marilyn edition
What are you supposed to say at Tesco when the person asks you if you have a club card when you are paying. If I just say “no” it sounds rude but if I say “no thanks” it doesn’t really make sense
they’re getting BIGGER
behaved pink hole
>>215471135there's a really fit emo woman who works at tesco and she's watched me scan my clubcard at the self checkouts, other day went in and she was on tills and asked for my clubcard and I said I don't have it and she just looked at me like I was a complete spastic
In the younger generations of Americans, regional accents are being mixed with California surfer bro accents.For example, here in the deep south you hear a lot of millennial and zoomer guys who have this strange mixture of southern accent and California surfer dude accent.
>>215471134
can I ask you lads a question, to the permavirgins and that - if you’ve got nothing to lose and your life is shite, why not say fuck it and go a completely different direction? You could gym max (can be done with a cheap home setup) you could go travelling the world, you could try and talk to every girl you see in the street, go to nightclubs solo, join a running club you could do anything is it the combo of being a virgin and a lazy cunt that kills you?
>>215471159she's paying a lot of attention to you but thinks you're retarded, probably wants to peg you
>>215471140Jewish propaganda to get you hooked on drugsWhen you lose weight of course your penis looks bigger as there is less fat at the base.
>>215471181i wishshe did compliment my outfit when i first seen her working
>>215471177>you could try and talk to every girl you see in the streetthat would get you arrested
>>215471159you areshes not wrong
ferocious mogging
>>215471219well yeah i know that
it's funny how trump thinks he's on to an eternal reich when in actual fact the clathrate gun goes off next year killing us all
>>215471177barely have the motivation to get out of bed mate
Anyone else feel completely shite? Can't tell if there's something going around or if it's just me
>>215471181or… the most likely option, she doesn’t think about the 4chan incel at all and it’s all in his head :)
>>215471218no it wouldn’t don’t believe everything you read on Reddit
>>215471140could you imagine they released a drug which does all of this? would be the same level of advancements weve seen in the past, but in the modern day. yes, an injection that burns fat and makes your dick bigger is more important than the other things now they have all been solved
Well Rorke??
>>215471177i enjoy being a fat lazy incel and its my choice to do soi would like for you to respect my decision and mind your own business stop telling me how to live my life thanks
Remember when Del Boy told dipstick Rodders that he was knobbing his own niece
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>>215471252don’t know but pretty sure there was an incel lad on a bicycle that used to go around trying to chat up random women and he was arrested
>>215471248there's something going roundnew covid spores have been released
>>215471159shes right...
>>215471236what makes you so sure it'll be next year
Anyone else not really bothered by this terrorist attack? Not sure if it's just cause I've been hungover all day but it's not hitting the same
>>215471159one time I was standing outside a building minding my own business and then some girl came out of it and asked me for a light, I said I don't smoke and she stepped aside and pulled out her own lighter
>>215471287Mental that we laughed about it and called it a nothing burger but covid actually does just give you permanent brainfog
>>215471309why don't you smoke?
>>215471273>Asian looking but with curly hairwhat kind of racial mixture is that
>>215471177there aren't actually people like that here are there I thought we were all larping
>>215471306damn I bet your life will be even shitter now if you cant even get mad at the news headlines now like ou like to do to fill in your shit boring nothinburger life
>>215471252>>215471285ye this guy didhttps://www.youtube.com/@thefolkestoneapproacher993/videos
Latex girls rule the world
>>215471335I’m not sure if they’re larping or not desu I thought virgins were on r9k
>>215471334asian and jewish
gonna go check myself into a mental asylum so I dont have to do anything or pay for things in life, any tips?
>>215471356Ffs this bloke is literally chasing women down and has no confidence in his voice of course he got arrested
>>215471297guy mcpherson
>>215471387don’t it’s fucking grimt. was sectioned
>>215471391sounds fake
>act black >black neighbour turns racist it (the fatigue) affects them too
/brit/pol vs /brit/ comparision
AI is this btw and we live under military occupation just with a lot of cope to obscure it all.
>>215471309what a retarddid you just stand there in awkward silence ivan
>>215471398bet she smells stale
>>215471387quite liked being sectioned me, loads of mentally ill bpd gyals in thereshame they're mentally ill
>>215471413witnessed a turkish chip shop owner get quite disgruntled at some scruffy hotel man unable to articulate he wanted "five nuggets on chips"
>>215471423all me (sex death mate nmda receptor- blood amine cats dat femtanyl)
>>215471423utter domination from me in the last thread with my brit level post, I’m accepting donations lads
>>215471398wtf i love israel now
>>215471423laughing at how many are mousey specific words
>>215471388no ones saying he's not a weirdo, just if you're socially awkward don't go chatting to every girl you see on the street lest someone report you to the police for going around making girls uncomfortable
>>215471342I'll probably just wank myself to death desu
>>215471405>>215471434cant I just sit in m padded room wanking (my soft cock all day in a stupor)? and yeah mentally ill girls are fit and idc
>>215471423>hard hmm poo alot grimscrommiting
>>215471423Pokémon
cheeky gay porn wank then bed x
most women have a fishy metallic wee smell owed to their periods and internal urethra. thats why perfume exists
>>215471434youd fit right inyour entire post is mentally ill
>>215471398You just know this girl is an absolute fucking nightmare to actually be around
>>215471473why is she hiding underboob shes the fittest one tho BY FAR
>>215471482not sure what's mentally ill about it unless you have some knowledge i don't
Jeet sisters….
>>215471434larp they’re segregated by gender
>>215471468Id still say it’s better than doing nothing, his odds of success were very low but not 0. He would’ve got a slap on the wrist and told not to keep doing it and on his way
>>215471273>Britons will tell you the guy on the left is a Mongolian subhuman savage
>>215471473grim
>>215471497the one I went to isi'm in yorkshire you see
There is going to be a storm tomorrow
>>215471473grim fake tit fake spunk stupid bitch
>>215471493thats your problem right there mateyoure unawares
>>215471468get a gripthings are normally worse in our imagination than in reality (r9k REALLY nees to learn this but all of you are pieces of shit so I am keeping the helpful words to myself)
>>2154714721) you will probably have to share a room 2) even if you get your own room they can just barge in and are always checking through the window 3) men and women are kept strictly separate
tranny arse
ktim waking up at 5 am tomorrowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmAOBosGlHY
>>215471545oh my days not all of them are separate but you won't be sharing a room with a woman
>>215471523hope it blows all the you know whos away
>>215471545dont want to share a room. im mentally ill, you see dont care if they barge in while im wanking I am mentally ill, so its acceptable. its normal to wank yourself off with people there in the mental institute
>>215471503no they are zero, watch the videos. he is a grade a sperg and he should not be approaching women on the street, or women at all, until he is able to make himself seem normal
>>215471523some of you are alright dont go to work tomorrow
>>215471568there's a schizo who lives in a flat above my grandma's who stands at his window that looks out onto the main road completely naked and wanksthere's a school nearby
>>215471569nazi
Dude Cody pass me a brewski
>>215471523vile amelie dyke cunt
>>215471587he has human rights to do all that rorke
>>215471587these posts are genuinely all you talk about
>>215471587that’s real britain
>>215471609when have i ever mentioned this before you mong
>>215471587how long have you lived above your grandma?
>>215471568you’re the cronem poster aren’t you
>Hopes fade for little Gus: Four-year-old missing in Australian outback for six days 'may be curled up under a bush' or dead
>>215471621rather not say.
>>215471636ok schizo
ok i will eat it!!
psytrancefu <3
pissing it down and willy wind is hammering windowssettle down lad
>>215471635get some wise aboriginal trackers out there NOW
when i worked for council housing i saw so many 18 year old neets who were clearly exaggerating the trouble at home just so they could get a below ludicrously cheap and often free accommodation for life. Ns don't cheat the system like this. that was a white privilege
>>215471535mate going up to random girls on the street and trying to chat them up is not something normal people do, let alone the socially awkward. you've been sold a meme by pickup artists. you don't jump in the deep end before you've learned how to swimgo get a job, chat to your coworkers, find a club to join, go to social events, find friends.
>>215471356honestly it's sad because I've cold approached with similar lines but obviously not as timid and half-arsed as that and never had bad responses. the guy is obviously ugly and comes across creepy as fuck he should stay in his lane
cool thats 100K XP missed because of this person holding his gift to get the friendship level up XP boost on HIS terms. if he doesnt get it done by tomorrow morning, he is getting deleted, and neither of us will get the XP because the spite is super deserved
>>215471669woke gone too far with this one
>>215471675how do you think she smells
lying naked in bed with the window wide open as the rain cums all over me
>>215471356i remember speaking to this bloke on the incel forums back in the dayhe wasn't just arrested because of approaching women it's because he went out of his way to approach teenagers knowing they were teenagers
>>215471681watched a zombie movie about abos and it was all about how evil the white man is and that abos are wise and adept in the zombie apocalypse wish i never watched it desu
>>215471708like lush patchouli and vegetable curry <3
>>215471694he won
might become a doctor
arsehole smells
hes killed the night vibe bigly
>>215471708salty milk and coins
>>215471721Cargo? yeah it was a bit shit but the atmosphere they created was very good, very hopeless and bleakloved those jam eyed zombies too
>>215471732hes won the prize of losing the max buddy level XP reward (for both of us) if he doesnt do it tomorrow by morning, so grats to him
>>215471734just market yourself as a witch doctor. they're due a big comeback as the NHS collapses
.ight become president of zimbabwe
>>215471777change it back to rhodesia will you?
I want to be a doctor but this country doesnt give a shit much about allowing me the education to be qualified to do that
>>215471691this is a video one of the girls he approached took of himhe's alright looking
>>215471810i can see into the future me
>>215471808that's not him.
>>215471808no thats the guy that shot the healthcare CEO, obviously
>>215471759>loved those jam eyed zombies toowhat kept me watching
how many fannys has this man put his filthy seed in
poster below is a homosexual
>>215471827It is he has the same gloves in all his videos
Antidepressants fluoxetine and sertraline have been detected in aquatic organisms residing in effluent-dominated streams.[312] The presence of antidepressants in surface waters and aquatic organisms has caused concern because ecotoxicological effects on aquatic organisms due to fluoxetine exposure have been demonstrated.[313]add it to the unabomber image
>>215471889congratulations on coming out
>>215471848sowed his seed far and deep
Why do South Korea and Iran always score so high in international mathematics competitions
we desperate need a blanket moratorium on forms of content
>>215471808That is him, you can tell by the veins in his arms and how toned they are just checked his vide
>>215471892ssris are dodgy chemicalsthe pill jew as it were
>>215471900bizarre response
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxQ_FK8YdpI&list=RDTxQ_FK8YdpI&start_radio=1doing a listen maybe
>>215471848only one he shagged was that retarded scottish girl with the mental age of a 12 year old which was rape
many a supple women’s sweet vagina has fallen foul to this man. This is the last thing they remember seeing
>>215471892You telling me my antidepressents aren't being absorbed by my system and im pissing out free seratonin to any aquatic creature that happens to get a whiff of my piss?
>>215471894wow shes like the perfect wife for me
>>215471894stupid bitch
>retarded scottish girl with the mental age of a 12thats all of them lol >>215471953dont know the pethneptine o algo is excreted in urine and feces
>>215471940wrong he shags helens arsehole rotten
;D
cocaine (and methylphenidate (concerta)) possess NRI (norepinephrine reuptake inhibition) activity
>>215471892take fluoxetine with my olanzapinewash it down with some grey goose
Finally finding a bf that makes me in character customisation
>>215471914Persian Zoroastrian number magic
Respect the cream pie king
>>215472006I dont know about any of that
okay guys but really, how did you go from being the most powerful empire in history to this?
Right that's £60 spent on Yu-Gi-Oh cards
elm bat bagorbegat lamb
Wendigoon is weird looking. He looks Hispanic but his dad looks white.
any new dnms after archtype went down?
tapentadol (an opioid) is a NRI
>>215471952>>215471952>>215472029I reckon the woman he shags are left in sheer ecstasy that all they notice afterwards is cum gushing out their cunts and a fishy odour lingering in the air.
>Olanzapine is an antipsychotic medication that can treat several mental health conditions like schizophrenia and bipolar disorderliteral schizos in /brit/
>>215472076they're left 4x spunkier x
>>215472041In this format?
trimethylamine (chromosome 1) (didnt Google)
>>215472076do you have the one of him getting a tray out of the oven and dropping it lad? My favourite but can’t find it anywhere
>when you see a tranny post
how's locktober going lads? >>>/gif/29532349
>>215472108they all hide their faces cus theyre ugly lol
Good to see lots of seasideMARK discussion. Seaside army going strong>>215472088In what format?
doing a path of exile playact 4 3rd time this league
4x creamier
>>215472101sorry de lad been looking myself
>>215472082i've got bipolar and i don't take that stuff mate
>>215472108my cage was so tight yesterday it chopped my dick clean off. good riddance.
mad how better call saul is better than breaking bad
Labour can't govern…all they know is hate the country, take your tax to give to the savages they import, two-tier policing, reward terrorism, destroy jobs and lie
remember when mark got a nonce bashing outside that pub
>reads 40 books>buys TSMC
>>215472167Only because the trolls phoned up, told the landlady he was a nonce and she kicked him out and stated her reasoning aloud. He is not a nonce
Reboxetine was inferior to placebo for both harm outcomes (P<0.001 for both), and to fluoxetine for withdrawals owing to adverse events (OR 1.79, 95% CI 1.06 to 3.05; P=0.031). Published data overestimated the benefit of reboxetine versus placebo by up to 115% and reboxetine versus SSRIs by up to 23%, and also underestimated harm.Conclusions Reboxetine is, overall, an ineffective and potentially harmful antidepressant. Published evidence is affected by publication bias, underlining the urgent need for mandatory publication of trial data.wow (BMJ). but the EU study allegedly disagrees
was sat on checkout in tesco today and this creepy weirdo just stood there in silence the entire time staring at me while i scanned like 30 packets of chicken dippers and then he just started shouting "i dont have my clubcard" then walked out leaving all his dippers on the conveyer beltfucking weird
>>215472180the raped
>>215472152try thishttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759095247650559.webm
>>215472167good. it wasn't right what he did to marie or tristan
>>215472194The poor
he has a point desu
Just got back from London. The durkah durkah terrorists were kicking off with the police. Imagine if a mosque were attacked and Tommy Robinson had a flag rally outside Downing Street in response. If some were arrested. Miles of newsprint about how racist we are as a society. Instead we have a Home Secretary who has called to globalise the intafada
>>215472190What about mirtazapine?
not my problem
how does that even make sense
>>215472214cry more
>>215472214well thats the issue aint it, when something happens to the rights side all they say is "imagine if we had done that to you!"
not clicking any twitter or tiktok screen caps but thanks for offering retard
>>215472217cozy vibe
>>215472215dont know, you can go search it on BMJ or maybe some drugs (not the other one unfortunately) on NICE
>>215472217whyd he do that
mark actually made a hilarious video recently unintentionally of course, he nicked someone else’s Indian takeaway and then ate it infront of their window in the garden goading them the whole time. Then a deer arrived and mark gave him the rest of the takeaway in full view of the bloke that paid for it lol
>>215472211>pretends to know what he's talking aboutThats because he's educated. How about forming your own opinion dick riding faggot. Oh wait, you can't cos you know nothing
>>215472217oooooh that kebab looked like it had extra garlic 4x lush that de lad
andy burnham manchesters mayor will be the new pmscreencap this
>>215472247had to make sure the council earned their pay>>2154722564x nicer but not for him, is it for you de lad?
>>215472261not for long he won’t, they’re on borrowed time
>>215472275love it with a bishops smelly finger to wash it down
mentally ill people piss me off
>>215472296must be difficult to look at your reflection then
>>215472296Call someone who cares
>>215472232You have no idea what’s coming
>>215472309I dont own a mirror and my phones bugged
guys, I just had a think >>215472308
what's the difference between banter and bullying
>another X screencap
don't see all the fuss unless what he was saying wasn't true
She gives terrible head
>>215471135not on me
they all need to go back and the British public doesn’t have 4 years of patience left in it
>>215472323>cross threading your own postomdz
>>215472334I agree. Everything he said was kind of true
didn't do anything worthwhile today as always
>>215471135customer facing staff get abuse hurled at them on a regular basis you will not come off as rude for saying no
>>215472318Plain dust compared to the atrocities the uk has done to the Middle East.
She gives great head
https://archive.ph/vl8f3
>>215472367I don't get abuse at ALDI nor did I get any at Greggs.
>>215472375What atrocities has islam done to the Middle East?
>>215472380alri rub it in protected class
>>215472361Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>215472380doubt
>>215472375I don’t want to go live in the Middle East tho do I
>>215472361tomorrow get rid of the dogs
wow Bo Burnham has Jason phenotype apparently has disappeared
Dadberg off on another racism in the family WhatsApp group
I just used British slang I learned from /brit/ to my British friend irl
>>215472393existing
>>215472339CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR love her
>>215472405lmao I did this too SHIEEEEEEEEET
cause my friend said he'd take you homehe sits in a corner all alonehe lives under a waterfallnobody can see himnobody can ever hear him callnobody can ever hear him call
>>215472417
>>215472334he's a police officerthe majority of the people he interacts with will be criminals or criminal adjacent based on his experience the majority of Somalians he has interacted with are scumthis is nothing more than his lived experience
You don't even see Jason in the original Friday the 13th except for like two seconds at the very end.And Jason doesn't even get the hockey mask (the iconic look he's known for) until like the third or fourth one I think.
actually thinking about that again, the shop I first got caught at did it with me going there every single day to steal chocolate bars for 2 years before I got stopped. maybe I didnt "lose it" after all grew up though and now the free stuff doesnt actually taste better
>>215472427Poor girl
>>215472405mmhmm yeah cos white people never steal do they
>>215472450i know, shes brown
>>215472443Jason>>215472453shut the fuck up leftypol
>>215472461kill yourself nigger
>>215472398There was a time when British men and women set up villages in Yemen and Iran and Egypt and Jordan to
>>215472445went into a safeway that was closing down when i was a young boy and stuck a creame egg under my hat and walked out
>>215472470calm down leftypol
>>215472445Do you still go to Coop?
year of being free from the clutches of some wannabe misogynist tranny freak.
>>215472410Muhammad was a terrorist warlord who pushed his insanity on his neighbouring tribes by the sword. It’s a cult that should never have left Mecca and the world will be better when they throw off the shackles of islam. Anyone who wants to follow islam should fuck off to Mecca
>>215472409thats a sticky one still
kino
>>215472453
Anyone here have a 4chan pass, is it worth getting one
co op is directly affiliated to and helps to fund the governing labour party so stealing from the co op is morally good
>>215472485So you moved out of your dad's house?
drugs are bad
>>215472489uhm sweetie, have you read how the jews first created Israel?
>>215472489mental that muhammad took his pal out into the desert so he could get rode by bbc and made his pal watch all night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtTYxxmVpvA
>>215472496who is this sexy bitch can tell she has a lovely podgy tum and pink fanny
>>215472504left looks better and timeless. could fit in any era.right looks stupid and dated
>>215472458nah, it’s more the thought of grown men using an image of a child as some joke.
this lad is a good example of what gymmaxing can do you for, look at his stupid face if he was skinny he’d be a turbo virgin but instead he’s got a tidy little bird
Icelandic yoghurt before bed team
>>215472496cor
>>215472529hope it gives you the shits
>>215472537
>>215472529>>215472548samefag
>>215472496
For those who missed it.
>>215472559are the egirls becoming racist now?
>>215472559rorke's bird
drinking beer while I can because when we're the minority there'll be no beer
>>215472565yes there’s one permavirgin in here that plays 4 or 5 different characters throughout the day, he keeps the threads bumped though
>>215472598she's not an egirl mate
>>215472598it's a grift to target a simp demographic
pretty middle eastern noses
>>215472523no gym for your face
>>215472559Isn't that the girl who made that incest reel or something? Like something like "my brother can't keep his eyes off me whenever I'm wearing risqué clothing at home what do I do" or something like thatI'm sure some coomer know what I'm talking about
the mayor of cheadle has raised his levies and marches now upon whitehall
>>215472652I don't know.
>>215472653at this time of night?
worried that my band doesn't do enough social media stuff
>>215472661You do, just try to remember I'm not a coomer so I don't remember she looked exactly like this foid
>>215472652but enough about your browser history
>>215472668MPs now abed shall awake upon a cheadle dawn
mental how much bum and boobies they had in movies in the 70s-90snever see much of it now!
What if the governor of a state wants to invade or annex another state? Like say for example Montana wants to conquer Idaho.
>>215472641
>>215472614what is she then? i thought egirl just meant internet girls who have ofs/instas/twitchs and try to get guys to sub to them
it is raining
>>215472741diaper don would check which state was red and which was blue and go from there
>>215472741maybe would go to the federal courts as a dispute
>>215472768Montana and Idaho are both red for Republican
>>215472776>>215472776>>215472776
>diaper don would check which state was red and which was blue and go from there
>>215472765perfect coco weather, treat yourself my dear
>>215472777 who has told poo-pants that he's the best the most?
>>215472741that would be unconstitutional, the federal government would stop it from happening. states, at least theoretically, exist as sovereign entities who grant their powers to the center (the feds) to protect their enumerated rights. so the fed government has an obligation to protect states against outside threats, including other belligerent states.
>>215472474“Set up”
