank on the public like that!
my month long ban expired for nonce posting. cant believe i was away for the assassination of charlie kirk
be more verbose next time you fat gay cunt
>>215465421It does if one can actually read.
stuffing poo up my arse
Drink the raw milk and get TB, see if I care
>>215465439but have relationships with women?
>>215465345african wildcats in early human farming settlements hunted down rodents that chewed through grains and crops (causing famine) and spread disease. Humans kept these cats around because they were safe. The cats stayed because they got fed often. Symbiotic relationship. Then cats like all domesticated animals got smaller and more tame. here’s an african wildcat. look how similar they are. they found cat skeletons alongside humans from 8000 BC
>>215465327fucking nice one mate yeah now look what's happened
>>215465463>if youre telling the truth nigga thats nuts! >>215465482lots of people have TB. least likely to be Candaians
>>215465300one is more obsessive than others
>>215465483...yh
Those evil Jews making our *checks notes* milk not full of flesh eating bacteria
>>215465419
>>215465474doesnt load for meim sure you know and can tell me
>>215465508https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
>smashed that anti-semitic freak into a million pieces
>>215465474>the cows mental lie >no way to changethe Americans chimped out this year about the GMO cows (BGH) and it being a requirement to label the MILK(!) coming from roidscows
i don't drink milk
>>215465520our people (europeans) were drinking raw unpasteurised milk for thousands of years without an issue
elephant grabbed my hand at the zoo once:) :)
if I were a Rothschild I would legalize meth *everyone ITT cheering for me like that scene in Hollyoaks* woo!
>>215465557nope plenty died from illness
>Those evil Jews making our *checks notes* milk not full of flesh eating bacteria
>>215465301Cows in the 19th century would drink festering sewage water; eating poop covered rotten food. Their milk came out yellow, but was mixed with chalk, plaster of Paris, flour, etc. Anything to make it whiter, and then sold on the market.Not exactly the cleanest time to be alive, and god forbid a guy wants milk to be regulated, but because he is Le Evil Jew, I guess you're going to drink sewage milk like a damn Pajeet?
>>215465557no they weren't, food borne illness was one of the biggest causes of death up until WW1.
Huge gym session in. Smashed legs and shoulders what a fucking session that was
yep thats a Jewish star that looks like an EU stars flag (makes u think)
>>215465589mad how it's literally just boiling it
muslims getting BTFO in this thread>>215465589denounce the quran ahmed
>>215465599obliterated that hamas supporting lunatic
>>215465607due to unsanitary conditions of the farms, not the milk itself
I'm straight up not having a good time
>>215465599chokeslammed that rorke pseud
what I dont understand yet is how the body doesnt take in all of the copper (from IUDs) and knows when to stop - when there is "enough copper in the body" - because, the body is so big! how can it keep track of all of that? probably cant
We’re firmly in bulk up season now lads time to put on mass
excited to play some video games todayhad a long day of doing fuck all so i'm in dire need of some r&r (rest and relaxation)
>>215465577oh aye? there were you?
>>215465647forgot to turn off your vpn
>>215465474A blonde heard that milk baths would make her more beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your Note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons of milk. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath".The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs."
>>215465684yep
>>215465662because you cant drink milk (black) or because you are Jewish? :( just post about something else- whatever you like- or leave
>>215465525PubMed doesn't load for you? Why are you lying?Here is a screenshot from p. 179.
i would make meth illegal and i would make blue lucozade illegal as well
rorke being dragged off a farm after trying to suckle on an udder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFHuAt02moI
>>215465696howling
sick of blackies. we should make a law. ban blackies.
>>215465716>i would make blue lucozade illegal as well*gets shot in the face by Big Glucozade* blucozade goes hard tho btw I hope you tried it
What causes you fucking freaks to always seek out arguments? You're obsessed with arguing
>>215465557People used to die before they were 30
>>215465644I denounce the Quran and the Talmud, let all the followers of either burn in this life and the next.Now you denounce the Talmud, Himey.
>>215465761no im not
nothing good on youtube anymore
surely with compound no. 8 (the bottom right) you could use the cyanide (like you would phenyll-cyanide) to add another ring in there and then make concerta!
>schizos think that white people aren't having kids anymore... because we pasteurise milk
*reaches in via your screen and rubs your chubby cheeks*
>>215465780Not very convincing taqiyya i'm afraid you terrorist supporterputting a picture of a woman who was raped by the same type of animals who enslaved thousands of northern english girls and treated them like meat isn't going to win you favours either
>>215465778wonder what stopped that. penicillin? anaesthetic? antiseptic? advancements in anatomy and biology?nah must have all been milk pasteurisation
>>215465711not lyingwhy can't you provide a source to that conversation that took place in parliament?
Ozempic is a crime against humanity
>>215465822*blushes*
>>215465806get the chris spargo watched
>>215465812they are having kids. the internet/porn is not real life + youre a virgin
Frances Bishop from Series 12 of 'The Apprentice' is now a camgirl
>>215465832those tits are on a first-class flight to sagtown
>>215465812While you were making up arguments you forgot to actually address the science in question, Schlomo.>>215465824>refuses to denounce the TalmudI accept your concession.
>>215465840i'm in his latest video :3
>>215465761Imagine 25 proper autistic freaks sat in a classroom together at special school. The teacher says “right, debate amongst yourselves!” That’s what we have here
>>>215465831>File: p8.png (221 KB, 1120x810)>>>215465525guys the funding to it has been cut (o algo) !! so maybe the website isnt loading... but it would be RFK Jr and DTs faults TBHH!sure they are always saying it but they even said on the website notif (which youd see if you were on it right now, so check again), that things are delayed
>>215465832not ozempic, just an old fashioned lop off job
Not only do Hal and Lois live in a detached house in a leafy suburb with 2 living rooms with one they don't even use that is bigger than most British people's entire homes, the boys share a bedroom that is big enough to fit a double bed and a single bed and also have a walk in closet, large garden with a hot tub and a bomb shelter and a detached garage, but they own not one but TWO cars.
Starmer says Britain must defeat rising antisemitic hatred
>>215465861rats are no basis for human biology
>>215465866turn your monitor back on
>>215465831Because you never asked me to do that you stupid sheenie. Pay attention.https://api.parliament.uk/historic-hansard/lords/1946/apr/10/pasteurization-of-milkKeep dodging the evidence.
>>215465897do they ever mention what town they lived in?
>>215465832The creators of ozempic should be tried in the hague
friend of mine is into raw milk and he's unironically infertile lol(not to do with the raw milk though he has other issues)
>>215465874also the jubilee youtube channel
nth for the gyal x baddiedem
>>215465912so this is how they'll justify compulsory ID
>>215465923i did in>>215465421lying schizo
also thank you Kier "kingfaggot" Starmer for banning sci-hub, not allowing poor people access to knowledge they cant afford. he should go pay for my university...
people have been drinking pasteurised milk for decades nowif it made you infertile how are you alive?
Me:>mentions the science>provides references for those unable to find things themselves>even gives a screenshot for the particularly retardedThem:>refuses to denounce the Talmud>brings up Rotherham to pretend our plight is the same as Israel's>cannot address the scienceThank you for playing.
Alright lads -- there's an electrician coming over tomorrow. Should I have sex with him?
>>215465958Lovely trans girls (valid)
>>215465046Wey aye lad x>>215465134You couldn't do shit likkleman
timmy blaming milk for low birthrates instead of his swc LOL
>>215465421OMD leftypol
fuck is a sheenie
>>215465974is Annas Archive down as well?
>less teen pregnancies>lower middle class people want to spend their dwindling wealth on enjoying themselves rather than having kids>people having kids a lot later in life, so fertility naturally declines ah no, it's the milk, you see
My wife just got two positive pregnancy tests this morning and we drink normal milk from the shop.I think this is wrong.
>>215466035no but its useless (and I have 221mb of storage space left on my computer)
POV, you are rorke and just did a racism.
>>215466057Blimey
>>215465970That is easily read as 'the source of the research being discussed in the parliamentary quote'.Keep dancing around the topic Levy.
>>215466002kek that man is me
>>215465958these trollops aren’t even that fitbeen shagged seven ways to sunday and are becoming haggard and used having to put layers of makeup on
>>215465958they should lez out and use strap-ons on each other
>>215465218Nah >>215465681Good lad >>215466005Not a penis in sight
>>215466064the real reason is women be working
>>215466073theres a telegram bot that sources stuff from schihub
>>215465958literally me and the other two
>>215466066congratulations!
>>215466082>That is easily read as 'the source of the research being discussed in the parliamentary quote'.if you didn't comprehend "the source of a parliament discussion" then that's your problem
>>215466057best he cud do LOL
>>215466074Can hear her even though there's no audioweird that
>>215466064You sound like you couldn't tell me how you'd feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast this morning. Maybe you should sit this one out little buddy.
black history month 8th OCTOBER: black people cant drink milk lol
>>215466109you mean we doubled the labour pool and stagnated wages whilst also having unions be weakened significantly so one wage struggles to pay for a household?
>>215466118you can download the entire archive ezpz. hopefully someone does- for Britan
/brit/ mourns the loss of two lives in the synagogue attack this morning
>>215466123>Schlomo STILL trying to argue his illiterate semantics because he can't address anything in the paper itselfGradually I came to hate them.
>>215466153looks a bit weird
>comparing rats to humans
>>215466153wahey!!!!
>>215465151My grandfather had a sister that died in infancy from drinking unpasteurised milk
We at /brit/ all commit our votes to the Green Party
r9k/pol acts and debates like (((them)))
>>215466006
>>215466178nigga i dont care about your retarded milk autism i just wanted the source of the discussion
>>215466122shitting it as im a /brit/ poster and probably not fit to be a dad
yh.com
notice me senpai
>>215466230why
>>215466176I welcome enhanced policing measures and the further deprivation of liberty, its what they would have wanted
>>215466176And the rest of the synagogue is in here getting angry over milk lmao>>215466216Sure thing sweetie
aliens gifted us phone technology btw
>>215466250not even going to read the document lol
>>215466153grim
she has good nipplessometimes you see weird nipples but that girls nipples are decent nipples
Never watched anime once in my time on this planet and pride myself on that fact. All anime watchers are weirdos. It’s foreign and un-British, catered to children, homosexuals and autistic outcasts.
ROCKING THE CASBAHROCK THE CASBAH
>>215466270
>>215466260this is true, the reason why the chip factories in taiwan are so secretive is because it's alien technology
I'm buying car insurance for the first time in my life HastingsDirect is offering £544.18 while RAC is offering £2879.04 for, essentially, the same product. Is there really any meaningful difference between what I can expect with each?
>>215465958They need feeding
>>215466100They're leng still>>215466103Corrr but useless to me since I can't tug to them>>215466120get on twitch lass x>>215466153Cutest gyaldem still
>>215466281not even pokémon as a kid?
>>215466281I watched anime once and am proud of that felt the addiction to it (and brainwashing) so packed it in, and im not ignorant like you are. dont know why you are proud of your ignorance but you would probably fall for anime (a Japanese tool that is DESIGNED to fuck western people up)
>>215466139thats another side affect of women be working yehnot the cause of low birth rates thoughin some countries they have women in squalor pumping out babies because what else are they going to docertainly not work
>>215466270I know.
>>215466281Same shan’t be watching Nukedslop
>>215466301if they're both fully comp then no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVuToMilP0A
>>215466327why do you have this saved
>>215465991I think if you didn't post like a schizo and blamed everything on Jews, people would take you more seriously.Also, I'm reading that article and.....*chuckles*....let's just say it aint looking good for you, chief.>Although the ability to reproduce was satisfactory on the raw milk diet, in no case did any litter survive.Also, they didn't even bother testing pasteurized milk. So, you're stupid.
err... right... so that's a man having his willy sucked on by two black women
>>215466302Poor lass looks out of breath, would tho
>>215466317Who’s she?
NOKIA 3310 gifted to us by aliens (we went backwards and started from as far back we could go to reach the NOKIA phase). the CIA did it
Sir Negress Defiler
>>215466260this is trueinteresting how the transistor was suddenly “invented” two months after Roswell
>>215466348rorke loves his interracial BBC porn as long as the women is "jewish"
>if companies pay you more then prices will just rise so companies can't pay you more, instead they'll just pay you the same and raise prices
>>215466386truke
>>215466385dont fully know what that is but electricity is totally crazy
>>215466339please behave and don't post michelle "tranny freak" alterthanks and love you
what happened was we reached the moon!
Stop it. This is a blue board.
business idea: we undo the last 120 years and pretend it was all a bad dream
>>215466386tbf a lot of the women on Blacked look white but when you look into their heritage they're part turk, latina, jewish, etc.. elsa jean was poster girl for years and she's octoroonbut anyway that's for later so let's stick to /brit/ish culture like PJ and duncan
i think you should watch sword of the strangergot a samurai in it and he fights a juiced up European chad with a chinese name
Oh fuck off
>>215466348It gets heebs mad (see >>215466386)>>215466351Hasbara flipped out on me before I said anything about 'the jews' dumdum>Also, they didn't even bother testing pasteurized milk.fuckinlol
>>215466407POV: You just got home from Vlaanderville after school club for struggling parents and see this in your mothers room
we can't stop here, this is rorke country
>>215464780https://youtu.be/32GYj6uJfBk?si=hh698WstatOeT69b&t=400proper english rose who can still get it IYKWIM
Gavin Barwell born in Cuckfield, Sussex
>>215466427LOL timmy cope
>>215466430>juiced up European chad with a chinese name
>>215466440its a bizarre image
I never got to shag a black woman before I got married
>>215466443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoozlRNfflk
>>215466425>fucking in the kitchenalways found this especially grim, even during my shagger youth. I don't want pussy juice or cum anywhere near my food, really.
old Canadian women survived TB at its peak and that helped. survival rate was increased if there were multiple Canadian women close to each other
>>215466370barbie rous
>>215466465ur a virgin what would you know about it lmao
an violent melty is brewing
>>215466473Jews can't stand it when their tactics are pulled on them
>>215466507thats cute the one with glasses would get it
I have shagged 80 women and cummed inside most of them
where’s the fucking janny
>>215466528have you just time travelled from 2017 /pol/
not on a racist thing but I find black woman to be unattractive if I'm being honest
Purchased some new duvet covers from Tesco today, they're in the wash and drier now. About to have an exceptionally cosy sleep tonight.
state of it all
>>215466215Driiiiiphttps://youtu.be/6CGXpM3ZFRY
>>215466548Wanking to transy porn
we should be nicer to each other
not boyfriends anymore btw
>>215466281>>>/b/
>>215466588UM x
>>215466588>is this some kind of r9k thing
>>215466587hitler was a fucking bastard
>>215466557The Birmingham Christmas Market, as it were
>Police shot the attacker dead within seven minutes of the first 999 call; officers later made two other arrestsImpressive how quickly they can mobilise for god's chosen people
>>215466551Is there a time limit on getting yids mad or something?
if nothing else it's a nice change of pace, you gotta admit that
be right back going for a corrshit
>>215466632LOL little tundae can’t compete
>>215466630fucking wish i was jewish, they're clearly superior to us, might marry a nice Jewish princess and move to Israel
might go to boots and buy Viagra tomorrow because there's a 1/100 chance of me shagging, but that's the best odds I've had for a very long time and I don't want to squander it if push comes to shove
>>215466618cringe
>>215466631most people grow out their cringe pol phase
if this continues I'll have to turn on the heating
>>215466662good lad, at least you’re putting yourself in positions to have a chance. Where you off to anyway?
>>215466631Crazy how the only thing this guy got right in his life was deciding to shoot himself
>>215466650Lmfao das rite
>>215466708she's cute
>>215466699no, not telling. not having you half my chances of shagging by showing up there too.
>>215466688Don't be upset little buddy.
>>215466708every WMBF couple has a model-tier fit black woman lol
Daringly synthesising a meme
>>215466728if anything your chances would sky rocket if I showed up mate I was a prolific shagger
NEW>>215466771>>215466771>>215466771
>>215466713There's no need to be upset.
I'm alright with WMBF spam everytime the belgian shows up, he's clearly upset by it
>>215466784>>215466784>>215466784