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bad show
second
>>215479046big fan of this gif
>>215479046Jugemu jugemu head hurty
I like reading the wikipedia articles for Canadian actors who were in two feature films plus one episode of every Canadian show ever made
>>215479100Ellen Page
UM X
>>215479105Would give anything to be her
every single woman without exception is a fucking whore
>>215478981People won't seethe. You can very easily do both and people will appreciate you keeping them safe with CC
>>215479100Oh yeah there are a bunch of those. A lot actor like that show up in Hallmark movies too, since most of them are filmed in BC.
>>215479145>every rule34 comment
>>215479191>agp niggas be wildin
>>215479169>t.
love these ladshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/HeXvtF2wKuw
>>215479206Yes we get it, you’re trans. The schtick is old. You gotta pull the trigger dawg. Start growing boobies with booby growing drugs. Do it.
You ever respond to a genuine post with ironic ragebait only for them to respond back in good faith and you feel kind of bad because they took your shitpost seriously
My favourite Canadian-filmed movie is prob Scary Movie. I always thought it was hilarious how it was billed as "starring Carmen Electra" yet she was just a cameo.
>>215479286I do not hate my victim, but neither do I pity him. I simply acknowledge the reality that I have defeated him in this particular intellectual sparring match.
The mouth don't stop
>>215479295Rewatched it recently and It's pretty funny. Still holds up
Dead rising is such a soul game, it reminds me of simpler times
>>215479170my ogryn looks kino I'm very proud of my customizations
I have a serious headache still. I hope i didnt get and brain injury because some people go to sleep and die
If I can pick any filmed-in-Canada movie, I’m taking Unforgiven (1992). If I can pick two, then I’ll add Days of Heaven (1978). Both filmed in beautiful Southern Alberta.
>>215479355Post it in the thread and i'll show you mine
It's Hallowe'en BE HYPE
>>215479339you gotta stop sucking dick man
For me, it's Ginger Snaps.
>>215479383Bleh
>>215479425spooktuber
>>215479423That’s a good movie. I kinda forgot about that one.
>>215479425>>215479486BASED fellow spookyniggas.
You’ve probably noticed the majority of Indian people are Caucasian, like the majority of people with ethnic European backgrounds. They have somewhat darker skin, but their skull shape and facial features are purely Caucasian. This is an important tip-off: many Indians are actually quite closely racially related to most Europeans.
>>215479370a full ton ugly pig bastard
>>215479511fren
Good night. I have to do so much driving tomorrow. Not looking forward to it. Wish the head would stop hurting before sleep time
>>215479545Here's a beautiful ubergryn to balance it out
>>215479593Good night, you will be fine
>>215479593Hopefully you won't die from a brain hemorrhage as you sleep
>>215479601figured you would post a bone'ead
would LOVE to rape a tea user
>>215479657tea as in the drink?
>>215479646
>>215479634I can't immerse myself playing silly ogryns
update: after multiple long and also loud farts, my bowls have stabilized
Going to bedburg
hello
>>215479753Hello Bulgarianon
>>215479687To me it makes sense that they would be fucked up looking generic monstrosities, such as I have created. I understand making ones that just look mostly normal but big though, I just assume the normal looking ones are all boneheads
>>215479804wsup
>>215479753fuck you
>watch trailer for the new stephen king movie>movie takes place in the 1960s in main>at least half of the characters are hispanic black or asian
>>215479875he would want it that way
>>215479837Truly not much. It is 2am here lol.
>>215479845why?
>>215479899you flipped out last time when I mentioned liking philip dicks books
Sleep beckons me.
>>215479916FUCK YOU
>>215479916Wut? I've never read Philip Dick's books. You must be thinking of someone else. >>215479893It's raining here again, it has been raining for 24h and it's grey outside, I don't like this.
>>215479951NO FUCK YOU
wow the left DOES believe in heritability lmao
>>215479817I want the ogryn to look like it's able to do what i do. Can't look to stupid or too harmless
>>215480010harmless is gay for sure
Have you ever asked your girlfriend to stop shaving her pussy?
>>215480097YeahTold her she could finish when i was done fucking her
>>215480097No, but shaving sucks, waxing is the real deal.
>>215480097my gf doesnt shave her pussy and I told her I like it
>>215480097The wife and I used to get waxes but now she just keeps it trimmed
Sometimes I take a swig of that dill pickle brine.
>>215480178did a man wax you or a woman
Banger:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw
https://youtube.com/shorts/bmN5dYcfbNs
>>215479046Is that... Shinobu?
>>215480097she keeps it trimmed
>>215479286No why would I ever feel empathy here? You are all faceless lines of text I am the sole human here
https://youtu.be/otsr_z3eXnM
>the lawyer leading the Alberta separatist referendum @ikwilson: >"My understanding from the meetings that have occurred is that the Trump admin officials have indicated that the US would recognize a vote by the people of Alberta to become independent...it's happening
my wife likes big dicks
I've never been inclined to trolling, for some reason it never even crosses my mind to do things like that. I wonder at people who do post ragebait, to me it just doesn't seem entertaining.
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.
>>215480336Not in a million years
>>215480388hahaha soon
>>215480371you're a very boring person which is why you make very boring posts.
There's some "thoughts on America" thread up that seems to have a bunch of positive effortposts up... Tldr
nice try
It's theEye of the troller that's the spirit of lulzAnd the ragebait gives challenge to the post
>>215480405You post about Alberta separatism all the time in /cum/, so I know that you’re just ragebaiting. But I’m extremely confident that a separatist referendum would not even come close to passing. And even if it did, the Federal government would never just let us go. The movement has no chance.
I don't even have to ragebait, my real thoughts / opinions / personality naturally pisses people off
https://youtu.be/_2XzeAewJ98?si=tANwLcvQtkd7E_HSYOU REFUSED THE CALD
>>215480562The older you get the more fun you will have with this
>>215479046Man today work is pissing me off so much. I have no clue why but it's just been back to back, middle aged women around 40 - 65yrs old from all different countries and every single one of them speak English like GARBAGE with extremely thick accents. So far we have>Spain>Norway>India>Sweden>Singapore>ChinaEvery last one of them fit this description and I couldn't understand a single fucking word they are saying. It's just painful. They get all pissy and angry but it's not my fault their English is absolutely atrocious. Each case they're too arrogant to admit to themselves their English is shit. We offer translation services but they refuse to utilize it because their massive egos, just making it so painful asking 20 times in a row "can you repeat? Can you spell what you're saying phonetically?" Jesus fucking christ. Then I get a guy from Mexico who asks for a Spanish translation services out of modesty and ironically he was the most well spoken. His English was just fine and honestly he didn't even need help but he was just being polite and considerate.God I fucking hate women.
>>215479295>I always thought it was hilarious how it was billed as "starring Carmen Electra" yet she was just a cameo.Marketing is a hell of a field.
>>215480744https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVrMPzj5HD8It should be illegal for someone to work in a country or at a job if they can't speak the language properly.
I’m so glad I was too much of a pussy to cut myself the way I wanted to when I was a teenager. When I see people with self-harm scars it just breaks my heart. It’s terrible that some kids feel that way about themselves.
when was the last time you fapped
>>215479994They don't believe in anything. They'll just appeal to whatever aligns with their previously decided belief, and then reject it in any other instance that goes against one of their previously decided beliefs.
>>215480744fuck off racist
>>215480877A few hours ago.
should i eat one more thing before bed or stop now because im a fucking pig
>>215480877Yesterday
>>215480920You fuck off.
>>215480947eat
rip my nigga bobby the greek
how about bobby the geek but he's into capeshit
>>215480538>The movement has no chance.yeah that's what you think bucko
i hate racists too
>>215480958bonus calories? lets fucking go
>>215480963>How many brothers fell victim to the streets?>Rest in peace, young nigga, there's a heaven for a G
>>215481014ummm ok so you hate like 97% of black people dude?? wow not cool
did someone link /cum/ on reddit why are there so many fagtards about lately?
keep eating piggy
in cum we say gay, retarded AND faggot
>>215481012>buckoFucking Jordan Peterson, I should have known that was you. Poppin benzos and shitposting about Alberta separatism on /cum/. Yes, I would still fuck your daughter even though she’s bogged as hell.
in cum we are gay, retarded and faggot
>>215481052
>>215480877End of July
2am coffeetime not sure about you fags!
>>215480877twice yesterday, twice today, hopefully not tomorrow but maybe once then if something good drops on simpcity
>>215481144Based. My last coffee was at 11pm.
its so depressing we're just going to let this go extinct without even lifting a finger
go play with your penis
>>215481107Why can't I look like this
>>215481209I want that for you anon.
>>215481192i want to look like this
>>215481228I want that for you anon.
>>215481228you never will. thoughts on that?
>>215481264yes she will
Denounce Moloch.
>>215481301But moloch is yahweh
>>215481264I’m a different anon, but I would really like to have sex with this 2D woman. Although I find it unlikely she would have visible abs with such juicy tits and thighs. She should have a nice little pot belly on her as well. Then she would be perfect.
>>215481347sorry, she's build for hiccups medium sized cock
>>215481192cute
>>215481356Is this an anime reference? I don’t know anything.
>>215481429no she marries a guy named hiccup in the fucking movie
>>215481443Oh she’s from How to Train Your Dragon. I’ve never seen those movies. Sorry :(
>>215481460Damn, I hope other youtubers sue them. Some big lawyers should do it pro bono.
/cum/ be like
https://youtu.be/RHVxR-hMQxUthread theme
>>215481625you just know she phucks
>>215481625wanna knock all that shit off the table and fuck her in the ass as hard as I can
>>215481661basedshe would like that all those girls fuck like crazy
>>215481192no we're not actually
>>215481651Those new-agey spiritual girls are freaky. I have one of those magical crystal shops nearby. Those types of people are strange lol.
https://youtu.be/pk-Oq8iYtVA
>>215481724They are freaky and they seem nice at first but you quickly figure out they are bat shit crazy. It's either a really attractive girl who is larping because she doesn't have a personality or a someone who has real mental issues.
>>215481769Yeah you’re absolutely right. I think some of the people who get into that stuff have suffered some kind of trauma or have major self-esteem issues. So they’ve invented a new self to become.
>>215481746https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVmw3ZhdzEs
>>215478822I already described how to simulate it. Just take a package of ground meat from the store, and accidentally leave it out at room temp for about a week :)The best part for me was that it was folded away in one of those reusable bags, so like half my apartment reeked of death, but I couldn’t find what was causing it. I thought maybe one of my neighbours died. Maybe my neighbours thought the same of me, since it would have been coming from my unit LOL
>>215481837Exactly, they had some trauma that's a way to heal themselves which I don't blame em. But there are a lot of attractive larpers who just do it for the aesthetics. The crazies could be very clingy and jealous.
enough about the stupid lady
Is it LOCKtober or OcTOEber for you guys?
Now that the dust has settled, what steam sale games did we buy?
>>215481955if you knew anything about /cum/ at all you would know we're a chastity based general
>>215480538
>>215480877Currently gooning to this post
>>215481955Cucktober
>>215481962Nothing
>>215481955How about GLOCKtoberhttps://youtu.be/2RA-lXK0c0g
>>215481971Comfy lead. Which article is this?
>>215482043https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberta_separatism
>>215482035Nice, I have a song for youhttps://youtu.be/GXDPIorxX1A?si=X0k3yO6vrEs0kN26
>>215481955If I don't bust soon I'll explode.
How did southpark go 4 years of joe biden and not make a single political joke but as soon as Trump gets back in office they are doing full seasons about him again?
>>215482055Cool thanks
>>215482035This went hard asf in 2007 on my Nokia 5300
>>215482056LOL
>>215482078I like this pic so much. Did they not make fun of him, I haven't watched in 5-6 years.
>>215481935The aesthetics are appealing. But I feel like larpers could be annoying too if they take it too seriously.
>>215482112He was mentioned once in 2005 and thats it. Not once during his presidency
>>215482078Look at the dogshit state of the showJungle fever fried their brains, just like ir did to bill burr
what did bill burr say? why are you guys talking about him he hasn't been relevant for years
>>215482145Yeah the larpers go to festivals and "DUDE WEED". But, I used to go to this festival in mountains where it's like Burning Man a bit meaning everyone brings their own stuff and nothing is sold and everyone shares, I've met a few genuine nice hippy girls, some very attractive. But the festival was co-opted and now it's for profit, I hate money ruins shit like that. >>215482161No, I meant during his presidency.
>>215482283It looks like Reddit libtards are mad that a bunch of the anti-woke comedians performed at a festival in Saudi Arabia, and signed some sort of censorship contract guaranteeing they won’t joke about certain topics. They seem to be trying to seize on this Saudi contract thing as proof that they shouldn’t be allowed to complain about woke censorship ever again since they also got censored in Saudi. Also general complaining about how Saudi Arabia isn’t feminist etc, so a good libtard wouldn’t work there.
>>215482283>>215482443Bill Burr has spent the last few years saying how much he hated billionaires and how billionaires should be "put down like rabid dogs" and then took a 1.5 million contract to do a show in saudi arabia and is now talking about how much he loved saudi arabia and how amazing it is
>>215482443>>215482495>its more politicsalright goodnight
>>215482519It’s 6am albeit
How about Bill Purr and he’s a cat
>>215482805I like it
>no 24/7 stream of 2000s mtv with bumps and commercialsvery sad stuff
>>215482805THIS PURINA IS BRUTAL DUDE
>>215482947https://www.youtube.com/live/6yv0YNJlHsc?si=YD0NFU6N_-fzKGeDThis is the closest thing you're going to get
>>215482977no this is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-dxkWZVkBIthere shrimply isn't many of them
>>215482955BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A FUCKING CAT
pizza day today
>>215479100That sound like Quebec!
>>215483145Josh?
>2019 was 6 years ago
>Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC) is an American sports comedy television program that aired on TNN/Spike TV from April 19, 2003 to February 9, 2007. It is a re-purpose of footage from the Japanese game show Takeshi's Castle, which originally aired in Japan from 1986 to 1990. The re-purposed MXC created a completely new premise, storyline, and characters, with two teams competing against each other à la a typical team sports broadcast and players trying to win points for their teams by surviving through different challenges. In the original program the Count and his underlings would follow the progress of the players as they moved through the course. In the re-purpose Count Takeshi became veteran network announcer Vic Romano and the Count's flunky became young upstart Kenny Blankenship.Interesting
>>215483341I remember watching that. It would come on late at night on Spike TV. That channel also used to show stuff like Deadliest Warrior and other stuff like that.
>>215482805How about is Birr Burr and he's Chinese.
women reading this: kill yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB8uLVXonWQ
>>215484018There's something about 90s music like this that fills me with joy. I love 90s House, Dance with a black vocalist.
>>215484087black female*
>>215484087same i like how upbeat it is
>>215484154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp_1hvfkAVsOne of my favorites. Always a crowd pleaser.
>>215484198mid
>>215484354:(
>>215484462
>>215480895they believe that white = bad
>>215480224Woman
I believe that she will win
>>215484914Was it uncomfortable, I would feel weird. Did you wax everything or just your penus?
>here’s why being born after 2000 is actually misogynisticmen suffer more than women, it’s a fact
>>215484953Front and back. No, it wasn't awkward really. Maybe the first time a little, but she was very professional. Also not at all attractive which helped
>>215484969it's a fact, but i don't care to hear you whine about it.
>>215484989And the back...shieeet. I couldn't do it. My ass is too hairy. I guess it was good that the woman wasn't attractive.
>>215484989be honest, did you fart?
>>215485008ok, I’ll just post this image and drop it then
>>215485183https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w6kHS_IRrE
something i wanted to order doesn't ship to the US fuck!!!!!!!!!
>>215485301Disorder in the port!
if i were a girl id let the cum bros hit it
If I were a girl I'd let the cum bros worship my feet
>>215485424what does that mean nigga
I need to replace all the water in my body with water.
how long would i live if i drank only soda
>>215485715Forever
>>215485715Don't know but you probably would develop diabetus.
>>215485790what if i dont care about losing my toes
I’ve got very hairy arms and legs. Sometimes I feel like I should trim the hair down. But then I’d have to shave my arms regularly and I don’t feel like doing that. So I don’t bother.
>>215485811You can also die which is not good.
>>215485892in my death i will become ever more powerful
What is wrong with this guy?
>>215485843i thank god every day im not a hairy monster
>>215485938I don’t think I’m quite hairy monster level. But I’m 29. Maybe in 10-15 years it will be a lot worse lol.
>>215485975do you have hair on your fingers and toes?
>>215485908We need you here bro
>>215486088i go where im needed the most
>>215486037A little bit. Oh God, I’m a monster. Hopefully a werewolf. That would be cool.
barely slept.
>>215486222so did your mom when she came over to my house
>>215486143I have hairs on my penus
‘nese is simmering‘mel will be made later‘gne will be had for dinner
Chilled with spider-bro. Except I hate all creepy crawlies. And my Mom does too; she would want me to kill it. Usually I do. But I’m gonna spare it this time. I hope spider-bro finds the meaning of spider life, what ever that might be.
Lab made diamonds are killing Botswana’s economy.Whites are once AGAIN making the poorest even poorer!
>>215486341Penis
quit being lazy and got me tv and xboxs into my roomcozy
>>215486464Silly girlJust draw a smiley face
>>215486383hell yeah
Taysisters...
>>215486860is it really that bad?
>>215487001It’s very different!
I'll make some mackerel today.
>>215486860>>215487001
>>215487454i will make salmon
>Another dream about my high school friends that I haven't spoken to in 10 years
>>215487794Bummer dude, I feel that.
>>215487643Choli did nothing wrong. Hers was reflected on her behavior that came from jealousy while Taylor called her a cokehead
remember playing blockland back in the day
>>215487794these come and go as you get older, it's been 15 years for me and I think the brain starts misfiring or booting up random memories around age 30. historically we all died by age 40 so it makes sense we'd stop working properly leading up to that age.
>>215479046I always knew my cat wasn't very bright... he just made a leap of faith into this gap between the wall and cabinet without even looking. Just instantly jumped with all his heart and then got stuck. He tried getting out once but couldn't and then just gave up. Pretty sure he's stuck at least, but idk. He just sits there staring at me without moving or reacting now.
>>215488115save my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c906eLzscLM
should i drink dr pepper or dr pepper blackcherry with my za?
>>215488649I prefer the classic personally
>>215488115let him out!
momberg cracks me up sometimes
I can hardly believe it’s already raped-to-death o’clock. You know what that means? That’s right! It’s time for me to get raped to death.
>jason doesn't even know how to do laundry righthow do parents fuck up so badly
>>215487794I met a HS friend by chance in a supermarket. He was really friendly, it was nice. I think I must be a bad person because I would have tried to avoid him if I saw him first (no reason, hence why I am a bad person).I asked about his cousin and he got kind of sad. I don’t think the cousin is doing much after HS.
>>215488792im not jason doe
back in my day ‘za ‘za meant 2 pizzas
>>215488740Do you often confuse her with 4chan lingo?
jason is in central time frankly embarassing mistake
>>215488863not often because she would catch on
>>215488859i use za and zaza interchangeably
10 am time to chug a warm beer because the store doesn't keep them cold
where did everyone go
>>215489370
>>215489370>10 amIt's 7:17
I would torture and kill every regular poster in this general if I could
>>215489412Yeah well you can't
>>215489412why
>>215489412not meim built different
>>215489429I would get away with it because nobody cares about you people
>>215480834Singaporeans speak almost entirely English, it's that they speak entirely accented English. Sometimes they even speak thick accent with perfect grammar.This will become more common. You will have entire groups of people who can speak English perfectly with accents incomprehensible to the average American, in the US. Americans are just going to have to live with it, since they can't function without immigrants nor are willing to boot them out.
>>215489481my parents care about me
>>215480895so like any other human being? that's crazy.
I like shredded carrots, but cold. Like chilled in the fridge
>>215489637i want to shred your penis
>>215489653Kill yourself
I think baby carrots are the best form of carrots.
>>215489669after i shred your penis i will
Let’s all have suck penis gay sex together in the butt on a beach with our cocks
>>215489761howdy
>>215489761Salut
Gonna shower and go to the book store Will update if there is a cute book hoe
>>215489895If there is one I fucked her
>>215489867>>215489812hows it going?
Alright this slow ass thread is almost complete. Everyone brainstorm some good ideas for the next edition of /cum/
>>215489976I'm alright, glad it's friday but still a little sleepy. HBU?
Remember to stay hydrated brehs
drinking a protein shake :3c
Beautiful dreamer wake unto me. starlight and drew drops are waiting for three
>>215490026im sleepy as well
more like drinking a semen shake
>>215489985Covfefe Edition
>>215489985Janny edition. That'll show em
Alright the time is approaching for a NEW /cum/ thread, let's hear those suggestions.>>215490376Not bad
>>215490406How provocative, I like it
drinking covfefe
I know all you faggots are saving your posts for the next thread so you can get (You)'s
>>215490498I never do this, sometimes I even talk to myself in the old thread without realizing.
>>215490541>>215490541>>215490541
I gave you anons ample warning and you still let that garbage balkanoid thread go up...
